Saturday, March 26, 2016

Quote for the Day

It has been said, 'time heals all wounds.' I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens. But it is never gone.

- Rose Kennedy (1890 - 1925)

Rose Kennedy, 1939

Rose Elizabeth Fitzgerald Kennedy was an American philanthropist and socialite. She was deeply embedded in the "lace curtain" Irish Catholic community in Boston, where her father was mayor. She was the wife of businessman and investor Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr, who was United States Ambassador to the Court of St James. Their nine children included President John F. Kennedy, Senator Robert F. Kennedy, and Senator Edward Kennedy.


Goodnight Earl


My wife Kate and I have been watching a DVD of the first season of The Waltons.

For those too young to know, The Waltons was a US television series set in rural Virginia that first aired in 1971. It lasted for 9 seasons and followed the fortunes of the Walton family during the Great Depression and World War 11.

Kate and I both recall watching the show when we were younger and yesterday we discussed how much of the show was based on truth. I googled the information and found that the series creator, American television writer and producer Earl Hamner, had died only 2 days ago, on 24 March 2016, aged 92.

Earl Hamner with actor Richard Thomas (John Boy Walton) who portrayed him in the series

Some facts:
  • Hamner (1923 – 2016) grew up in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia at a place called Schuyler, the oldest of eight children (five boys, three girls, all red-headed). All of the Walton children are based on Hamner and his siblings. He also based the characters of The Waltons' grandparents on composites of both sides of his and his wife’s parents.
  • Hamner’s novel, Spencer’s Mountain, was turned into a 1963 movie starring Henry Fonda and Maureen O’Hara.
  • During the Depression years his father worked as a machinist at the DuPont factory 50 kilometres (30 miles) away so lived in a boarding house during the week. For the weekends he travelled back to the family by bus and walked the last 10 kilometres (6 miles).
  • One such trek home, on a snowy Christmas Eve in 1933, became the inspiration for Hamner’s 1970 novella, The Homecoming, which in turn became a Christmas special that starred Richard Thomas and Patricia Neal (modeled after Hamner and his mother). This effectively served as the pilot for The Waltons.
  • In Hamner’s house, the kids said good night to one another from their respective rooms, just as on the show.
  • Each of The Waltons episodes opened and closed with narration by Hamner himself, as John, now older and looking back.

  • In a 2000 interview he commented:
“I became the narrator in an odd way. When we were producing The Homecoming, we auditioned just about every professional narrator in town. Finally, Fielder Cook, the director, said, ‘We need somebody who sounds as homespun as Earl.’ He thrust a microphone in front of my face and told me to read the copy. It was a particularly moving segment about my feelings for my family, and I felt very deeply about what I was reading. When I looked over at Fielder, I could see that he was moved and that I had the job!”





Friday, March 25, 2016

Quote for the Day

Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see its all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

And...
Always look on the bright side
of life...
(Whistle)

Always look on the right side
of life...

C'mon Brian, cheer up

Always look on the bright side
of life...

Always look on the bright side
of life...

- From Monty Python's The Life of Brian, 
"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"



Funny Good Friday



In past years I’ve posted some quite funny items about Easter, that’s why it’s known as Good Friday. Nahh, that’s not true, the bit about being known as Good Friday. The jokes certainly are good and I had a chuckle myself on rereading them. To go to them, click on the following links, it’s worth the effort:

2015:

2014:

2013:

Btw, the common belief that the name Good Friday comes from “God Friday” or “God’s Friday” is probably not correct. The alternative explanation is that the “good” part means pious or holy, an etymology supported by the Oxford English Dictionary.


If I can’t take credit for originating the term Good Friday, I will claim the honours for Funny Good Friday, which is what follows.





















Corn Corner:

What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? 
It's going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick.

How does the Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!


Thursday, March 24, 2016

Quote for the Day



Some Easter facts


Some fun Easter facts
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JS Fry of Bristol made the first chocolate egg in the UK in 1873, with Cadbury’s launching their version two years later. Decorated by hand to suit Victorian tastes, these eggs were made from dark chocolate and would have been rather grainy and bitter by today’s standards. According to Tony Bilsborough of Cadbury’s: “They would have been a very expensive and luxury gift.” In 1905 Cadbury’s launched the Dairy Milk chocolate bar, and the subsequent Easter egg made with this new style milk chocolate proved a big hit. Better transportation, a lowering of trade tariffs on cocoa, and developments in production allowed the masses to enjoy Easter eggs, but adults were still the target market.
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In 2007, an Easter egg covered in diamonds sold for almost £9 million. Every hour, a cockerel made of jewels pops up from the top of the Faberge egg, flaps its wings four times, nods its head three times and makes a crowing noise. The gold-and-pink enamel egg was made by the Russian royal family as an engagement gift for French aristocrat Baron Edouard de Rothschild.
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When people gorge on a chocolate Easter bunny, 76 per cent bite off the ears first, 5 per cent go for the feet and 4 per cent opt for the tail.
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The tallest chocolate Easter egg ever was made in Italy in 2011, being 10.39 metres in height and 7,200 kg in weight.
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Some other unique Easter eggs:

Giant egg made from eggs, Kiev

The Lindt bunny made from Lindt bunnies


Easter egg creations by Barcelona based pastry chef and chocolatier Oriol Balaguer
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Volker Kraft has decorated the tree in his front yard in Germany with Easter eggs for the last 47 years. In 2013 he outdid himself by putting up over 10,000 eggs. It took him his family just over a week to dangle all the colourful eggs from the branches. Kraft says he started the tradition for their grandchildren, but it has since grown into a global attraction with thousands of people flocking to the little town of Saalfeld.

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The world’s largest known Easter Egg is found in Canada.  
Vegreville, Alberta, a town of 5,300, is home to this 31 foot high sculptural egg, decorated in traditional Ukrainian style. The exquisite and intricate decoration of Easter eggs is a Ukrainian folk art known the world over. Pysanka is the Ukrainian word for Easter egg. The sculpture was built in 1975 to commemorate the centennial of the formation of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police in Alberta. Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip unveiled the plaque next to the egg during their visit in 1978. Vegreville’s Pysankas is made of aluminum, permanently anodized in gold, bronze, and silver. The 13,357 pieces weighs 16 tonnes and measures 25.7 feet long and 18.3 feet wide.
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The most famous decorated Easter eggs are those designed by Peter Carl Faberge. 


In 1885 the Russian Tsar commissioned Faberge to make a special Easter gift for his wife. This first Faberge egg was an egg within an egg. The outside egg was of gold and enameled white with a smaller gold egg inside. Inside the smaller egg was a golden chicken and a jewelled replica of the Imperial crown. 
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On Easter Sunday in Scotland and North-East England, some people have great fun rolling painted eggs down steep hills. This is also popular in parts of America, where people push the egg along with a spoon.

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The name Easter owes its origin to Eostre or Eastre, an Anglo-Saxon goddess of light and the dawn who was honoured at pagan festivals celebrating the arrival of spring.
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Easter is celebrated at different times by Eastern and Western Christians. That’s because the dates for Easter in Eastern Christianity are based on the Julian Calendar.
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The traditional act of painting eggs is called Pysanka.
It consists of successive applications of wax and various dyes.