Saturday, June 7, 2025
ANECDOTES
ON THIS DAY
Friday, June 6, 2025
FUNNY FRIDAY
ON THIS DAY
Thursday, June 5, 2025
ON THIS DAY
TODAY'S DEFINITIONS
Sent to me by Vince C, thanks Vince . . .
BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS
The only animal you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.
INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
A doctrine, fostered by a
delusional, illogical minority,
and rabidly promoted by an
unscrupulous mainstream media,
which holds forth the proposition
that it is
entirely possible to pick up dirt
by the clean end.
RAISIN
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to
extraction.
TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES
Something other people have....similar to my character lines.
Something other people have....similar to my character lines.
Wednesday, June 4, 2025
ON THIS DAY
WEIRD WEDNESDAY
When charging at Malvern Hill , a company was posted in a clump of trees, who kept up a fierce fire on us...Their officer seemed to be a daring, reckless boy, and I said to Sergeant Driscoll, ‘if that officer is not taken down, many of us will fall before we pass that clump.’‘Leave that to me,” said Driscoll; so he raised his rifle, and the moment the officer exposed himself again bang went Driscoll,and over went the officer, his company at once breaking away.As we passed the place I said, 'Driscoll, see if that officer is dead - he was a brave fellow.'I stood looking on. Driscoll turned him over on his back. [The officer] opened his eyes for a moment, and faintly murmured 'Father,' and closed them forever.I will forever recollect the frantic grief of Driscoll; it was harrowing to witness. [The dead officer] was his son, who had gone South before the war.And what became of Driscoll afterwards? … he rushed up, with his coat off, and, clutching his musket, charged right up at the enemy, calling on the men to follow. He soon fell, but jumped up again. We knew he was wounded. On he dashed, but he soon rolled over like a top. When we came up he was dead, riddled with bullets."
‘Within six months from the coming into force of the present Treaty […], Germany will hand over to His Britannic Majesty’s Government the skull of Sultan Mkwawa which was removed from the Protectorate of British East Africa and taken to Germany.’
‘the facts are that the Germans should not have cut his head off, they should not have sent it to Germany when they had cut it off and if they did not want to return it they should not have lost the war.’
Tuesday, June 3, 2025
ON THIS DAY
COLD AS . . .
Monday, June 2, 2025
READERS WRITE
Otto, good evening [our time],Last weekend we celebrated the "official" start of the summer season with Memorial Day.The history of it evolved from Decoration Day, when the graves and markers of the military deceased had flowers and other decorations placed. Now, it's time greatly noted for the first of summer and outdoor activities.But . . . I want to again thank you again for those beautiful pictures of your Nation's magnificence.Many, many times since Christmas they were an absolutely blessed aid to help me get through [alas - poor me] the winter days' early dark, the temperatures below zero [F degrees], and provide a gentle reminder that Spring will come.I'd often drive over bridges spanning rivers and streams frozen solid, and then reach home and have my "fix" of your beautiful shores, all on laminated cards. Happy, happy, happy.Wishing you, Kate, your family, and all your other loved ones all the very best.Kind regards,Ron
Good morning Otto,Just to set the record straight, the third paragraph about George Floyd depicts him of living a crime free life after moving to Minneapolis. That is far from the truth. Primary cause of death was indeed asphyxiation and he did not deserve to die that way, but the autopsy revealed he had fentanyl, meth, cannabinoids, and morphine in his system, plus heart disease. He was also trying to pass counterfeit money so for weakepedia to suggesthe was a model citizen is not true. The drugs in his system, and his heart disease caused him to not do well under stress. My take on this case is that he was not murdered. I don't think Chauvin put him on the ground with the intent to kill him and to be convicted of murder there has to be intent.I would suggest that George should have paid attention to Chris Rock's video about "How not to get your ass kicked by the police" and he would possibly be alive today, but probably not with his drug use and heart disease.Hope you are having a good weekend,Tim
Thanks for the mention of Stardust, Otto. It provides me with an opportunity to make a note not to watch it!All the bestSteve m
Otto,My wife, too, thinks I'm a god. She provides burnt offering every evening.






































