Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Wild bears in the woods and some buildings



Have you seen the new Aldi TV ad on the theme of "like brands, only cheaper", that has a bear in the woods promoting the cheaper Aldi toilet paper?

Click on the following link to see it:

This is the text:

“I like this toilet paper (points to the one on the left of screen, the more expensive one) and I like this toilet paper (points to the one on right). And the answer to your question is ‘Of course I do.’ I mean where else would I do it? You people.”

Very funny.

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Still in the woods, the above pic is of Takasugi-an, a tea house in Chino, Nagano Prefecture, Japan. The tea house is built atop two chestnut trees, cut from a nearby mountain and transported to the site, and is accessible only by free-standing ladders propped against one of the trees. Built by Japanese architect Terunobu Fujimori, it is reserved for his own use. The inside is lined with plaster and mats.


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Whilst on the topic of unusual houses, have a look below at the Mushroom House in Cincinatti, Ohio.  Also known as the Tree House, it is an ornately fanciful home built by architect Terry Brown between 1992 and 2006. The one-bedroom house features pressed copper ceilings and a spiral staircase entry. It served as the architect's secondary residence until his death in 2008 and is a prominent Cincinnati landmark.
















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Tuesday, June 24, 2014

IPPAWARDS 2014



Someone once said that “The best camera in the world is the one you have with you at the time.” These days most people have a camera with them all the time via their telephone. 

For the last 7 years the iPhone Photography Awards (known as the IPPAWARDS) are given in a range of categories for photographs taken with a phone camera. This year’s awards, the eighth such presentation, covered submissions from 17 countries.

The categories are Animals, Architecture, Children, Flowers, Food, Landscape, Lifestyle, Nature, News/Events, Others, People, Seasons, Still Life, Sunset, Travel and Trees. Photos need to have been taken with an iPhone, iPod or iPad and cannot have been edited on any way by desktop software.

The complete awards list and winning photographs for every year can be viewed at:

Here are the recently announced first place awards in the various categories:

1st place, Photographer of the Year

2nd place, Photographer of the Year

3rd place, Photographer of the Year

1st place, Animals

1st place, Architecture

1st place, Children

1st place, Flowers

1st place, Food

1st place, Landscape

1st place, Lifestyle

1st place, Nature

1st place, News/Events

1st place, Others

1st place, Panorama

People

Seasons

Still Life

Sunset

Travel

Trees

Here is my contribution, a pic of my brother in law taken on my telephone camera when a ray of sunlight through a cafe window created a spectrum on his face. An IPPA in 2015?



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Monday, June 23, 2014

Monday Miscellany - Some Odds, Ends and Personals



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Email from Byter David in response to the post yesterday on The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God:

In his 1942 essay on Rudyard Kipling - 
George Orwell says "There is a great deal of good bad poetry in English," Which, I think, echoes the sentiment of your latest post.

Exactly, thank you David.

Here is a fuller quote from the above article:

It is no use pretending that in an age like our own, ‘good’ poetry can have any genuine popularity. It is, and must be, the cult of a very few people, the least tolerated of the arts. Perhaps that statement needs a certain amount of qualification. True poetry can sometimes be acceptable to the mass of the people when it disguises itself as something else. One can see an example of this in the folk-poetry that England still possesses, certain nursery rhymes and mnemonic rhymes, for instance, and the songs that soldiers make up, including the words that go to some of the bugle-calls. But in general ours is a civilization in which the very word ‘poetry’ evokes a hostile snigger or, at best, the sort of frozen disgust that most people feel when they hear the word ‘God’. If you are good at playing the concertina you could probably go into the nearest public bar and get yourself an appreciative audience within five minutes. But what would be the attitude of that same audience if you suggested reading them Shakespeare’s sonnets, for instance? Good bad poetry, however, can get across to the most unpromising audiences if the right atmosphere has been worked up beforehand. Some months back Churchill produced a great effect by quoting Clough’s ‘Endeavour’ in one of his broadcast speeches. I listened to this speech among people who could certainly not be accused of caring for poetry, and I am convinced that the lapse into verse impressed them and did not embarrass them. But not even Churchill could have got away with it if he had quoted anything much better than this.
In so far as a writer of verse can be popular, Kipling has been and probably still is popular. In his own lifetime some of his poems travelled far beyond the bounds of the reading public, beyond the world of school prize-days, Boy Scout singsongs, limp-leather editions, pokerwork and calendars, and out into the yet vaster world of the music halls.

George Orwell

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In looking up some funeral humour for last week’s Funny Friday, I came across the following photograph:


I looked into it further and found that it was an actual funeral.

I have previously posted about clowns and the fact that they are creepy and scary, even Stephen King having supposedly said that that is what he finds most scary. Read that post at:

A clown's funeral with clown casket bearers would be even creepier, especially if you happened to see it whilst attending the cemetery for another person nearby. Could you imagine looking up and seeing the above sight?

The above clown funeral took place at the Fairview Cemetery in Springfield USA (no, it wasn’t Krusty) in 2009 when 79-year-old Norman Thompson, member of the Antioch Shrine Funster Clown Unit, was buried. His clown-friends dressed up for the occasion and honoured Norman in full clown regalia. 

Apparently this is a tradition for clowns and magicians, this is their way to show their respects to their fallen colleagues. 

Illustrating that fact is a question in an interview with a noted funeral director about his work:
What’s the most bizarre request you’ve had for a funeral arrangement?
We once conducted the funeral of a famous clown, and his colleagues were dressed in full clown costume on unicycles and one drove a small clown car weaving around the hearse whilst other clowns were giving flowers out to shoppers in the high street.

By way of additional information, Norm “Boppo” Thompson was awarded the “Unsung Hero Award” in 1999 by the Great Lakes Shrine Clown Unit Association. He was also a Life Member of the Antioch Shrine Funster Clown Unit and was the Driver/Captain for the Unit for over 15 years. He was known as the “Fire Chief “of the Antioch Funster Clown Unit, after the trailer he was pulling in Canada caught fire. 

Pics of Boppo’s funeral:







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Saturday, June 21, 2014

Green Eyes and Yellow Gods



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That was a horrible song
Sing us another one,
Just like the other one,
Sing us another one do . . .

Today we go literary.

Not artsy fartsy literary that no one can understand, as Sir Les Patterson would put it, but real poetry, the culture of the masses.

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Just as The Hole in the Elephant’s Bottom was an example of music hall songs that were looked down on but which nonetheless were enjoyed by the masses, so there is a realm of poetry that is also not considered “serious art” by the critics but loved by the population. The Man from Snowy River is a good Australian example.

One blogger, John George Byrne, who goes by the blog name Fustar, says this about what he terms “bad art”:

Like most (unintentionally) "bad art" (define those words how you will) – bad verse pulls its audience in at least two directions. With one tug it produces giddy thrills – leading readers down a colourful, rubbish-strewn path to hilarity. With another yank it breaks your bloody heart – as the poet's wobbly (and painfully sincere) edifice of fragile beauty collapses under the strain of bathos, sentimentality, naïveté and sheer (tragic) incompetence. 
As the dust clears, there (in his/her creation's ruins) the poet lies. Naked and sobbing (and covered in piss…for some reason). An artless soul torn open & laid bare for a jeering world to see. 
Yet, for all that, "bad verse" offers pleasures beyond the mere mocking guffaw. It can be vital and rousing. Refreshing and (over-used term this) life-affirming. Deliciously weird and delightfully demented. It can (like a gormless but flukeily effective lover) touch parts that "good" and worthy poetry often struggles to reach. 
http://www.fustar.info/2010/01/06/hot-doggerel-the-green-eye-of-the-little-yellow-god/

In that vein here is a music hall poem that harks back to the days of Kipling, Boy’s Own adventures, the British Raj and the movie Zulu, when poets would stand in front of music hall and vaudeville audiences and recite gripping tales.

The poem is called The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God, dating from 1911 and it is by J Milton Hayes (1884-1940).


In his book My Brother Evelyn and Other Profiles, Alec Waugh gives Hayes's account of the writing of the poem:

"I wrote The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God in five hours, but I had it all planned out. It isn't poetry and it does not pretend to be, but it does what it sets out to do. It appeals to the imagination from the start: those colours, green and yellow, create an atmosphere. Then India, everyone has his own idea of India. Don't tell the public too much. Strike chords. It is no use describing a house; the reader will fix the scene in some spot he knows himself. All you've got to say is 'India' and a man sees something. Then play on his susceptibilities." 
"His name was Mad Carew. You've got the whole man there. The public will fill in the picture for you. And then the mystery. Leave enough unsaid to make paterfamilias pat himself on the back. 'I've spotted it, he can't fool me. I'm up to that dodge. I know where he went.' No need to explain. Then that final ending where you began. It carries people back. You've got a compact whole. 'A broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew' They'll weave a whole story round that woman's life. Every man's a novelist at heart. We all tell ourselves stories. That's what you've got to play on."

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Here is the poem:

The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God

There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu,
There's a little marble cross below the town;
There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew,
And the Yellow God forever gazes down.

He was known as "Mad Carew" by the subs at Khatmandu,
He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell;
But for all his foolish pranks, he was worshipped in the ranks,
And the Colonel's daughter smiled on him as well.

He had loved her all along, with a passion of the strong,
The fact that she loved him was plain to all.
She was nearly twenty-one and arrangements had begun
To celebrate her birthday with a ball.

He wrote to ask what present she would like from Mad Carew;
They met next day as he dismissed a squad;
And jestingly she told him then that nothing else would do
But the green eye of the little Yellow God.

On the night before the dance, Mad Carew seemed in a trance,
And they chaffed him as they puffed at their cigars:
But for once he failed to smile, and he sat alone awhile,
Then went out into the night beneath the stars.

He returned before the dawn, with his shirt and tunic torn,
And a gash across his temple dripping red;
He was patched up right away, and he slept through all the day,
And the Colonel's daughter watched beside his bed.

He woke at last and asked if they could send his tunic through;
She brought it, and he thanked her with a nod;
He bade her search the pocket saying "That's from Mad Carew,"
And she found the little green eye of the god.

She upbraided poor Carew in the way that women do,
Though both her eyes were strangely hot and wet;
But she wouldn't take the stone and Mad Carew was left alone
With the jewel that he'd chanced his life to get.

When the ball was at its height, on that still and tropic night,
She thought of him and hurried to his room;
As she crossed the barrack square she could hear the dreamy air
Of a waltz tune softly stealing thro' the gloom.

His door was open wide, with silver moonlight shining through;
The place was wet and slipp'ry where she trod;
An ugly knife lay buried in the heart of Mad Carew,
'Twas the "Vengeance of the Little Yellow God."

There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu,
There's a little marble cross below the town;
There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew,
And the Yellow God forever gazes down.

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There you have it: theft, murder, racism, revenge, mysterious cultures and foreign places, it sounds like a modern day TV series.

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Hear the recitation by Bertram Selwyn at:

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