Sunday, April 12, 2020

We Didn’t Start the Fire, Part 2


Continuing a look at the events and people described in the lyrics for Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire.  

Each 2 lines of the lyrics covers one year.  Previously 1949, today 1950.

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Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio.
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

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1950:

Joe McCarthy:


US Senator, 1908-1957, the most visible public face of the communist witch hunts. 

What is known as the First Red Scare was the period during the early 20th-century history of the United States marked by a widespread fear of Bolshevism and anarchism, due to real and imagined events; real events included the Russian Revolution and anarchist bombings.

The Second Red Scare lasted from the late 1940s and through the 1950s and was characterised by widespread belief in, and fear of, global communism.  In 1947 President Truman signed an executive order to ferret out communists in government departments.

This widened, with McCarthy taking the ball and running with it, notably through investigations and hearings conducted by McCarthy and the House of Un-American Activities. 

Often suspicion was enough, the primary targets being government employees, those in the entertainment industry, academics and labour-union activists. Careers were ruined and some were imprisoned.  Persons testifying were required to name others on threat of imprisonment, giving rise to the name McCarthy Witch Hunts, akin to the trials of witches in Salem in 1692-3. 

The witch hunts declined from the mid 1950s due to loss of public popularity and hostile decisions by the US Supreme Court.

The term McCarthyism today refers to the practice of making accusations of subversion or treason without proper regard for evidence. 


Relevance to 1950:

McCarthy rose to prominence after he made a speech in 1950 saying he had the names of communist spies in the State Department, from there becoming the most visible public face of the fear of widespread Communist subversion.  McCarthy didn’t start that fire but he fanned the flames the most.


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Richard Nixon:

(1913-1994):


US politician, 37th president of the United States, serving from 1969 until 1974 and 36th vice president from 1953 to 1961.

A leading anti-Communist, which elevated him to national prominence.

Achievements:

Ended American involvement in the war in Vietnam in 1973.
Ended the military draft 1973.\
Visited China in 1972, leading to diplomatic relations between the two nations.
Initiated détente and the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty with the Soviet Union 1972.
Enforced desegregation of Southern schools.
Established the Environmental Protection Agency
Presided over the Apollo 11 moon landing, which signaled the end of the moon race.
Tre-elected in one of the largest electoral landslides in American history in 1972

Resigned from office in 1974 over fallout from the Watergate scandal, in the face of almost certain impeachment and removal from office, the only time an American president has done so.

Controversially pardoned by his successor Gerald Ford.

      
Relevance to 1950:

Nixon was elected US Senator in 1950. Alleged his opponent Helen Gagahan Douglas was “pink, right down to her underwear.” She responded by calling him “Tricky Dick”, a nickname which stuck.

Nixon campaigns in California, 1950


A 1998 book that looks at the Nixon-Douglas campaigns in the context of the times, and the legacy.

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Studebaker:

Studebaker was an American wagon and automobile manufacturer based in South Bend, Indiana.

Founded in 1852 and incorporated in 1868 as the Studebaker Brothers Manufacturing Company, the firm was originally a producer of wagons, buggies, carriages and harnesses.

Studebaker continued to manufacture other diversified products after automobile production ceased in 1966.

Studebaker entered the automotive business in 1902 with electric vehicles and in 1904 with gasoline vehicles, all sold under the name "Studebaker Automobile Company".

The company established a reputation for good quality and reliability.

Relevance to 1950:

The 1950 Starlight Champion coupe had a trunk design that led people to comment that one couldn’t tell if it was coming or going.

Front

Back

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Television:

By 1950 TV was becoming widespread and was the most popular form of advertising. So many advertisers left radio for television that Variety described it in 1950 as "the greatest exhibition of mass hysteria in biz annals."  The rapid growth of the popularity of television surpassed even that of radio broadcasting in the 1920s.  In 1949 there were one million television receivers in the United States. In a five-year span, the number rose to thirty-two million.  By the end of the Fifties, 90 per cent of American households owned at least one television set and 5,000 cinemas had closed.


 Relevance to 1950:

See above.

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North Korea, South Korea:

North Korea and South Korea were engaged in hostilities between 25 June 1950 and 27 July 1953, notwithstanding that M*A*S*H went for 11 seasons and saw Alan Alda gradually age to grey hair. 

The conflict stemmed from both Nth Korea and Sth Korea wanting to unite the country, each under its own government. Nth Korea then invaded Sth Korea and the US/UN intervened on behalf of Sth Korea. China then intervened on behalf of Nth Korea.  

On 27 July 1953 the armistice was signed after lengthy peace talks, one of the sticking points being repatriation of POWs, many of the North Korean POWs not wanting to go back to the North.  The armistice also saw the two Koreas, North and South, remain divided with a demilitarized zone along the 38th parallel.

Relevance to 1950:

On 25 June 1950, the United Nations Security Council unanimously condemned the North Korean invasion of South Korea, with UN Security Council Resolution 82. After debating the matter, the Security Council, on 27 June 1950, published Resolution 83 recommending member states provide military assistance to the Republic of Korea. On 27 June President Truman ordered US air and sea forces to help South Korea.


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Marilyn Monroe:

1926-1962. 

American actress, model, and singer. Famous for playing comedic "blonde bombshell" characters, she became one of the most popular sex symbols of the 1950s and early 1960s and was emblematic of the era's changing attitudes towards sexuality. She was a top-billed actress for only a decade, but her films grossed $200 million (equivalent to $2 billion in 2019) by the time of her death in 1962. More than half a century later, she continues to be a major popular culture icon.

Monroe's troubled private life received much attention. She struggled with addiction, depression, and anxiety. Her marriages to retired baseball star Joe DiMaggio and to playwright Arthur Miller were highly publicized, and both ended in divorce. She also had affairs with John and Robert Kennedy.  On August 4, 1962, she died at age 36 from an overdose of barbiturates at her home in Los Angeles. Her death was ruled a probable suicide, although several conspiracy theories have been proposed in the decades following her death. 

Relevance to 1950:

Director Joseph L Mankiewicz saw her in a small part in The Asphalt Jungle in 1950 and began casting her.  Her popularity soared and in 1950 she was signed to a 7 year contract by 20th Century Fox.

Monroe as gangster's moll Angela in John Huston's The Asphalt Jungle (1950), one of her first performances to be noted by the critics

Saturday, April 11, 2020

Quote for the Day


SITESEEING . . .

Some interesting items from various sites . . . 

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Some cat snapchats: 





Bored Panda 
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Lockdown in London lets Abbey Road get a fresh coat of paint: 


Authorities in London have used the lockdown and resultant lack of traffic to give the iconic pedestrian crossing in Abbey Road a repaint. In 2010, the site was declared a national landmark. More than 300,000 fans visit the crossing every year according to the Guardian. 

The cover for Abbey Road was shot at 11.35am on 8 August 1969, as John Lennon, George Harrison and Ringo Starr took a break from completing I Want You (She’s So Heavy) and The End, and Paul McCartney paused work on Oh! Darling. Standing on a step ladder in the middle of the road, photographer Iain Macmillan only had time to shoot six photographs on his Hasselblad camera given the oncoming traffic. McCartney selected the fourth image as the cover shot. 



Twisted Sifter 
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Some images that show the effect of COVID-19: 

The world has gone mostly silent and empty . . . 

The Great Mosque And Kaaba In Mecca, Saudi Arabia 

Mobile morgues In refrigerated trucks holding bodies In New York City 

Homeless in Las Vegas sleeping in social distancing grids 

USNS Comfort and the Statue of Liberty 

ListVerse

By the way, here is a photograph of the street next to my office, taken when I was leaving for home the other night. Usually every kerbside spot is taken by people attending the gym opposite. 

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US doctors paste photos of themselves smiling on their protective suits to reassure COVID-19 patients: 

Masks make it impossible for doctors to show positive non-verbal signs like smiling, which is vital to patients. A respiratory therapist named Robertino at he Scripps Mercy Hospital in San Diego came up with the idea of printing out a color photograph of himself with a charming smile on his face, laminating it, and sticking it on his protective suit to reassure patients. 


A number of other doctors were inspired by this move and did the same soon after. 



Bored Panda 
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The Great Barrier Reef is now facing the most widespread bleaching event yet: 

The severity of this year’s bleaching is second only to 2016, during which a third of the reef’s corals died 

Great barrier reef. A survey of 1,036 reefs in the Great Barrier Reef over the last two weeks of March revealed the most widespread bleaching event on record. The last two bleaching events, in 2016 and 2017, decimated about half of the natural wonder's coral reefs. 

The March survey shows that all regions of the reef are suffering from the bleaching event, unlike previous events when only the north and central areas were affected. About a quarter of the reef has been severely affected, meaning more than 60 percent of the coral lost its colour, and another 35 percent underwent mild bleaching. The news follows a difficult Australian summer of drought, wildfire and flooding. 

“They are just getting hammered by these repetitive, destructive heat waves,” says coral reefs expert Australia Ove Hoegh-Guldberg of the University of Queensland in Brisbane to Science News’ John Pickerell. “If this continues over the next 10 years or so, there won’t be much of a Great Barrier Reef left.” 

Smithsonian Magazine 
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The earliest written F word: 

The world's earliest recorded use of the F-word lies in a Scottish manuscript penned by a bored student who was in lockdown due to the plague. It is in the Bannatyne Manuscript, which dates back to 1568 and is kept under lock and key in the National Library of Scotland. 

The Bannatyne Manuscript is a collection of poems written by George Bannatyne, while he was a bored student locked in his Edinburgh home due to the plague. The manuscript contains William Dunbar's epic poem The Flyting of Dunbar and Kennedie, in which two poets trade insults with one another. As the pair trade blows, Kennedy brands Dunbar a 'wan fukkit funling' (“an ill-conceived foundling”). 

In a BBC documentary, Dr Joanna Kopaczyk, a historical linguistics professor at Glasgow University, tells viewers: 'In the Flyting of Dunbar and Kennedy, when Kennedy addresses Dunbar, there is the earliest surviving record of the word 'f***' in the world. It might never quite make the tourist trail, but here in the National Library we have the first written f***' in the world. I think that's something to be proud of.’ 
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The fork was once considered immoral, unhygienic and a tool of the devil: 

In fact, the word "fork" is derived from the Latin furca, which means pitchfork. The first dining forks were used by the ruling class in the Middle East and the Byzantine Empire. In 1004, Maria Argyropoulina, niece of the Byzantine emperors Basil II and Constantine VIII, was married to the son of the Doge of Venice. She brought with her a little case of two-pronged golden forks, which she used at her wedding feast. The Venetians were shocked, and when Maria died three years later of the plague, Saint Peter Damian proclaimed it was God’s punishment. And with that, Saint Peter Damian closed the book on the fork in Europe for the next four hundred years. 

Smithsonian Magazine 
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Photos of people having a worse quarantine than you: 

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Went Into My Attic Looking For A Water Leak Coming Into My Living Room And It Appears That I'm Also In Quarantine With This Whatever Monstrosity Left This Behind. Its Soft To The Touch So I'm Assuming It's Still Around 


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Governor Just Ordered All “Non Life Sustaining” Businesses To Close, Including Construction And Contractors. This Is The Current State Of My Only Bathroom 


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So My Fridge Doors Just Fell Off 


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1st Day Of Family Quarantine. TV Dies 


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Girlfriend's Grad Cancelled Due To The Virus So She’s Picking Up Her Degree From The Student Desk 


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Bought 60 Doughnuts For The Office Today To Celebrate My 20th Birthday, Only To Be Told I Need To Self Isolate/ Work From Home For The Next Week 


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We Were Getting Our Kitchen Redone When The Corona Virus Happened. We Currently Are Living Through This With A Toaster Oven And A Sink 


Friday, April 10, 2020

Thought for the Day


Funny Friday

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Good morning (or afternoon/evening, depending upon where you are) this Good Friday, good Byters!

Yes, it’s Easter Friday, aka Good Friday.

Although it is commonly thought that Good Friday is a corruption of "God Friday", similar to the correct description of "goodbye" as a contraction of "God be with you", this is wide of the Mark, Matthew, Luke and John.  Ha ha.  In fact, "Good Friday" comes from the obsolete meaning of the word ”good” as "pious, holy".  The adjective “good” traditionally designates a day on (or sometimes a season in) which religious observance is held. The Oxford English Dictionary states that "good" in this context refers to "a day or season observed as holy by the church", hence the greeting "good tide" at Christmas or on Shrove Tuesday. In addition to Good Friday, there is also a less well-known Good Wednesday, namely the Wednesday before Easter.

Whether you think of it as Good Friday, God’s Friday or just Plain Friday, this holy season has been a bit of a pisser worldwide, hence it is important that this is another form of Friday, namely Funny Friday.  Hopefully the items today will bring a smile, perhaps a chuckle, maybe even a belly laugh, in what is presently a grim and melancholy world.

Be warned, though, risque content lies ahead.

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Today’s Funny Friday presents something different, although I have posted on the topic previously.  It is another “F” word: Furtling. 

Furtling comes from the Latin word “furtivus”, which means hidden, and consists of the use of one’s hands to simulate or create the impression of anatomical features in a postcard or photograph.  It was a popular Victorian parlour game in the days before TV and radio.  The photos or pictures are of normal people who are then unintentionally exposing their private parts.

Funny isn’t it, that the same age that gave us a synonym for prudishness (Victorian morality, attitudes etc) and saw all sorts of modest protocols, was at the same time obsessed with matters sexual.  But that’s a topic for a future Bytes post.

As I said, I have posted on the topic of furtling some time ago.  I came across it again recently and discovered more furtles (I assume that’s the noun), so the post which follows is an amplified and revised treatment of the subject.

Enjoy.

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Quite some years ago, while browsing in Bob Gould's Book Emporium, I came across a marvellous book called “The Naughty Victorian Hand Book.” It was subtitled “Furtling: The Rediscovered Art of Erotic Hand Manipulation”.


There are two pages to each furtle, one which shows how to position one’s hand underneath a diagram with an exposed space, the other the previous page which is then laid over the first.




Furtling was commonly used for entertainment purposes rather than overt sexual gratification.  Amazing, though, how the fingers and hand positions can create risqué anatomical images.  Even young hands can have old looking creases when closed, varying appearances can be incorporated in ways that suit.

Unfortunately I no longer have that book but following are images of Furtling, both from the book mentioned above and from other sources:
















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 FROM THE VAULT:

On their first date, Joe took Rose to the carnival. When he asked her what she wanted to do first, Rose replied, "Get weighed." 

So Joe took her to the man with the scale who guesses your weight. He looked at Rose and said, "One hundred and twenty pounds." Since Rose weighed in at one seventeen, she collected a prize. 

Next they went on the roller coaster. When the ride was finished, Joe asked Rose what she wanted to do next. "Get weighed," she said. So they went back to the man with the scale, who of course guessed Rose's weight correctly. Leaving without a prize, they went for a ride on the merry-go-round. After they got off, Joe asked Rose what she wanted to do next. "I want to get weighed!" she said again. 

Now Joe began to think this girl was quite strange, and decided to end the evening quickly. He left her at the door with a quick handshake. 

Rose's roommate was waiting up for her return and asked how the evening went. 

"Wousy!" Rose replied. 
  
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LIMERICK OF THE WEEK . . .

From moi . . . 

Okay God, you’re being too tough,
It’s Easter, an end to Covid and stuff.
No health, jobs and money,
It’s no longer funny,
We’ve been quite coronaed enough.

(I am indebted to my wife Kate for coining the term “coronaed” to describe not only being infected or testing positive but the whole Covid-19 scene.)


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CORN CORNER:

My friend keeps saying "Cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.

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My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasn’t given the gold medal.
The Chinese authorities refuse to recognize Ty won.

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I saw an advert that read "Radio for sale, $1.00, volume stuck of full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down"

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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One looks at the other and says: "Does this taste funny to you?"

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I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if i didn’t stop singing 'I'm a believer'...
Then I saw her face.