Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Some Origins





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Numbered streets:

Whilst watching an American cop show, my wife asked why the streets in New York are named by numbers.  I said that I didn’t know and she asked me to find out.  Here are some comments:
·       Using numbers for identifying streets or blocks can make navigation easier.
·   Not only NY uses numbered streets, so do Baltimore, Chicago, Cleveland, Detroit, Miami, Philadelphia and San Francisco, as do cities in South America, Europe and Asia.
·       Numbered streets were first used in Philadelphia.
·       Some cities also have lettered street names. For example, Washington, D.C., in addition to having numbered streets, also has streets identified as a letter followed by "Street," going as high as the letter W.
·       In New York, streets run east-west and avenues run south-north.
·       NY introduced its numbered street system in 1811. Philadelphia’s goes back to Washington, D.C’s to 1791.
·     Before Google Maps it was said that you could find your way around New York as long as you could count.

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SOS:

Although it is popularly ascribed to being an acronym for Save Our Souls and Save Our Ship, in fact SOS does not stand for anything.  It originated as being easily transmitted in Morse Code, where it is transmitted as . . .  - - -  . . . ie dot-dot-dot, dash-dash-dash, dot-dot-dot. Within a decade after its introduction it became the standardised appeal for help, not just for radio signals but generally.

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Mayday:

The expression Mayday as a distress call comes from the French m’aidez or m’aider, meaning ‘help me’.  It is believed to have been chosen in 1923 by Frederick Stanley Mockford, a senior radio officer in London’s Croydon Airport. The earliest example in the Oxford English Dictionary (OED), according to current research, is from an article in the British newspaper The Times, which notes that Mayday is chosen in preference to S.O.S. “owing to the difficulty of distinguishing the letter ‘S’ by telephone”.
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Forks:

The first recorded introduction of the fork to Western Europe was by Theophano Sklereina, the Byzantine wife of Holy Roman Emperor Otto II, in 972.  By the 11th century, the table fork had become increasingly prevalent in the Italian peninsula, gaining popularity due to the increasing presence of pasta in the Italian diet. At first, pasta was consumed using a long wooden spike, but this eventually evolved into three spikes, a design better suited to gathering the noodles.  In Italy, it became commonplace by the 14th century and was almost universally used by the merchant and upper classes by 1600. It was proper for a guest to arrive with his own fork and spoon enclosed in a box. Forks were not commonly used in Southern Europe until the 16th century when they became part of Italian etiquette. Forks also gained some currency in Spain by this time and its use gradually spread to France. Nevertheless, most of Europe did not adopt use of the fork until the 18th century.
  
I think the thing I admire most about the Chinese is that they're hanging in there with the chopsticks. Because if you think about it, you know, they've seen the fork by now. I'm sure they've seen the spoon. They're going, "Yeah, they're okay. We're gonna stay with the sticks.". I mean, I don't know how they missed it. Thousands of years ago, Chinese farmer gets up has his breakfast with the chopsticks, goes out and works all day in the field with a shovel. Hello? Shovel? Not going out there plowing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues.

-       Jerry Seinfeld, 
opening monologue (season 6, episode 4) "The Chinese Woman"



Monday, June 4, 2018

Quote for the Day



Sydney-Side

One of the lesser-known works of Henry Lawson, the man on the $10  note . . .


Sydney-Side


-             -   Henry Lawson

Where's the steward?—Bar-room steward? Berth? Oh, any berth will do—
I have left a three-pound billet just to come along with you.
Brighter shines the Star of Rovers on a world that’s growing wide,
But I think I’d give a kingdom for a glimpse of Sydney-Side.

Run of rocky shelves at sunrise, with their base on ocean’s bed;
Homes of Coogee, homes of Bondi, and the lighthouse on South Head.
For in loneliness and hardship—and with just a touch of pride—
Has my heart been taught to whisper, ‘You belong to Sydney-Side.’

Oh, there never dawned a morning, in the long and lonely days,
But I thought I saw the ferries streaming out across the bays—
And as fresh and fair in fancy did the picture rise again
As the sunrise flushed the city from Woollahra to Balmain:

And the sunny water frothing round the liners black and red,
And the coastal schooners working by the loom of Bradley’s Head;
And the whistles and the sirens that re-echo far and wide—
All the life and light and beauty that belong to Sydney-Side.

And the dreary cloud-line never veiled the end of one day more,
But the city set in jewels rose before me from ‘The Shore.’
Round the sea-world shine the beacons of a thousand ports o’ call,
But the harbour-lights of Sydney are the grandest of them all!

Toiling out beyond Coolgardie—heart and back and spirit broke,
Where the Rover’s Star gleams redly in the desert by the ‘soak’—
But says one mate to the other, ‘Brace your lip and do not fret,
We will laugh on trains and ’buses—Sydney’s in the same place yet.’

Working in the South in winter, to the waist in dripping fern,
Where the local spirit hungers for each ‘saxpence’ that we earn—
We can stand it for a season, for our world is growing wide,
And they all are friends and strangers who belong to Sydney-Side.

‘T’other-siders! T’other-siders!’ Yet we wake the dusty dead;
It is we that send the backward province fifty years ahead;
We it is that ‘trim’ Australia—making narrow country wide—
Yet we’re always T’other-siders till we sail for Sydney-side.



Sunday, June 3, 2018

Thought fior the Day



Sydney Suburbs continued: Bonnet Bay, Bonnyrigg, Bossley Park, Botany




Continuing a brief look at the suburbs of Sydney . . .



BONNET BAY
Location:
Located 29 kilometres (18 mi) south of the Sydney central business district in the local government area of the Sutherland Shire
Name Origin:
The suburb was named in 1969.  It was originally proposed to name the area Kirkby (after David Randolph Kirkby, Shire Clerk 1929 – 1963), however a nearby cave in a locality known as “The Bonnet” in the suburb of Como (the cave is shaped like an old woman’s bonnet) prompted the suggestion to name the area Bonnet Bay.
About:
·     Bonnet Bay is mostly residential, with a small shopping centre.
·  A reserve originally known as "Jannali Reserve" was renamed in 2005 to commemorate Burnum Burnum, the prominent indigenous Australian and Sutherland Shire resident. A small plaque details his speech in England at Australia's bicentenary in 1988.
·       The Burnum Burnum Declaration England, 26th January, 1988
"I Burnum Burnum, being a nobleman of ancient Australia do hereby take possession of England on behalf of the Aboriginal People.
In claiming this colonial outpost, we wish no harm to you natives, but assure you that we are here to bring you good manners, refinement and an opportunity to make a Koopartoo – “a fresh start.”
Henceforth, an Aboriginal face shall appear on your coins and stamps to signify our sovereignty over this domain.
For the more advanced, we bring the complex language of the Pitjantjajara; we will teach you how to have a spiritual relationship with the Earth and show you how to get bush tucker.
We do not intend to souvenir, pickle and preserve the heads of 2,000 of your people, nor to publicly display the skeletal remains of your Royal Highness, as was done to our Queen Truganinni for 80 years. Neither do we intend to poison your waterholes, lace your flour with strychnine or introduce you to highly toxic drugs.
Based on our 50,000 year heritage, we acknowledge the need to preserve the Caucasian race as of interest to antiquity, although we may be inclined to conduct experiments by measuring the size of your skulls for levels of intelligence. We pledge not to sterilise your women, not to separate your children from their families.
We give an absolute undertaking that you shall not be placed into the mentality of government handouts for the next five generations but you will enjoy the full benefits of Aboriginal equality.
At the end of two hundred years, we will make a Treaty to validate occupation by peaceful means and not by conquest.
Finally, we solemnly promise not to make a quarry of England and export your valuable minerals back to the old country Australia, and we vow never to destroy three-quarters of your trees, but to encourage Earth Repair Action to unite people, communities, religions and nations in a common, productive, peaceful purpose.
Signed – Burnum Burnum”
Upon conclusion of the declaration Burnam Burnam says: It’s too cold here, I want to go home…

Gallery:

Burnum Burnum delivers his 1988 Declaration

Bonnet Bay
  

BONNYRIGG
Location:
Located 36 kilometres west of the Sydney central business district, in the local government area of the City of Fairfield. It is part of the Greater Western Sydney region.
Name Origin:
Bonnyrigg is named after a Scottish village of the same name, meaning "pretty hill".
About:
·      Bonnyrigg was a poorly planned developed suburb of the late 80's and 90's. Currently areas of Bonnyrigg are being redeveloped to create a more friendly safe environment and minimise the ghetto look that was created by the abundance of Housing Commission houses.
·      Currently the town centre is undergoing a major regeneration through a new housing scheme - Newleaf Bonnyrigg. This will replace over 800 dwellings with 2,330 new homes that will see the town's population increase by over 3,000 people over 12 years to 2022.

Gallery:

The Newleaf estate

The Assyrian genocide monument is a memorial site for the Assyrian community.

The Ming Yue Lay Buddhist Temple, Bonnyrigg


BOSSLEY PARK
Location:
Located 36 kilometres west of the Sydney central business district in the local government area of the City of Fairfield. Bossley Park is part of the Greater Western Sydney region.
Name Origin:
Bossley Park was named after John Brown Bossley (1810–72), an English chemist who purchased a large block of land on Smithfield Road. He named his property Edensor after a village in Derbyshire, England. When the area north of Edensor was subdivided in 1890, it became known as Bossley Park.
About:
·      After World War II, Bossley Park received many migrants from Italy, who have since played a large role in the local community. Bossley Park and its surrounding suburbs were rural areas until the 1970s, when they were developed into a residential settlement.
·      According to the 2016 census of Population, there were 14,585 residents in Bossley Park.  45.5% of people were born in Australia. The most common other countries of birth were Iraq (16.4%), Italy (4.0%), Vietnam (3.9%), Philippines (2.0%) and Syria (1.6%). 32.6%% of people only spoke English at home. Other languages spoken at home included Assyrian Neo-Aramaic (11.6%), Chaldean Neo-Aramaic (8.4%), Arabic (8.1%), Italian (5.9%), and Spanish (5.9%). The most common ancestries in were Italian (11.1%), Assyrian (9.6%), Australians (8.7%), English (7.6%) and Chaldean (6.5%).
·      Home of Club Marconi.  The Marconi Stallions currently are members of the National Premier Leagues NSW 2, effectively the NSW 2nd Division, and they play their home games at the 9,000-capacity Marconi Stadium.

Gallery:

Club Marconi

Club Marconi
  

BOTANY
Location:
Located 11 kilometres south of the Sydney central business district and is part of the Bayside Council.
Name Origin:
Botany Bay is where Captain James Cook first landed on 29 April 1770, when navigating his way around Australia on his ship, the Endeavour. The ship's English botanist Joseph Banks and Swedish assistant botanist Daniel Solander, spent several days on shore collecting vast numbers of specimens, that were previously unknown in Europe. Cook's journals first referred to the bay as Sting Rays' Harbour, then later Botanist Bay and finally both these names were crossed out by him and replaced with Botany Bay. The suburb name comes from the bay it stands on.  It can therefore claim to be the oldest place name in Australia.
Botany Bay was originally given the name Stingrays Harbour by Cook because of the number of stingrays they caught. Cook's log for 6 May 1770 records "The great quantity of these sort of fish found in this place occasioned my giving it the name of Stingrays Harbour". However, in the journal prepared later from his log, Cook wrote instead: "The great quantity of plants Mr. Banks and Dr. Solander found in this place occasioned my giving it the name of Botany Bay".
About:
·   Cook’s recommendation and Banks’ enthusiasm led to the British government establishing a penal settlement at Botany Bay.  Captain Arthur Phillip however found the water shallow and the area swampy, so he relocated to Port Jackson.
·    Port Botany is the site of Sydney's major port and as such, Botany is a suburb with extensive commercial development centred on shipping and freight. Botany also has a large chemical production facility owned by several companies including Huntsman and Orica (previously ICI). The plant was built in the 1940s and has been owned by Orica since 1997. The plant once manufactured paints, plastics and industrial chemicals such as solvents, and is responsible for a large groundwater plume of pollution in the area. The main shopping centre in Botany runs along Botany Road.
·    Sir Joseph Banks Park comprises Foreshore Reserve and the Sir Joseph Banks Pleasure Gardens. Foreshore Reserve is 28 hectares of bushland on land reclaimed from Botany Bay. The Reserve features walking tracks through sand dunes to protected wetlands, formed around a network of ponds. The Pleasure Gardens reflect the history of the area with a zoo playground featuring life size animal statues, a mosaic depicting Banks’s journey, decorative flag terrace, Banksia garden and the central oval running track. A statue of Sir Joseph Banks examining botanical specimens is located in the pleasure gardens.

Gallery:

Sir Joseph Banks Hotel, Anniversary Street, beside the Pleasure Grounds

Arbour in Sir Joseph Banks Pleasure Gardens

Botany


It was announced on 29 April 2018 that a $50m revamp of Botany Bay will include a $3m aquatic memorial to Captain James Cook to celebrate the first encounter between Europeans and Indigenous Australians. There will also be a museum, visitors’ centre and ferry wharves. will allow the country to "celebrate, understand and interpret" the "momentous place" it is. It is intended to have it all completed before the 250th anniversary of Captain Cook’s first contact with Australia and its indigenous inhabitants. Needless to say, aboriginal elders and spokespersons are less than enthused. Not only is Australia Day, the commemoration of the first settlement of Australia in 1788, regularly called Invasion Day, it also inspires mass protests from black and white alike. More monuments for the man frequently described as having "discovered" Australia is not a proposal uniformly supported.

Presently the only monument to Cook’s landing is at Kurnell on the shore of Botany Bay, where he stepped ashore:


The press releases for the planned Botany Bay revamp did not mention that on the first day of contact in 1770, Cook’s party shot an aboriginal. Whilst exploring Botany Bay in 1770, his party shot an indigenous male for throwing stones at them, thereby setting the tenor of relations with indigenous Australia. 

From Cook’s journal, 29 April 1770:
“We then threw them some nails beeds &Ca a shore which they took up and seem'd not ill pleased with in so much that I thout that they beckon'd to us to come a shore but in this we were mistaken for as soon as we put the boat in they again came to oppose us upon which I fired a musket between the two which had no other effect than to make them retire back where bundles of thier darts lay and one of them took up a stone and threw at us which caused my fireing a second Musquet load with small shott and altho' some of the shott struck the man yet it had no other effect than to make him lay hold of a target [shield] emmediatly after this we landed which we had no sooner done than they throw'd two darts at us this obliged me to fire a third shott soon after which they both made off, but not in such haste but what we might have taken one . . .”



Saturday, June 2, 2018

Thought for the Day



Brett's Monthly


As he does every month, Byter Brett B from the US has emailed me a list of the “Daily Bizarre, Unique and Special Holidays” for June 2018. Brett’s Monthly was sent to me under cover of an email on 23 May that read: “I thought I'd get it to you early this month.” The Monthly is late, however – posted on 2 June – since I didn’t want to bump Funny Friday. Sorry, Brett. 

Here are Brett’s lists, click on the daily ones to open any of those days . . .

Month:
  • Aquarium Month
  • Candy Month
  • Dairy Month
  • Fight the Filthy Fly Month
  • National Gardening Week - First full week of month
  • Gay Pride Month
  • National Accordion Awareness Month
  • National Adopt a Cat Month
  • National Fresh Fruit and Vegetables Month
  • Rose Month
  • Turkey Lovers Month
Weekly Events:
  • Fishing Week, Week 1
  • Email Week, Week 2
  • Lightning Safety Week - Last full week of Month
June, 2018 Daily Holidays, Special and Wacky Days:
1 National Doughnut Day always the first Friday in June
2 National Trails Day  First Saturday in June
6 National Gardening Exercise Day- Get out and exercise with your plants.
16 National Hollerin' Contest Day - third Saturday in June
16 World Juggler's Day - Saturday closest to June 17th
TBD  Nursing Assistants Day - First day of National Nursing Assistants Week
17 Father's Day - third Sunday
18 National Splurge Day - Oh yeah!!
22 Take Your Dog to Work Day Friday after Father's Day
28 Insurance Awareness Day - Now who do you  think invented that!?!

Readers Write

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Also from Brett B: 
Seen on Webster between 15th and 17th in Oakland, California. 


Thanks, Brett.
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From Byter David B, responding to the couple of jokes I posted about cheese, including “Oh, What a Friend We Have in Cheeses”. . . 
Don't forget that famous line from the beatitudes: "Blessed are the cheesemakers"

Or fail to visit that |Northern Israeli delicatessen: "Cheeses of Nazareth" 
Thanks, Davidm, a couple of good groaners there.
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Some more cheese items: 


What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? 
Haloumi. 

Your cheese may be Gouda but mine is Feta. 

Okay, the cheese connection for the next one is a bit marginal but it is worth posting: 

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." 

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. 

Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with Cheese." Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. 

He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Amelia, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Amelia complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Amelia worked here..."