Friday, December 28, 2012

Funny Friday


 
The last Funny Friday of 2012, so what better theme than New Year:
 
 
 

Mary was taking an afternoon nap on New Year’s Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, ‘I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year’s present. What do you think it all means?’

‘Aha, you’ll know tonight,’ answered Max smiling broadly.

At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Mary and handed her a small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: ‘The Meaning of Dreams’.
 
 
 

It was early New Years Eve when my new wife announced she was not well, and we would have to put off our plans for the evening. Later in the day after we had rang everyone and explained why we couldn’t make the party, I was invited out for a night with “the boys.” I told my new bride that I would be home by midnight … promise!

Well, one tall tale led to another while everyone bought me drinks. Before I knew it, it was almost 3:00 a.m. Drunk as a skunk, I took a cab home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly I realized she’d probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having the quick wittedness — even when smashed — to escape a possible conflict.

Next morning, the missus asked me what time I got in. I told her 12 o’clock. Whew! Got away with that one!

She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why she said “Well, it cuckooed 3 times, said ‘Dang it,’ cuckooed another 4 times, belched, cuckooed another 3 times, cleared its throat, and cuckooed twice and then giggled.”
 
 
 
 

 

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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

O'Henry: The Last Leaf


Hello, Byters. I hope you all had some joyous Christmas days. (Is it just me or does it also seem to others that increasingly each year the overwhelming image of Christmas is Santa, not Jesus. Maybe it should be renamed Clausmas, but that is a topic to debate at another time). 

Whilst wondering what to post today, I recalled O’Henry’s Christmas story The Gift of the Magi. It’s a touching, delightful short story that has been previously posted in Bytes. You can read the story and a short bio on O’Henry by clicking on: 


O'Henry

It reminded me of another short O’Henry story, The Last Leaf, that I had seen on TV when I was a young child (one of the stories in the 1952 film O’Henry’s Full House). The story was published in 1907 and its old style language and dated references only add to its charm, imho. 

For those who do not want to read the story, or who may want to watch a visual version after having read the story, a college class adaptation can be viewed at: 
(It is, however, an adaptation, not a faithful copy, with different text and time period).

The item below is longer than the usual Bytes posts, some holiday reading... 


The Last Leaf

In a little district west of Washington Square the streets have run crazy and broken themselves into small strips called "places." These "places" make strange angles and curves. One Street crosses itself a time or two. An artist once discovered a valuable possibility in this street. Suppose a collector with a bill for paints, paper and canvas should, in traversing this route, suddenly meet himself coming back, without a cent having been paid on account! 

So, to quaint old Greenwich Village the art people soon came prowling, hunting for north windows and eighteenth-century gables and Dutch attics and low rents. Then they imported some pewter mugs and a chafing dish or two from Sixth Avenue, and became a "colony." 

At the top of a squatty, three-story brick Sue and Johnsy had their studio. "Johnsy" was familiar for Joanna. One was from Maine; the other from California. They had met at the table d'hôte of an Eighth Street "Delmonico's," and found their tastes in art, chicory salad and bishop sleeves so congenial that the joint studio resulted. 

That was in May. In November a cold, unseen stranger, whom the doctors called Pneumonia, stalked about the colony, touching one here and there with his icy fingers. Over on the east side this ravager strode boldly, smiting his victims by scores, but his feet trod slowly through the maze of the narrow and moss-grown "places." 

Mr. Pneumonia was not what you would call a chivalric old gentleman. A mite of a little woman with blood thinned by California zephyrs was hardly fair game for the red-fisted, short-breathed old duffer. But Johnsy he smote; and she lay, scarcely moving, on her painted iron bedstead, looking through the small Dutch window-panes at the blank side of the next brick house. 

One morning the busy doctor invited Sue into the hallway with a shaggy, gray eyebrow. 

"She has one chance in - let us say, ten," he said, as he shook down the mercury in his clinical thermometer. " And that chance is for her to want to live. This way people have of lining-u on the side of the undertaker makes the entire pharmacopoeia look silly. Your little lady has made up her mind that she's not going to get well. Has she anything on her mind?" 

"She - she wanted to paint the Bay of Naples some day." said Sue. 

"Paint? - bosh! Has she anything on her mind worth thinking twice - a man for instance?" 

"A man?" said Sue, with a jew's-harp twang in her voice. "Is a man worth - but, no, doctor; there is nothing of the kind." 

"Well, it is the weakness, then," said the doctor. "I will do all that science, so far as it may filter through my efforts, can accomplish. But whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines. If you will get her to ask one question about the new winter styles in cloak sleeves I will promise you a one-in-five chance for her, instead of one in ten." 

After the doctor had gone Sue went into the workroom and cried a Japanese napkin to a pulp. Then she swaggered into Johnsy's room with her drawing board, whistling ragtime. 

Johnsy lay, scarcely making a ripple under the bedclothes, with her face toward the window. Sue stopped whistling, thinking she was asleep. 

She arranged her board and began a pen-and-ink drawing to illustrate a magazine story. Young artists must pave their way to Art by drawing pictures for magazine stories that young authors write to pave their way to Literature. 

As Sue was sketching a pair of elegant horseshow riding trousers and a monocle of the figure of the hero, an Idaho cowboy, she heard a low sound, several times repeated. She went quickly to the bedside. 

Johnsy's eyes were open wide. She was looking out the window and counting - counting backward.

"Twelve," she said, and little later "eleven"; and then "ten," and "nine"; and then "eight" and "seven", almost together. 

Sue look solicitously out of the window. What was there to count? There was only a bare, dreary yard to be seen, and the blank side of the brick house twenty feet away. An old, old ivy vine, gnarled and decayed at the roots, climbed half way up the brick wall. The cold breath of autumn had stricken its leaves from the vine until its skeleton branches clung, almost bare, to the crumbling bricks. 

"What is it, dear?" asked Sue. 

"Six," said Johnsy, in almost a whisper. "They're falling faster now. Three days ago there were almost a hundred. It made my head ache to count them. But now it's easy. There goes another one. There are only five left now." 

"Five what, dear? Tell your Sudie." 

"Leaves. On the ivy vine. When the last one falls I must go, too. I've known that for three days. Didn't the doctor tell you?" 

"Oh, I never heard of such nonsense," complained Sue, with magnificent scorn. "What have old ivy leaves to do with your getting well? And you used to love that vine so, you naughty girl. Don't be a goosey. Why, the doctor told me this morning that your chances for getting well real soon were - let's see exactly what he said - he said the chances were ten to one! Why, that's almost as good a chance as we have in New York when we ride on the street cars or walk past a new building. Try to take some broth now, and let Sudie go back to her drawing, so she can sell the editor man with it, and buy port wine for her sick child, and pork chops for her greedy self." 

"You needn't get any more wine," said Johnsy, keeping her eyes fixed out the window. "There goes another. No, I don't want any broth. That leaves just four. I want to see the last one fall before it gets dark. Then I'll go, too." 

"Johnsy, dear," said Sue, bending over her, "will you promise me to keep your eyes closed, and not look out the window until I am done working? I must hand those drawings in by to-morrow. I need the light, or I would draw the shade down." 

"Couldn't you draw in the other room?" asked Johnsy, coldly. 

"I'd rather be here by you," said Sue. "Beside, I don't want you to keep looking at those silly ivy leaves." 

"Tell me as soon as you have finished," said Johnsy, closing her eyes, and lying white and still as fallen statue, "because I want to see the last one fall. I'm tired of waiting. I'm tired of thinking. I want to turn loose my hold on everything, and go sailing down, down, just like one of those poor, tired leaves."

"Try to sleep," said Sue. "I must call Behrman up to be my model for the old hermit miner. I'll not be gone a minute. Don't try to move 'til I come back." 

Old Behrman was a painter who lived on the ground floor beneath them. He was past sixty and had a Michael Angelo's Moses beard curling down from the head of a satyr along with the body of an imp. Behrman was a failure in art. Forty years he had wielded the brush without getting near enough to touch the hem of his Mistress's robe. He had been always about to paint a masterpiece, but had never yet begun it. For several years he had painted nothing except now and then a daub in the line of commerce or advertising. He earned a little by serving as a model to those young artists in the colony who could not pay the price of a professional. He drank gin to excess, and still talked of his coming masterpiece. For the rest he was a fierce little old man, who scoffed terribly at softness in any one, and who regarded himself as especial mastiff-in-waiting to protect the two young artists in the studio above. 

Sue found Behrman smelling strongly of juniper berries in his dimly lighted den below. In one corner was a blank canvas on an easel that had been waiting there for twenty-five years to receive the first line of the masterpiece. She told him of Johnsy's fancy, and how she feared she would, indeed, light and fragile as a leaf herself, float away, when her slight hold upon the world grew weaker. 

Old Behrman, with his red eyes plainly streaming, shouted his contempt and derision for such idiotic imaginings. 

"Vass!" he cried. "Is dere people in de world mit der foolishness to die because leafs dey drop off from a confounded vine? I haf not heard of such a thing. No, I will not bose as a model for your fool hermit-dunderhead. Vy do you allow dot silly pusiness to come in der brain of her? Ach, dot poor leetle Miss Yohnsy." 

"She is very ill and weak," said Sue, "and the fever has left her mind morbid and full of strange fancies. Very well, Mr. Behrman, if you do not care to pose for me, you needn't. But I think you are a horrid old - old flibbertigibbet."

"You are just like a woman!" yelled Behrman. "Who said I will not bose? Go on. I come mit you. For half an hour I haf peen trying to say dot I am ready to bose. Gott! dis is not any blace in which one so goot as Miss Yohnsy shall lie sick. Some day I vill baint a masterpiece, and ve shall all go away. Gott! yes."

Johnsy was sleeping when they went upstairs. Sue pulled the shade down to the window-sill, and motioned Behrman into the other room. In there they peered out the window fearfully at the ivy vine. Then they looked at each other for a moment without speaking. A persistent, cold rain was falling, mingled with snow. Behrman, in his old blue shirt, took his seat as the hermit miner on an upturned kettle for a rock. 

When Sue awoke from an hour's sleep the next morning she found Johnsy with dull, wide-open eyes staring at the drawn green shade. 

"Pull it up; I want to see," she ordered, in a whisper. 

Wearily Sue obeyed. 

But, lo! after the beating rain and fierce gusts of wind that had endured through the livelong night, there yet stood out against the brick wall one ivy leaf. It was the last one on the vine. Still dark green near its stem, with its serrated edges tinted with the yellow of dissolution and decay, it hung bravely from the branch some twenty feet above the ground. 

"It is the last one," said Johnsy. "I thought it would surely fall during the night. I heard the wind. It will fall to-day, and I shall die at the same time." 

"Dear, dear!" said Sue, leaning her worn face down to the pillow, "think of me, if you won't think of yourself. What would I do?" 

But Johnsy did not answer. The lonesomest thing in all the world is a soul when it is making ready to go on its mysterious, far journey. The fancy seemed to possess her more strongly as one by one the ties that bound her to friendship and to earth were loosed. 

The day wore away, and even through the twilight they could see the lone ivy leaf clinging to its stem against the wall. And then, with the coming of the night the north wind was again loosed, while the rain still beat against the windows and pattered down from the low Dutch eaves. 

When it was light enough Johnsy, the merciless, commanded that the shade be raised. 

The ivy leaf was still there. 

Johnsy lay for a long time looking at it. And then she called to Sue, who was stirring her chicken broth over the gas stove. 

"I've been a bad girl, Sudie," said Johnsy. "Something has made that last leaf stay there to show me how wicked I was. It is a sin to want to die. You may bring a me a little broth now, and some milk with a little port in it, and - no; bring me a hand-mirror first, and then pack some pillows about me, and I will sit up and watch you cook." 

And hour later she said: 

"Sudie, some day I hope to paint the Bay of Naples." 

The doctor came in the afternoon, and Sue had an excuse to go into the hallway as he left. 

"Even chances," said the doctor, taking Sue's thin, shaking hand in his. "With good nursing you'll win." And now I must see another case I have downstairs. Behrman, his name is - some kind of an artist, I believe. Pneumonia, too. He is an old, weak man, and the attack is acute. There is no hope for him; but he goes to the hospital to-day to be made more comfortable." 

The next day the doctor said to Sue: "She's out of danger. You won. Nutrition and care now - that's all." 

And that afternoon Sue came to the bed where Johnsy lay, contentedly knitting a very blue and very useless woollen shoulder scarf, and put one arm around her, pillows and all. 

"I have something to tell you, white mouse," she said. "Mr. Behrman died of pneumonia to-day in the hospital. He was ill only two days. The janitor found him the morning of the first day in his room downstairs helpless with pain. His shoes and clothing were wet through and icy cold. They couldn't imagine where he had been on such a dreadful night. And then they found a lantern, still lighted, and a ladder that had been dragged from its place, and some scattered brushes, and a palette with green and yellow colors mixed on it, and - look out the window, dear, at the last ivy leaf on the wall. Didn't you wonder why it never fluttered or moved when the wind blew? Ah, darling, it's Behrman's masterpiece - he painted it there the night that the last leaf fell."



Sunday, December 23, 2012

Monday Pic, and more. . .


Byter Leo emailed me a pic that was headed Exercising this Christmas Unfortunately it wasn’t in a format that I could save. The pic has been around before and headed “Wine Aerobics”. The message remains the same so it is this week's Monday Pic: 





It’s nearly Christmas Eve here in Oz; it will be Christmas Eve morning when subscribers receive this post via emails.


When I originally came across the poem below it was  attributed to that prolific author “Anonymous”. Most postings of it on the internet have it so attributed.  Further research shows it to be from a children’s work by Yvonne Morrison (text) and Kilmeny Niland (illustrations). 




An Aussie Night before Christmas 

‘Twas the night before Christmas; there wasn’t a sound.
Not a possum was stirring; no-one was around.
We’d left on the table some tucker and beer,
Hoping that Santa Claus soon would be here;

We children were snuggled up safe in our beds,
While dreams of pavlova danced ’round in our heads;
And Mum in her nightie, and Dad in his shorts,
Had just settled down to watch TV sports.

When outside the house a mad ruckus arose;
Loud squeaking and banging woke us from our doze.
We ran to the screen door, peeked cautiously out,
snuck onto the deck, then let out a shout.

Guess what had woken us up from our snooze,
But a rusty old Ute pulled by eight mighty ’roos.
The cheerful man driving was giggling with glee,
And we both knew at once who this plump bloke must be.

Now, I’m telling the truth it’s all dinki-di,
Those eight kangaroos fairly soared through the sky.
Santa leaned out the window to pull at the reins,
And encouraged the ’roos, by calling their names.

“Now, Kylie! Now, Kirsty! Now, Shazza and Shane!
On Kipper! On, Skipper! On, Bazza and Wayne!
Park up on that water tank. Grab a quick drink,
I’ll scoot down the gum tree. Be back in a wink!”

So up to the tank those eight kangaroos flew,
With the Ute full of toys, and Santa Claus too.
He slid down the gum tree and jumped to the ground,
Then in through the window he sprang with a bound.

He had bright sunburned cheeks and a milky white beard.
A jolly old joker was how he appeared.
He wore red stubby shorts and old thongs on his feet,
And a hat of deep crimson as shade from the heat.

His eyes - bright as opals - Oh! How they twinkled!
And, like a goanna, his skin was quite wrinkled!
His shirt was stretched over a round bulging belly
Which shook when he moved, like a plate full of jelly.

A fat stack of prezzies he flung from his back,
And he looked like a swaggie unfastening his pack.
He spoke not a word, but bent down on one knee,
To position our goodies beneath the yule tree.

Surfboard and footy-ball shapes for us two.
And for Dad, tongs to use on the new barbeque.
A mysterious package he left for our Mum,
Then he turned and he winked and he held up his thumb;

He strolled out on deck and his ’roos came on cue;
Flung his sack in the back and prepared to shoot through.
He bellowed out loud as they swooped past the gates – 
“Merry Christmas to all, and goodonya mates!”




I will be away from my computer for a few days, spending Christmas with the relos. I take this opportunity to wish you all well. 

Live long and prosper.



Pulitzer Prize for Photography: 1954

Continuing the list of the winners of 
  • the Pulitzer Prize for Photography, from inception in 1942; and 
  • the World Press Photograph of the Year, from inception in 1955: 
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Year:  1954 

Award:  Pulitzer Prize for Photography 

Photographer:  Virginia Shau, amateur photographer 

Photograph:  Rescue at Redding California 

Comments: 

Virginia Schau’s 1953 photograph of the rescue of two truck drivers won her the Pulitzer in 1954, the first time that a woman won the award and the second time for an amateur. 

Journalism, photography and the breaking of news are today vastly different from the world of 1953. The growth of the internet, the ability to instantaneously post photographs and images on various sites and in various formats including Twitter, Facebook, personal blogs and You Tube, has led to the rise of what is sometimes called Citizen Journalism. No longer is the dissemination of news left to traditional journalists; the public themselves can now publish updates of breaking news. 

Virginia and her husband Walter were on a fishing trip in California when, travelling behind a large truck, they saw it plunge off a bridge at Redding. The truck had crashed through the railing after the steering mechanism had snapped. Running to the edge, they saw the prime mover of the semitrailer dangling over the edge, the driver and co-driver still inside. Walter and Virginia yelled for a rope, the driver behind their car fortunately had a long marine rope. Waler lowered it to the cabin and one of the men was pulled onto the bridge. As the second man was pulled up the prime mover burst into flames and crashed onto the rocks below. 

Here's the photograph again with the driver on the rope highlighted:



During the rescue, Virginia remembered that the Sacramento Bee awarded a $10 prize for the best news photograph of the week. Going back to her car, she grabbed her camera from among the fishing gear, a simple Brownie Box camera that was the iPod of its day. 

Brownie Box camera, 1953 model

She had two shots left on a roll of film that was one year past its use by date. Running to a vantage point across from the bridge, Virginia Schau took two shots of the rescue. 

Virginia won the $10 from the Sacramento Bee and the Pulitzer the following year. Virginia Schau’s photograph is one of the earliest instances of citizen journalism. Having no journalistic experience and no specialised photographic equipment, she happened to be in the right spot at the right time. 

Which leads me to another citizen journalist photograph: 


This photograph was taken by me from my office window on 13 December this year on my iphone after a chap was tasered by the cops for kicking the crap out of the paddy wagon and resisting arrest. That’s him on the ground behind the pole. He had obviously not heard of the first rule of dealing with the police: “When interviewed or arrested, keep still, keep your mouth shut and don’t piss the police off.” 

I will let you know when I hear about my Pulitzer for 2013. 

What is interesting about the pic is the number of cops and police cars that attended. There were about half a dozen cars and about 20 police officers in all that suddenly appeared out of the proverbial nowhere. 

It reminds me of an old story: 

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. 

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "No". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. 

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. 

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. 

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed. 

One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" 

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" 

Snopes.com has looked at whether the story is true or whether it is an urban legend. They conclude that the original 2001 story is not a true account but that there have been later examples of people giving stories to the police of shootings and hostage situations when frustrated at (what they perceived to be) a delayed response time. Those persons were charged with filing false reports, deservedly so in that police officers and detectives were called off matters they were handling to respond to what they were told were emergency situations. Furthermore, such reports put the police and the person reporting the false report at risk. Read it at: 

They should have referred to Rule #1, above.

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Saturday, December 22, 2012

Song Spot: Glass Onion





Glass Onion is one of my favourite Beatle songs and an interesting composition. But what does it all mean?

Some comments: 

Glass Onion is a track from the 1968 double album The Beatles. Their ninth album, it is more commonly as The White Album in that it had no images or text on the front or back of the album cover, simply the words “The Beatles” in embossing. The cover looked like this:















Just kidding.

Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney, it has generated considerable discussion and debate as to the meaning of the lyrics. The song, and indeed the album, was recorded during a stormy period for the group. They had returned from time spent with the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi (the founder of Transcendental Meditation) in India, spent time songwriting and then recording. Despite the unity implied by the name of the album, they were all going in separate directions and conflict was increasing. With the final withdrawal of McCartney in 1970, the group was at an end. George Martin, their producer, later commented "The world was a problem, but we weren't. You know, that was the best thing about The Beatles, until we started to break up, like during the White Album and stuff. Even the studio got a bit tense then." 

Lyrics: 

I told you about strawberry fields,
You know the place where nothing is real
Well here's another place you can go 
Where everything flows.
Looking through the bent backed tulips
To see how the other half lives 
Looking through a glass onion.

I told you about the walrus and me, man
You know that we're as close as can be, man.
Well here's another clue for you all,
The walrus was Paul.
Standing on the cast iron shore, yeah,
Lady Madonna trying to make ends meet, yeah.
Looking through a glass onion.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Looking through a glass onion.

I told you about the fool on the hill,
I tell you man he living there still.
Well here's another place you can be,
Listen to me.

Fixing a hole in the ocean
Trying to make a dove-tail joint, yeah
Looking through a glass onion 

Video link:

Hear the song and see the clip at: 

Comments:

The song refers to a number of earlier Beatles’ songs: 
Strawberry Fields Forever 
I am the Walrus 
Lady Madonna 
The Fool on the Hill 
Fixing a Hole. 

The “cast iron shore” mentioned is an area on the coast south of Liverpool which scousers refer to locally as “The Cazzy”. 

The two items receiving the most attention and generating the most discussion are the line “The walrus was Paul” and the meaning of “Glass Onion”. 

John Lennon wrote the lyrics to I am the Walrus in response to a report he received that the English master at his old school was making his class analyse Beatles’ lyrics. The lyrics to I am the Walrus are nonsense lyrics and Lennon commented after finishing it “Let the fuckers work that one out.” 

The reference to the Walrus in I am the Walrus came from the poem The Walrus and the Carpenter from Lewis Carroll’s Through the Looking-Glass. In his 1980 Playboy interview, Lennon commented "It never dawned on me that Lewis Carroll was commenting on the capitalist and social system. I never went into that bit about what he really meant, like people are doing with the Beatles' work. Later, I went back and looked at it and realised that the walrus was the bad guy in the story and the carpenter was the good guy. I thought, Oh, shit, I picked the wrong guy. I should have said, 'I am the carpenter.' But that wouldn't have been the same, would it?" 

In 1969 the ‘Paul is Dead’ conspiracy theory started spreading. This theory held that Paul McCartney had died in 1966 during the making of Sgt Pepper and that a lookalike had been substituted. Conspiracy theorists looked for clues in the music that they were right. They found lots, including clues in the Abbey Road album cover, commented on in a previous post.  Glass Onion was also used as support:

     John sings “Here’s another clue for you all”. 

     There was a rumour that “walrus” was Greek for “corpse” (incorrect).

    Saying “The walrus was Paul” was therefore a coded message that Paul was dead. 

Most people had assumed that John singing “I am the Walrus” meant that he was the Walrus. In the 1967 album Magical Mystery Tour, the Beatles had appeared in costume: Ringo as a chicken, George as a rabbit, Paul as a hippo and John as a walrus. In the 'I Am The Walrus' segment of the Magical Mystery Tour film, the walrus is sitting at the piano singing the song just as John was at the start of the song. 




In John Lennon’s first solo album (1970) after the breakup of the Beatles, John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band, he sings in the song “God” that he does not believe in various idols, just in self and Yoko as love. He sings 

Yesterday
I was the dream weaver 
But now I'm reborn 
I was the Walrus 
But now I'm John 

How then to explain a statement in Glass Onion that the Walrus was Paul? 

We have Lennon’s own explanation for that: 
That's me, just doing a throwaway song, à la Walrus, à la everything I've ever written. I threw the line in - 'the Walrus was Paul' - just to confuse everybody a bit more. And I thought Walrus has now become me, meaning "I am the one." Only it didn't mean that in this song. It could have been "the fox terrier is Paul," you know. I mean, it's just a bit of poetry. It was just thrown in like that. I was having a laugh because there'd been so much goobledygook about Pepper—play it backwards and you stand on your head and all that. 
In a 1971 Rolling Stone interview he clarified it further: 
'I Am the Walrus' was originally the B side of ‘Hello Goodbye’. I was still in my love cloud with Yoko and I thought, well, I'll just say something nice to Paul: "It's all right, you did a good job over these few years, holding us together."  He was trying to organise the group, and organise the music, and be an individual and all that, so I wanted to thank him. I said 'The Walrus is Paul' for that reason. I felt, "Well, he can have it. I've got Yoko, and thank you, you can have the credit."
There has been speculation that because he later commented that the Walrus in The Walrus and the Carpenter was the bad guy, he was actually making a hostile comment about Paul but this is not generally accepted. Lennon was not aware of that fact in 1968 when the song was written with McCartney. 

Years later, after the breakup, he did make some cutting observations and comments about McCartney in “How Do You Sleep?” from the 1971 Imagine album: 

Those freaks was right when they said you was dead
The one mistake you made was in your head
How do you sleep?
Ah how do you sleep at night? ...

A pretty face may last a year or two
But pretty soon they'll see what you can do
The sound you make is muzak to my ears
You must have learnt something all those years 

Which brings us to Glass Onion. 

There have been various suggestions as to what the term means in English slang and usage: a glass topped coffin (supporting the Paul is Dead conspiracy theories); a monocle; a drinking glass aboard early ships. 

The more likely, and generally accepted, view of the term is that it refers to over analysing something, of peeling away layer after layer to find the hidden meaning, hidden truth, when all along it was clear and visible that the something wasn’t there. 

That means that the lyrics to Glass Onion are another joke, just as in I am the Walrus, and the lyrics deliberately include red herrings, obscure images and references to past Beatles’ songs. 

According to The Urban Dictionary, the term “glass onion” is now used to refer to the process of over analysing something: 
Originated from the Beatles song "Glass Onion" from their white album. It means to overanalyse something that is not intended to mean anything more then what it is. The entire point of the Glass Onion song was to poke fun at all the people who had looked for deep messages in previous Beatles songs. A glass onion is something that would have layer after layer peeled away, only to realise that it was transparent all along.  
"You completely glass onioned the movie Sideways
In her autobiography, "Wonderful Tonight: George Harrison, Eric Clapton, and Me," Pattie Boyd writes that they used to enjoy a restaurant in London in which the chef would do creative thing with flowers on your plate, including bending tulip petals backward. Hence, John's line, "Looking through the bent back tulips. 

By the way:

Lennon wanted to rename The Iveys, one of the bands they signed to Apple Records,“Glass Onion” but they elected to go with “Badfinger”.

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From Byter Doug in respect of the cards and photoshop course: 

Great cards. Truly wonderful. 

As an option to a photoshop course, take a look at www.lynda.com. Lynda offers a really large range of video courses, including photoshop. As well, Scott Kelby offers a video course site, which specialises in digital photography and editing. 

We've subscribed to the Lynda site for a couple of years and take courses regularly. If you subscribe to the more expensive option, you can download all the files to work your way through them with the instructors (which I find quite helpful). 

Regards, 

Doug 

Thanks Doug



From Byter Ruby in respect of the Merry Crisis quote: 

Just in case you were wondering, the words below “Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear” on the first photograph, say “16 years of revenge”.

Thanks Ruby


More lights


Whilst looking up some items to do with previous posts about Christmas lights, I also came across some amusing light displays. Although Funny Friday is still a day away, here are some light items (ha ha) that should bring a smile . . .

Originally captioned: My wife asked me to hang the lights on the porch.

Santa sleigh, Alabama version

No expense spared

Awwww....

and another on the same theme

Starship Enterprise

Pimp my truck

Santa pit stop

Now that's a tree

Remind you of anything?

Sarah Henderson's roof decoration in Louisiana, 2012.  Sarah had been involved in an ongoing dispute with her neighbours so gave them the salute of honour in lights.  The neighbours complained to the cops, the cops said it was offensive and that she had to take it down.  Sarah took it down.  Then the ACLU said there was nothing illegal in it so that she was allowed to display it if she wanted.  Sarah has said she probably won't put the lights back up, the message has been "sent and received".

Sarah