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Corn Beef Hash by Saffron
Comments:
😂😂😂 cat food with gravy and sweetcorn
My dog would vomit up nicer 🤢🤢
Reminds me that I need dog pooh bags the next time I go shopping.
Did you scrape the sides of an outhouse pit for that?
The sad thing is 😩if i came in pissed I’d probably eat that with 3 rounds of bread 🤣
Yup you made a hash of it alright
No offence and I bet you enjoyed it but it resembles the tonsil stone I spat up 😂
Looks like something my cat threw up
Slide that straight into a dog bowl and even the dog will decline it.
Sweetcorn is a bugger to digest, but you didn't have to show us the evidence....😆
Imagine having a name like Saffron and you produce that:D
Has that been through someone's intestine already 🤮
Before or after you ate it, Saffron?
Is that a moat around the mound?
Is that the Pedigree Chum version 😉
Strange shaped toilet bowl.
What the heck is that ? Don't tell me you will actually eat that ?
Wtf is that brown liquid it's swimming in ? Looks rank .🤑🤑🤑
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Saturday morning's fry-up by Derek P
Epic plate of food. Black pudding isn’t for me, but the rest 🤤
Just needs a good pot of tea to wash it down 😃
Looks great but a black pudding no no for me 😟
Such a good looking plate mate I’d demolish it. 12/10 extra 3 points for not having beans in a bloody pot and for having no damn food touching other food is perfectly acceptable
Who stole the other egg🤔😜 too much wet on plate for me but that's a me thing looks banging and would still demolish 🍽️
Another egg, no black pudding and fresh tomatoes for me
That’s a lovely plate of food well done I am the egg man
Oh hell who eats that much food in one setting.
Beans and tomatoes running into each other- Noooooo
Whatis it with the spawn of the devil 😈 aka tomatoes
No beans on for me.. Rest looks banging 9/10 😋😋👍👍
No mushrooms! 👍 And if that's fried bread 10/10 😋
Beans n tin tomatoes on same plate ! Shite
Just need a bigger plate 😋😃
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Just got home from the pub quick snack before bed by Barry
You'd just got home from the pub, yet you were able to prep the spring onions... That shows that you hadn't had anywhere near enough pints to allow you to think that that monstrosity would ever be acceptable...
You should be disappointed in yourself!
Barry’s drunk and feeling slack, rumbling gut, he needs a snack. He stumbles around with glassy eyes, surveying shelves for food supplies.
White bread stares with ghostly grace, next to cheese in cling wrap’s embrace. Spring onion leans in wilted cheer, quiche just sits like “Eat me, dear”.
A drunken feast, a lurching bite, the flavours clash, but feels just right. So Barry grins, a cheesy smirk, snack success, despite the work.
Homer simpson wouldn't even eat that
Barry came home from the pub in a daze,
His breath was a cocktail of Guinness and haze.
He raided the fridge like a half-blind raccoon,
And made a sad sandwich by light of the moon.
Spring onion slapped on with cheese in a heap,
Then cold, crusty quiche—dear God, that's deep.
It smelled like a fart in a birthday balloon,
But Barry just grinned and hummed a crude tune.
He munched like a goblin, crumbs in his beard,
Then burped so loud even ghosts disappeared.
“Michelin star,” he declared with a smirk—
As his stomach began its sinister work.
Oh Barry my love who raised you? Get that cheese under the grill and get a bit of Branston on it!
You could have a done cheese on toast that would at least have been edible !
Believe that looks like daylight in this photo, hell of a pub crawl, Berry you legend!
Squirt of mayonnaise and that’s right on my radar 👌
I've made and eaten worse, but if you can make that and then photo it you must be sober and crap at making a sandwich.
Take the quiche off for a start, next put the spring onions in the bin where they belong, do the same with the rest and go to bed 👍
or order a pizza 🍕
Barry’s sloshed and feeling slack,
his gut’s in knots—he needs a snack.
He wobbles forth, eyes glazed and wide,
like food’s a beast he must outstride.
White bread looms like a ghostly sheet,
cheese clings on, sweaty in defeat.
Spring onion flops in floppy style,
quiche just whispers, “Eat me, vile.”
He grabs a chunk, he takes a bite—
each flavour wrong, yet weirdly right.
Bread, cheese, and onion, quichey goo...
Barry chews like heroes do.
With crumbs stuck fast upon his chin,
he grins that boozy, cheesy grin.
A snack well earned (or barely fought),
a masterpiece... or maybe not!
Another couple of plnts and you would be in kebab mode. 😂
I’d squash that quiche flat and slap them two together…. Stick it in the sandwich toaster… winner 👍🏻
There was a young man named Barry
Whose sandwich was too heavy to carry
The quiche weighed a ton
The onions looked glum
And the bread and cheese just scare me
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Can’t beat a sosig sarnie by Glyn P
There’s nothing like a sausage sandwich… and that’s nothing like a sausage sandwich..
I am well aware that our English language is subject to changes and updates, but, for the sake of my, and others’ sanity, it’s Sausages SAUSAGES
You're supposed to put the sausage in your sandwich before you digest it not after
I take it the rest of the hand is still in the freezer 😬
There's more chance of Oscar Pistorious getting athletes foot than me eating that
Did you lose those sausages under the sofa before putting them on the bread?
That reminds me must clean out the cat litter tray
Looks like four rats on a slice of dry bread!
I mean, you’re right you can’t beat a sausage sarnie. But when it looks like four cremated slugs I think it’s safe to say it can be beaten into a bin
I normally use a poo bag to pick my dogs doings not two stale bits of bread. Just saying.
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My one and only meal of the day.. gammon & eggs by Stephen S
If you moved the eggs up the plate a little, you could easy get another six on there.
Stephen I didn't want to ask but it looks like the meal request of a man on death row who loves gammon and eggs. Enjoy 👍
Eight attempts to fry an egg and you still can't get it right. They should have fat or oil splashed over the top of the yolk.
Pop some chips with that and it's a top tea.
I didn't know that you could sweep the floor with fried eggs.
Heart attack on a plate
I’d make that your only meal of the month if I was you pal.
Cholesterol on a plate.
Be ideal with some chips n beans
Do you want a de frib and a heart bypass to go with that
He's hitting his protein
Protein farts for days after eating all that 🤣
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Quick snack tonight crispy Bacun butty by Jenny L
It's bacon actually if you're adult!
Bacon going out of date today was it?
This looks absolutely delicious...like something your tastebuds would high-five you for while your arteries quietly dial 000.
Can't beat a bacon butty smashing
I think another slice or two of bacon…
Your bacon sandwich looks perfect to me
once had a full english in a greasy spoon near closing time and they gave me all the bacon they'd cooked...got about 30 pieces...reminds me of that day
It's 1 of those situations where u buy an 8 pack of bacon..n u know 5 will b enough but u can't put the 3 back in the fridge so fk it..cook em all 🤷
You're missing one thing : a defibrillator