Sunday, September 11, 2022

OF CABBAGES AND KINGS . . .


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The time has come,' the Walrus said,
To talk of many things:
Of shoes — and ships — and sealing-wax —
Of cabbages — and kings —
And why the sea is boiling hot —
And whether pigs have wings.'

- Lewis Carroll, The Walrus and the Carpenter, Through the Looking-Glass

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Reader writes:

Byter John P sent me an email taking me to task for referring to our new king as King Charles 111.

John’s email:
Charles 111?
Did I miss the post-Stuart kings Charles III to CX, or were you using roamin' numerals?
Boom, boom!
I am still not sure what John is telling me, however, I note the following:


Charles I (1600 – 1649) was King of England, Scotland, and Ireland from 27 March 1625 until his execution in 1649 for treason as part of the English Civil War. Unlike other civil wars in England, which were mainly fought over who should rule, these civil war conflicts conflicts were also concerned with how the three Kingdoms of England, Scotland and Ireland should be governed. The outcome was threefold:
- the trial of and execution of Charles I (1649);
- the exile of his son, Charles II (1651); and
- the replacement of English monarchy with the Commonwealth of England, which from 1653 (as the Commonwealth of England, Scotland, and Ireland) unified the British Isles under the personal rule of Oliver Cromwell (1653–1658) and briefly his son Richard (1658–1659).


Charles II (1630 – 1685) was King of Scotland from 1649 until 1651, and King of England, Scotland and Ireland from the 1660 Restoration of the monarchy until his death in 1685. Traditionally considered one of the most popular English kings,[1] Charles is known as the Merry Monarch, a reference to the liveliness and hedonism of his court. He acknowledged at least 12 illegitimate children by various mistresses, but left no legitimate children and was succeeded by his brother, James.


Charles III (Charles Philip Arthur George) (1948 - ) is King of the United Kingdom and 14 other Commonwealth realms. He acceded to the throne on 8 September 2022 upon the death of his mother, Elizabeth II.

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Our Charles is the oldest and the longest-serving heir apparent in British history and the longest-serving Prince of Wales, having held the title from 26 July 1958 until his accession.

At 73 years of age, Charles is also the oldest person ever to assume the British throne, a record previously held since 1830 by William IV at age 64.

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Word origin:

The English term “king” is derived from the Anglo-Saxon “cyning”, which in turn is derived from the Common Germanic “kuningaz”. It is a derivation from the Old English “cynn”, the literal meaning being “descendant of noble kin", or perhaps "son or descendant of one of noble birth".

There is also a view that the word "king" is the distorted pronunciation of the Latin concept of caesar (Caesar, Caesar), which came to Russian through Byzantium.

In Old English, the term was used for chiefs of Anglian and Saxon tribes or clans, of the heads of states they founded, and of the British and Danish chiefs they fought.

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Card Kings:


Playing cards appeared in Europe in the late medieval period, probably in the second half of the 14th century. Designs varied from country to country and from period to period. In Germany queens were removed entirely, and the original symbols were replaced with bells, hearts, leaves and acorns. French craftsmen learned new techniques to make the production of cards more efficient, and it was their designs that began to dominate within Europe. They reintroduced the queen, but kept some of the German icons to represent the suits, establishing the symbols that are so familiar today: hearts, spades, clubs and diamonds.

By the early 17th century, they had settled on four key figures as kings that resonated with France’s self image:
  • The king of hearts was identified as Charlemagne, the iconic French hero who unified the Franks and created the great Carolingian Empire. This was a reminder of France’s great past and the longevity of its monarchy.
  • The biblical figure of David was the king of spades, representing the triumph of the righteous over the strong.
  • The king of diamonds was represented by Julius Caesar, Roman hero and the conqueror of Gaul.
  • The king of clubs was Alexander, the ancient Greek leader who defeated the Persians and conquered lands as far away as the Hindu Kush.
Evolution of the King of Hearts

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The Kings and Queens of England:

Willie, Willie, Harry, Ste
Harry, Dick, John, Harry Three
One, Two, Three Neds, Richard Two
Henry Four, Five, Six, then who?
Edward Four, Five, Dick the Bad
Harrys twain and Ned the lad
Mary, Bessie, James the Vain
Charlie, Charlie, James again
William and Mary, Anne Gloria
Four Georges, William and Victoria
Edward, George, Repeat the twain
Liz The Second, Charles again.

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The Houses:

A mnemonic to remember the sequence of English and British royal houses or dynasties.
No Plan Like Yours To Study History Wisely

The initial letters give the royal houses:
Norman, Plantagenet, Lancaster, York, Tudor, Stuart, Hanover, Windsor

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Cabbages:

An elephant escaped from a zoo and no trace had been found....
until a woman who had never seen an elephant before, called the police:

“There's a weird animal in my garden. It's pulling up the cabbages with its tail. And what is worse, I cannot describe what it is doing with them.”

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Friday, September 9, 2022

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 




SOME HER MAJ ITEMS . . .



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Regular readers will know that whilst I am a staunch republican, nonetheless I had (and still have) the utmost respect and admiration for Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth 2. I will no doubt have continued discussions with friend Steve on Monday when I see him, about the future of the Oz Head of State, whether it be King Charles 111 or one of our own.

Here are some items about Her Maj and royalty . . .

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When Australia introduced decimal currency in 1966, Prime Minister Sir Robert Menzies, who once described himself as “British to his bootstraps”, wanted to name the currency unit the Royal. Fortunately the name Dollar won over.


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From:
Firstpost
9 September 2022

(Photos added by moi).

Queen Elizabeth II notched up a number of landmarks in her record-breaking 70 years on the throne.

Longevity

Elizabeth reigned for 70 years and nearly four months — longer than any other monarch in British history.

The previous record was held by her great-great-grandmother Queen Victoria, who reigned for 63 years, seven months and two days until 1901.

Until her death on Thursday aged 96, Elizabeth was the oldest current monarch and head of state in the world.

Only two kings have ruled for longer: France’s Louis XIV — more than 72 years between 1643 and 1715 — and Thailand’s Bhumibol Adulyadej — 70 years and four months, until his death in October 2016.

Louis XIV

Bhumibol Adulyadej

Globetrotter

The queen travelled to more than 100 countries since 1952 — another record for a British monarch — and made more than 150 visits to Commonwealth nations.

She went to Canada 22 times — more than any other country. In Europe, she visited France the most — 13 times — and spoke the language.

The Daily Telegraph calculated that she travelled the equivalent of 42 times around the world before stopping overseas trips in November 2015 aged 89.

Her longest foreign trip lasted 168 days from November 1953 to May 1954 during which she visited 13 countries.

Busy

As a 21-year-old princess, Elizabeth pledged her life to the service of the Commonwealth.

21 April 1947: Princess Elizabeth, on her 21st birthday, pledging her life to service.

As queen, she carried out some 21,000 engagements, gave royal assent to 4,000 pieces of legislation, and hosted 112 state visits of foreign heads of state.

Among those she hosted were emperor Haile Selassie of Ethiopia (1954), Japan’s Emperor Hirohito (1971), President Lech Walesa of Poland (1991) and US president Barack Obama (2011).

More than 180 garden parties have been hosted at Buckingham Palace, attended by more than 1.5 million people.

Politics and religion

A total of 15 British prime ministers served under the queen. Her first was Winston Churchill (1952-1955) and the last was Liz Truss, who was appointed only on Tuesday.

Her Maj with Winston Churchill

Her Maj with Liz Truss

She held regular private meetings with her prime minister of the day, usually at Buckingham Palace on a weekly basis.

Elizabeth II met 13 out of the last 14 US presidents with the exception of Lyndon B Johnson. Her last visit from the White House was Joe Biden in 2021.


The queen was the supreme governor of the Church of England, a position dating back to the creation of the church under Henry VIII in the 16th century.

She met four popes on official visits — John XXIII (1961), John Paul II (1980, 1982 and 2000), Benedict XVI (2010) and Francis I (2014).

Cards

The Queen sent some 300,000 cards of congratulation to centenarians and more than 900,000 to couples celebrating 60 years of marriage. One of those 900,000 was to my mother and father in law, Margaret and Noel.

She was married for 73 years — another record for a British monarch. Her husband, Prince Philip, died aged 99 in April last year.

Portraits

The Queen posed for more than 200 portraits since the age of seven. Most were painted in a traditional style.

But Lucien Freud’s in 2001 proved controversial: one critic said it made her majesty look like one of her corgi dogs.



Rolf Harris’s portrait was also controversial . . .



Pioneer

In 1996, the Queen became the first British monarch to visit mainland China. She was also the first to address the House of Representatives in Washington.

She sent her first email on 26 March 1976 during a visit to a Ministry of Defence research facility.

In 1997, she launched the Buckingham Palace website and in 2014 sent her first tweet. Three years ago, she made her debut on Instagram.

007

The Queen is the only monarch to have jumped out of a helicopter with James Bond and parachuted into the opening ceremony of the Olympics. Kind of.


She and her beloved corgis made a cameo appearance at the 2012 London Games with 007 actor Daniel Craig before a stuntman made the leap.

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Thursday, September 8, 2022

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 



FUNNY FRIDAY


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Welcome to another Funny Friday, readers, some humour for the end of the week and to get you in the right frame of mind for the weekend.


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SOME HUMOUR:

An Oklahoma state trooper pulls over a circus clown for speeding. The trooper asks the clown, "Why were you driving so fast?" The clown says, "I'm headed to Tulsa for a circus show and I don't want to be late." The trooper asks the clown, "What do you do in the show?" "I'm a juggler," says the clown. "Alright," says the trooper, "If you juggle for me here, I won't give you a ticket." The clown says, "I don't have my equipment, it got sent ahead of me." The trooper says excitedly, "I've got some flares in the back of my car."

As the clown begins juggling the flares on the side of the road, a good-old boy, drunk off his arse, pulls in behind the trooper to witness the spectacle. After watching for a few minutes, the drunk climbs into the back seat of the squad car. The trooper, having never seen a man arrest himself before, walks over to the man and asks, "What are you doin’, son?"

The man says, "You may as well take me to jail now, 'cause I ain't gonna pass that test."
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How does Meghan Markle change a lightbulb?

She holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.
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There was a random drug test at my workplace the other day.

Fortunately, mine came out clean.

But my dealer now has some explaining to do.
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What‘s the medical term for fear of palindromes?

Aibohphobia.
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My neighbour started banging on my wall at 3:20am this morning, can you believe it?

Fortunately, I was still up, listening to music on my new speakers.

I turned it up louder to drown him out but he kept banging and shouted “Can we have a little respect please?”

I shouted back “I’m not a big Aretha Franklin fan but OK, this one’s for you”

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A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father visited the city for the very first time. They wandered around, marvelling at the different sights. Eventually, they got to a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but they were especially amazed at two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady passed between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son: "Junior, go get your mother."

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LIMERICK OF THE WEEK:
    
This one has been posted before, but it is being re-posted because it is followed by a variation which I came across which is also worthwhile. Funnily enough, the second one doesn’t fit the traditional structure of a limerick, having extra words and lots more syllables, but somehow it still scans.

There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies came only from God.
T'wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie.
T'was Roger the Lodger by god!

The alternative . . .

There was a young girl of Cape Cod
Who dreamt she'd been buggered by God.
But it wasn't Jehovah
That turned the girl over,
'Twas Roger the lodger, the dirty old codger,
     the bugger, the bastard, the sod!

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GALLERY:





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CORN CORNER:

A duck was standing by a busy roadside, waiting for a break in traffic as cars went roaring by.

A chicken walks up and says, "Don't do it, mate. You'll never hear the end of it."
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I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday...

Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.
__________

Sean Connery joke . . .

A bunch of books fell on my head this morning.

I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
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My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.

But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

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Wednesday, September 7, 2022

QUOTE FOR THE DAY


“Stuck in my own trap of writing about a nonsubject, I think I can defend my own self-respect, and also the integrity of a lost girl, by saying two things. First, the trivial doings of Paris Hilton are of no importance to me, or anyone else, and I should not be forced to contemplate them. Second, she should be left alone to lead such a life as has been left to her. If this seems paradoxical, then very well.”

― Christopher Hitchens

I READ THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY



I READ THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY . . .

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In case you missed it . . .

Great moments in gift giving and reporting.

From:
news.com
1 September, 2022

Text from the above article ;

That’s one unusual way to give a gift — no ifs, ands or butts about it.

In her “Life in Looks” video for British Vogue released Wednesday, Kate Moss recalled the time her ex-boyfriend Johnny Depp gifted her bling pulled out of his backside.

Speaking about the glittering choker she wore for the 1995 CFDA Fashion Awards, the British beauty said, “That diamond necklace Johnny gave me. They were the first diamonds I ever owned — he pulled them out of the crack of his arse.”

Continued the 48-year-old catwalker, “We were going out to dinner and he said, ‘I’ve got something in my bum. Can you have a look?’

And I was like, ‘What?’”

Moss proceeded to “put [her] hand down his trousers” — and, she concluded, “I pulled out a diamond necklace. That diamond necklace.”

Here’s hoping the supermodel gave the gems a quick clean before wearing them on the red carpet.

One of the leading “It” couples of the ’90s, Moss and Depp, 59, dated from 1994 to 1998.

Kate Moss at the 1995 CFDA Fashion Awards
with that diamond necklace.
Wonder if he gave her a ring as well?



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By the way . . .

Still on the topic of bizarre Kate Moss adornment, the following is from a 2011 article from Yahoo Lifestyle, at:

An 18-carat gold statue of Kate Moss in a provocative yoga pose has sold for £577,250 (AUD$893,150).

Sold to an anonymous Asian telephone bidder, the sculpture itself is worth $310,000 in gold alone.

Entitled Microcosmos (Siren), the sculpture is one of four smaller, identical 10kg versions of Marc Quinn’s 50kg controversial Siren statue of Kate Moss.

The smaller statues were part of a private collection made famous by the aforementioned 50kg Kate Moss sculpture that cost more than $2 million to make.

The statue depicts a contorted version of the fashion icon, with arms bending backwards, legs behind ears, and a long-haired sculpted face protruding through her leg halo – a position that Quinn admits Kate never attempted: “She didn’t pose for me like that.”

According to The Daily Mail, Siren has been “dubbed a 'modern day Aphrodite' [as] the original golden supermodel statue is the largest gold statue made by man since ancient Egyptian times.”

While the original statue is hollow, it apparently weighs the same weight as Kate Moss, and the body, hands, face and feet are all based on the supermodel’s proportions.

But why Kate Moss?

Quinn has previously said that he chose the supermodel as his muse for this project because he “believes her to be the contemporary version of the Sphinx. A mystery. She is a mirror of ourselves, a knotted Venus of our age.”






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Tuesday, September 6, 2022

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 



POETRY SPOT

 

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My poetic contribution:

Patterson’s poems are the go,
And though I like them, even so,
The poetry of Lawson
Is truly quite awesome
And more gritty than that of Banjo.

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An explanation:

Nevertire is a rural village in New South Wales located about 500 kilometres northwest of Sydney, 78 km north-west of Narromine and about 107 km from Dubbo. At the 2011 census, Nevertire had a population of 225 people.

Nevertire today

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Henry Lawson (1867 – 1922) was an Australian writer and bush poet. Along with his contemporary Banjo Paterson, Lawson is among the best-known Australian poets and fiction writers of the colonial period.

He wrote prolifically into the 1890s, after which his output declined, in part due to struggles with alcoholism and mental illness. At times destitute, he spent periods in Darlinghurst Gaol and psychiatric institutions. After he died in 1922 following a cerebral haemorrhage, Lawson became the first Australian writer to be granted a state funeral.

Henry Lawson, 1915

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Jack Dunn of Nevertire

      - Henry Lawson

It chanced upon the very day we’d got the shearing done,
A buggy brought a stranger to the West-o’-Sunday Run;
He had a round and jolly face, and he was sleek and stout,
He drove right up between the huts and called the super out.
We chaps were smoking after tea, and heard the swell enquire
For one as travelled by the name of `Dunn of Nevertire’.
Jack Dunn of Nevertire,
Poor Dunn of Nevertire;
There wasn’t one of us but knew Jack Dunn of Nevertire.

`Jack Dunn of Nevertire,’ he said; `I was a mate of his;
And now it’s twenty years since I set eyes upon his phiz.
There is no whiter man than Jack no straighter south the line,
There is no hand in all the land I’d sooner grip in mine;
To help a mate in trouble Jack would go through flood and fire.
Great Scott and don’t you know the name of Dunn of Nevertire?
Big Dunn of Nevertire,
Long Jack from Nevertire;
He stuck to me through thick and thin, Jack Dunn of Nevertire.

I did a wild and foolish thing while Jack and I were mates,
And I disgraced my guv’nor’s name, an’ wished to try the States.
My lamps were turned to Yankee Land, for I’d some people there,
And I was right when someone sent the money for my fare;
I thought ’twas Dad until I took the trouble to enquire,
And found that he who sent the stuff was Dunn of Nevertire,
Jack Dunn of Nevertire,
Soft Dunn of Nevertire;
He’d won some money on a race Jack Dunn of Nevertire.

`Now I’ve returned, by Liverpool, a swell of Yankee brand,
To reckon, guess, and kalkilate, ‘n’ wake my native land;
There is no better land, I swear, in all the wide world round —
I smelt the bush a month before we touched King George’s Sound!
And now I’ve come to settle down, the top of my desire
Is just to meet a mate o’ mine called `Dunn of Nevertire’.
Was raised at Nevertire,
The town of Nevertire;
He humped his bluey by the name of `Dunn of Nevertire’.

`I’ve heard he’s poor, and if he is, a proud old fool is he;
But, spite of that, I’ll find a way to fix the old gum-tree.
I’ve bought a station in the North, the best that could be had;
I want a man to pick the stock, I want a super bad;
I want no bully-brute to boss, no crawling, sneaking liar
My station super’s name shall be `Jack Dunn of Nevertire’!
Straight Dunn of Nevertire,
Old Dunn of Nevertire;
I guess he’s known up Queensland way Jack Dunn of Nevertire.’

The super said, while to his face a strange expression came:
`I think I’ve seen the man you want, I think I know the name;
Had he a jolly kind of face, a free and careless way,
Gray eyes that always seem’d to smile, and hair just turning gray
Clean-shaved, except a light moustache, long-limbed, an’ tough as wire?’
`That’s him! That’s Dunn!’ the stranger roared, `Jack Dunn of Nevertire!
John Dunn of Nevertire,
Jack D. from Nevertire,
They said I’d find him here, the cuss! Jack Dunn of Nevertire.

`I’d know his walk,’ the stranger cried, `though sobered, I’ll allow.’
`I doubt it much,’ the boss replied, `he don’t walk that way now.’
`Perhaps he don’t!’ the stranger said, `for years were hard on Jack
But, if he were a mile away, I swear I’d know his back.’
`I doubt it much,’ the super said, and sadly puffed his briar,
`I guess he wears a pair of wings — Jack Dunn of Nevertire;
Jack Dunn of Nevertire,
Brave Dunn of Nevertire,
He caught a fever nursing me, Jack Dunn of Nevertire.’

We took the stranger round to where a gum-tree stood alone,
And in the grass beside the trunk he saw a granite stone;
The names of Dunn and Nevertire were plainly written there
`I’m all broke up,’ the stranger said, in sorrow and despair,
`I guess he has a wider run, the man that I require;
He’s got a river-frontage now, Jack Dunn of Nevertire;
Straight Dunn of Nevertire,
White Jack from Nevertire,
I guess Saint Peter knew the name of `Dunn of Nevertire’.’




QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 




WINE, WOMEN & SONG



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The above phrase came up in a conversation a day ago (in an innocent way, I hasten to add), which had me wondering as to its origins.

The following may be of interest, adapted from Wikipedia:

"Wine, women, and song" is an expression that endorses hedonistic lifestyles or behaviours. A more modern form of the idea is often expressed as "sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll", a phrase popularized by British singer Ian Dury in his song of the same title.

The concept dates back to the Romans:
"Baths, wine, and sex corrupt our bodies, but baths, wine, and sex make life worth living."
— epitaph of Tiberius Claudius Secundus,

The following poem by Hafez (1325-1389) mentions similar ideas using four concepts rather than three:
"Two sweethearts,
Two flasks of old wine,
A book of verse
And a cosy corner in the garden."

Sounds a bit like Omar Khayam, eh what? He said in his 1120 Rubaiyat:
A book, a woman, and a flask of wine:
The three make heaven for me; it may be thine
Is some sour place of singing cold and bare —
But then, I never said thy heaven was mine.

Obviously books were more important for poets than song.

The English couplet:
"Who loves not woman, wine, and song
Remains a fool his whole life long"
appears in print as early as 1837, translated from German verse attributed to noted priest, theologian and founder of the Reformation, Martin Luther.


John Addington Symonds used the phrase "Wine, Women and Song" as the title for his 1884 book of translations of medieval Latin students' songs.

The phrase in German is apparently older than in English. Symonds and the anonymous 1837 writer both provide the German text, attributing it to Luther. The attribution to Luther has been questioned, however, and the earliest known reference in German is to a folksong first printed in 1602.

Bartlett's Familiar Quotations cites Johann Heinrich Voss (1751–1826) as a likely source,[5] but any use by him would have to be a later use of the phrase.

The waltz "Wine, Women and Song" (Wein, Weib und Gesang) is by Johann Strauss II.

The lines:
Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
Deutscher Wein, und deutscher Sang
(German women, German loyalty,
German wine, and German song)
are found in the second verse of Das Lied der Deutschen, the third verse of which is the German national anthem.

AC/DC quotes the motto in the title song of their album, High Voltage (1976):
Stars, bulbs
All around the spotlight
Put the lights out, turn me on
(High voltage rock 'n' roll)
(High voltage rock 'n' roll)
Wine, women and song
(High voltage, high voltage)
Plugged in and turned on, it's sparkin' and
(High voltage rock 'n' roll)

In The Beatles' 1964 film A Hard Day's Night, the phrase is uttered by road manager Norm, in reference to Ringo, who has escaped from the studio to go gallivanting after tiring of being teased by his bandmates: "God knows what you've unleashed on the unsuspecting South. It'll be wine, women, and song all the way with Ringo when he gets the taste for it."

The Bee Gees' song "Wine and Women" starts with the sentence "wine and women and song will only make me sad". It was released as a single in 1965 in Australia and was their first top 20 on the local charts and ever in their career.



Sunday, September 4, 2022

QUOTE FOR THE DAY


A post-Father’s Day quote:

"You care for nothing but shooting, dogs, and rat-catching, and you will be a disgrace to yourself and all your family."

Charles Darwin’s father, Robert, to his son when Charles was aged 16.

I READ THE NEW TODAY, OH BOY

 


In case you missed it . . .

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The following item contains risqué language and unpleasant content in parts but is worth reprinting as a lesson in dealing with invasive journalism. I wonder if the chap will be representing himself in court.

The item is reprinted verbatim from news.com and was published by that news site on Sunday, September 2022. It can be viewed by clicking on the following link:

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‘F*** you’: Teen’s fiery response following alleged machete robbery

A teen has clashed with reporters in a fiery and expletive-laden affair after he was charged with robbing a store with a machete.

Hamish Spence

An 18-year-old boy has unleashed a fiery and vulgar tirade on two journalists after he allegedly robbed a Queensland service station with a machete.

The teen was confronted by a 7News and 9News journalist on Saturday at a Gold Coast police watchhouse in Southport after he was arrested and charged over the alleged crime.

The 18-year-old did not take kindly to the extra attention he was receiving from the reporters.


“I didn’t f***ing rob the store, get out of my f***ing face,” he shouted as he walked past the journalists.

“F*** you 7News, f*** you 9News.”

The Labrador teen was arrested and charged by police on Thursday night after police allege he robbed a Puma NightOwl service station on Government Rd while armed with a machete.

Police allege he threatened a 48-year-old female store attendant, who placed the till on the counter.

The 18-year-old then allegedly grabbed the cash and fled. He was arrested at a Government Rd park.

He was charged with armed robbery and drug possession after police allegedly found Xanax on him.

When asked by the reporters if he would be fighting the charges, the teen screamed “*** yes c***” as he stormed off into Southport Police Station.

But when he later emerged, the two journalists were still there waiting for him.

“Round two let’s go, give me the mic,” the teen said with a smirk on his face as he grabbed the journalists’ microphones.

“I didn’t rob that store, so you guys can go jam it up your a**.”

“I remember walking home and then I got arrested for some bull****.”

“Bro you’re re****ed, why would I go rob a store and then walk through the park and walk back to the place I just robbed?”

When asked by the 9News journalist how he found his night in the watchhouse, the teen decided to target the reporter’s family.

“Yeah pretty good. Your mum came around and she came visit me, I had a pretty good time,” he said.

“I’m probably going to see her again, that sounds like a good idea to me.”

The teen then turned his attention to the 7News journalist.

“I’m going to see his mum, then I’m going to see your sister,” he said pointing at the 7New reporter.

When the journalist revealed that he did not have a sister, the 18-year-old unleashed another verbal attack.

“Well you will in nine months won’t you,” he fired back with a smile on his face.

When the 7News journalist did not respond, the teen let out a slight chuckle.

“You don‘t get the joke because you’re re****ed,” he said.

Beyond the charges he is already facing, the 18-year-old was also banned from coming within 50m of the service station.

‘Good, it’s a sh** servo anyway,’ he said when asked about the ban by the reporters.

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QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 

Coleraine Masonic Hall, Ireland

"AUDI, VIDE, TACE, SI VIS VIVERE IN PACE", is an ancient Latin proverb that translates "Listen, look and shut up, if you want to live in Peace."

Some people believe it is a Latin phrase, others relate it to the famous three Japanese monkeys, associated with Buddhism in their Tendai sect. Other people say it is an ancient alchemical motto that referred to the "Opus Magnum" (Great Work).

The first appearance of this motto in Modern Masonry, in the form of "AUDI, VIDE, TACE", could be in a 1777 calendar published in England.