Sunday, July 11, 2021

SITESEEING

 

A sampler of items of interest from various internet sites. Click on the links provided to access the items for a more detailed look . . .

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30 Times Hospital Food Was So Bad, People Just Had To Shame It Online

From the Bored Panda article:
If hospitals are supposed to help you get well, then they ought to be doing this in every single way possible. From making the surroundings warm and welcoming to providing you nutritious, wholesome, and homely meals so you can get your strength back as fast as possible. Unfortunately, you Pandas and I all know that this isn't the case. Hospital food is absolutely horrid in a huge number of hospitals. And, frankly, we deserve better.

We wanted to show you just how bad hospital food can get all over the world, so our hard-working team at Bored Panda compiled this list that's bound to make you angry like professional chef Gordon Ramsay. 

The reason why hospital food is so bad and so banal it hurts is because of money. Or rather, the lack of it. And let's not forget the fact that often hospitals don't even make the food that they serve to patients and the staff members themselves; they outsource it. As you're about to find out, there are quite a few things that look as lonely on a plate as two tiny sausages with some parsley.
Sample pics and comment:

This Is The Meal My Wife’s Hospital Had The Audacity To Serve For Nurses Appreciation Week. I Live In Phoenix

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What You Get For Breakfast In A Hungarian Hospital

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Hospital Administration Told Us They'd Be Treating Us To Dinner During Our Shift. "Dinner" Is One Individual, Frozen, Uncooked Meatloaf Per Person. This Is Georgia/


(One commenter wrote “It looks like something they removed from a patient.”)
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Hospital Food In Italy

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You get the idea, click on the link below for more horror images.
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Source:
Bored Panda
July 6, 2021

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Meth Pollution in Waterways Turns Trout Into Junkies

From the Smithsonian Magazine article:
Meth use has skyrocketed in the United States and Europe in recent years, especially during the pandemic. But meth isn’t completely absorbed when consumed, eventually exiting the body in excrement. In their current state, wastewater treatment plants aren’t equipped to remove this kind of contaminant. As a result, meth-laced sewage water released back into the environment still contains high levels of the substance.

Researchers studied the effects of the drug on brown trout by replicating meth-polluted wastewater conditions in the lab. The trout were forced to quit cold turkey after two months of swimming in meth-y waters and were seen to exhibit symptoms of withdrawal. Traces of meth were also found in the trout’s brains up to ten days after the exposure.

The researchers also gave meth-doped trout and clean trout the option of entering either a stream contaminated with meth or another without. Compared to the clean trout, meth-exposed trout preferred to return to the stream with the drug, which the researchers inferred as a sign of addiction.

The observed change in trout behavior due to meth consumption could be detrimental for trout in the wild. Torpid trout could have difficulties finding food, adhering to their usual migration patterns and finding mates. They may even be sitting ducks for predators. Trout addicts could also deliberately seek out sources of the drug, which may encourage them to congregate around wastewater treatment areas. The shift in trout distribution in their natural habitats will ripple across the food web and affect the broad range of predators that feed on them. Trout are important food sources to birds, other fish and even humans.
Source:
Smithsonian Magazine
July 9, 2021

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Embroidered Landscapes Capture the Stillness of Pastoral Life through Dense Knots and Stitches

From the article:
French knots, chain stitches, and straight lines become peaceful countrysides and abandoned shacks overrun by moss and vines in Katrin Vates’s embroideries. Using bleached canvas as a base, Vates works with thread in natural color palettes of greens or autumnal hues that she lays in variable lengths and thicknesses: she conveys a glistening ocean through flat, even stitches in blues and white, while tufts of neutral tones become cropped fields and dried bushes. Vates rarely sketches a preliminary design and never attaches a hoop, which allows more freedom to adjust both the image and the ways weather and sunlight impact the scenes.
Some pics:







Source:
Colossal
July 9, 2021

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50 Times People Showed How They Remade Things Instead Of Throwing Them Away And The Internet Applauded Them

This Kind Man Is Recycling Old Camp Coolers To Make Warm Kitty Shelters For Winter! How Cool Is This?!

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The School Security Guard Decided To Save The Discarded Benches And Gave Them A Second Life

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Earrings Who Lost Their Mates Turned Into A Charm Bracelet

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Made A Bag For My Mom's Yarn From Old Window Screen

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Old Handmade Writing Desk Turned Into A Changing Table For The New Nursery

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Source:
Bored Panda
July 6, 2021




Saturday, July 10, 2021

QUOTE FOR THE DAY


“I declare this thing open, whatever it is.” 

- Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh, 
on a visit to Canada in 1969


Bonus quote:

“It looks like a tart’s bedroom.” 

- Prince Phillip, on seeing plans for 
the Duke and Duchess of York’s house 
at Sunninghill Park in 1988

Bonus image:


Prince Phillip's retirement from public life.

BUILDINGS, CONTINUED

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INDEPENDENCE TEMPLE, MISSOURI, USA:


The Temple in Independence, Missouri, is a house of worship and education "dedicated to the pursuit of peace".

It dominates the skyline of Independence and has become the focal point of the headquarters of the Community of Christ (formerly the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints). The temple was built by the Community of Christ in response to a revelation presented at their 1984 World Conference by church prophet-president Wallace B. Smith. The revelation was the culmination of instructions shared over the course of more than 150 years by prior prophet-presidents recognized by the Community of Christ. Groundbreaking for the temple took place on April 6, 1990, and the completed structure was dedicated on April 17, 1994.

The temple evokes the spiral shell of the nautilus with a stainless steel spire that rises 300 feet (91 m). The facility displays art which comprises a collection of modern and traditional religious art from around the world. The temple's main sanctuary has seating for approximately 1,600. The massive bronze exit doors carry the church seal depicting the peaceful lion, lamb, and child from Isaiah 11:6 and the word "PEACE". The wide steps open up onto a world plaza with global map of inlaid brick.

The public is welcomed to the temple, where there is a Daily Prayer for Peace at 1:00 p.m. on behalf of a selected nation of the world. The building has become a popular attraction with guided tours available. Approximately 60,000 people visit the temple each year.



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ZAYED NATIONAL MUSEUM, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES:


Presently under construction, the building was conceived as a monument and memorial to the late Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, the founding president of the UAE. The museum is planned to be the centrepiece of the Saadiyat Island Cultural District and will showcase the history, culture, and economic transformation of the Emirates. Five solar thermal towers will act as chimneys to draw cool air through the building, the towers being shaped like falcon wings to commemorate Zayed's love of falconry.



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BASKET BUILDING, OHIO, USA:


This building has previously featured in Bytes but is included for an update.

Opened in 1997, the building was the brainchild of exec (or basket case?) Dave Longaberger, head of the Longaberger basket company. The building was the company headquarters and once packed in 500 Longaberger employees, but those numbers dwindled as the company shrunk from its peak of a $1 billion company with more than 8,000 employees in 2000. It permanently closed doors and put away the baskets in 2018.

The building, modelled on the Longaberger medium market basket, has 75-ton handles, a 7-story atrium, 141-seat auditorium, multiple conference rooms, multiple loading docks and bays, warehouse and storage areas, 555-space paved parking lot and 25 underground parking spaces.

Since the company left its headquarters, many have commented on the deterioration of the building exterior and the surrounding grounds, which were once immaculate.

In December 2017, the building was purchased by Steve Coon, a Canton, Ohio–based developer who owns Coon Restoration, and his partner, Bobby George, of Cleveland. By November 2018, the pair had put it up for sale. In 2019, the building had not sold and Coon announced plans to turn the building into a luxury hotel and has been working toward having the building added to the National Register of Historic Places. Unfortunately COVID killed that idea as well, the property being back on the market for sale with a $6.5m asking price.




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CYBERTECTURE EGG OFFICE, INDIA:


The Cybertecture Egg is a 13-story commercial building located in Mumbai, Maharashtra, India. The building was designed with sustainability in mind and has 33,000 sqm of office space, an elevated garden, and three levels of basement with 400 parking spaces, all in about 15% less space than a traditional office building. The building was designed by a firm based in Hong Kong and boasts of an iconic architecture complimented with environmental design, excellent control systems, and evolutionary engineering. These features create the most exclusive building for the city of Mumbai.


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THE CAPITAL, MUMBAI:


Speaking of eggs in Mumbai, here is another.

The Capital is a 19-story building situated in Bandra Kurla Complex, Mumbaim being a commercial building with a mixture of offices, retail and hospitality spaces. It features the world’s largest automated car parking system. The same chap as designed the Cybertecture Egg, James Law, designed The Capital Egg. What is this fascination with eggs?? Un ouef is un ouef.


The egg part is used to project news.

I wonder where his inspiration came from? . . .



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EARTH HOUSE, SWITZERLAND:


Earth House is an architectural marvel styled through the natural terrains for forming the walls of a house. These are homes erected into hillsides, with banked earth situated on the top of the basic structures.

Earth houses are not a new invention. The Native Americans of North America dug dwellings into the ground in the autumn of every year. They covered the opening with tree trunks, grass and soil. A hole in the roof provided the necessary lighting and ventilation. The mound houses are different from this type of building. These are houses that are constructed above ground and then are covered with soil. The Vikings provided the model for this.


Pawnee earth-lodge


Manner of construction of Native American earth-lodge


Viking turf house

The modern form of earth houses was developed, among others, by the renowned Swiss architect Peter Vetsch , who built his first house made of soil in 1974. His dome-shaped residential buildings consist of the following elements:
  • a fine-meshed expanding metal mesh, which is welded onto the support reinforcements,
  • one layer of shotcrete,
  • a 20-centimeter thick polyurethane, rigid foam insulation,
  • a non-woven material mat and
  • a layer of soil with a thickness of 50 centimetres and three metres.
Large window fronts provide for sufficient light inside. The building is thus incorporated into the landscape and also meets the conditions for safe and comfortable living.


An elaborate earth house, no, wait, that’s Bilbo Baggins’ house.


Earth House, Switzerland





Friday, July 9, 2021

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

 


FUNNY FRIDAY

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Some risqué, in fact positively raucous, ones today folks so venture on at your peril, both in being offended and being denied entry through the Pearly Gates . . .

Stay safe and well.

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SOME HUMOUR:

After dying the anti-vaxxer meets God. "God, please tell me who is behind the conspiracy to give people autism with vaccines?"

"Nobody," says God. "There is no conspiracy, and vaccines do not cause autism."

"THEY GOT TO YOU TOO?! HOW FAR UP DOES THIS GO?!"
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An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Please, may I come with him tomorrow?'
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A mother and her young son were driving in their car when a dildo suddenly flies outta nowhere and hits the windshield, the mother trying to not ruin the child’s innocence says “it was just a bug sweetie, don’t worry”

The kid replies saying “How it even got off the ground with a dick that big amazes me.”
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I finally got the courage to go to a premature ejaculators support group...

When I arrived at the conference room, no one was there. I felt tricked, bamboozled and hurt.

Then, out of nowhere a janitor peeks his head in. He tells me the meeting won’t be starting for another hour. Turns out I came too early.
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While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over the limit), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" 

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop said "What..... a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."

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One Friday night Bob's four teenage daughter were all going out on dates.

Bob told his daughters, "As soon as your dates arrive, I'll talk to them. If I don't like them, I'll shoot them."

The doorbell rang and Bob answered the door, shotgun in hand. "Who are you?" Bob asked. The boy said, "My name is Teddy. I am going steady with Betty. We are getting spaghetti. Is she ready?" Bob nodded in approval. So off went Teddy and Betty to get spaghetti.

The doorbell rang again. Bob answered the door, shotgun still in hand. "Who is this?" Bob said. The boy said, "My name is Joe. I want you to know that I'm taking Flo to the show. Can we go? Yes or No?" Bob nodded his approval. So off went Joe and Flo to the show.

Just then the doorbell rang. Bob answered. The boy at the door said "My name is Nate. I hope I am not late for my date with Kate. We are going to skate which I think is great." Bob nodded in approval. So off went Nate and Kate to skate.

The doorbell rang a fourth time. Bob answered, with shotgun still in hand. "Who is this?" Bob asked. The boy said, "My name is Chuck."

Those were Chuck's last words.
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An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he spots a Preacher baptizing people in the river.

He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the Preacher...

The Preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

The drunk shouts, ' Hicc..yes, I am.'

So the Preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.

He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't found Jesus.'

The Preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him Into the water again for a little longer.

He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus my brother?'

The drunk again answers, 'No, I haven't Found Jesus.'

By this time the Preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again ---

But this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs so he pulls him up.

The Preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God, have you found Jesus..!!?'

The drunk wipes his eyes, catches his breath, and says to the Preacher, 'now tell me this, are you sure this is where he fell in' ?

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A man wanted to be dismissed from jury duty, but none of his excuses worked. So on the day of the trial, he asked to approach the bench.

"Your Honour," he said, "I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against the defendant."

"Oh?" the judge asked.

"Yes!" the man replied. "I took one look at the man in the blue suit with those beady eyes and that dishonest face, and I thought, 'He's a crook! He's 100% guilty.' So, your Honour, I couldn't possibly be on this jury!"

The judge replied, "Get back in the jury box. You are just the kind of juror we are seeking--a good judge of character."

The man protested, "How can you say that?"

"Because," the judge said, "that man is the defendant's lawyer."

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LIMERICK OF THE WEEK:

My god, a clean one . . .

Use your fingers and rotate the cob,
Add some butter, a generous glob,
Eat across or around,
But one thing that I've found,
Corn is best when you eat like a slob

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CORN CORNER:



My little cousin asked me “Why do stars die?” 
I told him: "Well, they usually overdose."

I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail.
But apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

In most cartoons I watched, characters were able to come back from near death by having water splashed on their face.
On a completely unrelated note, I am no longer allowed at funerals…


Thursday, July 8, 2021

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

 


THE J CURVE: WILL ROGERS


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Friend and fellow trivia player John P has emailed me a list of some of the sayings and words of the great Will Rogers.

Because John is a regular contributor, I am posting his items under a new category called The J Curve, the curve being a smile.

Thanks for the contribution, J.

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By way of an introduction, here is a brief bio on Will Rogers from Wikipedia . . .


William Penn Adair Rogers (1879 – 1935) was an American stage and film actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humourist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma. He was a Cherokee citizen born in the Cherokee Nation, Indian Territory.

Known as "Oklahoma's Favourite Son", Rogers was born to a Cherokee family in Indian Territory (now part of Oklahoma). As an entertainer and humourist, he travelled around the world three times, made 71 films (50 silent films and 21 "talkies"), and wrote more than 4,000 nationally syndicated newspaper columns.

By the mid-1930s, Rogers was hugely popular in the United States for his leading political wit and was the highest paid of Hollywood film stars. He died in 1935 with aviator Wiley Post when their small airplane crashed in northern Alaska.

Rogers's vaudeville rope act led to success in the Ziegfeld Follies, which in turn led to the first of his many movie contracts. His 1920s syndicated newspaper column and his radio appearances increased his visibility and popularity. Rogers crusaded for aviation expansion and provided Americans with first-hand accounts of his world travels. His earthy anecdotes and folksy style allowed him to poke fun at gangsters, prohibition, politicians, government programs, and a host of other controversial topics in a way that found general acclaim from a national audience with no one offended. His aphorisms, couched in humorous terms, were widely quoted: "I am not a member of an organized political party. I am a Democrat."

One of Rogers's most famous sayings was "I never met a man I didn't like" and he even provided an epigram on this famous epigram:
When I die, my epitaph, or whatever you call those signs on gravestones, is going to read: "I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I dident [sic] like." I am so proud of that, I can hardly wait to die so it can be carved.
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The item provided by J:

Never Squat with your Spurs On

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash in Alaska with bush pilot Wiley Post, was one of the greatest political country/cowboy sages the USA has known.

Some of his sayings:

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

The moral : When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've travelled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable and relaxed.

Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf. 

 And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.