Jack Handey (1949- ) is an American humourist who is best known for his one liners spoken over a still photograph of nature scenes in the US TV show Saturday Night Live. They are also contained in his books Deep Thoughts and Additional Deep Thoughts. His comments are typified by concise humor and outlandish hypothetical situations. And he cracks me up.
Following is a collection of some of his thoughts and comments.
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I guess I’m a coward.
