Monday, April 8, 2019

Pics: Bigger Than You Thought

Sent to me by Charlie Z, thanks Charlie.

A Full Grown Wombat

Giant Leatherback Sea Turtle

Giant African Land Snail

This Is How Many Earths Would Fit Inside The Sun

Eagle Talon Vs. Human Hand

Size Of A Blue Whale's Heart

Size Comparison: Titanic Vs. Modern Cruise Ship

Quetzalcoatlus Northropi Model Next To A 1.8m Man. The Largest Known Flying Animal Ever.

Fully Inflated Horse Lungs

The Great Pyramid Of Giza Compared To A Human

Wolf Size Compared To Coyotes

Humpback Whale And Diver Shake Hands

A Moose

Salt Water Crocodile

This Is How Big Some Road Signs Are

A Bus, For Size

If The Moon Was Replaced By Saturn

A Traffic Light

The Largest Tree In The World

Gorilla's Hand

Wild Boar Skull Compared To Adult Wolf

Wind Turbine Blade

Yao Ming And Seven Foot Tall Guy

A Comet Compared To The City Of Los Angeles

Giant Oceanic Manta Ray

Bear Claws Next To Human Hand




Sunday, April 7, 2019

Thought for the Day




Time


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Did you remember that Daylight Savings ends today in Oz and that 3.00am became 2.00am? If you didn’t, better change your clocks now. 

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Some time related items . . . 

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If I Could Turn Back Time: 

See and hear Cher sing the above song at: 

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Some trivia . . . 
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Released in 1989, Cher ind itially hated the song and refused to record it. Diane Warren, the writer of the song, has "I held her leg down during a session and said, 'You have to record it!'" According to Warren, Cher's response was, "Fuck you, bitch! You're hurting my leg! OK, I'll try it." Once Cher had recorded the tune, according to Warren "She gave me this look like, 'You were right.'"

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Cher was 44 when she recorded this song. That’s her 12 year old son, Elijah Blue, on guitar who gets a hip bump from her. 


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The video was filmed aboard the decommissioned battleship USS Missouri, the Big Mo, in Los Angeles whilst the ship was moored at the Long Beach Naval Shipyard. Those are real sailors and they were given a concert aboard the Big Mo. 


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The Dept. of the Navy had granted permission for the music video shoot because of its potential for boosting Navy recruitment: the Navy did not have a budget for TV ads in 1989. Unaware of the skimpy outfit Cher intended to wear (the storyboards had shown her in a jumpsuit), the Navy received criticism for allowing the video shoot, especially from World War II veterans who saw it as a desecration of a national historic site that should be treated with reverence: the USS Missouri was the site of the Empire of Japan's Surrender on September 2, 1945, thus ending World War II. 

Japanese surrender ceremony aboard the USS Missouri. The original caption for the photograph read: 

9/4/1945 - Tokyo Bay, Japan: Lt. Gen. Jonathan Wainwright, and Gen. A.E. Percival, British defender of Singapore in 1942, both recently released from a Jap prison camp, salute as Gen. Douglas MacArthur (R, facing camera) prepares to sign the document of Japan's surrender aboard the battleship Missouri. While the allied delegations and ship crew members watch intently, the General reaches into his pocket for one of the five pens he used to sign the documents. Jap delegation is in background. 

Representatives of the Empire of Japan at the time of signing the Instrument of Surrender aboard the USS Missouri, moored in the Bay of Tokyo at the time. Is the chap at the front on the right wearing spurs? 


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Cher's outfit for the original video, a fishnet body stocking under a black one-piece bathing suit that left most of her buttocks (and a tattoo of a butterfly) exposed, proved very controversial, and many television networks refused to show the video. MTV first banned the video, and later played it only after 9 PM. A second version of the video was made, including new scenes and less overtly sexual content than the original. The sailors were already in place and the band had begun playing when Cher emerged in her outfit. Lt Cmdr Steve Honda from the Navy's Hollywood Liaison office requested video director Marty Callner briefly suspend shooting and convince Cher to change into more conservative attire, but Callner refused. 


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In 2010, 64-year-old Cher presented the Video of the Year award at the MTV Video Music Awards wearing the same outfit she wore in this video. Under most circumstances, her get-up would have been the one getting the most buzz, but the winner was Lady Gaga (for "Bad Romance"), who accepted wearing a dress made of meat. 


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Time for some humour . . . 

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Saturday, April 6, 2019

Quote for the Day


Dr House


Divorce Cakes and More . . .

A client mentioned yesterday that he was going to throw a party when his divorce was final. I drew his attention to the numerous divorce cakes that are on display on the internet if one does a google search. There has been a previous Bytes post about divorce cakes but there are new images since then so here is a selection . . .

TV star Shanna Moakler's divorce from Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker. At Moakler's divorce party at a Bellagio nightclub in Las Vegas, guests were treated to a tiered wedding cake that featured a knife-wielding bride standing on top, while blood dripped down the side to the bottom, where a mortally wounded groom lay. 

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“You never really know a man until you have divorced him.” 
—Zsa Zsa Gabor 

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“I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.” 

— Lucille Ball 

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“When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they ‘don’t understand’ one another, but a sign that they have, at least, begun to.” 

— Helen Rowland 

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“I wanted to turn my divorce into a positive. What if I didn’t blame the other person for anything, and held myself 100 percent accountable? What if I checked my own s— at the door and put my children first? And reminded myself about the things about my ex-husband that I love, and fostered the friendship?” 

— Gwyneth Paltrow 

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“Divorce isn’t such a tragedy. A tragedy’s staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.” 

― Jennifer Weiner 

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“Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping it will transform into a door.” 

— Coco Chanel 

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“It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness.” 

— Eleanor Roosevelt 

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“Success is its own reward, but failure is a great teacher too, and not to be feared.” 

— Sonia Sotomayor 

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“I was a high-functioning depressive, seemingly pulled together and buttoned down. But inside deep, I was numb and mute. Now on the other side of divorce, I know that was me fragmented and doing my best to cope. But my body knew.” 

— Liza Caldwell, SAS for Women Cofounder 

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“It always gets worse before it can get better. But it will get better. Like everything else, and like our past struggles, at some point we win, but before that win, there’s always that loss that spurs us on.” 

— Dolores Huerta 

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“When people divorce, it’s always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse.” 

—Monica Bellucci 

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“Freeing yourself was one thing, claiming ownership of that freed self was another.” 

— Toni Morrison 

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“I have not ceased being fearful, but I have ceased to let fear control me.” 

—Erica Jong 

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“Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.” 

— Carol Burnett 

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“My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humour, and some style.” 

— Maya Angelou 

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“Stay afraid, but do it anyway. What’s important is the action. You don’t have to wait to be confident. Just do it and eventually the confidence will follow.” 

— Carrie Fisher 




Friday, April 5, 2019

Quote for the Day

Attributed to various judges, including Judge Roy Bean:

The sentencing of Jose Manuel Miguel Xaviar Gonzales for murder, 1881:

"Jose Manuel Miguel Xaviar Gonzales, in a few short weeks, it will be spring. The snows of winter will flow away, the ice will vanish, the air will become soft and balmy. In short, Jose Manuel Miguel Xaviar Gonzales, the annual miracle of the years will awaken and come to pass. But you won't be there. 

The rivulet will run its soaring course to the sea. The timid desert flowers will put forth their tender shoots. The glorious valleys of this imperial domain will blossom as the rose. Still, you will not be here to see. 

From every treetop, some wild woods songster will carol his mating song. Butterflies will sport in the sunshine. The gentle breeze will tease the tassels of the wild grasses, and all nature, Jose Manuel Miguel Xaviar Gonzales, will be glad. But you will not be here to enjoy it. 

Because I command the sheriff of the county to lead you away to some remote spot, swing you by the neck from a knotting bough of some sturdy oak, and let you hang until dead. And then, Jose Manuel Miguel Xaviar Gonzales, I further command that such officer retire quickly from your dangling corpse, that vultures may descend from the heavens upon your filthy body until nothing shall remain but bare, bleached bones of a coldblooded, bloodthirsty, throat-cutting, murdering S.O.B."