Wednesday, May 18, 2022

UGLY WEEK: MORE UGLY BELGIAN HOUSES

Bytes has previously posted a number of instalments of photographs of ugly Belgian houses. Belgium’s lack of planning constraints fuels a culture of the grotesque and the banal, inspiring architect Hannes Coudenys to record and post them on Facebook, as well as in coffee table books.

The Facebook pages are at:

Some more images and reader comments. . . 
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Reader comments:

As a person who lives there... I can tell that the bus part is actually a brick building with a fake facade. On the inside it's just a regular room (except at the driver side there is a fake dashboard and wheel for the kids to play) It was used as a business building, Schoolcare in the week and themed birthday parties in the weekend.
The reason why:
My mother couldn't continue her job as a nurse due to a neck injury and became fysicly disabled. She still wanted to work so we've extended our home with a space for my mom to continue a job as entertainer and carer for kids.
But we had to close it down because she fysicly couldn't anymore.
We know it's not as well maintained anymore as it used to be, we are sorry for that.

thanks, it’s an amazing house and I am sorry about your Mum

what a lovely idea, both from your mum's point of view and for the kids who were entertained/cared for in it.

And Γ  Tardis ?

this is freedom, like the young ones started a architect office

Most of them aren't too bad. I even like a couple. But they do all have "personality"!!

I know this house. You can say many things about it, but only a joyless person could find it actually "ugly".

Extra points for creativity... I just want to know these people. ❤

Generated with AI? The tree looks fake.

Terrible that air conditioning on top of that beautiful bus 😜

Love it. Free spirits & autonomous

Where's Big Ben?

It surely will include crumpets and tea. Pip-pip tally-hoo!
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Living the Asbestos dream!

As a kid, I once watched workers cut Eternit roof tiles down to size on a table saw. You could see the dust in the air. Nobody wore masks.

I would say, back to square one with the design.

It's not complete, they didn't do the roof.

It is like amalgam fillings - don’t remove them if it’s not a problem. Eternit only releases asbestos-dust if you brake the plates, while removing them. There is a danger with all asbestos products, but when it comes to eternit, it’s a bit outta proportions. That house only needs a paint job - acrylic paint - latex or oil-base won’t stick.

The lizard house! (scales)
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Change the name of this community into Extraordinary Belgian Houses? Or Examples of Belgian Architecture?

Would that be half a lobotomy?

It’s all downhill from here… oh, wait 😡

The architect was feeling wavey…

Judging by all the black trails, kickass air circulation in there too. *Come rent a room here, and we'll shorten your lifespan at no extra charge!'

Isn't that just a ramp for skating?

Or when the children leave the house ... πŸ˜‰

That not truly ugly.
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To go into the attic, provide a vomit bag.

When you attempt your first perspective drawing

Spawn of Escher and DalΓ­.

When you don´t live on the corner but in one...

Please tell me this is Photoshopped

There's probably a good reason for all those odd angles... or not: this is Belgium!

A true marvel of engineering

1st prize architecture....

Alcohol is always been a real problem amongst Belgian architects.
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Is it a diversion? The motive in the fence looks pretty familiar.....

Is it allowed to post dick pics in Facebook?

It’s just an unintended coincidence πŸ˜‚

If you can get past the lockbox and through the unkempt bush, you can thrust up through the wide-open windows smiling down upon you?

This house is a magnificent erection

Misses a sign: erected in ...
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The following pics are without reader comments . . .




























My comment re the above pic: that off-centre solar panel installation really bothers me




And, in a homage to architects . . .

“I declare this thing open, whatever it is.”

- Prince Phillip, on a visit to Canada in 1969.








Tuesday, May 17, 2022

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

 


UGLY WEEK: WORD & PHRASE ORIGINS

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The ugly stick:

According to the Urban Dictionary, the ugly stick is a stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.

Sample expression:

He’s so ugly, he’s been hit by the ugly stick too many times.

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The Ugly Tree:

Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from ugly trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.

Sample expressions:

Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.

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The word “ugly” comes from the Scandanavian Old Norse “uglike” in the 13th century where it had meanings of frightful or horrible in appearance, giving rise to “uggligr “ meaning dreadful, fearful," and “uggr” meaning fear, apprehension and dread. The meaning of very unpleasant to look at dates from the late 14th century.

The expression “ugly duckling” is from the story by Hans Christian Andersen, first translated from Danish to English in 1846.

The term “Ugly American”, meaning a US citizen who behaves offensively abroad, was first recorded 1958 as a book title.

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I have been unable to determine the origin or the first usage of the expressions ugly stick and ugly tree.

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Wikipedia records that ugly stick is also a traditional Newfoundland musical instrument fashioned out of household and tool shed items, typically a mop handle with bottle caps, tin cans, small bells and other noise makers. The instrument is played with a drum stick or notched stick and has a distinctive sound. The ugly stick likely only became familiar to Newfoundland and Labrador audiences in the early 1980s.

An example of the Newfoundland ugly stick.

If that looks and sounds similar, think Australian lagerphone, where it is so named fore the beer bottle caps fixed to the broom handle, used by Australian folk groups:



There are even similar aboriginal instruments made using shells instead of bottle caps.

The ugly stick musical instrument name is not related to the other expressions.

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A story about an ugly tree in a forest:

Once, a big forest had many trees. There were trees like the fir, pine and several others.

They were all happy as Christmas was near. But there was also a crooked tree in the forest.

He was ugly and had grown very old. The other trees did not like him. They made fun of him and said, “You spoil the beauty of the entire forest.

All the other trees are lovely but you are extremely ugly.”

The crooked tree felt hurt, but did not say anything.

One day, the Queen sent her men in the forest to gather wood to make furniture for the palace.

The men cut all the trees for wood.

When they came to the crooked tree, they thought, ‘This tree is not good for furniture. Let us leave it.”

The crooked tree was relieved.

He thanked God for his ugly looks as it saved his life!

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Monday, May 16, 2022

QUOTE FOR THE DAY


Ugly is a word that should only be used to describe sin and never used to describe people.

Ritu Ghatourey


Ritu Ghatourey is an Indian author best known for her quotes.


UGLY WEEK: GARDENS

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Today marks the beginning of what I have decided will be Ugly Week, as the name implies, a week devoted to various things ugly.








Not to be outdone, here are some ‘Shit Gardens Australia’ from Landscape Australia . . . 



















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