Thursday, April 6, 2023

GOOD FRIDAY FACTS AND TRIVIA

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Good Friday can take place any day between March 20 and April 23.

Since Easter is a "moveable feast," Good Friday similarly shifts dates from year to year. It all comes down to the lunar calendar, specifically the first full moon to take place after the spring equinox. Good Friday is celebrated the following Friday, with Easter Sunday just after it.
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Hot cross buns are considered good luck.

These sweet, dense treats traditionally baked on Good Friday to be enjoyed on Easter Sunday are said to be imbued with good luck. Superstitions say that buns baked on this day will never spoil, protect against shipwrecks and even shield your home from fire.

The bun marks the end of the Christian season of Lent and different parts of the hot cross bun have a certain meaning, including the cross representing the crucifixion of Jesus, the spices inside signifying the spices used to embalm him at his burial and sometimes also orange peel to reflect the bitterness of his time on the cross.

According to an old legend, people who share a hot cross bun will remain good friends for a year if they say a special rhyme while enjoying the treat: "Half for you and half for me, between us two shall goodwill be."

Hot Cross Buns! Hot Cross Buns!
One a penny, two a penny, Hot Cross Buns!
If you don’t have daughters, then give them to your sons,
One a penny, two a penny, Hot Cross Buns!
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Some Irish Good Friday superstitions:

Getting a haircut on Good Friday prevents headaches for the rest of the year.

A child born on Good Friday and baptised on Easter Sunday was said to have the gift of healing. If it was a boy, it was expected that he would enter the ministry and attain a high position in the church.

If a person should die on Good Friday and was buried on Easter Sunday, he or she was sure of immediate entry into Heaven.

Eggs laid on Good Friday were marked with a cross and each member of the family ate one of these on Easter Sunday. Eggs set to hatch on this day were said to produce healthy birds.

No one would move house or begin any important business.

No blood could be shed which meant that animals or birds could not be slaughtered.

No one could work with wood or burn it, and no nail could be driven.

No fishing boats went to sea, and all fishing nets or lines were left idle. On the east coast, boats in the harbor would be left lying towards the quay wall and, in coastal communities everywhere, the residents gathered shellfish and edible seaweed which they ate as their main meal.
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You can watch a play for free in London.

Every year, the open-air play The Passion of Jesus is put on in London's Trafalgar Square for free. If you can't make it across the pond for the occasion, watch via a live stream on Facebook.
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On Good Friday in 1930, there was no news.

On a particularly slow news day in 1930, BBC radio announced, "There is no news." Listeners then heard piano music for the rest of the day.

According to fact checking website snopes.com:
As always, the more interesting element of this item is to understand the context behind it.

Back in the 1930s, both broadcast radio and the BBC were in still their infancy, having begun only in the previous few years. As the BBC's program index from April 18, 1930, shows, programming in that era was quite limited and sparse.

A mere 15 minutes was devoted to reporting the news of the day back then. That was because, in large part, the ability of radio stations to cover news outside of their local areas was quite limited, leaving them heavily dependent upon wire services and government announcements for news content. On a day when no government announcements were forthcoming and little of interest was moving across the news service wires, radio programmers might very well have felt that there was "no news" worth relaying to their audience.
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Commercials are banned in New Zealand.

According to the Broadcasting Act, TV and radio ads are prohibited between 6 a.m. and noon on Good Friday in New Zealand, out of respect for the religious day of observance. The same law holds true on Christmas, Easter Sunday and Anzac Day so as not to disrupt celebrations.
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The origin of the name "Good Friday"

'Good Friday' comes from the sense 'pious, holy' of the word "good". Less common examples of expressions based on this obsolete sense of "good" include "the good book" for the Bible, "good tide" for "Christmas" or Shrovetide, and Good Wednesday for the Wednesday in Holy Week.

A common folk etymology incorrectly analyses "Good Friday" as a corruption of "God Friday" similar to the linguistically correct description of "goodbye" as a contraction of "God be with you".

In Old English, the day was called "Long Friday" and equivalents of this term are still used in Scandinavian languages and Finnish.
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There is typically no Mass celebrated this day.

Traditionally, there is no Mass or celebration of the Eucharist on Good Friday. Instead, a prayer service, stations of the cross or other prayerful observation takes its place. The absence of the Eucharist honours the Passion and death of Jesus Christ.
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The Thursday before is also celebrated.

The Thursday before Good Friday is known as Holy Thursday or Maundy Thursday — deriving from the Latin word mandatum, meaning commandment. This symbolises the commandment given by Jesus at the Last Supper, in which he celebrated Passover with his disciples.
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As is the following Saturday

The Saturday after Good Friday and before Easter Sunday is known as Holy Saturday. The entire week before Easter, which starts on Palm Sunday the previous week, is called Holy Week. It's an opportunity for Christians and Catholics to prepare for Easter with prayer, reflection and maybe a little cooking and shopping.



Wednesday, April 5, 2023

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 






FUNNY THURSDAY


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Yes, I know that it's onlyThursday but in keeping with past Bytes tradition, I am posting irreverent humour, especially humour about Easter and Jesus, on Thursday rather than Good Friday.

There are jokes and cartoons about Easter, some from past Bytes and some new, but they had me chuckling again and hopefully will do the same for you.

As usual, a caution that there is risque humour ahead, as well as irreverent content.

I fgure that I am going to be smited, smitten, smote, smoted (whqt is the right word??) anyway so what the heck.

In any event, remember the lyrics to Billy Joel's Only the Good Die Young:
And they say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better, but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun
So have some fun with Funny Thursday, whether you are sinners or saints.


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SOME HUMOUR:
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A man says casually to his wife, "I heard a rumour that the mailman has slept with every woman on our street, except for one."

The wife sniffs and says, "I bet it's that snooty Priscilla Quinn in Number 12."
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To surprise her hubby, an executive's wife stopped by his office.

When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitating, he dictated, "And in conclusion, gents, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.”
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A woman is swiping through Tinder at work. Her co-worker says: "Honey, you ain't never gonna find your husband on Tinder."

"You may be right," she replied. "I found yours, though."

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SOME EASTER HUMOUR:
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Arnold Schwarzenegger was upset that his mum never got him any Easter eggs.

She said, "I thought that you didn't like Easter anymore!"

Arnie replied, "I still love Easter, baby!"
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Jesus in a conversation:
Jesus: What do people call the day i was crucified?
Other person: Good Friday. We call it "Good Friday".
Jesus: What?? Well, how do you celebrate my resurrection?
Other person: We eat chocolate bunnies.
Jesus: No!! Okay, then what do you do on my birthday?
Other person: Aren't you God? WTF are you asking me for?
Jesus: Okay, you're gonna hate me for this, but... what does "wtf" mean?
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Okay so we know about Jesus when he was a baby, and jesus when he was an adult, but does the Bible ever mention his rebellious teenage years?
‘Jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘You're not my real father.'
The ground shakes a little and a voice comes down from the sky:
‘DO WHAT YOUR STEPFATHER SAYS YOU LITTLE SHIT.'
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Jesus, in Heaven, after the crucifixion: “They were horrible, Dad, I’m not going back there.”

God (rubbing his neck): “See, the thing is . . . “
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Can anyone help me with my Easter crossword puzzle?

2 across. "Where they nailed Jesus."
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How to make Easter easier - replace the t with an i.
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I'm combining Easter and April Fools day this year - I'm sending the kids out to look for eggs I haven't hidden.

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LIMERICK OF THE WEEK:

An eclectic young cleric named Casey
Favours underthings pink, frilly and lacy.
Though his vows are quite strict
They don’t seem to conflict
With his sex life, both DC and AC.

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GALLERY:

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RELIGION SPOT:

Jesus may have walked on water,

But Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.

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CORN CORNER:
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A patient walks into a therapist's room . . .

Patient: I'm scared of single letters.

Therapist: Oh? Why?

Patient: screams

Therapist: Oh. Oh, I see.

Patient: screaming intensifies.
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Someone told me that if you hold up a Shell you can hear the sea.

All I got was 6 years for armed holdup.
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I think we should stop turning normal names like "Karen" into slurs

It's a real Dick move.
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I wasn't going to visit my family this Easter, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict.

So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

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Tuesday, April 4, 2023

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

 



SCAR TATTOOS


Tattoos are not only a fshion statement, a sign of affiliation to a group, two fingers to the parents and the world. In some instances they are used by people to cover, hide or incorporate scars. Here are some examples of the latter, some funny, some beautiful, some original . . . 


































THOUGHT FOR THE DAY


 

Monday, April 3, 2023

POETRY SPOT


From the vault . . .

The Donkey

By G K Chesterton

When fishes flew and forests walked
And figs grew upon thorn,
Some moment when the moon was blood
Then surely I was born.

With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil’s walking parody
On all four-footed things.

The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will;
Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.

Fools! For I also had my hour;
One far fierce hour and sweet:
There was a shout about my ears,
And palms before my feet.

Sunday, April 2, 2023

QUOTE FOR THE DAY


"Get that shit off the air !"

- Kerry Packer

Australia holds the honour for the fastest cancellation of a TV show.

In 1992 Doug Mulray, who passed away last week, hosted a one off episode of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos called Australia’s Naughtiest Home Videos. It contained sexually explicit content, including animals having sex, couples having sex in parks and a child grabbing a kangaroo’s scrotum. Kerry Packer, the owner of the Nine Network which was screening the show, was informed of the content by friends while having dinner and tuned in at the point with the kangaroo. Packer rang the station and angrily shouted "Get that shit off the air!" The series was taken off a few minutes later and replaced by a repeat episode of Cheers. The station told viewers “We apologise for this interruption. Unfortunately, a technical problem prevents us continuing our scheduled programme for the moment. In the meantime, we bring you a brief, alternative programme.”

In 2008, Bert Newton justified the broadcast explanation: "It's technically very difficult to keep a show on air with Mr. Packer on the phone, yelling at you."

The next day Packer told his management that he considered the program to be "disgusting and offensive shit." Mulray and many of the staff who were involved with the creation of the special were fired, and Mulray was banned for life from Channel Nine.

READER CONTRIBUTION


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Sent to me by friend and colleague Tony Z.

Thanks, Tony.

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1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

(Written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure?!)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (Bless you child!)

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is .......

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck!
-- Ricky, age 10

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Saturday, April 1, 2023

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 


FOOTNOTES TO HISTORY


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The 1956 Olympic Games was/were (??) held in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, from 22 November to 8 December 1956, with the exception of the equestrian events, which were held in Stockholm, Sweden, in June 1956 (due to Australia’s strict quarantine laws).

Some comments:
  • These Games were the first to be staged in the Southern Hemisphere and Oceania, as well as the first to be held outside Europe and North America.
  • Melbourne is the most southerly city ever to host the Olympics.
  • Due to the Southern Hemisphere's seasons being different from those in the Northern Hemisphere, the 1956 Games did not take place at the usual time of year, because of the need to hold the events during the warmer weather of the host's spring/summer (which corresponds to the Northern Hemisphere's autumn/winter), resulting in the only summer games ever to be held in November and December.
  • Australia hosted the Games for a second time in 2000 in Sydney, New South Wales, and will host them again in 2032 in Brisbane, Queensland.
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The following footnote to the 1956 Olympics Games is a reprint of an item in the website Amusing Planet and may be accessed at:

The 1956 Olympic Flame Hoax

KausikPatowary
March 31, 2023

The 1956 Summer Olympics was held in Australia. As was the custom, the Olympic flame was lighted in Olympia, months before the games started, and the lighted torch was flown half way across the globe to Darwin, in Australia's Northern Territory. From Darwin, the flame was sent by airplane to Cairns, in Queensland, from where the torch was carried on foot by various torchbearers via cities along the East Coast such as Brisbane, Sydney, Canberra and finally, to Melbourne, the host city. Along the way, runners were troubled by heat, soaked in torrential rain, and the torch itself broke when it fell to the ground in Lismore. Then, in Sydney, something funny happened.

Australian junior mile world record holder, Ron Clarke, lights the cauldron in Melbourne to signal the beginning of the 1956 Summer Olympics. Photo: XVI Olympiad Melbourne 1956/Carrying the Torch

It was November 18 and the mayor of Sydney, Pat Hills, was waiting to receive the flame from cross-country running champion, Harry Dillon. After receiving the flame, Hills was to make a short speech and then pass the flame on to another runner, Bert Button.

A crowd of 30,000 lined the streets waiting for Dillon to arrive, and the press was out in full force with photographers and cameraman ready to record the historic occasion. At 9:30 AM, a young man appeared dressed somewhat bizarrely in grey trousers and a white shirt, holding a torch. A cheer went up from the crowd. The police shepherded him towards the mayor and the athlete thrust the torch into his hands. The torch bearer’s early arrival took Hills by surprise, and without taking a look at the torch, Hills went straight to the podium for the speech.

As Hills began to speak, for the first time, his eyes went to the torch he was holding. Hills realized to his horror that it was not the Olympic torch, but a crudely constructed replica. The stalk was a chair leg painted silver. On the top was a plum pudding can, inside of which a pair of kerosene-soaked underwear was burning with a sooty flame. The mayor looked around for the runner, but the man had already disappeared, melting away into the surrounding crowd.

The mayor regained his composure and addressed the crowd: “That was a trial run. Our friends from the university think things like this are funny. It was a hoax by somebody. I hope you are enjoying the joke.”

However, the crowd did not think it was funny. They became unruly. They started milling around the street excitedly because half of them did not understand what just happened. In the crush of people, women began screaming for the safety of their children. Eventually a police convoy had to be called up to clear the path for the real Harry Dillon.

Possibly the only surviving photograph of Barry Larkin carrying the fake torch.

The man behind the prank was Barry Larkin, a veterinary student at St. Johns College at Sydney University. Larkin and his friends conceived the prank as a way of protest against the torch relay, which they felt was being given too much reverence considering it was invented by the Nazis for the 1936 Summer Olympics in Berlin.

Originally, Larkin wasn't supposed to have been the bearer of the flaming underwear. Their plan was to have another student, dressed in conventional white shorts and a white top, to carry the fake torch. But the runner was making too much tomfoolery and the blazing underwear fell out. One of the students then gave the responsibility to Larkin, who wasn’t even prepared for the run, hence his casual attire.

Few people knew what the actual runner, Harry Dillon, looked like. When they saw a young man running with a torch, the crowd just assumed Larkin was the real thing, and even the police escorted him along the way. Larkin later recalled in an interview what the experience felt like:
The noise was quite staggering. There were flashes of photography. I felt very strange because I knew I was carrying a fake torch. The only thing I could think about was what do I do when I got there. I was helped by Pat Hills. I just turned around and walked back down the steps, through the crowd and onto a tram and back to college.
Back at his college, Larkin was given a hero's reception. Even the rector of the college congratulated him. Larkin went on to become a successful veterinary surgeon.

The fake torch ended up in the possession of John Lawler, a man who had been travelling with the relay in a car. He stored it for years beneath his bed, until it was thrown away when he was tidying his house.

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Some additional comments:
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Barry Larkin Olympic torch
Wooden chair leg painted silver as handle; plum pudding can as top.
Warehouse 13 Artifact Database Wiki

What the real torch looked like.
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Watch Ron Clarke light the 1956 Olympic flame with the real torch at:

Note that the lighting of the gas caused a flare which resulted in his arm being burnt and his having to take a step down.
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It used to be an Olympic opening ceremony tradition to release doves to signify the worldwide peace brought about by the two weeks of competition. That tradition was dropped pretty shortly after 1988.

At the opening ceremony of Seoul '88, the doves were released before the lighting of the Olympic flame, and came to nestle in the huge cauldron set up for the lighting. Three people lit the flame and, seemingly unaware of the birds nestled inside the cauldron, they ignited the flame and most of the doves were burned alive.

Though the occasional Olympics since Seoul have released doves after the flame has been lit, the doves are no longer a tradition.

See the lighting at:
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Not an Olympic torch moment but worth a look: the Queen’s arrival at the 2012 London Games by parachute with James Bond:

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