Heaven and Hell

Heaven is where:

The British are the policemen.

The French are the cooks.

The Germans make the cars.

The Italians are the lovers

 and the Swiss organise everything.

Hell is where:

The British are the cooks.

The French make the cars.

The Germans are the policemen

The Swiss are the lovers

and the Italians organise everything.

Humour: Heaven and Hell

An email from Leo...

While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to Heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.