Sunday, August 7, 2016

Olympic musings

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How good was the Rio Olympic flame, the cauldron with the spinning baubles? Magic, and not bad for a country that has done it on the cheap.




The fact that the cauldron is small is part of the Rio Olympic theme of the fight against climate change and global warming, hence a cauldron that didn’t generate a large volume of fire and that has low emissions.

The sculpture was designed by Anthony Howe and hangs behind the cauldron. It is wind-powered and in constant motion. According to Howe, it represents the sun, with the spirals representing life, this being a comment on solar energy.
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The first Olympic record broken at the Rio games happened before the opening ceremony. The condom distribution tally at Rio is 450,000 (350,000 male condoms, 100,000 female condoms and 175,000 packets of lubricant), meaning that each of the 10,500 athletes will be given 42 “camisinhas”, which is Brazilian slang for “little shirts”. This equates to 2-3 lays per day for each athlete for the 16 days of the Games, which means that not all the scoring will be done on the fields of play. The number is also higher for these Olympics in that this is the first time that female condoms will have been given out.

The distribution of free condoms to Olympic competitors began at Seoul in 1988. 

Numbers have been:
1988 Seoul: 8,500
1992 Barcelona: 90,000
1996 Atlanta: 15,000
2000 Sydney: 70,000 (numbers ran out midway through the Games, organisers had to rapidly find another 20,000)
2004 Athens: 130,000
2008 Beijing: 100.000
2012 London: 150,000 

The wrappers on the Beijing condoms bore the message to “faster, higher, stronger.”
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“The Olympic flag has a white background, with five interlaced rings in the centre: blue, yellow, black, green and red. This design is symbolic; it represents the five continents of the world, united by Olympism, while the six colours are those that appear on all the national flags of the world at the present time.”

- Pierre de Coubertin (1863-2937)
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A lot was said in the speeches at the Rio opening about sport promoting peace, hostilities being put aside, that sport shows the nations the way etc etc


Scholars today believe that Coubertin got it wrong in supporting a romanticized view of the ancient Greek Olympic Games and asserting that:
  • Participation is more important than winning – not only did the Greeks award and honour the win, the Apostle Paul, writing in the first century to Christians in the city of Corinth where the Isthmian Games were held, says in his writing "Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one gets the prize? Run in such a way as to get the prize", (1 Corinthians 9:24).
  • The ancient Games promoted peace – the peace of those Games only allowed athletes to travel safely to Olympia, they did not prevent the outbreak of wars nor end ongoing ones. Furthermore, the link between politics and sport in the modern Games has resulted in numerous conflicts and the historical use of Games success as a tool of diplomacy.
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Those who were watching the opening ceremony of the Rio Games may have wondered about the award to great former Olympian Kip Keino.

The award is known as the Olympic Laurel Award and this was its first year. It has been created by the International Olympic Committee and will be given every four years during the Olympic opening ceremony to outstanding sportsmen and women for achievements in education, culture, development and peace through sport.

Keino was chosen by an independent judging panel from the five continents as being “one who, through his achievements and projects, helps to build a better world and advance the cause of individuals.”


Keino (1940 - ), chairman of the Kenyan Olympic Committee (KOC), is a retired Kenyan track and field athlete and two-time Olympic gold medalist. He was among the first in a long line of successful middle and long distance runners to come from Kenya and was the force that inspired many later Kenyan runners. 

As for his Olympic Laurel Award, after retiring from competition in 1973, Keino opened a children’s home, which is today home to almost 100 Kenyan orphans. In 1999, he opened the Kip Keino School in a marginalised community that lacked schools, offering more than 300 children aged between 6 to13 a chance to get an education. Three years later, he opened the Kip Keino High Performance Training Centre, to train the most promising athletes in Kenya. 
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Worst outfits . . .

The USA would be in the top 5 for worst Olympic outfits:


Also, note the similarity with the Russian flag;

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Germany: slacks under skirts and with coats? Did someone tell them it was extra cold in Rio?

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Australia’s contribution to sartorial splendor but ties with shorts??


The stripes also cause photographs to become distorted, as you sometimes see happen on TV:


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Russia . . . Nyet.  These look like the T shirts that are painted to look like dinner suits:


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Poland: Tie dye long skirts and silver sandals . . . the jury's still out on this lot . . .

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The choice of Brazilian marathon runner Vanderlei Cordeiro de Lima to light the Olympic flame was a fitting tribute to the Olympic creed of sportsmanship and an honouring of the man himself. In 2004 he was leading in the Athens Olympic marathon and the likely winner of the gold medal when he was attacked by a serial pest disrupter. De Lima lost 2 places and ended up with bronze. 



See it at:

From Wikipedia:
On 29 August 2004, at the 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens, de Lima was attempting to become the first Brazilian to win an Olympic gold medal in the marathon. Soon after the 35 km (22 mi) mark, holding a lead of approximately 25–30 seconds, de Lima was halted and grappled by a spectator named Cornelius Horan, a defrocked Irish priest. Horan had previously disrupted the 2003 Formula One British Grand Prix by running onto the Silverstone track. Greek spectator Polyvios Kossivas helped free de Lima from Horan's grasp and back into his running.
De Lima lost about 15–20 seconds in the incident, but could well have lost much more due to the disruption, and he was passed by Stefano Baldini (Italy) and Mebrahtom Keflezighi (United States) later at the 38 km (24 mi) mark. He finished third with a time of 2:12.11, winning the bronze medal. The Brazilian Athletics Confederation launched an appeal on behalf of de Lima with president Roberto Gesta de Melo claiming that "someone took him out of the race and we are asking for a gold medal for our athlete... solutions like that have been done in the past for other events." The appeal was rejected.
At the closing of the event, the International Olympic Committee awarded de Lima the Pierre de Coubertin medal for the spirit of sportsmanship, which included a victory dance by de Lima in the last seconds of the race.


Saturday, August 6, 2016

Quote for the Day


What's missing from the quote is "as long as you're male". 

At the first modern Olympic Games in Athens 1896, no women competed, as de Coubertin felt that their inclusion would be "impractical, uninteresting, unaesthetic, and incorrect."


Summer Olympic Posters 1896-2016



To mark the opening of the Olympic Games at Rio, here are pics of all the Summer Olympics' posters from 1896.
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1896, Athens, Greece

1900, Paris, France

1904, St Louis, USA

1908, London, UK

1912, Stockholm, Sweden

1920, Antwerp, Belgium

1924, Paris, France

1928, Amsterdam, Netherlands

1932, Los Angeles, USA

1936, Berlin, Germany

1948, London, UK

1952, Helsinki, Finland

1956, Melbourne, Australia

1960, Rome, Italy

1964, Tokyo, Japan

1968, Mexico City, Mexico

1972, Munich, West Germany

1976, Montreal, Canada

1980, Moscow, Soviet Union

1984, Los Angeles, USA

1988, Seoul, South Korea

1992, Barcelona, Spain

1996, Atlanta, USA

2000, Sydney, Australia

2004, Athens, Greece

2008, Beijing, China

2012, London, UK

2016, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil



Friday, August 5, 2016

Quote for the Day



Funny Friday


It's Friday again, so time for some humour before we all get up at 6.00am on Saturday to watch the opening of the Rio Olympics.
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The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.

Little Gemma at the back of the class looked puzzled. After a little thought she put her hand up and asks the teacher “Are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you are getting your birds mixed up ‘cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag in Scarborough……..”
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A woman's husband dies. He had $20,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is no money left. The friend says, "How can that be? You told me he had $20,000 a few days before he died. How could you be broke?" The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course, I had to make the obligatory donation for the church and the organist and all. That was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial stone." The friend says, "$12,500 for the memorial stone? My stars, how big was it?" The widow says, "Three carats!"
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A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.

After they've had their fun, he realises its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me.

Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed.

"Where the hell have you been?!"

"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."

"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"

She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You liar!! You went bowling again!!"
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A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered mumma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."

"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's this one?" Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right..." says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I just yell 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all come a runnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "Ah, that's so easy," said the momma. "Then I calls them by their last names."
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These three friends went on vacation together. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I just watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," He said.

They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
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Gallery







Corn Corner:

A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!" The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses..."

(The joke only works with American spelling).