Friday, May 12, 2023

TYOPS


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Greetings Byters and other readers.

Yesterday I posted a joke in Laugh that relied on a play on the word typo:

A pastor, an imam, and a rabbit decide to donate blood.
The pastor comes out and says, “They tested it and told me I’m A positive.”
The imam follows up with, “Interesting! I found out I’m AB negative.”
The rabbit looks at the two of them and says, “Pretty sure I’m a type O.”

Here is some more about typos . . .

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Johannes Gutenberg (c1400 - 1468) developed the world’s first mechanical moveable type printing press, in 1450.

The word ‘type’ is from the 15th century and meant "symbol, emblem”. From there it was extended to printing blocks of metal or wood with letters or characters carved on their faces, usually in relief, adapted for use in letterpress printing.

Typography, meaning the "art of composing types and printing from them," dates from the 1640s.

A typographical error is a mistake made when typing something. The term typically refers to an unintentional error that happens when you accidentally hit the wrong key on a keyboard.

The first records of the word typo as a short form of typographical error come from the 1890s.


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The word “dord”, supposedly meaning density, is a non-existent word entered into the second edition of Webster's New International Dictionary by mistake.


Merriam-Webster published its second edition dictionary in 1934, involving the labour of 250 editors and consultants.

Chemistry editor Austin M. Patterson typed up a slip of paper and stamped it. It represented information that would become an entry, and this one was intended to be one of several slips for the letter "D" as an abbreviation—in this case, for "density." It should have been read as saying something like "capital d and lowercase d are both used as abbreviations for 'density.'" The person who handled the slip thought there was a space missing, underlined it with a wavy line and it was included in the dictionary with the definition of density.


It remained in the dictionary for 13 years.

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In 1997, Larry Page and Sean Anderson sat around a table at Stanford University brainstorming names for a massive data-index website. Anderson suggested "googolplex," one of the largest describable numbers. In decimal notation, ‘googolplex' is written as the digit 1 followed by one hundred zeroes. The word was picked to signify that the search engine was intended to provide large quantities of information.

Page shortened the word to "googol” and checked the availability of the domain name. However, when he typed the name online, Anderson mistakenly typed "google". Fond of the name, Page immediately registered the site.

By the way, the original intended name was Backrub.

By the way #2, those old enough may recall having heard a song Barney Google (with the Goo-Goo-Googly Eyes):


Hear it by clicking on:

It was a hit in 1923, the character of Barney Google having been created by Bill DeBeck. He both copyrighted and patented the character in 1923, which gave him protection for 95 years (to 2018). Google the company was founded in 1998 but it is unknown if any money was paid to use the name.

By the way #3, Billy DeBeck, creator of Barney Google, also came up with many phrases and words, including "sweet mama", "horsefeathers", “heebie-jeebies”, “hotsy-totsy” “doodle bug”, “great balls o’ fire” and “time's a-wastin'”.

Billy DeBeck

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Mariner 1 was built to conduct the first American planetary flyby of Venus and was the first spacecraft of NASA's interplanetary Mariner program.


Unfortunately for NASA, less than 5 minutes after launch Mariner 1 headed not for Venus but for the shipping lanes of the North Atlantic, causing NASA to abort and  have Mariner 1 self destruct.

It was subsequently determined that the hand-written guidance and navigational equations contained the symbol "R" (for "radius"). This "R" should have had a line over it ("R-bar" or R̄), denoting smoothing or averaging of the track data coming from an earlier calculation. But the bar was missing, and so the computer program based on those equations was incorrect. This was not an error in programming, but an error in the specification.

It cost NASA over $150m in today’s money. Arthur C. Clarke said the mission had been "wrecked by the most expensive hyphen in history."

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In 1870, a German chemist named Erich von Wolf accidentally printed the decimal point in spinach's iron content one spot too far to the right. This incorrectly increased the vegetable's iron level to 10 times the actual amount, 3.5 grams of iron became 35 grams.

Even though another group of German researchers recognized the error in 1937, the myth stuck. People started to tout the idea that spinach contained just as much iron as red meat. Even today, doctors tell their anemic patients to bulk-up on spinach.

It also inspired Popeye's creator to have spinach give him his strength:


I'm strong to the "finich",
'cause I eats me spinach.


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In 2010, then-director of Chile's minting department, Gregorio Iniguez, okayed production on 1.5 million 50-peso coins that spelled the country's name incorrectly. The coins read "C-H-I-I-E" next to a serious silhouette of a Chilean national hero. Iniguez was fired after the issue.


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If you are chuckling at that fumble, spare a thought that sometimes fumbles begin at home.

In 2019 The Reserve Bank of Australia confirmed the existence of a printing error on the new $50 note after a radio station posted a photo on social media sent in by a listener.

The word "responsibility" is misspelled as "responsibilty", missing the third "i":


The word appears in the text of a speech made by Edith Cowan, who was the first Australian woman to serve as an MP. 46 million of the $50 notes were rolled out in October 2018, at a value of $2.3 billion, the word appearing three times on the banknote in the excerpt, all of which are misspelled in the same manner.


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And some visual ones (although some would have to be regarded as errors rather than strict typos). . .

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More to come.



Thursday, May 11, 2023

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

 



LAUGH


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A mixed collection of rib ticklers and chuckles today but be warned that there is risqué content ahead. Hopefully you will enjoy them nonetheless. I know Noel does.


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SOME HUMOUR:
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I paid for an escort for my grandpa for his birthday. The escort went to his house and knocked on the door. When he opened the door she said ‟I am here to give you super sex.”

My grandfather replied ‟I’ll take the soup.”
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A genie granted me 2 out of my 3 wishes, and my third wish was for him to forget he ever met me

He replied with “I am a genie, and I shall grant you 3 wishes”
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A pastor, an imam, and a rabbit decide to donate blood.

The pastor comes out and says, “They tested it and told me I’m A positive.”

The imam follows up with, “Interesting! I found out I’m AB negative.”

The rabbit looks at the two of them and says, “Pretty sure I’m a type O.”
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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me.”

Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.

She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.

After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

"She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie.

I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like."

He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.

Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he jad written...

"I can see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes."
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A gorgeous maid met her madam and asked for a pay rise.

"Why are you asking for a pay rise?" asked the madam.

"Because I iron better than you." answered the maid.

Silently fuming, the madam asked, "Who said that?"

"Your husband did."

Silent fuming intensifies. A bit daring, the madam asked again, "Is that all you have to say?"

“I cook better than you, madam."

"Who said that?"

"Your husband did."

A sense of defeat and humiliation overflowed within madam, but she was still unwilling to admit defeat.

"Is that all?" asked the madam hesitantly.

"I have sex better than you, madam." answered the maid.

With a seething rage and trembling voice, the madam asked, "Did my husband say that?"

The maid answered, "No, the gardener did."

"Oh, so how much do you want?"

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Two wrestlers an American and a Russian were the finalists in the Olympic wrestling event.

The American coach gave instructions to his star wrestler: "Beware of the Russian and his famous hold - the pretzel. No one has ever got out of that hold!"

The match begins and the Russian finally gets an advantage on the American, putting him in the dreaded pretzel hold.

The spectators start to get up to leave. The coach can't bear to look.

Suddenly there is a blood curdling scream and the Russian goes flying across the canvas, and the American wrestler feebly crawls over and pins him for the title.

Later the American coach asked, "How did you get out of that hold?"

The wrestler responds, "Well I knew I was dead meat when he got me in that hold. I opened my eyes and through the blur I could see these big pink testicles.

So I stretched my neck with all my might and I bit down on those babies just as hard as I could.

It's amazing how much strength you can come up with when you bite your own balls!"

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LIMERICK OF THE WEEK:

A lady with features cherubic
Was famed for her area pubic.
When they asked her its size
She replied in surprise,
"Are you speaking of square feet, or cubic?"

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RELIGION SPOT:

Jesus walks into a bar…

… and orders “Twelve glasses of water please.”

*** WINKS AT DISCIPLES ***

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GALLERY:


The next two were sent to me by John P.  Thanks John . . . 



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CORN CORNER:
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My friend told me she lost a hundred pounds. But why is she so sad about it?

I can’t understand Brits sometimes.
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When you pull a pin out of a grenade, how do you put it back?

Urgent and quick answers, plea
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I am a man who was once trapped in a woman's body

Then I was born
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I only seem to get sick on weekdays...

I must have a weekend immune system.
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There was a very wealthy Count named Carl

He always threw extravagant parties and almost everyone loved him, but almost no one knew where he got his massive wealth from.

One day, some law enforcement got suspicious of Count Carl’s wealth and went to him demanding to know where it was coming from. Count Carl refused to tell them, however.

So eventually they threatened him with execution. Count Carl insisted that he would take the secret of his wealth to the grave, even when they dragged him up to the stage and commanded him to lay his head on the block.

The executioner raised the hatchet high and Count Carl yelled, “Wait, I’ll tell you! I-“

SPLAT!

The hatchet came down and severed Count Carl’s head from his body, taking the secret of his wealth with him.

“Just goes to show,” murmured the executioner, “never hatchet your counts before they chicken.”

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Wednesday, May 10, 2023

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 


I READ THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY . . .


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CAR SURFING:

A motorist has filmed a man car surfing takes on a busy urban road, The Horsley Drive, in Fairfield, Sydney, last Monday. The 30-second clip shows a man, dressed in jeans, a vest over a T-shirt and a yellow hat, crouching and then standing atop a white Honda CR-V SUV. The man gestures at oncoming traffic while he stands up before crouching back down to regain his balance.

Two men were subsequently charged by the police over the matter.

The 28 year old accused car surfer put on a show outside court, screaming a heavy metal song and dressing as the Joker from Batman.

The other man charged is his father, who was driving the car.

Videos:

Car surfing:

Outside court and news report:



Of course this is not the first instance of people riding on the roof of a vehicle, in the US someone travelled across the entire country that way:


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GRIM REAPER:

Remember that a few days ago I posted a pic of eagle eyedviewers having sighted the Grim Reaper at Charles’ corronation? . . . .



The nature of the mysterious figure has been ascertained, although not by name. Contrary to some speculation, it wasn’t Meghan Markle.

Instead the figure is a verger, someone who is not a member of the abbey’s clergy, but who helps out with church services and sometimes carries a rod before a bishop or priest.

This is what the Holy Trinity verger of Kingston-upon-Hull looks like, with his ornate rod with the triple crowns:



Source:

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The above item reminds me of something I posted in Bytes some time ago . . .

In the 1960’s, Gladys and Harry Meadows were residents of the Haslemere Home for the Elderly at Great Yarmouth, England.

Gladys was a bit of a live wire and in September 1960 thought that she would bring a bit of cheer to the place. Notwithstanding that she was then aged 81, she performed a striptease.

Unfortunately her performance caused one elderly male resident to die as a result of cardiac arrest. Five other residents had to be treated for shock.

Harry didn’t take part in the striptease, but the following year, in 1961, Harry who at the time was 87 years old, thought it would be funny if he dressed up as the Grim Reaper. He duly did so. Then, from outside the Home, he peered through the windows complete with a scythe in hand.

Harry outdid Gladys. Three residents died of shock at seeing the Grim Reaper outside their window!

The Home was subsequently closed.

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QUEENS AND CONSORTS:

A news report before the coronation revealed that even apart from, Andrew, Harry and Meghan, it may not be royal happy families, especially around the dinner table at get togethers . . .

News report:

Princess Anne has allegedly confronted Camilla over her new title at a tense coronation dinner.

The regal banquet was held at Buckingham Palace on the eve of the coronation and was attended by other members of the Royal Family and dignitaries.

The Princess Royal is alleged to have told her sister-in-law that her title is Queen Consort and not Queen, according to Princess Diana’s dressmaker, David Emanuel.

He claimed that the topic of Camilla’s new title is “highly charged” and that “a lot of people are unhappy” that she will be referred to as Queen rather than Queen Consort.

Source, and more, at:


The report coincided with Byter Steve M sending me an email aabout the issue, a topic which my better half and I had disagreed over whilst watching the coronation

Steve’s email:

Enjoying the Royal Bytes, thanks Otto.

If I have not missed it, could you please add a small segment at Queen Camila as she is now known? Terribly wrong, in my view, and she should remain Queen Consort. After all, Philip was not crowned as King when Her Maj received her title.

Some comments on the issue:

Camilla was crowned alongside her husband, King Charles III and is now officially known as Queen Camilla. Although sending more pretigious, it does not signify any practical difference in Camilla’s role. Queen consorts do not formally share the sovereign’s powers and this is not changed by dropping “Consort” from the title.

It does however mark her progression from the reviled “other woman”, to a senior royal member and by and large accepptance by the Brit public.

Camilla and her first hubby Andrew Parker-Bowles divorced in 1995, shortly after Charles gave a television interview admitting having engaged in rumpy-pumpy with Camilla. Charles and Diana divorced the following year and Diana was killed in a car carsh the year after that, in 1997. There was a global outpouring of grief, Camilla and Charles waited until 2005 to marry.

It was never clear whether Camilla would be called Queen when Charles became King, although Charles probably related to the lyrics of Lavender Blue Dilly Dilly:

Lavenders blue, dilly, dilly
Lavender's green
When I am king, dilly, dilly
You shall be queen
Who told you so, dilly, dilly
Who told you so?
'Twas mine own heart, dilly, dilly
That told me so

Queen Elizabeth II finally settled it in 2022 when she gave the blessing for Camilla to be known as Queen Consort. This was widely seen as an endorsemnt that the royal family had accepted Camilla as a respected senior member.

Last month, Buckingham Palace’s official coronation invitations referred to Camilla as “Queen Camilla” for the first time. At the time, British media reported that palace officials believed it was an appropriate time to introduce the title, because several months had lapsed since Elizabeth's death in September.

The most recent queen consort in British history was George VI’s wife, Queen Elizabeth, who was known as “The Queen” and later the Queen Mother.

While the wife of a king is usually titled as the queen, there is much less consistency for the husband of a reigning queen. The title of king consort is rare. The title of prince consort for the husband of a reigning queen is more common. Protocol is that the title of King is historically higher than the Queen, so if there is a Ruling Queen, her husband could never be King. An example is Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, who married Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland; because she insisted that he be given a title identifying his status, he became Albert, Prince Consort.

Bottom line:
  • The wife of a reiging King can be the Queen or the Queen Consort.
  • The husband of a reigning Queen is not called the King Consort, he is the Prince Consort or may have another title, such as the Duke of Edinburgh.
  • The King can decide what his spouse will be titled.
  • Charles determined that his missus will be known as Queen.
  • On coronation day, the royal family changed their website to reflect the Queen Camilla title.




Tuesday, May 9, 2023

QUOTE FOR THE DAY


"I admit I made mistakes, especially wearing that beret. But the attention and judgment I received, not the story, but that I personally received was unprecedented. I was branded as a tramp, tart, slut, whore, bimbo, and of course That Woman. I was seen by many but actually known by few. And I get it. It was easy to forget that That Woman was dimensional, had a soul, and was once unbroken."

"When this happened to me 17 years ago, there was no name for it. Now we call it cyberbullying and online harassment."

- Monica Lewinsky, Ted Talk 2015



STILL MORE ROYAL STUFF


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Following on from yesterday’s post about the death of King George V (1865-1936), here are facts about his life that are of interest (at least, they were to me) . . .

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An heir and a spare:

An heir and a spare, despite Harry’s whingeing about it, has been part of British royal life since Prince John. With mortality rates high in the early days, spare figures in the line of succession maximised the continuation of the lineage and the power of the royal family.

George was a second son and not meant to become king, the first born of his father Edward VII being the Prince of Wales, Prince Albert Victor, the Duke of Clarence.

King Edward VII (1841 – 1910)

Prince Albert Victor, Duke of Clarence (1864-1892)

Albert fell ill with influenza in the pandemic of 1889–1892. He developed pneumonia and died less than a week after his 28th birthday.

Although Albert had been much loved by the British public and by his brother George, it was George as the spare who would now be heir to the throne.

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St Edward’s Crown:

St Edward's Crown is the centrepiece of the Crown Jewels of the United Kingdom. Named after Saint Edward the Confessor, versions of it have traditionally been used to crown English and British monarchs at their coronations since the 13th century.

The original crown was a holy relic kept at Westminster Abbey, Edward's burial place, until the regalia were either sold or melted down when Parliament abolished the monarchy in 1649, during the English Civil War.

The current St Edward's Crown was made for Charles II in 1661. It is 22-carat gold, 30 centimetres (12 in) tall, weighs 2.23 kilograms (4.9 lb), and is decorated with 444 precious and fine gemstones. The crown is similar in weight and overall appearance to the original.


After 1689, it was not used to crown any monarch for over 200 years. In 1911, the tradition was revived by George V and has continued ever since, including at the 2023 Coronation of Charles III and Camilla.

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Princess Mary:

When the names were being handed out, Mary must have been at the head of the queue, her name was Victoria Mary Augusta Louise Olga Pauline Claudine Agness. She was generally known as Princess Mary. By birth, Mary was a member of the House of Teck in Berlin, Germany, and through her mother, she was a distant member of the British Royal Family

Mary had been engaged to marry Prince Albert Victor, but his death six weeks before their wedding put a damper on that. Queen Victoria still favoured Mary as a royal bride and therefore arranged for her to marry Albert Victor's brother, Prince George. Reports are that their marriage was a happy one, evidenced by their having six kids together, and, unlike his father, George never taking a mistress.


Mary of Teck, Queen of the United Kingdom and Empress of India as the wife of George V. Before his accession, she was successively Duchess of York, Duchess of Cornwall and Princess of Wales.

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Queen Mary:

In 1934 the Cunard Line and the White Star Line merged.

One of the issues that had to be resolved was naming of future ships. Cunard had a tradition of naming its ships with names that ended in “ia”, such as Lusitania, Mauretania and Aquitania. The White Star Line, on the other hand, had a tradition of ending its ships’ names with "ic", as in Olympic, Britannic and the ill-fated Titanic. Because Cunard had acquired the White Star Line, many considered that the Cunard tradition would prevail. Others felt it would be appropriate to commence a new naming tradition.

White Star and Cunard continued to separately build ships. White Star built a new ocean liner, Oceanic, and Cunard built two unnamed liners, Ships 534 and 552.

Cunard had kept the proposed name of Ship 534 a closely guarded secret. In 1936 a delegation led by Sir Ashley Sparks, then Chairman of Cunard Line's American offices, approached King George V for permission to name the ship Queen Victoria. Sir Ashley told King George that the company wanted to name the ship after "the greatest of all English queens." Upon hearing this, the king replied, "Oh, my wife will be pleased."

The delegation had no option but to name Ship 534 Queen Mary. Ship 552 became Queen Elizabeth.

Today the Queen Mary is permanently moored as a tourist attraction, hotel, museum and event facility in Long Beach, California

Postcard of the Cunard White Star RMS "Queen Mary"

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The above pictures are of King George V, Kaiser Wilhelm II and Czar Nicholas II, world leaders going into WW1. The similarity in appearance is because they were all cousins whose grandmother was Queen Victoria. It has been argued by some historians that had Victoria still been alive, the war might not have taken place.

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George was reputedly an active reader and was said to read a book per week. However, during his reign, he made only four trips outside of the United Kingdom: to India, France, Belgium, and Italy.

"I see in The Times today," George V's private secretary remarked one day, "some damn fool has given fourteen hundred pounds for a single stamp at a private sale." "Yes," the king replied, "I am that damn fool." [George V was in fact an avid collector of postage stamps.]

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Long before Charles’ limiting of the use of royal title, Queen Victoria had pruned the use of HRH (His/Her Royal Highness) to direct members of the Royal Family. George restricted it even further to children and grandchildren of the monarch. He also did away with numerous other stylings such as “Serene Highness” and simply “Highness.”

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One day King George V and Queen Mary visited George Cadbury's chocolate factory. Cadbury gallantly led the way with the queen while his wife walked behind with the king. Despite the cold weather, Cadbury removed his hat as a mark of respect for his royal guests. Queen Mary, however, concerned about his health, begged him to be sensible: "Mr. Cadbury, please put on your hat," she beseeched. When he demurred, she repeated her request: "Please, Mr. Cadbury—or I'll ask the king to command you to do so!" Still he demurred... Finally, from behind them came the booming voice of Elizabeth Cadbury: "George, put your hat on!" [He did.]

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Nein:

Before 1917, members of the British Royal Family had no surname, but only the name of the house or dynasty to which they belonged. Kings and princes were historically known by the names of the countries over which they and their families ruled. Kings and queens therefore signed themselves by their first names only, a tradition in the United Kingdom which has continued to the present day.

The names of dynasties tended to change when the line of succession was taken by a rival faction within the family (for example, Henry IV and the Lancastrians, Edward IV and the Yorkists, Henry VII and the Tudors), or when succession passed to a different family branch through females (for example, Henry II and the Angevins, James I and the Stuarts, George I and the Hanoverians).

Just as children can take their surnames from their father, so sovereigns normally take the name of their 'House' from their father. For this reason, Queen Victoria's eldest son Edward VII belonged to the House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha (the family name of his father Prince Albert). Edward VII's second son, the spare, George V, became the second king of that dynasty when he succeeded to the throne in 1910.

The outbreak of World War I in 1914 turned public opinion against all things German. George changed the family name from Saxe-Coburg and Gotha to Windsor

had been part of the British dynasty of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, as were his parents and grandparents, but changed the family name to Windsor, after the Castle of the same name.

At a meeting of the Privy Council on 17 July 1917, George V declared that 'all descendants in the male line of Queen Victoria, who are subjects of these realms, other than female descendants who marry or who have married, shall bear the name of Windsor'.

“A good riddance”, Punch, 1917

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Political conflicts between the House of Lords and the House of Commons created a constitutional crisis in 1910 that George inherited when he became king. George promised to support reform if the Liberal Party won a clear victory. After they did just that, he gave his support to the 1911 Parliament Act which greatly reduced the power of the House of Lords and made the Commons the more powerful of the two. When the Lords objected to this, George threatened to create 250 Liberal peers to dominate the chamber. The Conservative majority in the House of Lords then had little choice but to let the bill pass.

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One day Lord Derby delicately suggested that George V be slightly more lenient with his son Edward (the young Prince of Wales). "My father [Edward VII] was frightened of his mother," the king replied, "I was frightened of my father; and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me."

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Radio announcer John Reed King once recalled the day a colleague, Charles Harlington, made a royal blooper. "They sent him into the studio the day George the fifth of England died. And he went on the air and said, 'Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt this coast-to-coast broadcast to bring you a bulletin from London, England: George the vee is dead.'"



Monday, May 8, 2023

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 





MORE ROYAL STUFF

From the vault, 03.11.2022, with additional material.

I know this is a repost of a relatively recent item but the coronation of Charles 111 to the throne makes it topical and interesting.

It was originally part of a larger post on last words of famous people.



King George V
(1865–1936)

Portraitr by Luke Fildes, 1911.
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“Bugger Bognor!”

Reputed to be the last words of King George V, being his response when his doctor told him he would soon be well and able to visit Bognor Regis again.

It has also been suggested that George V, a heavy smoker, in 1928 fell ill with a chest infection. He spent some time recuperating at Sir Arthur du Cros's house in the south-coast town of Bognor and, the story goes, when he was leaving the town he was petitioned to rename it Bognor Regis as a mark of his visit. He is supposed to have responded 'Bugger Bognor!"

It is unlikely they were his last words.
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On the evening of 15 January 1936, the King took to his bedroom at Sandringham House complaining of a cold and he remained in the room until his death. He became gradually weaker, drifting in and out of consciousness. Prime Minister Baldwin later said:
... each time he became conscious it was some kind inquiry or kind observation of someone, some words of gratitude for kindness shown. But he did say to his secretary when he sent for him: "How is the Empire?" An unusual phrase in that form, and the secretary said: "All is well, sir, with the Empire", and the King gave him a smile and relapsed once more into unconsciousness.
By 20 January, he was close to death. His physicians, led by Lord Dawson of Penn, issued a bulletin with the words "The King's life is moving peacefully towards its close."

Dawson's private diary, unearthed after his death and made public in 1986, reveals that the King's last words, a mumbled "God damn you!", were addressed to his nurse, Catherine Black, when she gave him a sedative that night.

Dawson, who supported the "gentle growth of euthanasia", admitted in the diary that he ended the King's life:
At about 11 o'clock it was evident that the last stage might endure for many hours, unknown to the Patient but little comporting with that dignity and serenity which he so richly merited and which demanded a brief final scene. Hours of waiting just for the mechanical end when all that is really life has departed only exhausts the onlookers & keeps them so strained that they cannot avail themselves of the solace of thought, communion or prayer. I therefore decided to determine the end and injected (myself) morphia gr.3/4 [grains] and shortly afterwards cocaine gr.1 [grains] into the distended jugular vein ... In about 1/4 an hour – breathing quieter – appearance more placid – physical struggle gone.
Dawson wrote that he acted to preserve the King's dignity, to prevent further strain on the family, and so that the King's death at 11:55 pm could be announced in the morning edition of The Times newspaper rather than "less appropriate ... evening journals". 

Queen Mary, who was intensely religious and might not have sanctioned euthanasia, nor the Prince of Wales, were consulted. The royal family did not want the King to endure pain and suffering and did not want his life prolonged artificially but neither did they approve Dawson's actions. British Pathé announced the King's death the following day, in which he was described as "for each one of us, more than a King, a father of a great family".


Postcard for George V's Silver Jubilee, celebrating 25 years on the throne in 1935, showing King George V and Queen Mary. He died on January 20, 1936.
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At the procession to George's lying in state in Westminster Hall, the cross surmounting the Imperial State Crown atop George's coffin fell off and landed in the gutter as the cortège turned into New Palace Yard. The new king, George's eldest son Edward, saw it fall and wondered whether it was a bad omen for his new reign. Edward abdicated before the year was out, leaving Albert to ascend the throne as George VI.
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The Lying-in-State at Westminster Hall, London

The Funeral Procession passes
the Queen Victoria statue in Windsor

The Cortege procedes down to Lower Ward and turns right into
The Horseshoe Cloisters and St George's Chapel

The coffin lies on the catafalque in St George's Chapel


Sunday, May 7, 2023

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 


Jethro Tull (1674 – 1741) was an English agriculturist who helped to bring about the British Agricultural Revolution of the 18th century. He perfected a horse-drawn seed drill in 1701 that economically sowed the seeds in neat rows, and later developed a horse-drawn hoe. Tull's methods were adopted by many landowners and helped to provide the basis for modern agriculture. 

As regards the band by that name, at first the new band had trouble obtaining repeat bookings, and they changed their name frequently in order to continue playing the London club circuit, using aliases such as Navy Blue, Ian Henderson's Bag o' Nails, and Candy Coloured Rain. The names were often supplied by their booking agent's staff, one of whom, a history enthusiast, eventually named them Jethro Tull after the 18th-century agriculturist. The name stuck because they were using it when the manager of the Marquee Club liked their show enough to give them a weekly residency. 

In an interview in 2006, the group’s bandleader, founder, principal composer and only constant member, Ian Anderson, said that he had not realised it was the name of "a dead guy who invented the seed drill - I thought our agent had made it up". He said if he could change one thing in his life, he would go back and change the name of the band to something less historical.