Sunday, October 5, 2014

Daylight Saving Time



Today marks the beginning of the annual daylight savings period, the day when we move our clocks forward one hour, from 2.00am to 3.00am. As a result, where it used to get dark at 5.15pm, that will now be 6.15pm. As the days lengthen, the period of daylight will be further increased. Correspondingly, it will become light later in the morning.

Here are some facts and trivia about daylight saving . . .

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Daylight Saving Time will finish in New South Wales on 5 April 2015, when the clocks are adjusted at 3.00am to become 2.00am.


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Although seasons are reversed in the northern hemisphere and we here in Oz don’t refer to autumn as “fall”, the following is a convenient way to remember how to adjust the clocks:



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From 2am on Sunday, Australia will officially have five different time zones. Residents from New South Wales, Victoria, South Australia, Tasmania, and the Australian Capital Territory will turn their clock forward one hour. However Qld, the Northern Territory and Western Australia are not followers of daylight saving. Residents of Sydney, Melbourne, Hobart and Canberra will now be half an hour ahead of Adelaide, one hour ahead of Brisbane, one and a half hours ahead of Darwin and three hours ahead of Perth. The differing time zones are due to the size of our land mass. Australia is usually divided up into three separate time zones, however with daylight saving this becomes five.


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Ancient civilizations are known to have engaged in a practice similar to modern DST where they would adjust their daily schedules in accordance to the Sun. For example, the Roman water clocks used different scales for different months of the year.


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Benjamin Franklin is often credited with being the inventor of DST. In his 1784 essay “An Economical Project for Diminishing the Cost of Light” he proposed to economise the use of candles by rising earlier in the morning to make use of the morning sunlight. His was, however, light hearted comic suggestion.

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New Zealand entomologist George Vernon Hudson was the person who actually suggested changing the clocks for daylight saving. In 1895, Hudson presented a paper to the Wellington Philosophical Society that proposed a two-hour shift forward in October and a two-hour shift back in March. He followed up his proposal with an article in 1898, and although there was interest in the idea, it was never followed through.

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Germany was the first country to implement DST. Clocks there were first turned forward at 11:00 p.m. (23:00) on April 30, 1916. The rationale was to minimize the use of artificial lighting in order to save fuel for the war effort during World War I. The idea was quickly followed by Britain and many other countries, including the United States. Many countries reverted back to standard time post-World War I. It wasn’t until the next World War that DST made its return in many countries in order to save vital energy resources for the war.

Cartoon from Punch magazine during WW 1. It is entitled Wake up, England! and shows the sun bursting through a man's bedroom window during WW1. The sun says to householder "Now, why waste your daylight? Save it and give it to the country." Further comment reads: [If only for the sake of economy in artificial light during war-time, the daylight-saving scheme should have the support of all patriots.] 

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President Franklin D. Roosevelt instituted year-round DST in the United States, called “War Time” during World War II from February 9, 1942 to September 30, 1945. The law was enforced 40 days after the bombing of Pearl Harbor and during this time, the U.S. time zones were called “Eastern War Time”, “Central War Time”, and “Pacific War Time”. After the surrender of Japan in mid-August 1945, the time zones were relabeled “Peace Time”.



Britain applied “Double Summer Time” during World War II by moving the clocks two hours ahead of GMT during the summer and one hour ahead of GMT during the winter.

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All States and Territories used daylight saving Time during World Wars 1 and 2.

Daylight saving was first introduced thereafter to Tasmania in 1968 and to the Australian mainland in 1971. After a short trial period, the more temperate southern states of New South Wales, Victoria, Tasmania and South Australia continued to change their clocks each October and March; however, tropical Queensland and the hot desert states of Western Australia and the Northern Territory chose to keep standard time all year round.

Since that time, Queensland has come under continued pressure to 'join' daylight saving in order to be in sync with the rest of the eastern seaboard. This pressure, which is overwhelmingly driven by the south-east business sector and metropolitan media, still divides and disrupts the state.

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The following daylight saving mistake earned the 1999 Darwin Award:

This is the Darwin Award citation:

In most parts of the world, the switch away from Daylight Saving Time proceeds smoothly. But the time change raised havoc with Palestinian terrorists this year. 
Israel insisted on a premature switch from Daylight Savings Time to Standard Time to accommodate a week of pre-sunrise prayers. Palestinians refused to live on "Zionist Time." Two weeks of scheduling havoc ensued. Nobody knew the "correct" time. 
At precisely 5:30pm on Sunday, two coordinated car bombs exploded in different cities, killing three terrorists who were transporting the bombs. It was initially believed that the devices had been detonated prematurely by klutzy amateurs. A closer look revealed the truth behind the explosions. 
The bombs had been prepared in a Palestine-controlled area, and set to detonate on Daylight Saving Time. But the confused drivers had already switched to Standard Time. When they picked up the bombs, they neglected to ask whose watch was used to set the timing mechanism. As a result, the cars were still en-route when the explosives detonated, delivering the terrorists to their untimely demises.

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Through 2006, Daylight Saving Time in the U.S. ended a few days before Halloween (October 31). Children’s pedestrian deaths are four times higher on Halloween than on any other night of the year. A new law to extend DST to the first Sunday in November took effect in 2007, with the purpose of providing trick-or-treaters more light and therefore more safety from traffic accidents. For decades, candy manufacturers lobbied for a Daylight Saving Time extension to Halloween, as many of the young trick-or-treaters gathering candy are not allowed out after dark, and thus an added hour of light means a big holiday treat for the candy industry. Anecdotally, the 2007 switch may not have had much effect, as it appeared that children simply waited until dark to go trick-or-treating.

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Widespread confusion was created during the 1950s and 1960s when each U.S. locality could start and end Daylight Saving Time as it desired. One year, 23 different pairs of DST start and end dates were used in Iowa alone. For exactly five weeks each year, Boston, New York, and Philadelphia were not on the same time as Washington D.C., Cleveland, or Baltimore--but Chicago was. And, on one Ohio to West Virginia bus route, passengers had to change their watches seven times in 35 miles! The situation led to millions of dollars in costs to several industries, especially those involving transportation and communications. Extra railroad timetables alone cost the today's equivalent of over $12 million per year.

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Amish communities in the United States and Canada are divided about whether or not to observe Daylight Saving Time. Although the Amish are generally known for leading simple lives without modern conveniences, practices vary from community to community. Likewise, some Amish communities observe DST, while others do not. In one county in Ohio, approximately 10 of the 90 Amish church districts opt out of DST (known as “fast time” or “English time,” preferring to observe what they term “slow time.”

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Saturday, October 4, 2014

Rugby League Trophies




As you watch the captain of the winning Rugby League team hoist aloft the revered winner’s trophy at the end of Sunday’s grand final, take a closer look at the trophy in the light of the comments below . . .

From its beginnings:

The Royal Agricultural Society Challenge Shield was the first premiership shield of the New South Wales Rugby League, beginning from the inception of Rugby League in NSW in 1908. A black mahogany shield embossed with silver, it was won by South Sydney, Newtown and Eastern Suburbs. It was presented to star Easts captain Herbert 'Dally' Messenger in 1913, after his club won the trophy three years running.

The shield is now part of the National Museum of Australia's National Historical Collection. Its association with the genesis of rugby league in Australia, and its connection to the game's first great star, make it one of the most important rugby league treasures held in a public collection in Australia.


J J Giltinan Shield:


From 1951, following the death of Rugby League bigshot J J Giltinan in 1950, the winners of the year’s Rugby League Grand Final were awarded the J J Giltinan Shield.

Since 1997 it has been awarded to the season’s minor premiers, the points leader at the end of the rounds.


The 1963 Rugby League Grand Final:

The 1963 Grand Final between St George and Western Suburbs featured players that I was privileged to see play, back in the days when I used to attend matches every weekend . . . Johnny Raper, Reg Gasnier, Johnny King, Graeme Langlands, Eddie Lumsden, Norm Provan, Ian Walsh, Kevin Ryan, Peter Dimond, Noel Kelly, Arthur Summons, Jack Gibson . . . today just names and memories from the past. My attendance at RL games did not happen until some years later, so I didn’t see the 1963 grand final.

It was played in torrential rain and a sea of mud that so coated the players that their faces, guernseys and colours were unrecognisable.

St George won the match 8-3, their 8th consecutive grand final win, but it is a photo by John O’Gready that has kept the match in the public imagination a photo which became known as “The Gladiators”. According to Wikipedia “since it was first published (it) has been appreciated by rugby league fans as capturing an essence of the game wherein a little man can fairly compete against the bigger man, and where sporting respect and camaraderie follow epic struggle.”




From 1982 to 1995 the grand final Rugby League winners were awarded the Winfeld Cup, which was a trophy, not a cup.


(Between 1982 and 1994 the competition and governing authority was the New South Wales Rugby League, NSWRL; in 1995 it was renamed the Australian Rugby League, ARL. It is now the NRL.)

The Winfield Cup was a three dimensional bronze sculpture of The Gladiators photograph, the image being symbolic of the camaraderie and 'mateship' in rugby league.

Unfortunately for Winfield, a popular cigarette brand, the Australian Federal Government’s introduction of the Tobacco Advertising Prohibition Act 1992 outlawed tobacco advertising in sports in Australia. Accordingly Winfield was out and so was the name of the trophy.

This was also the time of Super League.



In the mid-1990s a mammoth battle was fought over pay television rights to rugby league. The Australian Rugby League, backed by media giant Kerry Packer, owned the rights until 2000. In order to bypass this, Rupert Murdoch's rival media organisation, News Limited, signed individual coaches and players to compete in a rebel competition – the Super League.

The Australian Rugby League took Super League to the Federal Court and prevented the rebel league from kicking off in 1996. A later decision, however, allowed Super League to start in 1997.

A dismayed Australian Rugby League chairman Ken Arthurson said he was 'furious, hurt and bewildered'. That season, 22 teams competed in two separate competitions. Teams aligned with the Australian Rugby League competed for the Optus Cup, while the Super League aligned teams competed for the Super League Cup. 

The Super League Cup

Optus Cup

The Optus Cup was a redesign of the Winfield Cup but, whereas the Winfield Cup-but-not-a-cup had Provan and Summons realistically embracing on a piece of earth, the Optus Cup-not-a-cup had them suspended in the air, somewhat like Jesus descending from the clouds but, in this case, from a giant football behind them.

The Optus Cup-not-a-cup lasted 2 seasons.

With two separate competitions competing for sponsorship and crowds, many clubs faced financial ruin. Peace talks in late 1997 resulted in the formation of a single competition, the National Rugby League, jointly owned by the Australian Rugby League and News Limited. 


From 1998, after the ARL and Super League kissed, made up and joined forces, a new trophy was in order, the Telstra Premiership Grand Final Trophy . . .


Those who detect a resemblance to the angelic, floating Provan and Summons in the Optus Cup and before that to the Winfield Cup will not be remiss. It is a redesign of what has gone before.

In 2013, the 50th anniversary of the 1963 Grand Final, the trophy was officially renamed the Provan-Summons Trophy. The news was revealed when Provan and Summons visited the Sydney Cricket Ground in 2013 prior to that year’s grand final, neither knowing that such a decision had been made or that there was to be an official announcement by the NRL and Telstra of the proposed renaming.


Mr Provan and Mr Summons were surprised with the news as they went to mark the very spot where they had stood 50 years ago, not knowing of the tribute the NRL and naming rights partner Telstra had in store.

According to Provan:

“If I drop dead tomorrow I will always be happy with the life Rugby League has given me. I’ve played a lot of football and I'm sure there are a lot of other worthy recipients. I am immensely pleased with it and it will sink in later how much it means.”

Summons added: “I don't think you can put it in to words the emotions that you feel. It is probably the greatest honour old footballers can get to have the Premiership trophy named after you. I am extremely honoured and I’m sure Norm is as well. A lot of thanks should be going to the photographer. Unfortunately the great John O'Gready is not with us to share this moment with us. Without him we would have been forgotten 50 years ago.”

Telstra managing director Rick Ellis added “Norm Provan and Arthur Summons showed fans and players alike that there was something more enduring than the score-line and today their legacy reminds us that the business of sport is about great people and great champions.” 



Friday, October 3, 2014

Funny Friday


"Soccer is hooligans acting like gentlemen, Rugby Union is gentlemen acting like hooligans and Rugby League is hooligans acting like hooligans."
- Sergeant Pascoe in Dalziel and Pascoe

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that."
- William "Bill" Shankly (1913 – 1981), Scottish footballer and manager of Liverpool Football Club

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With the Rugby League Grand Final on this Sunday, what better theme for Funny Friday than football (and yes, I know that the purists refer to only soccer as “football”).

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A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cronulla Sharks football team, who the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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Three friends all die at the same time and end up at the pearly gates where Albert Einstein is waiting for them. The first chap approached and Alby asks him "What is your IQ, my good man?"

"250" the chap replies.

"Ah excellent. We can participate in meaningful and articulate discussions with my mates Plato and Newton about the Theory of Relativity, Chaos Theory, Astrophysics and the Theory of Everything. We will have much to discuss. You may enter."

The second fellow approached the gate and Albert asks him the same question.

"150" was the reply.

"Ah good. We can discuss the fascinating subjects of History, Philosophy, Economics and Sociology. We will have much to discuss. You may enter."

The third chap approaches the gate nervously.

"Now my good man, what is your IQ?"

"50" the third man replies sheepishly. To which Alby's response was ....

"How about those Bulldogs, hey?"

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A Rabbitoh fan and a Roosters fan bump into each other in the supermarket. "Sorry, mate," says the Rabbitoh’s fan, "I'm a bit nervous, I lost my wife, can't find her anywhere." The Roosters fan replies "Gee, I can't find mine either, how about we go and look for them together?" "Sure," says the Rabbitoh fan, "what does you wife look like?" "Eh well, she's blonde, long hair, tall slim body, well tanned, large breasts and she's wearing a tight fitting low cut black dress. What does your wife look like?" "Forget about my wife," says the Rabbitoh, "let's go and look for yours!"

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The Cronulla Sharks squad just finished their pre training pep talk from Ricky. Words like passion, respect and pride were evident. The boys were pumped, ready to train the hardest they had all season.

Finally Ricky said, "Ok boys, take your usual positions on the field."

The players then grouped up and stood in their in-goal...

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Training was delayed at Toyota Park yesterday after a mysterious white substance was found on the grass. After closer inspection, and forensic testing, the results came back. The substance, unfamiliar to Sharks players, was in fact the try line.

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A man had great tickets for the Grand Final.

As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

No", he says. "The seat is empty".

"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Grand Final and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."

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Two boys are playing football in a park near Manly Beach when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. 

"Parramatta fan saves friend from vicious animal", he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Parramatta fan," the boy replies. "Tigers fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again. "I'm not a Tigers fan either, " the boy says.

"Then what are you?" the reporter says. "I'm a Manly fan !!!" 

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Spoilt brat kills family pet".

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Two blokes from Townsville died and instead of Heaven they went to Hell. In Hell the Devil wanted the two blokes to suffer, so he turned the temperature hotter than normal. Later the Devil went to check on them and found they weren't worried by the heat. The Devil asked, "Why aren't you two hot?"

One of the blokes said, "We're from Townsville mate,we're used to heat".

So the Devil went off and thought to himself, "I can't have these 2 blokes not suffering", so he turned the heat up more and went and checked on them again, only to find them not phased at all.

The Devil was filthy that they weren't suffering by now and thought, "If I turn the temperature to freezing these Townsville blokes won't be used to the cold."   So once Hell was freezing, the Devil went to check on the 2 blokes, only to find them jumping and cheering and out loud.

The Devil asked why they were cheering when it is so cold and they were used to the heat.   The two blokes replied, "When Hell freezes over, it means one thing, the Nth Qld Cowboys have won the NRL Premiership."

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Corn Corner:


Q:  What does it mean when your wife wears a Cronulla Sharks guernsy to bed?

A:  It means you aren't going to score.

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Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Last Words



Michael Jackson

“More milk.” 

Said by Michael Jackson to Dr. Conrad Murray in 2009. 

“Milk” was Jackson’s nickname for the anesthetic Propofol on which he fatally overdosed.



Humphrey Bogart

“I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis.” 

Said before dying in 1957 from cancer of the oesophagus, thought to be the result of his heavy smoking and drinking



Barry White

"Leave me alone. I'm fine." 

Said before succumbing to renal failure at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles in 2003.



John Lennon

"Yes, I am." 

Said while sitting in a police car after being shot outside his home in 1980, after officers asked him if he was John Lennon.



Joe DiMaggio

"I finally get to see Marilyn." 

According to his lawyer, DiMaggio’s final words were of his former love, Marilyn Monroe. He died in his home in 1999 following a battle with lung cancer

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