Thursday, May 5, 2022

STREET ART

French street artist scaf, also known as scaf-oner, likes to transform abandoned places using detailed realism. Not only are his works frequently scary, even terrifying, they are amazing to view. Sometimes it is hard to believe that they are not actually 3D but art on flat surfaces.

Here are examples, from:





































Wednesday, May 4, 2022

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 


STAR WARS DAY






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My wife screamed at me, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I'm leaving you."

"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.
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My son Luke loves that I named my children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much.
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My friend asked me if the next Star Wars movies were going to be in 3D

"Yes" I replied "...but they R2D2."
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Why did Star Wars come out in the order of 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8,9?

In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
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I asked my girlfriend to dress up as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy roleplaying fun.

I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked.

"Love, Jabba the Hutt is not my favourite Star Wars character," I exclaimed.

"Fuck off" she shouted, "I haven't got dressed yet."
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If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars puns...

Then you’re looking in Alderaan places
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Did you hear they finally revealed Yoda's surname on that new Star Wars show??

I can't believe it's Layheehoo.
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My wife says she's leaving me because of my 'Obsession with Star Wars'.

I said 'Please don't go, honey. You're the Obi-Wan for me.'
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Droids claim they were molested by George Lucas during filming for Star Wars...

#R2MeToo
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Here's another pic of Billy Joel with harmonica . . . 





. . . and one that is particularly appropriate for our forthcoming election on May 21 . . . 





Tuesday, May 3, 2022

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 


STREET MESSAGES

. . . "The words of the prophets
Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls . . . "

- Simon and Garfunkel, Sounds of Silence

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Monday, May 2, 2022

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

 




AESOP AND RICKY NELSON

 


The Miller, his Son and their Ass

One day, a long time ago, an old Miller and his Son were on their way to market with an Ass which they hoped to sell. They drove him very slowly, for they thought they would have a better chance to sell him if they kept him in good condition. As they walked along the highway some travellers laughed loudly at them.

“What foolishness,” cried one, “to walk when they might as well ride. The most stupid of the three is not the one you would expect it to be.”

The Miller did not like to be laughed at, so he told his son to climb up and ride.

They had gone a little farther along the road, when three merchants passed by.

“Oho, what have we here?” they cried. “Respect old age, young man! Get down, and let the old man ride.”

Though the Miller was not tired, he made the boy get down and climbed up himself to ride, just to please the Merchants.

At the next turnstile they overtook some women carrying market baskets loaded with vegetables and other things to sell.

“Look at the old fool,” exclaimed one of them. “Perched on the Ass, while that poor boy has to walk.”

The Miller felt a bit vexed, but to be agreeable he told the Boy to climb up behind him.


They had no sooner started out again than a loud shout went up from another company of people on the road.

“What a crime,” cried one, “to load up a poor dumb beast like that! They look more able to carry the poor creature, than he to carry them.”

“They must be on their way to sell the poor thing’s hide,” said another.

The Miller and his Son quickly scrambled down, and a short time later, the market place was thrown into an uproar as the two came along carrying the Donkey slung from a pole. A great crowd of people ran out to get a closer look at the strange sight.


The Ass did not dislike being carried, but so many people came up to point at him and laugh and shout, that he began to kick and bray, and then, just as they were crossing a bridge, the ropes that held him gave way, and down he tumbled into the river.

The poor Miller now set out sadly for home.

By trying to please everybody, he had pleased nobody, and lost his Ass besides.

Moral

If you try to please all, you please none.
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Aesop's Fables are credited to Aesop, a slave and storyteller believed to have lived in ancient Greece between 620 and 564 BCE.

2.500 years later, singer and once teen-idol Ricky Nelson said much the same in a hit song. The 1972 song, written by him, is called “Garden Party” and tells the story of Nelson being booed at a concert at Madison Square Garden. It was Nelson's last Top 40 hit, reaching 6 on the U.S. Billboard charts.

Hear the sing by clicking on:

Some trivia:

A 1971 concert at Madison Square Garden in New York City (the garden party referred to) included many greats of the early rock era, including Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, and Bobby Rydell.

When it was Nelson’s turn on stage, he was dressed in the then-current fashion, wearing bell-bottoms and a purple velvet shirt, with his hair hanging down to his shoulders. He started playing his older songs like "Hello Mary Lou", but then he played the Rolling Stones' "Country Honk" (a country version of their hit song "Honky Tonk Women") and the crowd began to boo.

Some reports say that the booing was caused by police action in the back of the audience.

Nelson thought it was directed at him, sang another song and then left the building, failing to appear onstage for the finale.

The lyrics contain the lines:
When I sang a song about a honky-tonk, it was time to leave

If you gotta play at garden parties, I wish you a lotta luck
But if memories were all I sang, I rather drive a truck.
The last words are a reference to Elvis Presley, who worked for a time as a truck driver. Elvis was famously told after several failed auditions to "stick to truck driving because you're never going to make it as a singer"

What does that have to do with Aesop?

The repeated chorus in Nelson's song is:
But it's all right now, I've learned my lesson well
You see, you can't please everyone, so you've got to please yourself

Ricky Nelson with John Wayne in the 1959 movie Rio Bravo

(If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favour - find it somewhere, on Netflix, Youtube, DVD or whatever and watch it, well worth it for the performances of Wayne, Nelson, Dean Martin and Walter Brennan).













Sunday, May 1, 2022

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

“I cannot endure to waste anything so precious as autumnal sunshine by staying in the house."

- Nathaniel Hawthorne

Avenue of autumn trees at Lake George near Canberra, Australia




MAY


Some May facts and trivia:

May is the fifth month of the year in Julian and Gregorian calendars, has 31 days and is a month of spring.

May is believed to have been named after the Greek goddess of fertility known as Maia. Ovid, the Roman poet, however, believed that May was named for the maiores (the elderly) and June for the iuniores (the youth).

No month other than May ever begins or ends on the same day of the week, in the same year. It may match with the months of the following year.

May is the month of Autumn in the Southern Hemisphere, and spring in the Northern Hemisphere.

May Day is a public holiday in some regions, usually celebrated on 1 May or the first Monday of May. It is an ancient festival marking the first day of summer, and a current traditional spring holiday in many European cultures. Dances, singing, and cake are usually part of the festivities.

More UK prime ministers have been born in May than in any other month… Nine. Theresa May isn’t one of them, she was born in October.

The 4th of May (May the Fourth. . . work it out) is commonly known as Star Wars day. Star Wars fans use this as an excuse to rewatch the movies.

Bob Dylan, Dwayne Johnson, John F Kennedy, George Clooney and Adele are some of the famous people that were born in the month of May.

People born between the 1st and 20th of May are Taurus and are known as smart, trustworthy, and ambitious. People who are born on the 21st and after are Gemini, who are believed to be more dynamic and passionate.

Research conducted by the University of Columbia has shown that people who are born in May have a lower risk of acquiring respiratory, neurological, cardiovascular, and reproductive diseases.

There is a cheese rolling contest to celebrate May Day in the town of Stilton, UK.

The traditional flower of May is known as Lily of the Valley.

There are many holidays besides ‘Star Wars Day’ in the month of May. These include ‘International Hamburger Day’ and ‘Dance Like A Chicken Day’.

Emerald is the birthstone associated with May. This signifies youth and rebirth and is primarily mined in countries such as Brazil, Zambia, Colombia, and Afghanistan.

Although May is the fifth month of the year, it was the third month in early Roman calendars.

Morris Dancing is seen as a traditional dance during the month of May. It’s a form of folk dancing performed by groups of men or women, using bells, handkerchiefs, and maypoles.

On the whole, May will be a lovely month to get married in, but an old verse used to say ‘Marry in May and you’ll rue the day’.

According to an old Cornish superstition, it was unlucky to buy a new broom in this month. And so was washing a blanket.

Some people believed that if you got up on May 1st and washed your face in the May dew, it would remove all freckles and pimples, giving you a great complexion.

Another belief was that babies born in May would be sick all through their childhood, and cats born in May wouldn’t catch rodents but rather bring home snakes.

Mayday is an emergency procedure word used internationally as a distress signal in voice-procedure radio communications. Convention requires the word be repeated three times in a row during the initial emergency declaration ("Mayday mayday mayday") to prevent it being mistaken for some similar-sounding phrase under noisy conditions, and to distinguish an actual mayday call from a message about a mayday call. The "mayday" procedure word was adopted as a distress call for pilots and air traffic controllers in the early 1920s for voice use to replace SOS. "Mayday" was used as the phonetic equivalent of the French m'aidez ("help me") or m'aider (a short form of venez m'aider, "come [and] help me").

In 1889, May Day was chosen as the date for International Workers' Day by the socialists and communists of the Second International, as well as anarchists, labor activists, and leftists in general around the world, to commemorate the Haymarket affair in Chicago and the struggle for an eight-hour working day. International Workers' Day is also called "May Day", but it is a different celebration from the traditional May Day.
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By the way:

The Haymarket Affair

The Haymarket affair (also known as the Haymarket massacre, the Haymarket riot, the Haymarket Square riot, or the Haymarket Incident) was the aftermath of a bombing that took place at a labor demonstration on May 4, 1886, at Haymarket Square in Chicago, Illinois, United States. It began as a peaceful rally in support of workers striking for an eight-hour work day, the day after police killed one and injured several workers. An unknown person threw a dynamite bomb at the police as they acted to disperse the meeting, and the bomb blast and ensuing gunfire resulted in the deaths of seven police officers and at least four civilians; dozens of others were wounded.

In the internationally publicized legal proceedings that followed, eight anarchists were convicted of conspiracy. The evidence was that one of the defendants may have built the bomb, but none of those on trial had thrown it, and only two of the eight were at the Haymarket at the time. Seven were sentenced to death and one to a term of 15 years in prison. Illinois Governor Richard J. Oglesby commuted two of the sentences to terms of life in prison; another committed suicide in jail rather than face the gallows. The other four were hanged on November 11, 1887. In 1893, Illinois Governor John Peter Altgeld pardoned the remaining defendants and criticized the trial.

The Haymarket Affair is generally considered significant as the origin of International Workers' Day held on May 1, and it was also the climax of the social unrest among the working class in America known as the Great Upheaval. According to labor historian William J. Adelman:

No single event has influenced the history of labor in Illinois, the United States, and even the world, more than the Chicago Haymarket Affair. It began with a rally on May 4, 1886, but the consequences are still being felt today. Although the rally is included in American history textbooks, very few present the event accurately or point out its significance.

The site of the incident was designated a Chicago landmark in 1992,[ and a sculpture was dedicated there in 2004. In addition, the Haymarket Martyrs' Monument was designated a National Historic Landmark in 1997 at the defendants' burial site in Forest Park.

Gallery:


This 1886 engraving was the most widely reproduced image of the Haymarket massacre. It shows Methodist pastor Samuel Fielden speaking, the bomb exploding, and the riot beginning simultaneously; in reality, Fielden had finished speaking before the explosion.



Newspaper engraving of the time


Haymarket Square, Chicago.


Haymarket Martyrs Memorial, Forest Home Cemetery, Forest Park, IL

The inscription at the base reads:
"The day will come when our silence will be more powerful than the voices you are throttling today." 
 They were the last words of August Spies, recorded just before his execution by hanging.


Portrait of August Spies, one of the defendants who was charged with murder in the Haymarket Anarchists Trial, 1886. This was his appearance at the time of his conviction in 1886.


The May 1886 events are commemorated in Chicago by a memorial on Desplaines Street, north of Randolph Street: A bronze statue of a wagon that served as a speakers' platform during the labor meeting.


Sketch of seven of the eight men arrested in response to the bombing.

Eight men were arrested in the days following the rally on charges of murder in connection with the unknown bomber. Several of the men were not even at the rally that evening and had witnesses to prove they were nowhere near Haymarket Square when the bomb was thrown. The arrests sent shockwaves throughout the country and led to a controversial trial.


The sevn police who died and an image of the bombing.