Sunday, September 27, 2020

Quotes for the Day


Monica Lewinsky
TED Talk: "The Price of Shame" (2015)


In her inspirational and thought provoking address, Ms Lewinksy supported victims of online bullying and highlighted the consequences of such actions and behaviour. 

In that talk she made the point: 

“We talk a lot about our right to freedom of speech, but we need to talk more about our responsibility to freedom of speech.” 

Click on the above link to hear Ms Lewinsky's TED Talk.

Nadia Petschek Rawls, TED’s social media editor, has written of the deluge of abuse and nasty comments that followed the posting of her talk. Her comments can be read at:

Some of her comments:

As I read hundreds of hideous comments, I suddenly realized I was being subjected to a tiny fraction of what Monica has experienced every day since she was 24 years old, essentially every day of her adult life. I can only begin to imagine how profoundly these hateful comments must have shaped her self-worth. We all find our self-esteem shaken when we feel insulted or disrespected. But to have the entire world insult you to your face — for 17 years straight? That’s abuse on another level.

But then an interesting thing happened. After hours spent boosting the positive comments and purging most of the brutish ones, the tide started to turn. People started to write things like, “Brave woman. My first reaction was negative before I even clicked the link — then I realized that was the whole point and why she was the perfect person to give this talk.”

I think of that moment of sea change like a sort of herd immunity. The positive voices, when there are enough of them, keep abusive ones from spreading, just as a mostly vaccinated population protects those few people who are not. Together, we have the power to protect the most vulnerable among us.

 

TED Conferences LLC (Technology, Entertainment, Design) is an American media organization that posts talks online for free distribution under the slogan "ideas worth spreading".

Readers Write and more Edgar Marriott

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David C B sent me a couple of emails in response to my posting the poem The Battle of Hastings by Marriott Edgar: 

Email # 1: 

It is worth noting that before the Battle of Hastings King Harold had marched his army 200 miles north from London to Stamford Bridge in Easy Yorkshire where he defeated the Dane army of Harold Hardrada. 

He then force marched his depleted army the 270 miles back to Hastings in 19 days including several days lost at Castleford where the river was too swollen to cross. So, all things considered, not a bad performance at Hastings. 

Email #2: 

And Stanley Holloway does a good monologue of that poem:

Thanks David. 

The Stanley Holloway link is well worth a listen to.


Stanley Holloway

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Here is another of Marriott Edgar’s poems, one of his best known, which can also be heard courtesy of Stanley Holloway by clicking on: 

The Lion and Albert 

by Marriott Edgar (1880-1951) 

There’s a famous seaside place called Blackpool,
That’s noted for fresh-air and fun,
And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom
Went there with young Albert, their son. 

A grand little lad was their Albert,
All dressed in his best; quite a swell,
With a stick with an ‘orse’s ‘ead ‘andle,
The finest that Woolworth’s could sell.


They didn’t think much to the ocean:
The waves, they was fiddlin’ and small
There was no wrecks and nobody drownded,
‘Fact, nothing to laugh at at all. 

So, seeking for further amusement,
They paid and went into the zoo
Where they’d lions and tigers and camels
And old ale and sandwiches too. 

There were one great big lion called Wallace;
His nose was all covered with scars.
He lay in a som-no-lent posture
With the side of his face on the bars. 

Now Albert had heard about lions,
How they was ferocious and wild.
To see Wallace lying so peaceful,
Well... it didn’t seem right to the child. 

So straight ‘way the brave little feller,
Not showing a morsel of fear,
Took ‘is stick with the ‘orse’s ‘ead ‘andle
And shoved it in Wallace’s ear! 


You could see that the lion didn’t like it,
For giving a kind of a roll,
He pulled Albert inside the cage with ‘im
And swallowed the little lad... whole! 

Then Pa, who had seen the occurrence,
And didn’t know what to do next,
Said, “Mother! Yon lions ‘et Albert.”
And Mother said “Eeh, I am vexed!” 

Then Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom —
Quite rightly, when all’s said and done —
Complained to the Animal Keeper
That the lion had eaten their son. 

The keeper was quite nice about it;
He said, “What a nasty mishap.
Are you sure that it’s your boy he’s eaten?”
Pa said, “Am I sure? There’s his cap!” 


So the manager had to be sent for.
He came and he said, “What’s to do?”
Pa said, “Yon lion’s ‘et Albert,
And ‘im in his Sunday clothes, too.” 

Then Mother said, “Right’s right, young feller;
I think it’s a shame and a sin
For a lion to go and eat Albert
And after we’ve paid to come in!” 

The manager wanted no trouble.
He took out his purse right away,
Saying, “How much to settle the matter?”
Pa said “What do you usually pay?” 

But Mother had turned a bit awkward
When she thought where her Albert had gone.
She said, “No! Someone’s got to be summonsed!”
So that was decided upon. 

Then off they went to the P’lice Station
In front of a Magistrate chap.
They told ‘im what happened to Albert,
And proved it by showing his cap. 


The Magistrate gave his opinion
That no-one was really to blame.
He said that he hoped the Ramsbottoms
Would have further sons to their name. 

At that Mother got proper blazing,
And “Thank you, sir, kindly!” said she.
“What?! Waste all our lives raising children
To feed ruddy lions? Not me!”





Saturday, September 26, 2020

Thought for the Day

 




25 Colorized Photos That Give History a Fresh Perspective - Part 1

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The following pics and text are from an article I came across.  

I have retained the American spelling.

Hopefully you will find it as fascinating as I did.


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Some historical photos shed a light on a historical figure, while others focus on a historical event. But what if we had the chance to see these images with color? 
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Queen Victoria With Her Family, 1894 


This colorized photo shows Queen Victoria and King Edward VII having a family photo with their children and relatives at a wedding which took place in Coburg, Germany in 1894. This photo is a rare example of the European royal family happily coexisting before World War I broke out. “The whole of our large family party was photographed by English, as well as German photographers,” Victoria wrote in her journal. “Many groups were taken, & some of me with Vicky & my three sons, & William.” 
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Albert Einstein, 1921 


The impact that Albert Einstein has had on physics and the way we think, in general, is unquestionable. The German-born physicist moved to the US to flee the extreme racism he faced and during the last two decades of his life, he lived in Princeton, New Jersey. This colorized photo was taken during his time there and he famously compared Princeton to Pasadena, California. One of the most intelligent people of the 20th century, Einstein worked at the Institute of Advanced Study before his death in 1955. 
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Alfred Hitchcock, 1960s 


They didn’t call him the master of suspense for nothing. Sir Alfred Hitchcock is, without a doubt, one of the most important figures in the history of filmmaking, having created masterpieces such as Psycho, Vertigo and The Birds. Seeing that his career spanned over six decades, Hitchcock saw the evolution of cinema before his very eyes and made films both in black and white and in color. Ironically, this photo was originally black and white and has since been colorized. 
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Wilbur Wright piloting a glider, 1902 


There is no denying that Orville and Wilbur Wright revolutionized the way we live. This photo shows the latter piloting a glider in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina in 1902. It’s amazing to think that just a year after this photo was taken, the Wright brothers would go on to invent the world’s first airplane – The Wright Flyer. Traveling would never be the same again and today, the world has never felt smaller, largely due to the internet but also due to planes. 
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Female Samurai, 1880 


It might come as a surprise, but there was a time when female samurais did exist in Japanese culture. Referred to as the Onna-Bugeisha, these fearless women were taken just as seriously as their male equivalents. During the late 1860s, a massive conflict began between some of the clans of northern Japan. Famous female warrior Nakano Takeko encouraged fellow female samurais to fight with her on the front line and ended up leading between 20 and 30 women in battle. 
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Building the Statue of Liberty, 1881 


Back in the 1800s, French Anti-Slavery Society president Édouard René de Laboulaye developed the idea of building the Statue of Liberty in memory of the independence of the United States of America. Although we know that construction was eventually successful, it turns out that it took a number of decades to finish the stunning statue. It takes inspiration from both Libertas, the goddess of freedom, and Columbia, the personification of America. It was transported to the US upon completion. 
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The Beatles, 1960 


This colorized photo of The Beatles came when the iconic rock band still had five members. They were performing in Hamburg, Germany because they weren’t getting much success in their home city of Liverpool, which was at the time, an industrialized city. Eventually, John Lennon and co. made the tough decision of dropping their drummer, Pete Best. After they auditioned at EMI Studios in London, the band was advised to drop Pete and despite their apprehension, they went on to be the most successful band of all time. 
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Walt Disney Presenting a Map of Disneyland, 1955 


Let’s face it – Hollywood would look completely different today if Walt Disney wasn’t around. His movies have inspired many generations and long after his passing, his company has become the gargantuan power in the film industry, acquiring huge properties such as Star Wars and Marvel. This colorized photo was taken back in 1955 when Disney was planning his very first theme park – Disneyland. He envisioned a safe place where families could enjoy themselves with no outside disturbances. 
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Construction of the Hoover Dam, 1935 


It’s amazing to think about how much concrete was used and how many lives were lost to construct the Hoover Dam. Bordering Arizona and Nevada, the dam was originally called the Boulder Dam and was built in honor of Franklin D. Roosevelt. However, it was later agreed that the dam would be renamed in honor of Herbert Hoover. Many workers had relocated to this area during the Great Depression, hoping to have a better quality of life. 
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Construction of the Golden Gate Bridge, 1934 


One of the most iconic structures in the US is, without a shadow of a doubt, the Golden Gate Bridge. Built to connect San Francisco with Marin County, builders started constructing this beautiful bridge back in 1933 and was unveiled to the public four years later. Before its construction, many believed that it was impossible to build the Golden Gate Bridge. Despite worries that it could cost over $100 million, Joseph Baermann Strauss was determined to get the job done. 
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Mechanic Fixing a Steam Pump, 1920 


One of the most impressive efforts to put together a number of colorized historical photos is The Paper Time Machine. Together with Dynamichrome’s Jordan Lloyd and Retronaut’s Wolfgang Wild, this collaborative effort resulted in a book full of incredible images, including this one. The photo in question is of a mechanic who was fixing a steam pump during the 1920s. Had The Paper Time Machine never happened, people might never have been able to fully appreciate this picture. 
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Dr. John Archibald Purves & the Dynasphere, 1932 


While the Dynasphere did not exactly reinvent the wheel, it was still a fascinating invention, to say the least. Dr. John Archibald Purves took inspiration from a sketch made by Leonardo da Vinci and quite literally, rolled with it. He patented the monowheel car in 1930, while also designing electrical and gasoline-powered editions. A common misconception about this colorized photo is that Purves himself is riding the Dynasphere. It’s actually his son who is using it in this test run. 
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Walt Whitman, 1868 


Certainly one of the most important poets in American history is the one and only, Walt Whitman. Bridging the gap between transcendentalism and realism, Whitman is often referred to as the father of free verse. A controversial figure in his heyday, Whitman’s collection Leaves of Grass was considered to be obscene when it was released but is nowadays one of the most revered collections of poetry of the last 200 years. Whitman tried to reach out to the common man through his work.

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Friday, September 25, 2020

Thought for the Day

 


Funny Friday


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Another Friday, a week closer to the US elections and a week closer to Christmas. We are living in interesting times and they continue to become more and more interesting.  

The saying "May you live in interesting times" is not a blessing but supposedly the translation of a Chinese curse.  However there is no known equivalent expression in Chinese, the nearest related Chinese expression translating as "Better to be a dog in times of tranquility than a human in times of chaos."  The meaning of "May you live in interesting times" means that life is better in "uninteresting times" of peace and tranquility than in "interesting" ones, which are usually times of trouble.


Here are some bits of humour to lighten the day and help with the interesting times but, be warned, they include risque content and language.

Oh, some Pope jokes are also included.

Stay safe, readers, I wish you uninteresting times.

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SOME HUMOUR: 

Aliens visit Earth. They come in peace and, surprisingly, they speak English. 

Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it's the Pope's turn, he asks: "Do you know about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?" 

"You mean JC?", responds the alien. "Yeah, we know him! He's the greatest, isn't he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok". 

Surprised, the Pope follows up with: "He visits every year?! It's been over two millennia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!" 

The alien sees that the Pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize. "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?" 

The Pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?" 

The alien says "Yeah, when he first visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys do?" 

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I was in a pub last Saturday night, drank quite a few, and noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland ?" 

One of them snapped back saying, "It's WALES , you friggin' idiot!" 

So, I immediately apologised and said, "I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland ?" 

That's pretty much the last thing I remember... 

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Don't go to the pub. 
Don't meet up with your friends. 
Don't come home with an infection. 
Honestly, Daniel Andrews is starting to sound like my fucking girlfriend. 

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The Pope and Donald Trump are standing in front of a large crowd. 

The Pope says to Trump, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!” 

Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Show me!” 

So the Pope slapped him. 

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FROM THE VAULT: 

The Pope arrives at Heaven’s Gate. 

St. Peter awaits him. St. Peter asks who he is. 

The Pope: "I am the Pope." 

St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book." 

The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth." 

St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..." 

The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..." 

St. Peter: "The Catholic Church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll check with the boss." 

St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God. 

St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on Earth." 

God: "I don't have a representative on Earth, not that I know of ... Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (Yells for Jesus) 

Jesus: "Yes Dad, what's up?" 

God and St. Peter explain the situation. 

Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow." 

Ten minutes pass and Jesus re-enters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing. 

Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I started 2000 years ago? It still exists!" 
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Trotted out previously but always good for another outing . . . 

A priest hooks a huge fish 

Helping him reel it in, a sailor says "Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!". 

"Hey, mind your language!" says the priest. 

Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, "Sorry father, but that's what this fish is called, it's a Fucker fish". 

Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church. 

"Look at this huge fucker" says the priest, spotting the bishop. 

"Language, please! this is God's house," replies the bishop. 

"No, no that's what this fish is called," says the priest. 

"Oh," says the bishop, scratching his chin "I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner". 

So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior. 

"Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?" he asks her. 

"My, what language!" she exclaims, clearly shocked. 

"No, sister that's what the fish is called - a fucker", says the bishop. 

Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, "Wonderful, I'll cook that fucker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!" 

The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it. 

"Well, I caught the fucker!" says the priest. 

"And I cleaned the fucker!" says the bishop. 

"And I cooked the fucker!" says the mother superior. 

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a whiskey and says:" You know what?, You cunts are alright." 

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LIMERICK OF THE WEEK: 

This has also previously been posted but was sent to me by son Thomas. It is also worth reposting, and is by Leigh Mercer: 


And another by that well known limerist Anonymous: 

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GALLERY: 







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CORN CORNER: 

The local stationary shop has moved. How ironic. 

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Just a quick note to our American friends. Voting is like driving a car.... 

'D' to go forward. 

'R' to go reverse. 

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There are two types of countries in this world..... 

Those that use the metric system, and those that have set foot on the moon. 

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My doctor just diagnosed me with very low blood pressure. 

He prescribed two IKEA self-assembly wardrobes. 

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The man who invented autocorrect has passed away. 

Restaurant in peace 

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55% of the people do not understand mathematics. 

It's good that I'm one of the other 55% who understand it. 

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Thursday, September 24, 2020

Quote for the Day

 


1066 and all that . . .

 


An interesting email from Brett B arrived in my mailbox yesterday from Brett B, he of Brett’s Monthly fame.  It concerns some interesting flow on effects of the Battle of Hastings and the Norman Conquest.

 

Brett's email:

It's the anniversary of the Norman Conquest of 1066. It was this week that William the Conqueror of Normandy first arrived on British soil. The French-speaking Normans eventually defeated Old English-speaking Saxons at the Battle of Hastings on October 14, 1066 — which had a larger and more pronounced effect on the development of the English language than any other event in history.

Norman French replaced the Germanic-based Anglo-Saxon as the official, administrative, and ceremonial language, and Anglo-Saxon was demoted to everyday, common use. The sturdy English cow, calf, and sheep on the hoof became French once they were on the plate: beef (from boeuf), veal (veel), and mutton (mouton). The word vellum, for a type of parchment made of calfskin, also comes from the French word for calf. In all, some 10,000 French words were adopted into the English language, and within the course of a few centuries, English went from being a strictly Germanic language to one infused with a large Latinate vocabulary, which came via French.

The Normans of course also imposed their ideas and practices of governing on their conquered English subjects, and our vocabulary still reflects a huge number of French-based words. Government is a word of French origin that came in during Middle English. The Old French word is governer from Latin "to steer" or "to rule."

For many years, English-speaking subjects took allegiance to the royal crown. Allegiance is a distinctly Anglo-Norman word — it's a variation of the Old French ligeance, from a Latin word describing foreign serfs who were allowed to settle on Roman land and till the soil.

Subject, no surprise, was a word introduced by the Norman invaders, and when it first came into Middle English from Old French (sujet, "brought under"), the word meant "a person owing obedience."

Yet the conquered English subjects continued to swear allegiance to the king. The French-speaking Norman leader of the invaders, William the Conqueror, actually tried in his middle age to learn to speak English, the tongue of his newly conquered subjects. But from the invasion, English gained several synonyms of French origin that meant, essentially, kinglike or kingly. These include royal, regal, and sovereign. Royalty developed in the late Middle Ages to include a sense of "right to ownership" over minerals, which in the mid-1800s began to also apply to payment given by a mineral harvester to the person who owned the land from which the mineral came. Later, royalties applied to the sales of copyrighted materials.

From the Norman Conquest came the Anglo-Norman French word corune, from Old French coroner, ultimately from Greek for "circle, ring." It formed the basis not only of the kingly crown, but also of corolla — the inner ring of petals in a flower — and corollary, coronary, coronation, and coroner — who in Norman times, as an officer of the crown, was appointed to investigate any seemingly unnatural deaths of members of the ruling class.

Words from the Anglo-Norman legal system also form the primary basis for the vocabulary of our modern legal system. A defendant is summoned to court, from the Old French cort, from the Latin word for yard. If it's a civil affair, one might hope that all people "present at court" (the original meaning of courtier) will be courteous, which originally meant "having manners fit for a royal court." A complaint is filed by the plaintiff, from the Old French word plaintive — a "lamentation" — which is itself derived from a Latin word, planctus, meaning "beating of the breast."

Brett

Thanks Brett

 

Some history by way of background:

The Battle of Hastings was fought on 14 October 1066 between the Norman-French army of William, the Duke of Normandy, and an English army under the Anglo-Saxon King Harold Godwinson, beginning the Norman conquest of England.

The English army was composed almost entirely of infantry and had few archers, whereas only about half of the invading force was infantry, the rest split equally between cavalry and archers. Harold appears to have tried to surprise William, but scouts found his army and reported its arrival to William, who marched from Hastings to the battlefield to confront Harold. The battle lasted from about 9 am to dusk. Early efforts of the invaders to break the English battle lines had little effect; therefore, the Normans adopted the tactic of pretending to flee in panic and then turning on their pursuers. Harold's death, probably near the end of the battle, led to the retreat and defeat of most of his army. After further marching and some skirmishes, William was crowned as king on Christmas Day 1066. 

Casualty figures are hard to come by, but some historians estimate that 2,000 invaders died along with about twice that number of Englishmen.

 


I have posted the above summation because I was reminded of a poem about the Battle of Hastings that I last read back in my uni days. I managed to track it down . . . 

THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS 

By Marriott Edgar 

I'll tell of the Battle of Hastings,
As happened in days long gone by, 
When Duke William became King of England, 
And 'Arold got shot in the eye. 

It were this way - one day in October 
The Duke, who were always a toff 
Having no battles on at the moment, 
Had given his lads a day off. 

They'd all taken boats to go fishing, 
When some chap in t' Conqueror's ear 
Said 'Let's go and put breeze up the Saxons;' 
Said Bill - 'By gum, that's an idea.' 

Then turning around to his soldiers, 
He lifted his big Norman voice, 
Shouting - 'Hands up who's coming to England.' 
That was swank 'cos they hadn't no choice. 

They started away about tea-time - 
The sea was so calm and so still, 
And at quarter to ten the next morning 
They arrived at a place called Bexhill. 

King 'Arold came up as they landed - 
His face full of venom and 'ate - 
He said 'lf you've come for Regatta 
You've got here just six weeks too late.' 

At this William rose, cool but 'aughty, 
And said 'Give us none of your cheek; 
You'd best have your throne re-upholstered, 
I'll be wanting to use it next week.' 

When 'Arold heard this 'ere defiance, 
With rage he turned purple and blue, 
And shouted some rude words in Saxon, 
To which William answered - 'And you.' 

'Twere a beautiful day for a battle; 
The Normans set off with a will, 
And when both sides was duly assembled, 
They tossed for the top of the hill. 

King 'Arold he won the advantage, 
On the hill-top he took up his stand, 
With his knaves and his cads all around him, 
On his 'orse with his 'awk in his 'and. 

The Normans had nowt in their favour, 
Their chance of a victory seemed small, 
For the slope of the field were against them, 
And the wind in their faces an' all. 

The kick-off were sharp at two-thirty, 
And soon as the whistle had went 
Both sides started banging each other 
'Til the swineherds could hear them in Kent. 

The Saxons had best line of forwards, 
Well armed both with buckler and sword - 
But the Normans had best combination, 
And when half-time came neither had scored. 

So the Duke called his cohorts together 
And said - 'Let's pretend that we're beat, 
Once we get Saxons down on the level 
We'll cut off their means of retreat.' 

So they ran - and the Saxons ran after, 
Just exactly as William had planned, 
Leaving 'Arold alone on the hill-top 
On his 'orse with his 'awk in his 'and. 

When the Conqueror saw what had happened, 
A bow and an arrow he drew; 
He went right up to 'Arold and shot him. 
He were off-side, but what could they do? 

The Normans turned round in a fury, 
And gave back both parry and thrust, 
Till the fight were all over bar shouting, 
And you couldn't see Saxons for dust. 

And after the battle were over 
They found 'Arold so stately and grand, 
Sitting there with an eye-full of arrow 
On his 'orse with his 'awk in his 'and.

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

Quote for the Day

 


I Read the News Today, Oh Boy . . .

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Great moments in fatherhood:

Aussie mum Fiona Darroch, 57, has discovered that she has hundreds of siblings across the world after a DNA test revealed her OB-GYN godfather was actually her biological father - and a prolific sperm donor. She accidentally came across the discovery six years ago while looking for books her godfather, Dr Norman Walker, had written. 

Dr Walker had communicated with her when she was a child and had given her war medals and photographs. This included a driver licence he had given when he was 16. When she compared the licence with pics of her own daughter, they were eerily similar, so Fiona quizzed her mother. Mum then fessed up that she had used a sperm donor but thought it had been sperm from a medical student. DNA testing revealed that the donor was the doctor who had in fact delivered her. Dr Walker had been using his own sperm at a time when fertility treatment was taboo and sperm donations were rare. Woman who were artificially inseminated were not given details and were apparently unaware Dr Walker was the donor. 

Dr Walker had killed himself in 1977 but left behind an extended family. It is estimated that he used his own sperm for over 15 years and that according to DNA tests an projections there are siblings in the United States, Ireland, New Zealand, the UK, South Africa and Australia, estimated at between 200-300. 

Gallery: 

Fiona Darroch’s daughter and Dr Walker 

Dr Walker’s driver licence 

Source: 
7 news 
22 September 2020 
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Got crabs: 

A family camping on Christmas Island off Western Australia’s far north-west coast, were ready to enjoy their barbeque meal when besieged by crabs that was reminiscent of the attacks in Starship Troopers. 


Apparently the crabs, known as robber crabs and coconut crabs grow up to a metre in length and have a strong sense of smell. Apparently also they look fearsome but are harmless, and are known to steal from campsites. 

Bad luck if you thought they could go into the pot. They are a protected species and can’t be eaten. 

Gallery: 


This kid has guts.

A crab climbed onto the table seeking food.



Source: 
News.com 
22 September 2020 

Which gives me an opportunity to post a crab joke in very poor taste . . . 

The day after he had lost his wife scuba diving, two grim-faced policemen paid Mr. Smith a visit. 

"We're sorry to disturb you at this hour, Mr. Smith, but we have some information concerning your wife. Actually, we have some bad news, some pretty good news and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?" 

Fearing the worst, Mr Smith asked for the bad news first. 

"We're sorry to inform you, sir," the policeman said, "we found your wife's body in the San Francisco Bay this morning." 

"Oh, my God!" said a distraught Mr. Smith. "What's the good news?" 

"When we pulled her up," said the policeman, "she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen crabs on her." 

"What?" a confused Mr Smith exclaimed. "So, what's the great news?" 

The officer replied, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow." 
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Will Power: 

Remember the joke I posted a day or two ago as part of the story about the barrister with the yellow Lamborghini? The joke went that a Native American named One-Man-Bucket explained that it was short for One-Man-Pouring-a-Bucket-of-Water-Over-Two-Dogs, the first thing his mother had seen when she emerged from the teepee with her new baby. He said that the one to feel sorry for was his twin brother, who had been born ten seconds before him. When asked whether his brother was called Two-Dogs-Fighting, One-Man-Bucket responds "Two-Dogs-Fighting? Two-Dogs-Fighting? Wow, he would have given his right arm to be called Two-Dogs-Fighting." 

Now let me give you the other side of that coin: What happens in some places when you are born second. 

Martin Janson was born a few minutes after his brother Alistair, meaning that Alistair becomes the 25th Earl of Sutherland and inherits Dunrobin Castle, with its 120,000 Scottish acres. 

Dunrobin Castle 

But he gets other assets under the Will of his late mother, right? Well, yes, but . . . . 

Elizabeth, Countess of Sutherland, died last December, aged 98, leaving an estate worth £18 million. 

Elizabeth, Countess of Sutherland 

She inherited Dunrobin Castle from her uncle in 1955, and she and Alistair restored it to its former glory after years of institutional use as a boys’ boarding school. It was then opened to the public. 

But what about the other assets? 

Three days before she died, the Countess changed her Will using Farrer & Co, the Queen’s solicitors. 

Lady Annabel Bainton, the sister of Alistair and Martin, was bequeathed £3.5 million and she left £25,000 to each of her grandchildren, £10,000 to each of her great-grandchildren, and £5,000 both to Alistair’s current wife, Gillian, and to his first wife, Eileen. 

Martin has been left £250,000. 

It’s enough to make a body want to pack up, flash two fingers and settle in Los Angeles. 

All I can say is, some people already in LA had better be wary if suits from Farrer & Co head through the front door of Buckingham Place with their briefcases.

Source: 
Daily Mail Australia 
22 September 2020 
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Mark Chapman denied parole: 

Meanwhile John Lennon’s killer, Mark Chapman. Has been denied parole an 11th time 

Chapman was sentenced to 20 years to life imprisonment after shooting Lennon four times in December 1980 and first became eligible for parole in 2000. A transcript of the parole hearing has revealed that the board rejected Chapman's release on the grounds it 'would be incompatible with the welfare of society'. He will have to wait 2 years before applying again. He is now aged 65. 

During the hearing, Chapman said he killed Lennon, 40, for 'glory' and admitted he deserves the death penalty. 

'I just want to reiterate that I'm sorry for my crime,' he said. 'I have no excuse. This was for self-glory. I think it's the worst crime that there could be to do something to someone that's innocent.' 

Chapman added: 'He (Lennon) was extremely famous. I didn't kill him because of his character or the kind of man he was. He was a family man. He was an icon. He was someone that spoke of things that now we can speak of and it's great.' 

The killer apologised to Lennon's family, revealing he thinks about the murder 'all the time'. 

He said: 'I assassinated him, to use your word earlier, because he was very, very, very famous and that's the only reason and I was very, very, very, very much seeking self-glory, very selfish. 

'I want to add that and emphasise that greatly. It was an extremely selfish act. I'm sorry for the pain that I caused to her (Ono). I think about it all of the time.' 

Chapman, who was 25 when he murdered Lennon, said now he is older, he can see it was a 'despicable act' and 'pretty creepy'. 

Chapman is married and his wife, 69, lives near the prison. In his meeting with the parole board, he described being deeply religious and a 'devoted Christian'. 

He has not had an infraction behind bars since 1994, the board was told. Chapman is a clerk and a porter in a restricted block of the prison, where he was placed for his own safety, and wakes each day at 6.30am. 

Asked if justice had been served, Chapman said 'I deserve zero, nothing,' adding he should have been given the death penalty following the killing. 

He said: 'When you knowingly plot someone's murder and know it's wrong and you do it for yourself, that's a death penalty right there in my opinion. 

'Some people disagree with me, but everybody gets a second chance now.' 

He added: 'The view on the death penalty for me is a little up and down at times but for me I deserve that. I know I'm speaking for myself. I know what I did. I know who was in those shoes at that time. 

'I know my thoughts. They were not thinking of him at all, his wife, his child, the fans, nobody. I was just thinking of me. That deserves a death penalty. 

'He was a human being and I knew I was going to kill him. That alone says you deserve nothing and if the law and you choose to leave me in here for the rest of my life, I have no complaint whatsoever.'                                                                                                                                                                                  In its decision, the New York State Department of Corrections and Community Supervision board said it found Chapman's statement that 'infamy brings you glory' disturbing. 

It commended his 'personal growth and productive use of time' but said his 'selfish actions stole the chance for future fans to experience the words of inspiration that this artist provide for millions of people. Your violent act caused devastation to not only family and former band members, but the world'. 

Source: 
The Daily Mail 
22 September 2020 

By the way: 

2018 mugshot 


I have a problem with a rationale that refuses parole (after 40 years) on the basis that Chapman deprived the world of Lennon’s “words of inspiration.” I’m not familiar with the parole process but should “what might have been” be a factor? Would Chapman have been out on parole if had killed Ringo instead? Something to ponder. 



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