Monday, November 4, 2019

Bytes and Pieces: Australia

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Mainland Australia is the world’s largest island and also the world’s smallest continent. 


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The Dingo Fence of south-east Australia is the longest fence in the world, at 5,614 km (3,488 mi); it is also one of the longest structures of any kind. 

Dingo Fence, Sturt National Park, CameronsCorner 

Finished in 1885, the fence was originally built by State governments, initially to stop the spread of the rabbit plague across State borders. This proved to be a wasted effort and the fences fell into disrepair until the early 1900s when they were repaired in order to keep the dingoes out and protect the sheep flocks. The fence has been partly successfully over the years, though dingoes can still be found in parts of the southern states. Although the fence has helped reduce the loss of sheep to predators and save millions of dollars each year, it’s impact on the environment is hotly debated. Basically, the fence has created two ecological universes – one with dingoes and one without, contributing to the demise of some native animals and the endangerment of many more. Exclusion of dingoes has allowed for increased population of rabbits, kangaroos and emus, while native rodents, marsupials and grasses were all diminished. 

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There is debate on the actual native classification of the Australian Native Dog, the Dingo. Many believe that the Dingo is not a native to Australia but was introduced some 4000 years ago from South East Asia. Therefore it is an introduced pest like the rabbit, camel, buffalo and feral pig. In fact, land managers in most States and Territories are compelled through legislation to destroy wild dogs, including dingoes, on their land. 


According to Dr. Mike Letnic, of the University of Sydney, the dingo, as Australia's top predator, has an important role in maintaining the balance of nature and that reintroduced or existing dingo populations could increase biodiversity across more than 2 million square kilometers of Australia. 
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Talking of dingoes, on 17 August 1980 two month old baby girl Azaria Chamberlain went missing whilst on a family camping trip to Uluru (then known as Ayers Rock) in the Northern Territory. Her body was never found. Her parents, Lindy and Michael Chamberlain, reported that she had been taken from their tent by a dingo. Lindy Chamberlain was, however, tried for murder in 1982 and convicted. She was sentenced to life imprisonment. Michael Chamberlain was convicted as an accessory after the fact and given a suspended sentence. 


The media focus for the trial was unusually intense and aroused accusations of sensationalism, while the trial itself was criticised for being unprofessional and biased.  Lindy Chamberlain in particuar was singled out for hostile treatment for not behaving in the manner expected of a grieving mother.  Michael Chamberlan was a paster in the Seeventh Day Adventist Church, their unwillingness to cry in public being a reflection of their reliance on their faith.



The Chamberlains made several unsuccessful appeals, including the final High Court appeal. This was one of the biggest and most misunderstood cases in Australian history. 

After all legal options had been exhausted, the chance discovery in 1986 of a piece of Azaria's clothing in an area with numerous dingo lairs led to Lindy Chamberlain's release from prison. 


On 15 September 1988, the Northern Territory Court of Criminal Appeals unanimously overturned all convictions against Lindy and Michael Chamberlain. A third inquest was conducted in 1995, which resulted in an "open" finding. At a fourth inquest held on 12 June 2012, Coroner Elizabeth Morris delivered her findings that Azaria Chamberlain had been taken and killed by a dingo. After being released, Lindy Chamberlain was paid $1.3 million for false imprisonment and an amended death certificate was issued. 

Since the Chamberlain case, there have been a large number of proven cases of attacks on humans by dingoes, in particular dingo attacks on Fraser Island (off the Queensland coast), the last refuge in Australia for isolated pure-bred wild dingoes. Most were against children, but at least two were on adults. In April 1998, a 13-month-old girl was attacked by a dingo and dragged for about one metre (3 ft) from a picnic blanket at the Waddy Point camping area. The child was dropped when her father intervened. Experts testified in the Azaria Chamberlain case that dingoes did not attack humans and that it would have been impossible for a dingo to travel with a baby in its mouth. 

The Chamberlains divorced in 1991. On 20 December 1992, Lindy Chamberlain married American publisher and fellow member of Seventh-day Adventist Church. In 2007, Chamberlain-Creighton spoke out in support of the parents of Madeleine McCann, and said she would be willing to talk to the McCanns. 

Michael Chamberlain stood as a Liberal candidate for the seat of Lake Macquarie in the 2003 New South Wales parliamentary election, achieving a 5.2% swing against the sitting member not enough to claim the seat. Chamberlain went on to accept a three-year teaching post at an Aboriginal high school in Brewarrina, New South Wales. He returned to Cooranbong in 2006 and taught at Gosford High School until 2008, when he retired. He died on 9 January 2017, aged 72, due to complications of acute leukemia.

The case has become part of Oz history as well as international pop culture, being part of the humour in Seinfeld, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and The Simpsons.  Here is Gary Larson's contribution:


In April 2014, on a Royal Visit to Oz, William and Kate vsisited Uluru as Charles and Di had once done:


William and Kate left Prince George at home for their visit, prompting the following:




Sunday, November 3, 2019

Quote for the Day




Oz Flag(s)



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As Australian national consciousness began to emerge in the 19th century, several flag movements were formed and unofficial new flags came into common usage. 
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Two attempts were made throughout the nineteenth century to design a national flag. The first attempt was the National Colonial Flag created in 1823–1824 by Captains John Nicholson and John Bingle. 


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The most popular "national" flag of the period was the 1831 Federation Flag, also designed by Nicholson. This flag was the same at the National Colonial Flag, except that the cross was blue instead of resembling that of St. George. Although the flag was designed by Nicholson in 1831, it did not become widely popular until the latter part of the century, when calls for federation began to grow louder.


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These flags, and many others such as the Eureka Flag (which came into use at the Eureka Stockade in 1854), featured stars representing the Southern Cross. 


I have previously posted about the Eureka Stockade and its flag, a post worth visiting. Click on: 

Btw, our trivia team is named Eureka after that event and our baseball caps carry the Eureka Stockade flag emblem. 

The Eureka Flag is often viewed as the first "Australian" flag as it was the first notable example of a design that had the Southern Cross while excluding the Union Jack. 
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The oldest known flag to show the stars arranged as they are seen in the sky is the Anti-Transportation League Flag, which is similar in design to the present National Flag. The differences were that there was no Commonwealth /Federation Star and the components of the Southern Cross are depicted with eight points and in gold. 

This flag was only briefly in use as two years after the formation of the Anti-Transportation League in 1851, the colonial authorities decided to stop the intake of convicts, so the ATL ceased its activities. 
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The Murray River Flag, popular since the 1850s, is still widely used by boats that traverse Australia's main waterway. The four alternating blue and white stripes represented the four major rivers that run into the Murray River. 


It looks like a dog's breakfast to me.
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After Federation on 1 January 1901 and following receipt of a request from the British government to design a new flag, the new Commonwealth Government held an official competition for a new federal flag, with a £200 prize. The designs were judged on seven criteria: 
- loyalty to the Empire, 
- Federation 
- History 
- Heraldry 
- Distinctiveness 
- utility and 
- cost of manufacture. 

Of the 32,823 entries, the majority included the Union Jack and the Southern Cross. Many featured "every kind of flora and fauna identifiable with Australia – sometimes all at once". The kangaroo was particularly popular, seen in thousands of designs – including this noisy contender, which depicted "a winged cricket ball with a jolly-looking kangaroo on it, and two emus running down the pitch": 

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Five almost identical entries were chosen as the winning design, and the designers shared the £200 prize money. They were a fourteen-year-old schoolboy from Melbourne; a teenager apprenticed to an optician from Sydney; an architect from Melbourne; an artist from Perth; and a ship's officer from Auckland, New Zealand. 

The winning design 

This is what the Australian flag looks like today. 
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The flag's initial reception was mixed. 

The Bulletin, staunchly pro-Republican (aa dish of warmed-up food left over from a previous meal.


 yay for the Bulletin) called it: 
a staled réchauffé of the British flag, with no artistic virtue, no national significance... Minds move slowly: and Australia is still Britain's little boy. What more natural than that he should accept his father's cut-down garments, – lacking the power to protest, and only dimly realising his will. That bastard flag is a true symbol of the bastard state of Australian opinion. 
Btw, a rechauffe is a a dish of warmed-up food left over from a previous meal.

As the design was basically the Victorian flag with a star added, many critics in both the Federal Government and the New South Wales government objected to the chosen flag for being "too Victorian". 

The Victorian flag 
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The competition-winning designs were submitted to the British Colonial Secretary in 1902. Prime Minister Edmund Barton announced in the Commonwealth Gazette that King Edward VII had officially approved the design as the flag of Australia on 11 February 1903. 

The flag as approved by Edward VII 

The approved version made all the stars in the Southern Cross seven-pointed apart from the smallest, and is the same as the current design except the six-pointed Commonwealth Star. 
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What I think the Oz flag should be: 


...although at least one online site seeks to foster patriotic fervour by selling banners, pillows, t shirts, cups etc using the existing flag and a few words:




Saturday, November 2, 2019

Quote for the Day




Brett's Monthly: November


NOVEMBER:

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The name 'November' derives from 'novem' which is the Latin for the number 'nine'. In the ancient Roman calendar November was the ninth month, the calendar staring with March.. When January and February were added to the calendar November retained its name although it was now the eleventh month.


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November was called “Blood Month” by the ancient Saxons because that was the month they sacrificed animals to their gods. It has been suggested that the blood month refers to human sacrifice but Bede, who would have been at pains to point out any non-Christian practices, says in De Temporum Ratione (The Reckoning of Time) that  "Blod-monath is month of immolations, for it was in this month that the cattle which were to be slaughtered were dedicated to the gods."

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November is the last full month of autumn in the northern hemisphere.  Many parts of the country are beginning to experience colder temperatures and even snow during this month. The daylight periods grow shorter, as well as being made even shorter by Daylight Saving coming into effect on the second Saturday in November.


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Australia's seasons are at opposite times to those in the northern hemisphere. December to February is summer; March to May is autumn; June to August is winter; and September to November is spring.


There is a large Jacaranda tree on the nature strip at the front of my house.  At the moment it is in blooming and dropping its purple blossoms, a lot of them on my car when I park underneath it (I park on the street).  When I drive to work in the mornings the blossoms blow off, looking like Kateniss in her chariot during the Parade of Tributes in The Hunger Games, except that instead of trailing fire behind me I leave a blowing trail of purple blossoms.

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Abraham Lincoln gave his Gettysburg Address on November 19, 1863.


Gettysburg Addtress 
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.



 BRETT'S DAYS:

As he does each month, Brett has sent his list of coming wacky and special days, this time for November.  Click on the daily list to expand those days . . . 

Thanks Brett.


Month:

  • Aviation History Month
  • Child Safety Protection Month
  • International Drum Month
  • National Adoption Awareness Month
  • National Caregivers Appreciation Month
  • National Diabetes Awareness Month
  • National Epilepsy Month
  • National Model Railroad Month
  • National Novel Writing Month
  • Native American Heritage Month
  • Peanut Butter Lovers Month
  • Real Jewelry Month
  • National Sleep Comfort Month
Week Celebrations:
  • Week 1 Chemistry Week
  • Week 3 Game and Puzzle Week

November, 2019 Daily Holidays, Special and Wacky Days:
November 1
  Dios Los Muertos , a two day celebrations on the 1 st and 2 nd
November 2
Book Lovers Day - first Saturday of the month
November 3
November 4
November 5
U.S. General Election Day - first Tuesday of the month after first Monday of month
November 6
November 7
Men Make Dinner Day - first Thursday of Month
November 8
November 9
Chaos Never Dies Day - you've got that right
November 10
November 11
November 12
Young Readers Day second Tuesday of month
November 13
November 14
Hindu Diwali Day - date varies
November 15
November 16
November 17
Electronic Greeting Card Day - now who do you think created this day!?
November 18
November 19
November 20
November 21
Great American Smokeout  - third Thursday in November
November 22
November 23
National Adoption Day - Saturday before Thanksgiving
November 24
November 25
November 26
November 27
National Tie One On Day - day before Thanksgiving
November 28
Thanksgiving - Eat, drink, and be thankful, fourth Thursday
November 29
Black Friday - Friday after Thanksgiving
Buy Nothing Day - always the day after Thanksgiving...does anyone abide by it!?!
You're Welcome Day - the day after Thanksgiving
November 30






Friday, November 1, 2019

Thought for the Day



Funny Friday


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Some jokes . . . 
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A man sits in a bar with a very nice watch.

Suddenly a woman comes to him and says: "You really have a nice watch!"

"Yes, it is." He says. "I can watch TV on it, surf the internet, there's a dedicated dictionary on it, I can phone with it and I can see that you are not wearing any underwear."

The woman looks at him puzzled and says: "But I do have underwear on."

The man replies: "Oh damn, my watch is one hour ahead again!"
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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of thesauruses crashed yesterday
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
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A robber pulled a gun on the bank clerk and manager saying, “Give me all the money! I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession. You know, initial investment is needed to cover the overheads until my cash flow is established.”
The bank manager said to the clerk, “You’d better do what he says, I think he means business.”
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A woman in labour suddenly shouted out “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry”, the doctor said, “Those are just the contractions”
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My 7 year old son said he wanted a treehouse in our back garden.
25 years growing that tree and now he says he doesn't want it anymore... Ungrateful bastard.

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Limerick of the Week . . .

There was a young monk of Dundee
Who complained that it hurt him to pee,
        He said, "Pax vobiscum,
        Now why won't the piss come?
I'm afraid I've the c-l-a-p."

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From the Vault . . .

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch...
At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?"

She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."

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Gallery . . .







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Corn Corner:

I'll never use that dictionary again...
The definition it gave for "obfuscate" was confusing and misleading.

Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween
I guess they don't appreciate strangers knocking on their doors

Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"
Me: "And?"

I met the man who invented the part of a map that explains what each symbol means.
What a legend.