Monday, March 16, 2020

Secret Images in Swiss Maps



Byter Graham E, Master of Matters Trival, sent me an email: 
Hi Mr O, 

Thought that you would find this article amusing as it has all the aspects of a detective story and small details overlooked in plain sight ...... 

https://eyeondesign.aiga.org/for-decades-cartographers-have-been-hiding-covert-illustrations-inside-of-switzerlands-official-maps/ 

For Decades, Cartographers Have Been Hiding Covert Illustrations Inside of Switzerland’s Official Maps. They’ve eluded one of the most rigorous map-making institutions in the world to do so. 
  
On certain maps, in Switzerland’s more remote regions, there is also, curiously, a spider, a man’s face, a naked woman, a hiker, a fish, and a marmot. These barely-perceptible apparitions aren’t mistakes, but rather illustrations hidden by the official cartographers at Swisstopo in defiance of their mandate “to reconstitute reality.” 
Thanks Graham. 

Graham provided me a number of photographs and these are posted below. 

The Swiss mapping site, Swisstopo, has its own story about these inserted images, at: 

The following comment is from that site: 
Landscapes change with urban development or climatic variations for example, and maps need updating. Maps and their contents are reworked during the updating process. In rare cases, just like an artist or a graphic designer, cartographers give free rein to their imagination and hide drawings that are hard to find but always relate to their environment.

These drawings in no way detract from the precision and details of our maps, nor from the safety of their users. They just add a touch of mystery to these national symbols. 
Gallery:



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That was the main course, here are some map comments to finish off, dessert as it were:

I love my map. I’d be lost without it. 

Yorkshire Constabulary have had all of their maps stolen. 
A spokesman said that they are searching for Leeds. 

I bought a map from Bono. It’s rubbish. 
All the streets have no name, and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.

Sunday, March 15, 2020

Quote for the Day

Sent to me by son Thomas:

5 x 5: Songs


5 facts about 5 songs . . .

Rewatching The Blues Brothers (the first film, not the sequel, which was nowhere as good) with Kate, I started wondering what the words of the first number – She Caught the Katy – meant.  So I looked it up and am sharing it with you below.  It also touched off an idea to do a 5 x 5 on numbers  from The Blues Brothers film.  The problem is that there are more than 5 numbers worth “fiving” so there will be two bursts



She Caught the Katy:

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She Caught the Katy is a blues standard written by American blues musician and songwriter Taj Mahal, and James Rachell.  The song was first recorded for Taj Mahal's 1968 album The Natch'l Blues, and is one of Mahal's most famous tunes.

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The song plays over the opening credits of The Blues Brothers, as Jake Blues leaves prison.

Blues Brothers version:

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The Katy referred to is The MKT, or Missouri, Kansas & Texas Railroad, commonly known as "The Katy". It's been known as the M-K-T since it was spun off and renamed from the Union Pacific Railway Southern Branch in 1870.  An express train called the Katy Flyer was inaugurated in 1933 with service from Parsons, Kansas to St. Louis. This could be the "Katy" in the song.

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According to John Belushi's widow, it was Belushi's favorite blues song.

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Being a blues song, it carries the common theme of a man losing his woman, she getting a fast train away, the Katy.

According to the lyrics, “She took the Katy and left me a mule to ride.”

The mule is The Kansas City Mule, a train running from St Louis to Kansas City.

The Kansas City Mule and St. Louis Mule were a pair of 283-mile (455 km) passenger trains operated by Amtrak running between St. Louis and Kansas City, Missouri as part of the Missouri Service train network. Also operating over this route was the Ann Rutledge, which originated in Chicago. In January 2009, Amtrak consolidated these trains under the name Missouri River Runner.


Everybody Needs Somebody:

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See and hear the Blues Brothers version:


 Elwood Blues: 
We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time. We certainly hope you all enjoy the show. And remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there're still some things that makes us all the same. You. Me. Them. Everybody. Everybody.
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Written by Bert Berns, Solomon Burke and Jerry Wexler, originally recorded by Solomon Burke in 1964 and peaked at number 58.  Also record by Wilson Pickett , The Jerry Garcia Band, The Rolling Stones and The Blues Brothers.

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In 1989 it was released as a single in the UK, backed by Think and it peaked at #12.

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After performing this at the concert after Elwood’s intro, Jake and Elwood are pursued by police, The Good Ol’ Boys and Illinois Nazis in a high speed pursuit.  During the chase the police dispatcher announces to the pursuing police cars “Use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of the Blues Brothers…has been approved”.

A world record 103 cars were wrecked during filming. The Junkman (1982) broke the record 2 years later, wrecking 150 cars and a plane. That record held for 2 decades, until over 300 cars were wrecked during the filming of The Matrix Reloaded (2003).

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Hear and see The Rolling Stones version, with a very young Mick Jagger, at:

This is their into:

I'm so glad to be here tonight and I'm so glad to be home
And I believe I've got a message for every woman and every man
Here tonight that ever needed somebody to love
Someone to stay with them all the time
When they're Up and when they're down
You know, sometimes you get what you want
And then you go and lose what you have
And I believe every woman and every man here tonight listen to my song
And it save the whole world
Listen to me



Sweet Home Chicago: 

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See and hear the version from The Blues Brothers film:

Never realised Dan Akroyd could move that well.

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Sweet Home Chicago is a blues standard first recorded by Robert Johnson in 1936. Although he is often credited as the songwriter, several songs have been identified as precedents. The song has become a popular anthem for the city of Chicago despite ambiguity in Johnson's original lyrics. Numerous artists have interpreted the song in a variety of styles.

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Johnson was the great Mississippi bluesman who was reputed to have sold his soul to the devil at a local crossroads to achieve musical success. That is reference in O Brother Where Art Thou? He is now recognised as a master of the blues, particularly the Delta blues style.  Johnson died in 1938, after someone apparently slipped strychnine into his whiskey.

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Johns had only one moderate hit song during his lifetime (Terraplane Blues), but, after Columbia Records released a collection of his recordings, King of the Delta Blues (1961), the man and his music both achieved near-mythic status. Columbia later issued the box set Robert Johnson: The Complete Recordings (1990). Johnson was inducted into the Blues Hall of Fame in its inaugural class (1980), and he became a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1986.

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The version from The Blues Brothers adopts a version that follows Sykes' version, substituting "back to the same old place" for the more confusing "back to the land of California."

Come on
Oh baby don't you wanna go
Come on
Oh baby don't you wanna go
Back to that same old place
Sweet home Chicago

Come on
Baby don't you wanna go
Hidehey
Baby dont you wanna go
Back to that same old place
Oh sweet home Chicago

Well, one and one is two
Six and two is eight
Come on baby don't ya make me late
Hidehey
Baby dont you wanna go
Back to that same old place
Sweet home Chicago

Come on
Baby don't you wanna go
Back to that same old place
Sweet home Chicago
Six and three is nine
Nine and nine is eighteen
Look there…


Peter Gunn Theme

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Peter Gunn is the theme music composed by Henry Mancini for the television show of the same name.

Peter Gunn was an American private eye television series, starring Craig Stevens as Peter Gunn with Lola Albright as his girlfriend Edie Hart, which aired on NBC from September 22, 1958,  to 1960 and on ABC in 1960–1961.

The series is probably best remembered today for its music, including the iconic Peter Gunn Theme, which was nominated for an Emmy Award and two Grammys for Henry Mancini and subsequently has been performed and recorded by many jazz, rock, and blues musicians.

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In his 1989 autobiography Did They Mention the Music? Mancini states: 
The Peter Gunn title theme actually derives more from rock and roll than from jazz. I used guitar and piano in unison, playing what is known in music as an ostinato, which means obstinate. It was sustained throughout the piece, giving it a sinister effect, with some frightened saxophone sounds and some shouting brass. The piece has one chord throughout and a super-simple top line.
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In addition to the many different arrangements of the Peter Gunn theme recorded by Mancini, the music has also been recorded by numerous other artists.

Guitarist Duane Eddy reached number six on the UK Singles Chart and number 27 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1959.

There is an Australian connection to the Duane Eddy hit. From Songfacts: 
Duane Eddy recalled to Mojo magazine November 2010 why he decided to cover this song:
 "We were doing the second album, Especially For You. (Saxophonist) Steve Douglas said, 'Duane, I learnt Peter Gunn last night.' I said, 'Well, that's nice.' He thought it'd just be good as an album cut but I didn't think so. So we forgot about it and we got 11 or 12 songs done. Lee and me were sitting there discussing what we could do and Steve wandered over and said, 'We could do Peter Gunn.' I thought, 'What the heck! It's only an album cut.' So we figured out the intro, then the riff, and we cut it. It became a single because somebody in Australia in the record company took it from the album and it got to #3. Somebody in England noticed that so they released it as a single. It got to the top of the charts. Finally, Jamie noticed this and said, 'Maybe we should make this a single in the US.' So that's how Peter Gunn came to be."
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Here is the link for The Blues Brothers film version:

The original Blues Brothers Band many years later in a live performance:



Minnie the Moocher:

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Hear and see the Cab Calloway performance in The Blue Brothers at the following link:


Calloway was born in 1907, acted and sang in The Blues Brothers film in 1980, which resulted in renewed interest in his career, and died in 1994.  His CV is to long to mention, it includes a lengthy stint at The Cotton Club, being taught to sing scat by Louis Armstrong (watch the above clip to see him doing so) and singing for Al Capone and other mobsters.

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Minnie the Moocher was first recorded in 1931 by Cab Calloway and His Orchestra, selling over a million copies.  In performances, as in the above BB clip, Calloway would have the audience and the band members participate by repeating each scat phrase in a form of call and response, until making it too fast and complicated for the audience to replicate it.

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Minnie the Moocher was inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame in 1999, and in 2019 was selected for preservation in the National Recording Registry as "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" by the Library of Congress. It has been argued that the record was the first jazz record to sell a million copies.

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The "hi-de-ho" scat lyrics came about when Calloway forgot the lyrics to the song one night during a live radio concert.

When Cab Calloway originally recorded Minnie The Moocher in the 1930s, the chorus lyrics were simply "Ho-dee-hody" rather than the lengthened "Hody-hody-hody ho". In an interview, Calloway explained that one time when he was singing the song, he suddenly forgot the words, so he immediately shouted "Hody-Hody-Hody-ho!", and carried on the song that way. That proved to be more popular with fans than the original, so he had been singing it that way ever since.

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The November 22, 1951 issue of Jet magazine gives this account of the "Minnie" on whom the song was based: 
Minnie "The Moocher" has died. She was a familiar figure In downtown Indianapolis. An 82-year-old woman whose real name was Minnie Gayton, she acquired the quaint nickname of "The Moocher" by regularly begging food from grocers and carting it off in a baby buggy. She slept in doorways, on porches and in garages. During the record-breaking blizzard, her body was found on a porch, blanketed with snow. She died from exposure.[ 
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Bonus item:

In the 1935 Marx Brothers' film A Night at the Opera, Groucho Marx famously quipped, "You're willing to pay him a thousand dollars a night just for singing? Why, you can get a phonograph record of 'Minnie the Moocher' for 75 cents. And for a buck and a quarter, you can get Minnie."

Saturday, March 14, 2020

Poem for the Day

The Second Coming 


    - William Butler Yeats 

Turning and turning in the widening gyre 
The falcon cannot hear the falconer; 
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; 
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, 
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere 
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; 
The best lack all conviction, while the worst 
Are full of passionate intensity. 

Surely some revelation is at hand; 
Surely the Second Coming is at hand. 
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out 
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi 
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert 
A shape with lion body and the head of a man, 
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun, 
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it 
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds. 
The darkness drops again; but now I know 
That twenty centuries of stony sleep 
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, 
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, 
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? 


The poem was written in 1919 in the aftermath of the First World War and the beginning of the Irish War of Independence that followed the Easter Rising, at a time before the British Government decided to send in the Black and Tans to Ireland.

Musings

Yesterday I posted some jokes and memes about the coronavirus emergency, now upgraded by the World Health Organisation to a pandemic. In the last few days there have been some extraordinary effects and measures as each country seeks to contain the virus.  It is probably like trying to stop a flooded river that started off as a trickle. 


I have been persistently reminded of two stories . . . 

The first relates to our attempts in my office to try to minimise risk. We have brainstormed what we will do if we have to undergo a 14 day social isolation. We have configured computers to be able to work from home and stay in touch with each other, divert phones and so on. On the preventative side we have put protocols in place for constant sterilisation of hands, surfaces etc; no contact, especially handshaking; hand sanitising bottles for clients and staff at various places. At home we have curtailed out-of-home travel and attendances. Meanwhile life goes on, we turn up at work, go home and watch Netflix, go to the shops to get the basics, cook meals. 

In the novel, films and musical versions of War of the Worlds, the Martians leave their dying world to settle Earth. Gradually more and more of the cylinders arrive, complete with the terrible tripod machines. According to the Journalist, who is the narrator of the tale, “It was the beginning of the rout of civilisation, of the massacre of mankind.” With the Earth desolated and covered in red Martian weed and with only pockets of humanity surviving, the Martians suddenly begin dying. In the words of the Jeff Wayne musical version:
“. . . scattered about it, in their overturned machines, were the Martians - dead... slain, after all man's devices had failed, by the humblest things upon the Earth, Bacteria. Minute, invisible, bacteria! Directly the Invaders arrived and drank and fed, our microscopic allies attacked them. From that moment - they were doomed!” 
My point in mentioning it is not that the present situation is a reverse of that in War of the Worlds where the bacteria were the saviours but to mention that when the first cylinder landed on Horsell Common, the locals and the curious gathered to look. According to the Journalist: 
It seems totally incredible to me now, that everyone spent that evening as though it were just like any other. From the railway station came the sound of shunting trains, ringing and rumbling, softened almost into melody by the distance. It all seemed so safe and tranquil. 
Are we in that situation now? 

Are we going on with our lives in the face of something potentially dreadful, ignorant of what is still to come?

Which brings me to the second literary reference. 

The Masque of the Red Death is a short story by Edgar Allan Poe that was published in 1842. 

Those who wish to read the story can do so by clicking on the following link: 

A plague known as the Red Death, so called because of the profuse bleeding associated with it, which causes those exposed to die within thirty minutes, is sweeping the domain of Prince Prospero. To escape, he gathers about him 1,000 of the knights and ladies of his court, taking refuge in an abbey with strong walls and iron gates which are then welded shut. There they intend to see out the plague in luxury and safety, indifferent to the sufferings of the population at large. After 6 months, Prospero holds a masquerade ball in seven of the abbey’s rooms, each decorated and illuminated in a different colour: blue, purple, green, orange, white, and violet. The last room is decorated in black and is illuminated by a scarlet light, "a deep blood colour" cast from its stained glass windows. Because of this chilling pairing of colours, very few guests are brave enough to venture into the seventh room. A large ebony clock stands in this room and ominously chimes each hour, upon which everyone stops talking or dancing and the orchestra stops playing. Once the chiming stops, everyone immediately resumes the masquerade. 

At the chiming of midnight, the revellers and Prospero notice a figure in a dark, blood-splattered robe resembling a funeral shroud. The figure's mask resembles the rigid face of a corpse and exhibits the traits of the Red Death. 


Gravely insulted, Prospero demands to know the identity of the mysterious guest so they can hang him. The guests, too afraid to approach the figure, instead let him pass through the six chambers. The Prince pursues him with a drawn dagger and corners the guest in the seventh room. When the figure turns to face him, the Prince lets out a sharp cry and falls dead. The enraged and terrified revellers surge into the black room and forcibly remove the mask and robe, only to find to their horror that there is nothing underneath. Only then do they realize the costume was empty. 


The final paragraph of the story: 
And now was acknowledged the presence of the Red Death. He had come like a thief in the night. And one by one dropped the revellers in the blood-bedewed halls of their revel, and died each in the despairing posture of his fall. And the life of the ebony clock went out with that of the last of the gay. And the flames of the tripods expired. And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all. 
So why am I drawn to this story at present? Because as we go through the motions of protecting ourselves from the virus, minimising the risks in whatever ways possible and planning contingencies, is Covid-19 in fact already amongst us as the Red Death was at Prospero’s masquerade? 

By the way . . . 

The Phantom on Phantom of the Opera is disguised as the Red Death at the masquerade ball.


Friday, March 13, 2020

Thought for the Day


Funny Friday


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Welcome to another Funny Friday, a bit of light relief from the stresses of medical matters, Covid concerns and dire disease.  Except that, like the coronavirus itself, there’s no getting away from it here.  Today’s Funny Friday is about matters medical and the coronavirus issue.  So take a moment for a nervous laugh or at least a chuckle . . .

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SOME HUMOUR . . .
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A true story by a doctor . . . 
Source:

Do you remember the song Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas? If “yes”, you’ll appreciate this . . .

Here’s the backstory: “I work in a medical clinic and I had a little fun with a patient one day when she complained her kids keep ‘kung fu-ing’ her front door.”

Patient: “They just kept kung fu-ing the door and I kept telling them to stop.”

Me: “Oh, so, everybody was kung fu fighting?”

Patient: “Yes, and I told them to just swing at the air, not hit the door.”

Me: “Were they fast as lightning?”

Patient: “No, and it was scary, I thought they were gonna wreck my door.”

Me: “I bet it was a little bit frightening.”

Patient: “Yes, I thought they were gonna wreck my door!”

Me: “Hey, [Patient], c’mon, I just gave the first part of the song. Don’t leave me hangin’ here”.

Patient: “I know, but I don’t know the rest of the song!”
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Whilst in that vein (ha ha), here is a collection of true anecdotes about medical mistakes submitted by doctors to a site called scott.net.  Here is the link:

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A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -- and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald

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At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes

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One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

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During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one? " I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new patch every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.

Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair

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While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered..."Why, not for about twenty years -- when my husband was alive."

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson

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I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."

Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf

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A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."

Submitted by RN no name
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I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "What kills the coronavirus?"

She said "Ammonia cleaner"

I said "Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you worked here."

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Ok, so if the coronavirus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?

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FROM THE VAULT . . .

A man attends at his doctor’s surgery after test results come back. The doctor says “I have some good news and some bad news.” “What is the bad news, doctor?” asks the man. The doctor says “The tests show that you have terminal cancer and only a short time to live.” “Oh my God,” says the man, “What is the good news?” “Well, says the doctor, “did you see the cute little receptionist when you came in? I’m taking her out tonight.”

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LIMERICK OF THE WEEK . . .

By moi:

("Dunny": Australian and New Zealand slang for toilet)

The world’s in a terrible stew
About this virus that’s scary and new.
Yet it seems somewhat funny
Paper meant for the dunny
Is making us all go cuckoo.

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GALLERY . . .

Sent to me Rosie J:

Sent to me by friend Tom C, who is Italian by birth and was visiting Italy, which is now in lockdown (and so therefore is Tom) . . . 


And a miscellameous collection . . . 










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CORN CORNER:

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But, smoking bacon will cure it.
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I just found out I'm colourblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
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I have an inferiority complex but it's not a very good one.
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A man walks into the doctor’s and the doctor says, "I haven’t seen you for a while."
The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
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A sign on a breast enhancement clinics says:
“If life gives you lemons, a simple operation can give you melons.”

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