Monday, March 6, 2023

READER CONTRIBUTION: SUE P


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Byter Sue P has sent me some emails with links that are fascinating.

Thanks Sue.

Following are her emails and what was sent . . .
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Email #1:

Apparently this community art work comes from Lyon, France?


Using a reverse image search called Tin Eye I found the background to the above community art on a website called Twisted Sifter, at:

From that site:

At 40 Boulevard des Canuts in Lyon, France you will find this incredible trompe-l’œil mural by the French artist collective, CitéCréation.


First completed in 1987, the monumental work has been updated several times since. However, to truly appreciate the impact and difference the mural has made you must see what the wall looked like before the artists gave it, its dramatic face lift.


Trompe-l’œil (French for “deceive the eye”) is an art technique that uses realistic imagery to create the optical illusion that the depicted objects exist in three dimensions.

If you’re interested, you can also check out the intersection on Google Street View, at:

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Email #2:

Hi Otto
Look at these lovely paintings reminiscent of Tiffany glass
Regards, Sue

The above link is to the artworks of Erin Hanson.

From her above website:
Erin Hanson is the creator of the contemporary painting style known as “Open Impressionism," which is currently taught in art schools and colleges around the world. Open Impressionism is a blend of classical impressionism and modern expressionism, with a dash of plein air style.

Hanson has spent the past twenty years developing the unique techniques of Open Impressionism, which involve minimal brushstrokes and impasto application of paint. Unlike traditional oil painters, Hanson does not build up the painting layer by layer; instead, she lays her paint strokes side by side without overlapping and works to get each stroke “right the first time.” These clean strokes give a mosaic or stained-glass effect to her paintings, while also conveying a sense of movement to her work. She uses a limited palette of only five pigments to create a vivid dance of un-muddied color upon the canvas, choosing colors that ignite the imagination and capture the emotional feeling of being out of doors.

Through the years, Hanson has continued to use the outdoors to inspire a vast collection of works.
Some of her art:
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Vineyard Afternoon:

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Blue Ridge Waters

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Desert Road

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Blooming Field

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Blue Tiles and Sunflowers

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Eucalyptus Grove

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Without wishing to detract from Erin Hanson, I do note that her art reminds me of the art of Albert Namatjira:







Sunday, March 5, 2023

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 


THE BEST TALK SHOW STORY, EVER


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Today’s Bytes describes a story told on the David Letterman Show by an individual named Jay Thomas.

The interview was sent me by John P, a regular provider of items posted in Bytes. Thanks John, it’s a very funny story. The link to Jay Thomas telling the story appears at the end of this post.

By way of background information, especially for younger readers:
  • The Lone Ranger is a fictional masked former Texas Ranger who fought outlaws in the American Old West with his Native American friend Tonto. The character has been called an enduring icon of American culture. He first appeared in 1933 in a radio show. In 2013, Walt Disney Pictures and Jerry Bruckheimer Films released The Lone Ranger, starring Armie Hammer as the Lone Ranger and Johnny Depp as Tonto, but it was a box office flop.
  • Clayton Moore (1914-1999) was an American actor best known for playing the Lone Ranger from 1949 to 1952 and 1953 to 1957 on the television series of the same name and two related films.

Publicity photo of Clayton Moore as the Lone Ranger and his horse Silver from a personal appearance booking at Pleasure Island (Massachusetts amusement park), Wakefield Massachusetts.


  • Jay Thomas (1948 – 2017) was an American actor, comedian, and radio personality. His notable television work included his co-starring role as Remo DaVinci on Mork & Mindy (1979–1981), the recurring role of Eddie LeBec, a Boston Bruins goalie on the downside of his career, on Cheers (1987–1989), the lead character of newspaper columnist Jack Stein on Love & War (1992–1995), and a repeat guest role as Jerry Gold, a talk-show host who becomes both an antagonist and love interest of the title character on Murphy Brown. He had also appeared in various films.

In 2000 on Letterman's show, Thomas told a story about when he was a young disc jockey (around 1972) at WAYS 610 AM in Charlotte, North Carolina. Thomas had been making a promotional appearance at a local Dodge dealership, which had also booked a personal appearance by actor Clayton Moore as The Lone Ranger, with Moore dressed in his Lone Ranger costume, to open the dealership.

Thomas illustrated his story with a photograph of Clayton Moore at the promotional appearance in full Lone Ranger outfit, with the car dealership owner Pickle Moore:


According to Thomas, he and his colleague Mike Martin, both clad in the hip fashion of the day (including tight jeans, tie-dyed shirts and their hair, which Martin wore long while Thomas himself sported what he called a giant "White Man's Afro"), had secretly gotten "herbed-up" (smoked marijuana) several times throughout the day behind a dumpster whilst the kids were busy with the Lone Ranger.

After the broadcast had ended and the crowd had left, while packing up their equipment, Thomas and Martin discovered that Moore was still there, as the car that was supposed to drive him back to his hotel never arrived; Thomas then offered Moore a ride in his own car, an old, decrepit Volvo, which Moore accepted.

According to Thomas, they did their best not to look stoned.

While stuck in traffic, with Moore sitting quietly in the back seat, an impatient, middle-aged man backed his full-sized Buick into the front end of Thomas' compact Volvo, broke Thomas’s headlight, and then drove off. An angry Thomas chased the Buick down Morehead Street weaving through heavy traffic and forgetting all about Moore still sitting quietly in his back seat.

Thomas finally caught up to the man, blocked his Buick with the Volvo, and confronted him about the broken headlight. The indignant driver denied all; when Thomas threatened to call police, the man exclaimed, "Who do you think they'll believe? Me, or you two hippie freaks?"

At that moment, Moore, still in costume as the Lone Ranger, stepped out of the Volvo, approached the man and said "They'll believe me, citizen!"

The man, incredulous, exclaimed "I didn't know it was you!"

For every year thereafter except 2013, Thomas appeared to repeat the Lone Ranger story, which Letterman called, "The best talk show story, ever."

The link:


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By the way . . . 

While details differ, the basic story of the Lone Ranger's origin is consistent in most versions of the franchise. 

The Lone Ranger is the sole survivor of a group of six ambushed Texas Rangers (hence the name ‘Lone Ranger’). A posse of six members of the Texas Ranger Division, led by Captain Dan Reid, pursued a band of outlaws led by Bartholomew "Butch" Cavendish, but are betrayed by a civilian guide named Collins, who was secretly working with Cavendish, and led the unsuspecting rangers into an ambush at a canyon known as Bryant's Gap. 

Later, a Native American named Tonto stumbles onto the grisly scene. He discovers one of the rangers, Captain Reid's younger brother, John, barely alive, and he nurses the man to health. In some versions, Tonto recognizes the lone survivor as the man who had saved his life when they both were children. 

According to the television series, Tonto gave John a ring and the name Kemo Sabe, which he said means "trusty scout".  John Reid then tells Tonto that he intends to hunt down Cavendish and his men and to bring them to justice. To conceal his identity and honour his fallen brother, John fashions a black domino mask using cloth from his late brother's vest. To aid in the deception, Tonto digs a sixth grave and places at its head a cross bearing John Reid's name so that Cavendish and his gang will believe that all the Rangers had been killed. 

In many versions, Reid continues fighting for justice as the Lone Ranger even after the Cavendish gang is captured.




Saturday, March 4, 2023

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 



THE PAST AND PICS

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The first modern flushable toilet was invented in 1596 by Sir John Harrington, who installed one for his godmother, Elizabeth 1. The flush toilet may have been invented in 1596 but it didn’t become known until 1851. Before that, the “toilet” were chamber pots and holes in the ground.


Occasionally some brave knights would conduct sneak attacks by entering the shaft connected to the toilet. 

Early bathrooms, known as “garderobes”, were little more than continuous niches that ran vertically down to the ground, but they soon evolved into small rooms projected from castle walls.

Sir John Harrington
Although he was a godson of Queen Elizabeth I, he had been banished from court for telling risqué stories, and exiled to Kelston, near Bath.

A Roman public latrine found in the excavations of Ostia Antica.
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By the way . . .

Thomas Crapper (1836 - 1910) was an English plumber and businessman. He founded Thomas Crapper & Co in London, a plumbing equipment company. Crapper held nine patents, three of them for water closet improvements, and popularised the flush toilet.

Thomas Crapper

It has often been claimed that slang term “crap” for human bodily waste originated with Thomas Crapper because of his association with lavatories. A common version of this story is that American servicemen stationed in England during World War I saw his name on cisterns and used it as army slang, i.e., "I'm going to the crapper".

The word crap is actually of Middle English origin and predates its application to bodily waste. Its most likely origin is a combination of two older words: the Dutch krappen (to pluck off, cut off, or separate) and the Old French crappe (siftings, waste or rejected matter, from the medieval Latin crappa). In English, it was used to refer to chaff and also to weeds or other rubbish. Its first recorded application to bodily waste, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, appeared in 1846, 10 years after Crapper was born, under a reference to a crapping ken, or a privy, where ken means a house.
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In 2011 the UK’s tallest tree was felled after being damaged in a storm. Located in Wales in an area known as The Giants of Vyrnwy, it had stood at 63.7m (209ft), taller than a 20-storey building, but

a 15.2m (50ft) stump was the only part left standing after the 124-year-old Douglas Fir the tree was felled by the Forestry Commission after being dmaged by lightning. It was feared that it could have been a risk to visitors.

Artist Simon O'Rourke, 33, from Wrexham, used a chainsaw to carve the top of the stump, and modelled the sculpture on his own hand. The Forestry Commission had decided that it would be a good idea to have a memorial to the tree and left a 50ft stem when they felled it. The sculptor has called his work the Giant Hand of Vyrnwy.

"The Forestry Commission, who are looking after the area, decided that it would be a good idea to have a memorial to the tree and left a 50ft stem when they felled it," said Mr O'Rourke, who has called his work the Giant Hand of Vyrnwy. According to him, "It's a last attempt by the tree to reach the sky."

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Zbigniew Religa (1938 – 2009) was a prominent Polish cardiac surgeon and politician.

A pioneer in human heart transplantation in Poland, he led the team that performed the first successful heart transplantation in the country, and in June 1995 he was the first surgeon to graft an artificial valve created from materials taken from human corpses.

The first successful heart transplant in Poland was performed on 5 November 1985. The famous heart transplant (photographed by James Stanfield) was in 1987. The patient was Tadeusz Żytkiewicz, who died in 2017 – 30 years after the operation, outliving the surgeon who gave him a new heart. The surgery lasted for 23 hours. After the surgery, an American photographer, James Stanfield from National Geographic, captured the famous, gripping photograph of Religa monitoring his patient's vitals on medical equipment with one of his colleagues, who assisted him during the surgery, asleep in the corner.


Tadeusz Zitkevits, the patient who received the heart transplant, 25 years after the surgery
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In 1864, 14-year-old Robert McGee and his family decided to migrate west, as was the custom of many emigrants of the day, to seek a better life on the American Frontier. The family joined a wagon train heading to Leavenworth, Kansas. Somewhere on the trail, Robert’s parents died, and he became an orphan.  That year he became part of a freight wagon train which made camp at present-day Great Bend, Kansas. With a fort so close, the teamsters and their escort became lax about security, and they ended up camping about a mile from their army escort.

At about 5 in the afternoon, the camp was attacked by 150 Sioux allegedly under the command of the chief Little Turtle. The Indian warriors rode in, shooting arrows and firearms, and mowed down the teamsters, 8-14 in number, within minutes, and the group was slaughtered.

McGee claimed he was scalped personally by Little Turtle. While face down in the dirt, McGee suffered multiple arrow wounds, a pistol shot to the back, and a tomahawk wound. McGee recalled that he was conscious when the Indian war leader cut off sixty-four square inches of scalp and hair from his head, starting just behind the ears. It is said that Sioux warriors took much larger pieces of scalp from the head than other tribes.

When the soldiers finally caught up with the wagon train they found a horrible massacre, with everyone scalped. But as the soldiers picked through the bodies they found that McGee and another boy had survived. He was taken to Fort Larned, where the post surgeon treated his injuries.

McGee recovered from his wounds and he lived, even though he no longer had a scalp. 


In 1890, photographer E.E. Henry took this rare photograph of Robert McGee displaying his scalping scars, 25 years after the scalping.

The press helped McGee (the “man with 14 lives”) use his disfigurement to establish a career in public appearances. Eminent surgeons experimented on McGee, failing to restore any hair. The legend promoted the fiction that McGee was the only person to ever survive a scalping.

That, however, is not correct.

Josiah Wilbarger was set upon by Comanche Indians about four miles east of modern Austin, Texas. He was shot with arrows and scalped and left for dead, but the man survived.

Another survivor was William Thompson. During an ambush, he was shot in the shoulder and he was scalped. During the attack, Thompson fainted, but the summer heat stopped the bleeding. Curiously, the Native Americans left Thompson’s scalp next to the knocked-out Englishman. After he came to, he picked it up and went back to Omaha, where he asked Dr. Richard Moore to reattach it to his skull. Unable to get his scalp fixed back onto his head, Thompson did the next best thing: he went back to England and put his scalp on display for money.

William Thompson showing his scalped head.



Friday, March 3, 2023

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

 



FUNNY FRIDAY


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Some mixed humour for the approach to the weekend, enjoy readers.

Sorry I won't be there this weekend, Noel, catch up later.  
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SOME HUMOUR:
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Last week I posted some jokes about stuttering. It prompted Byter Tim B to send me the following email:

M-M-Morning Otto,

The teacher told the class than the only “animal” that stuttered was humans, to which Little Johnny said that was not true, cats stuttered.

She asked how he knew that and he replied “I saw a Rottweiler jump a fence and a cat said

Phf phf and before it could get out ‘Fuck’ the Rotweiler ate him.”

Take care Otto,

Tim B

Thanks, Tim.
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It reminds me of something similar I heard years ago:

The reason that it is called a shark is that when you are swimming and you see one, you don’t know whether to yell out “SHIT” or “FUCK”, so you end up with “SHUUUKKK!!!”
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Speaking of which . . .

A shark was teaching his kid how to eat a human, so the shark said when you see a human, make sure to swim around him one or two times and then you can attack him.

The kid asked: “Why should I not just attack straight away?”

The shark dad said: “They taste better if you scare the absolute crap out of them first.”
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Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-iss-ville or Loo-ee-ville?

Wrong. It's pronounced Frank-fort.

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A lady on the bus next to me this morning was sneezing, about every 3 minutes.

Each time she sneezed, her eyes rolled back, she gave a moan and shuddered.

Curiosity got the better of me after about 15 minutes, so I asked her if she was alright.

She said, "Yes". Then she explained she had a very rare condition, whereby every time she sneezed, she had an orgasm!

I asked if she was taking anything for it?

"Pepper" she replied.
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Bonus vault item . . .

A 10-years old girl asks her mum: "Mummy, how was I born?"

The mother smiles and replies: "Once upon a time, your daddy and I had a wonderful time so we decided to plant a little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I took very good care of it every single day. After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months, the seed turned into a beautiful and healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it and then we got so high that we fucked without a condom."

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LIMERICK OF THE WEEK:

A girl who came from Portsea
Gave my friend Jimmy VD.
Evil ways are a curse.
Still, it could have been worse,
If I'd called “heads” it would have been me !

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GALLERY:






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RELIGION SPOT:

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for years?

Church.

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CORN CORNER:
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Last night I had a dream that I was weightless..

I was like 0mg!
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Why were people flocking to the gender neutral mine?

Because there's gold in them/their hills.
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A man walks into a bar with a chunk of tarmac under his arm.

He says to the barman "One for me and one for the road."
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It’s really hard for me to tell people what my wife does for a living.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
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What's a cow's favourite Beatles song?

Hay Chewed

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Thursday, March 2, 2023

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 


MORE BEAUTIFUL AND UNUSUAL ARCHITECTURE


GThanks for sending, Anthony Z . . .

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Niagara Mohawk Building Built In Art Deco Style, NYC

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Hans & Gretel Pancake House In Zeewolde, Netherlands

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Art Nouveau Facade Of A Jewellery Store In Lille, Hauts-De-France, Northern France

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Spectacular Adalaj Stepwell In Ahmedabad, India

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The Inflatable “Gaia” Installation In The 18th Century Baroque Painted Hall Of The Old Royal Naval College, Greenwich, London, UK

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Romanian Athenaeum, Bucharest

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A Beautiful House Surrounded By Rock And Trees In Hrensko

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The Iconic San Francisco Cliff House Before It Was Destroyed In A 1907 Fire

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Hammam Essalihine Is A Roman Bathhouse Still In Use After 2,000 Years In Khenchela, Algeria

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Astronomical Tower In Prague, Czech Republic

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Château Frontenac, Quebec City, Canada

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Leuven Town Hall (1448-1469) Belgium, One Of The Best-Known Gothic Town Halls Worldwide & It Took Three Architects And Thirty Years To Build It

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Mvrdv’s Brand New Housing Complex In Amsterdam, Netherlands

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Pietragalla, Italy

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Kailasa Temple In Ellora, India Made From A Single Rock






Wednesday, March 1, 2023

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 



SEASONS: AUTUMN



1 March 2023 marks the beginning of Autumn in Australia.
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There are two different dates when autumn could be said to begin, based on either the equinox or the calendar.

On the equinox, the length of day and night are nearly equal. The equinox in the northern hemisphere occurs twice a year, around 20 March (the spring equinox) and around 22 September (the autumn equinox). Reverse those for the southern hemisphere.

Autumn, as defined by the Earth's orbit around the Sun, in the northern hemisphere begins on the equinox which falls on 22 or 23 September.

However, to record climate data, it is important to have set dates that can be compared, so meteorological autumn always begins on 1 September in the northern hemisphere and 1 march in the southern hemisphere.
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In Greek mythology, autumn first began when Persephone was abducted by Hades to be the Queen of the Underworld. In distress, Persephone's mother, Demeter (the goddess of the harvest), caused all the crops on Earth to die until her daughter was allowed to return, marking spring.
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The word autumn comes from the French autompne, from the Latin autumnus, whose deeper roots are obscure. It is first recorded in English as early as the late 1300s—notably, both Chaucer and Shakespeare used it in their works.
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Speakers of American English commonly use both fall and autumn to refer to the season, though fall became more common in the US by the late 1800s. Speakers of British English largely use autumn or the autumn season.

Recorded use of the word fall comes from as early as the 1500s. The name is thought to originate in the phrase the fall of the leaf, in reference to the time of year when deciduous trees shed their leaves. The name of its inverse season, spring, is thought to come from the phrase spring of the leaf, the time when everything is blossoming.

The name fall was commonly used in England until about the end of the 1600s, when it was ousted by autumn.

During the 17th century, Englishmen began emigrating to the new North American colonies, and the settlers took the English language with them. While the term fall gradually became nearly obsolete in Britain, it became the more common term in North America.
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The Autumn season once had a completely different name; during the 12th and 13th centuries in England, Autumn was known as ‘haerfest’, or in today’s spelling, ‘harvest’. One of the reasons it earned this name was because the full moon nearest to the Autumn equinox is called the harvest moon. Harvest was a time where farmers could reap the rewards from the crops they sowed, resulting in an abundance of produce.

Harvest was so significant that the Harvest Festival was born – pagans would give thanks for successful yields in the form of singing hymns, dancing, praying, and decorating churches with fruits.

As more people gradually moved from working the land to living in towns, the word harvest lost its reference to the time of year and came to refer only to the actual activity of reaping, and autumn, as well as fall, began to replace it as a reference to the season.
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All of those colours in a leaf have always been there, it's just that they don't come out until conditions are right. Leaf colours depend on the sun. Leaves are full of chlorophyll, a natural chemical that makes them green. But when the leaves get less sunshine, chlorophyll isn't produced as much, making the green colour fade, and allowing the natural colour of the leaves to come out. So, really, leaves are naturally red, yellow, orange, and purple—the green is just dominant most of the year.
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Scientists believe that global warming is going to run autumn foliage and may have started already. Leaf colours are highly affected by temperature, light, and water supply. If the temperatures remain too warm, that delays the leaves from showing their natural colours.
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Halloween is incredibly popular during autumn, and it's a holiday that has been around for a very long time. But centuries ago, it was a little different and more dark. It celebrated human death, and the Celts believed that on the night before Halloween, the boundary between the living and the dead came down. They started wearing scary costumes in order to scare away the ghosts that they believed walked the earth on Halloween.