Saturday, October 3, 2020

We Didn't Start the Fire, continued: Elvis Presley

 

Continuing a brief look at the events and persons listed in Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”. 

Each two lines represent a year. 

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev 
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc 
Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron 
Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock" 
Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn’s got a winning team. 
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland 
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev 
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez 

1955:
Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn’s got a winning team. 
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland 

Today's item: Elvis Presley


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Elvis through the ages 

Relevance to 1955: 

Elvis “The Pelvis” Presley (1935-1977) had had a success with his first release, not Heartbreak Hotel or Jailhouse Rock but That’s All Right Mama, released in 1954. In 1955 Elvis signed with Colonel Tom Parker and RCA. 

Link for That’s All Right Mama: 

By the way, it’s not true that Forrest Gump inspired his suggested his thrusts and gyrations. 

Some other facts about Elvis: 

Elvis was born In Tupelo, Mississippi, on January 8, 1935 to Gladys Presley in a two-room house built by her husband, Vernon Presley, and her brother-in-law. Gladys Presley gives birth to twin sons. The first, Jessie Garon, is stillborn. The second, Elvis Aaron, is born alive and healthy. Elvis will be their only child.


Above: Elvis, aged 2, with parents


Above: Elvis's birthplace in Tupelo, Mississippi


Above: Elvis, aged 10, with parents

Elvis purchased his first guitar when he was 11 years old. He wanted a rifle, but his mother convinced him to get a guitar instead. 


Above: Elvis, age 11 

Elvis' famous black hair was dyed - his natural colour was brown. 

In 1947, a local radio show offered a young Elvis (age 12) a chance to sing live on air, but he was too shy to go on. 

At 18, Elvis paid $4 to make his first record, a gift for his mother. 


Above: Elvis, 1953, Yearbook photo 

In 1954, Elvis auditioned for a gospel quartet named the Songfellows. They said no. 

That same year, a local radio DJ played Elvis' version of That's All Right. He went on to play it 13 more times that day, but had trouble convincing his audience that Elvis was white. 


Above: Record cover 

Hear the flip side, Blue Moon of Kentucky, by clicking on: 
It's very good.

His nickname for his manhood was reportedly Little Elvis. 

His breakthrough hit was Heartbreak Hotel, released in 1956 - a song inspired by a newspaper article about a local suicide. 

When performing on TV in 1956, host Milton Berle advised Elvis to perform without his guitar, reportedly saying, "Let 'em see you, son." Elvis' gyrating hips caused outrage across the U.S. and within days he was nicknamed Elvis the Pelvis. 

A Florida judge called Elvis "a savage" that same year because he said that his music was "undermining the youth." He was subsequently forbidden from shaking his body at a gig, so he waggled his finger instead in protest. 

He played only five concerts outside the U.S., all on a 3-day tour of Canada in 1957. Many believe that the reason why he never toured abroad again was that his longtime manager, Colonel Tom Parker, was an illegal immigrant from Holland who would have been deported had he applied for a U.S. passport. 

Col. Parker is said to have always had an eye for talent and for a quick buck - prior to managing Elvis, Parker reportedly painted sparrows yellow to sell them as canaries. 

Elvis was 6 feet tall and wore a size 11 shoe. 

Recording Hound Dog in the studio, Elvis reportedly demanded 31 takes. 

Elvis bought his mansion, Graceland, in Memphis, TN in 1957 for $100,000. It was named by its previous owner after his daughter, Grace. 

Performing "Are You Lonesome Tonight?" in Las Vegas in 1969, Elvis did one of his frequent lyric changes to amuse himself. Instead of "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?", he sang "Do you look at your bald head and wish you had hair?" The version is hilarious and will have you laughing as well. Hear it by clicking on the following link: 

The backing singer, Cissy Houston, never misses a beat, which cracks him up further. 

In 1956, he began his film career with a western, Love Me Tender. His second film, Loving You, featured his parents as audience members. Following his mother's death in 1957, he never watched the film again. He went on to make a total of 31 movies in his career. 


In December 1957, Elvis was drafted into the U.S. Army, earning a $78 monthly salary. During his brief two-year stint on active duty, he was unable to access his music-generated income of $400,000. 


Above: Elvis's goodbye to his parents on going into the Army

 


Above: Elvis with his father

In 1959, while serving overseas in Germany, Elvis (then 24 years old) met his future wife, 14 year-old Priscilla Beaulieu. They were married 8 years later. 



Elvis' 1960 hit "It's Now or Never" so inspired a prisoner who heard it in jail that he vowed to pursue a career in music upon his release. The artist, Barry White, was then serving a 4-month sentence for stealing tyres. 

Elvis and Priscilla's only daughter, Lisa Marie Presley, was born in 1968. Lisa Marie later married Michael Jackson and actor (and Elvis obsessive) Nicholas Cage. Cage is reportedly the only person outside of Presley's immediate family to have ever seen Elvis' Graceland bedroom. 


Above: Lisa Marie Presley with Nicolas Cage

Following his divorce from Priscilla in 1972, Elvis was said to have allowed 'good-looking girls' who waited outside Graceland to enter afterhours. One night it was 152 women! 

Elvis' popularity faded in the 1960's with the rise of the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and others. He successfully relaunched his career with a 1968 television special that came about because Elvis had walked down a busy Los Angeles street and had no one recognize or approach him. 

He was distantly related to former U.S. Presidents Abraham Lincoln and Jimmy Carter. 

Elvis recorded more than 600 songs, but did not write any of them. 


By the way: 


On December 21, 1970, Presley engineered a meeting with President Richard Nixon at the White House. Wearing a purple velvet suit, a gold belt and a Colt. 45 pistol — he came bearing a personal letter to the President explaining his reasons. “I have done an in-depth study of drug abuse and Communist brainwashing techniques and I am right in the middle of the whole thing where I can and will do the most good,” the 35-year-old singer wrote in the letter, which noted that young people see him as one of them, thus making him the perfect person to help fight the war on illegal drugs. “I would love to meet you just to say hello if you’re not too busy.” 

He asked Nixon for a Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs badge, to add to similar items he had begun collecting and to signify official sanction of his patriotic efforts. “The narc badge represented some kind of ultimate power to him,” Priscilla Presley, Elvis’ then-wife, wrote in her memoir Elvis and Me. “With the federal narcotics badge, he [believed he] could legally enter any country both wearing guns and carrying any drugs he wished.” The badge given to Presley, aides later wrote, was an “honorary” one, but Elvis thought it was the real thing. 

Nixon, who apparently found the encounter awkward, expressed a belief that Presley could send a positive message to young people and that it was, therefore, important that he "retain his credibility". Presley told Nixon that The Beatles, whose songs he regularly performed in concert during the era, exemplified what he saw as a trend of anti-Americanism. Presley and his friends previously had a four-hour get-together with The Beatles at his home in Bel Air, California in August 1965. On hearing reports of the meeting, Paul McCartney later said that he "felt a bit betrayed. ... The great joke was that we were taking [illegal] drugs, and look what happened to him", a reference to Presley's early death, linked to prescription drug abuse.

Friday, October 2, 2020

Thought for the Day

 




Funny Friday

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We're now in October in the lead up to Christmas.  More importantly, it's also the lead up the US elections.  What a nasty business politics is. 

Here in Oz we have a long weekend for Labour Day so there's some lightness as well.

Hopefully the following items will also bring some lightness into your day,

Stay safe, readers.

Oh, there is risque humour ahead.

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SOME HUMOUR: 

I want Donald Trump to be my parole officer... 

...he never lets anybody finish a sentence. 
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Interview I had for a job: 

“What would you consider your greatest weakness?" the interviewer asked. 

"My honesty" I replied. 

She laughed: "I don't think honesty could be seen as a weakness!" 

"I don't give a fuck what you think. lady!" 
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is? 

The little boy nodded in the affirmative. 

“Do you understand that what matters is not whether we win or lose, but how we play together as a team?” 

The little boy nodded yes. 

“So,” the coach continued, “I’m sure you know, when a penalty is called, you shouldn’t argue, curse, attack the referee, or call him a pecker-head.” 

Do you understand all that?” 

Again the little boy nodded. 

He continued, “And when I call you off the field so that another boy gets a chance to play, it’s not good sportsmanship to call your coach ‘a dumb arsehole’, is it?” 

Again the little boy nodded. 

“Good,” said the coach. “Now go over there and explain all that to your mother.” 
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Bought my wife a clock for our anniversary. 

Because, there's no present like the time. 
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One hundred years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses. Oh how the stables have turned. 
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My roommate keeps stealing my food so I ground up Pepper and made cupcakes with it. 

Pepper was a dumb thing to name his dog anyway. 

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FROM THE VAULT: 

A man from the city bought himself a farm. 

On his first day at the farm he was walking his acres, discovering the creeks, hills and other features when he came upon a large hole in the ground. He looked inside but he could see only blackness. He picked up a small stone and dropped it into the hole, waiting to hear it strike the bottom to ascertain its depth, but he heard nothing. 

He then dropped in a larger stone, with his ear held over the hole, but again he heard nothing. 

Looking around he noticed a railway sleeper. With some effort he managed to push it into the hole. As he waited to hear the sound of it striking the bottom, a goat ran out from some nearby bushes and charged staright at him. He managed to get out of its way at the last moment but the goat continued straight on, into the hole. 

A short while later a man came by and said to him “’Scuse me, mate, but you haven’t seen a goat around here anywhere, have you?” 

”Well, as a matter of fact I have,” he replied. “A goat came out of those bushes, charged at me and dived into this hole.” 

“Nahh, that wouldn’t be my goat,” he replied, “mine’s tied to a railway sleeper.” 

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LIMERICK OF THE WEEK: 

There was a young lady from Maine 
Who claimed she had men on her brain. 
But you knew from the view, 
As her abdomen grew, 
It was not on her brain that he'd lain. 

This reminds me of: 

There was a young girl of Cape Cod 
Who thought all babies came from God, 
But ’twas not The Almighty 
Who lifted her nightie, 
But Roger the lodger, the sod! 

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GALLERY: 








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CORN CORNER: 

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years? 

Church. 
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There are two trees in the forest, a beech and a birch. One day... 

They notice a small tree has sprouted up inbetween them. The birch says, "Man, that really looks like a son of a beech!" 

The beech retorts, "No way! That's gotta be a son of a birch!" So, they start arguing back and forth "son of a beech" and "son of a birch". 

Eventually, a woodpecker flies by and hears the two trees fighting. He asks the two trees what's wrong and what are they are fighting about. 

The trees explain to the woodpecker that they can't tell if the small tree that sprouted between them is a son of a beech or if it's a son of a birch. 

The woodpecker decides he will settle their argument, once and for all. He tells the tree he will be right back, then flies down to the small tree to check it out. Meanwhile, the beech and birch continue to argue. 

After a while, the wood pecker returns to the two tree and says, "Guys, I've got some news for you; it's not a son of a beech..." The beech tree sighs in relief. 

The woodpecker interjects "...And it's not a son of birch, either!" To which the birch replied, "Thank goodness! What is it, then?" 

The woodpecker blushes and answers, "Well, it's the finest piece of ash that I've ever stuck my pecker into." 
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What's the difference between a fancy dinner party and cannibalism? 

Swapping an "I" for and "O". 

(I didn’t get this either in that I was swapping the letter “I” for “o” in the word cannibalism. I then read an explanation that the substitution is in the word “dinner”. The result is that it becomes Donner Party, he Donner Party, a group of American pioneers who migrated to California in a wagon train. Delayed by a series of mishaps, they spent the winter of 1846–1847 snowbound in the Sierra Nevada mountain range. Some of the migrants resorted to cannibalism to survive, eating the bodies of those who had succumbed to starvation and sickness.) 
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What do you call an eagle that’s not feeling well? 

An Illegal 

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Thursday, October 1, 2020

Quote for the Day


 

Brett’s Monthly and a Pig


It’s that time of the month again, a new month when I post the list of bizarre, unique and special days sent to me by Brett B. 

Brett’s list appears below and you can click on the daily ones to expand. 

Thanks, Brett. 

Month:

  • Adopt a Shelter Dog Month
  • American Pharmacist Month
  • Apple Jack Month
  • Awareness Month
  • Breast Cancer Awareness Month
  • Clergy Appreciation Month
  • Computer Learning Month
  • Cookie Month
  • Domestic Violence Awareness Month
  • Eat Country Ham Month
  • International Drum Month
  • National Diabetes Month
  • National Pizza Month
  • National Vegetarian Month
  • National Popcorn Popping Month
  • Sarcastic Month
  • Seafood Month

Weekly Celebrations:

  • Week 1 Get Organized Week
  • Week 1 Customer Service Week
  • Week 2 Fire Prevention Week
  • Week 2 Pet Peeve Week
  • 14 - 20 Earth Sciences Week
  • Week 3 Pastoral Care Week

 

October, 2020 Daily Holidays, Special and Wacky Days:

October 1

 Chinese Moon Festival - date varies

International Coffee Day

International Day for the Elderly

National Homemade Cookies Day

World Vegetarian Day

October 2

National Custodial Worker Day

Name Your Car Day

World Farm Animals Day

World Smile Day first Friday of month

October 3

International Frugal Fun Day - first Saturday of the month

National Boyfriends Day

Techies Day

Virus Appreciation Day

World Card Making Day - first Saturday of the month

October 4

National Golf Day

National Frappe Day

Oktoberfest in Germany ends, date varies

October 5

Do Something Nice Day

World Teacher's Day

October 6

Come and Take it Day

Mad Hatter Day

Physician Assistant Day

October 7

Bald and Free Day

International Walk to School Day

 National Kale Day - first Wednesday of October

October 8

American Touch Tag Day

Yom Kippur, date varies

October 9

Curious Events Day

Fire Prevention Day

Leif Erikson Day

Moldy Cheese Day

World Egg Day  - second Friday of month

 October 10

International Newspaper Carrier Day

National Angel Food Cake Day

National Motorcycle Ride Day -  second Saturday in October

October 11

It's My Party Day

October 12

Columbus Day - second Monday of month

Cookbook Launch Day

Indigenous People Day - second Monday in October

Old Farmer's Day

Moment of Frustration Day

National Gumbo Day

October 13

International Skeptics Day

Sukkot, at sundown, date varies

October 14

Be Bald and Free Day

 Emergency Nurses Day- second Wednesday of month

National Dessert Day - take an extra helping, or two

National Fossil Day - date varies

National Take Your Parents to Lunch Day - date varies

Take Your Teddy Bear to Work Day -Second Wednesday of month

October 15

 White Cane Safety Day

October 16

Bosses Day

Dictionary Day

October 17

National Pasta Day

Sweetest Day - third Saturday of month

Wear Something Gaudy Day

October 18

National Meatloaf Appreciation Day

No Beard Day

October 19

Evaluate Your Life Day

October 20

Brandied Fruit Day

International Chefs Day    

U.K. National Waiters Day

October 21

Babbling Day

Count Your Buttons Day

International Nacho Day

National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day find a recipe, too.

October 22

National Nut Day

October 23

National Mole Day

TV Talk Show Host Day

October 24

Make a Difference Day-  fourth Saturday of the month, neighbors helping neighbors

National Bologna Day

United Nations Day  

October 25

International Artist Day

Mother-In-Law Day - fourth Sunday in October

Punk for a Day Day

World Opera Day

World Pasta Day

October 26

National Mincemeat Day

October 27

Black Cat Day

National Tell a Story Day - in Scotland and the U.K.

Navy Day

October 28

Plush Animal Lover's Day    

October 29

Hermit Day

National Frankenstein Day

October 30

Frankenstein Friday - last Friday in October

National Candy Corn Day

Mischief Night

October 31

Carve a Pumpkin Day - no surprise here

Halloween

Increase Your Psychic Powers Day___

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Thinking about October brought to mind an old song that starts off about an October evening.  It’s called “The Pig Got Up and Slowly Walked Away”, these are the lyrics: 

One evening in October 
When I was about one-third sober 
And was taking home a load with manly pride 
My poor feet began to stutter 
So I lay down in the gutter 
And a pig came up and lay down by my side 

Then we sang "It's All Fair Weather" 
And "Good Fellows Get Together" 
Till a lady passing by was heard to say 
She says, "You can tell a man who boozes 
By the company he chooses" 
And the pig got up and slowly walked away 

Yes, the pig got up and slowly walked away 
Slowly walked away, slowly walked away 
Yes, the pig got up and he turned and winked at me 
As he slowly walked away 

I also well remember 
One evening in November 
When I was creeping home at break of day 
For in my exhilaration 
I engaged in conversation 
With a cab-horse, right on the corner of Broadway 

I was filled up to the eyeballs 
With a flock of gin and highballs 
So I whispered to the cab-horse old and grey 
I says, "It's these all-night homeward marches 
That gave us both our fallen arches." 
And the old horse laughed and slowly walked away 

Yes, the old horse laughed and slowly walked away 
Slowly walked away, he slowly walked away 
And the old horse laughed and he turned and winked at me 
As he slowly walked away 
As he slowly walked away 

Hear Frank Crumit perform it in this 1934 recording: 

Some alternate verses: 

She said "What a lofely fella", 
Poked the pig with her umbrella 
Then she looked at me awhile and whispered 
"Say, ay tank dis iss hees brudder" 
At my side I felt a shudder 
And the pig got up and slowly walked away 


One morning Pat O'Reilly 
Said to his missus, shyly 
Tonight some friends of mine are dining here 
Said his wife, who comes from Bantree 
"There is nothing in the pantry" 
And the family pig collapsed in mortal fear 

Mrs.Pat said "What the dickens, 
I can kill a pair of chickens, 
Or would pork and sage and onions be ok?" 
"Are these friends some men I'm knowin'?" 
Pat said "Isaac, Stein and Cohen" 
And the pig got up and slowly walked away