Saturday, May 2, 2020

We Didn't Start the Fire, continued

Continuing a look at the stories behind the lyrics of We Dididn't Start the Fire:

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray 
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio. 
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television 
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe 
Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom 
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye" 
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen 
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye 

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1952: 

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Eisenhower: 

Dwight David Eisenhower (1890 – 1969): 

- American army general, five-star general in the Army in WW2. 

- Served as Supreme Commander of the Allied Expeditionary Force in Europe. 

- Responsible for planning and supervising the invasion of North Africa in Operation Torch in 1942–43 and the successful invasion of Normandy in 1944–45 from the Western Front. 

- First Supreme Commander of NATO, 1951. 

- 34th President of the United States from 1953 to 1961. 

Relevance to 1952: 

Eisenhower was elected President in 1952 under the slogan “I Like Ike” with Richard Nixon as his VP running mate. He defeated Democratic candidate Adlai Stevenson II in a landslide, with an electoral margin of 442 to 89, marking the first Republican return to the White House in 20 years. 

1952 campaign button 

1956 campaign button 

By the way: 

Some months after the end of his term as President, Eisenhower was asked if leaving the White House had affected his golf game. "Yes," he replied, "a lot more people beat me now." 

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Vaccine: 

Jonas Salk (1914 – 1995) was an American physician, medical researcher and virologist who developed one of the first successful polio vaccines. 

Polio was considered one of the most frightening public health problems in the world until 1955 when the Salk vaccine was introduced, and epidemics were increasingly devastating in the post-war United States. 



Relevance to 1952: 

The 1952 U.S. epidemic was the worst outbreak in the nation's history, as 3,145 people died and 21,269 were left with mild to disabling paralysis, most of its victims being children. The "public reaction was to a plague", said historian William L. O'Neill. According to a 2009 PBS documentary, "Apart from the atomic bomb, America's greatest fear was polio 

Also in 1952 Jonas Salk began testing a vaccine for polio consisting of injections of dead polio virus. Later Sabin began trials of a cheaper and more effective oral vaccine. The use of the two vaccines has eliminated polio in most countries. 

Dear Dr Salk 
Where are you now that we need you? 

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England’s got a new Queen: 

Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, came to the throne in 1952 on the death of her father, King George VI. She was in Kenya at the time and became the first Sovereign in over 200 years to accede while abroad. She was crowned on 2 June, 1953 in Westminster Abbey. Her Maj was the thirty-ninth Sovereign to be crowned at Westminster Abbey. 

The new Queen Elizabeth II returning from Kenya to take up her duties following the death of the king, her father. 

By the way: 

The Queen and The Duke of Edinburgh were driven from Buckingham Palace to Westminster Abbey in the Gold State Coach pulled by eight grey gelding horses: Cunningham, Tovey, Noah, Tedder, Snow White, Tipperary. McCreery and . . . Eisenhower. 

The State coach at the coronation 1953. 
(I don't know which horse is the one named Eisenhower.)

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Marciano: 

Rocky Marciano (1924-1969): 

- the only heavyweight world champion to retire undefeated 

- world heavyweight titleholder from 1952 to 1956 

- six title defences 

- known for his relentless fighting style, formidable punching power, stamina, and exceptionally durable chin 

- included by boxing historians in lists of the greatest boxers of all time 

- his knockout-to-win percentage of 87.76% remains one of the highest in heavyweight boxing history – 49 fights/wins, 43 by ko 

Relevance to 1952: 

Maciano became world heavyweight champ in 1952 when he defeated Jersey Joe Walcott with a knockout in the 13th round. 


By the way: 

Marciano retired at age 32. In 1969, the day before his 46rh birthday, he was killed when a light plane in which he was a passenger crashed on landing, 

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Liberace: 

Wladziu Valentine Liberace (919-1987): 

- American pianist, singer and actor 

- a child prodigy born in Wisconsin to parents of Italian and Polish origin 

- in childhood, Liberace suffered from a speech impediment, and as a teen, from the taunts of neighborhood children, who mocked him for his effeminate personality, his avoidance of sports, and his fondness for cooking, and the piano 

- enjoyed a career spanning four decades of concerts, recordings, television, motion pictures, and endorsements 

- at the height of his fame, from the 1950s to the 1970s, Liberace was the highest-paid entertainer in the world, with established concert residencies in Las Vegas, and an international touring schedule 

- embraced a lifestyle of flamboyant excess both on and off stage, acquiring the nickname "Mr. Showmanship". 


Relevance to 1952: 

Liberace was given a Los Angeles TV show in 1952 that became so successful it went national in 1953. 

By the way: 

Commenting on criticism, he once famously said that he cried all the way to the bank. He later revised this to being so successful that he had bought the bank he used to cry all the way to. 

Liberace Museum, Las Vegas 

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Santayana goodbye: 

George Santayana (1863-1952): 

- philosopher, essayist, poet, and novelist. 

- wrote 18 books on philosophy 

- known for aphorisms such as: 

“Love makes us poets and the approach of death makes us philosophers.” 

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it".” 

"Only the dead have seen the end of war." 

- held racial superiority and eugenic views, believed superior races should be discouraged from "intermarriage with inferior stock" 


Relevance to 1952: 

Santayana died in 1952, aged 88, of stomach cancer.


Friday, May 1, 2020

Limerick of the Week

There’s a warning to all that I would
Ask you to heed, you should -
It may come from the Pres
But forget what he says,
The brown disinfectant’s not good!

Funny Friday


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Remember how TV weatherman Phil Connors repeats the one day over and over again for years in Groundhog Day?  On one occasion we see him in a bar with two boozing locals, Gus and Ralph.  Phil, smashed and feeling sorry for himself, says “What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?”  “That about sums it up for me” replies Ralph.

That is what the world seems like at the moment.

There has been one change, though, that you will have noticed.  The Limerick of the Week now is posted in the Thought/Quote of the Week spot.  

A mixed bag of humour this week, no theme except to try to raise a smile or a laugh.

Stay safe and well, people.

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SOME HUMOUR . . .

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course child. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you," she replied.
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

Father replied, "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next please!"

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Driving home after a hard day at work, a man gets pulled over by a cop. His patience is wearing thin.

"Tell me, officer: would it be a crime for me to insult you? Hypothetically speaking, of course - I think the police are wonderful - but in theory, could you arrest me if I said you were a prick?"

Cop: "Yes sir. That would count as disorderly conduct."

"What about if I were just to think it?"

Cop: "No sir. You can think whatever you like."

"In that case, I think you're a prick."

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A man sits next to another man on the train, pulls out a photo of his wife and says “Isn’t she beautiful?”
The other man says “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my wife.”
The first man asks “Why? Is she a stunner?”
“No,” says the other man, “she’s an ophthalmologist”

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A bad workman blames his fools.

EDIT: *tools

Stupid keyboard

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"Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please?"

Waitress: slaps me across the face

"The men I please are none of your damn business!"

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A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, “What would you like, sir?”

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, “A quickie.”

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, “What would you like, sir?”

Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, “A quickie, please.”

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, “Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘QUICHE.'”

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FROM THE VAULT . . .

At about 3.00am I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself. The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, "Midnight, just like I said."

She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said 'Crap!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling."

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GALLERY . . .






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CORN CORNER:
  
6 was afraid of 7 because 789. But why did 7 eat 9?
Because he needed 3² meals a day.

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A child asks his father what "gay" means
The father says to his son that it means happy, to which the son replies "Dad are you gay?"
The father laughs and says "No son, I have a wife".

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When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.

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I’m old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

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I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

I guess that's what it's all about.

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Thursday, April 30, 2020

2 Covid Haiku

Listing the death toll
Like Vietnam on TV
No pulling out now

- Audrey Sher-Walton


Superheroes now
Wear gowns and masks not capes and
Teach our kids from home

-  Kristin Magdziasz

Brett;s Monthly and May Day


Aha, I hear you say. . . well actually I don't hear you say, that is what I imagine you are thinking . . . "It isn't May Day yet!" And you are right, but tomorrow will be Funny Friday day so I will post Brett's Monthly today with a blessing following.

Thanks, Brett.

Click on the daily ones to expand those days . . .

Daily Calendar Bizarre, Special and Unique Holidays - May, 2020

Month:
  • Asian American Month
  • Date Your Mate Month
  • Foster Care Month
  • Gifts from the Garden Month
  • Lupus Awareness Month
  • National Barbecue Month
  • National Bike Month
  • National Blood Pressure Month
  • National Hamburger Month
  • National Photograph Month
  • National Recommitment Month
  • National Salad Month
  • Older Americans Month
  • Pacific Islander Heritage Month
Weekly Celebrations:
  • Nurse's Week - first full week of month
  • Wildflower Week - week two
  • National Bike Week - third week
  • National Police Week - third week of month
  • Emergency Medical Services Week - fourth week of month
May, 2020 Daily Holidays, Special and Wacky Days:
 May 1
International Tuba Day - first Friday in May
Space Day - first Friday in May
May 2
Free Comic Book Day - first Saturday in May
Herb  Day - first Saturday in May
Kentucky Derby Day - first Saturday in May
May 3
May 4
May 5
National Teacher's Day - Tuesday of first full week of May
May 6
May 7
May 8
Military Spouses Day the Friday before Mother's Day
May 9
Birth Mother's Day - Saturday before Mother's Day
 International Migratory Bird Day the second Saturday in May
National Train Day- Saturday closest to May 10th
National Windmill Day - the second Saturday in May
May 10
 Lilac Sunday second Sunday in May
 Mother's Day second Sunday in May
May 11
May 12
May 13
National Receptionist Day the second Wednesday in May
School Nurses Day the Wednesday during Nurse's Week
May 14
May 15
National Bike to Work Day - third Friday of month
May 16
Armed Forces Day - third Saturday of month
May 17
May 18
Victoria Day(Canada) - Monday preceding the 25th
May 19
May 20
Be a Millionaire Day - now we all can go for that
May 21
 May 22
Don't Fry Friday - Friday before Memorial Day
May 23
International Jazz Day - Saturday of Memorial Day weekend.
 May 24
May 25
Memorial Day last Monday of month
National Towel Day - in the UK
May 26
 May 27
May 28
May 29
May 30
May 31


A blessing for the current age: