Thursday, March 6, 2025

ON THIS DAY



March 6, 1836:


The Battle of the Alamo (February 23 – March 6, 1836) was a pivotal event and military engagement in the Texas Revolution. Following a 13-day siege, Mexican troops under President General Antonio López de Santa Anna reclaimed the Alamo Mission near San Antonio de Béxar (modern-day San Antonio, Texas, United States). About one hundred Texians were then garrisoned at the mission, with around a hundred subsequent reinforcements led by eventual Alamo co-commanders James Bowie and William B. Travis. 

On February 23, approximately 1,500 Mexicans marched into San Antonio de Béxar as the first step in a campaign to retake Texas. In the early morning hours of March 6, the Mexican Army advanced on the Alamo. After repelling two attacks, the Texians were unable to fend off a third attack. As Mexican soldiers scaled the walls, most of the Texian fighters withdrew into interior buildings. Those who were unable to reach these points were slain by the Mexican cavalry as they attempted to escape. Between five and seven Texians may have surrendered; if so, they were quickly executed. Subsequently almost all of the Texian inhabitants were killed.

Santa Anna's execution of surrendering soldiers during the battle inspired many Texians and Tejanos to join the Texian Army. Motivated by a desire for revenge, as well as their written desire to preserve a border open to immigration and the importation and practice of slavery, the Texians defeated the Mexican Army at the Battle of San Jacinto, on April 21, 1836.

In 19th-century Texas, the Alamo complex gradually became known as a battle site rather than a former mission. The Texas Legislature purchased the land and buildings in the early part of the 20th century and designated the Alamo chapel as an official Texas State Shrine.



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

 






POETRY SPOT




Pam Ayres MBE (1947 - ) is a British poet, comedian, songwriter and presenter of radio and television programmes. Her poetry has a simple style and deals with everyday subject matter.


Satnav

by Pam Ayres

I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car.
A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.
I have a little Satnav, i've had it all my life.
It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.
It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive,
"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".
It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake,
And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green,
It seems to know instinctively just when to intervene.
It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear.
And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device.
For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.
It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught.
So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed.
It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then, I could turn the bugger off.

Tuesday, March 4, 2025

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 


ON THIS DAY

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March 4, 1789:

On this day in 1789 the 1st US Congress met and declared the Constitution of the United States in effect (9 senators, 13 reps)

The Constitution of the United States is the supreme law of the United States of America. The Constitution's first three articles embody the doctrine of the separation of powers, in which the federal government is divided into three branches: the legislative, the executive and the judicial. The Constitution of the United States is the oldest and longest-standing written and codified national constitution in force in the world.

The Confederation Congress, which operated under the Articles of Confederation (the US’s first Constitution) picked March 4, 1789, as the day it handed off power to the new constitutional government. March 4th was the Constitution’s first official day of business but it was about one month before George Washington was elected as the first President under the new Constitution.


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FACTS



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The largest padlock was created by students and teachers of Pavlovo Arts College No. 23, Nizhny Novgorod, Russia and measures 144.3 cm tall, 105 cm wide and 26 cm deep (56.8 in × 41.3 in × 10.2 in). The giant security lock weighs 415.5 kg (916 lb) including the key. There was a crest on top of the padlock but was not included in the overall height as it was not an integral part of the padlock.

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McDonald's introduced its drive-thru service due to the military. - the first McDonald's drive-thru was installed in a restaurant based in Sierra Vista, Arizona, located near the Fort Huachuca military installation. Military rules forbade the soldiers from wearing their military uniforms in public, and they weren't about to change into civilian clothes just to grab a burger and run back to base, so restaurant manager David Richcame up with a solution—cut a hole into the wall and allow members of the military to pick up their orders without stepping out of their car. The convenience and simplicity of the idea quickly caught on.


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According to research from security firm Symantec, religious websites carry three times more malware threats than adult sites. Symantec found that the average number of security threats on religious sites was around 115, compared to adult content sites, which carried around 25. In fact, only 2.4 percent of adult sites were infected with malware.

The researchers hypothesized that's because adult sites need to generate a profit, so there's a financial incentive to keeping them virus-free to encourage repeat business.

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In ancient Greece and Rome, doctors used spider webs to make bandages for their patients. Spider webs supposedly have natural antiseptic and anti-fungal properties, which can help keep wounds clean and prevent infection. It's also said that spider webs are rich in vitamin K, which helps promote clotting.

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In 1966, Fredric Baur developed the ingenious idea for Procter & Gamble to uniformly stack chips inside a can instead of tossing them in a bag. Baur was so proud of his invention that he wanted to take it to the grave—literally.

He communicated his burial wishes to his family, and when he died at age 89, his children stopped at Walgreens on the way to the funeral home to buy his burial Pringles can. They did have one decision to make, though::
"My siblings and I briefly debated what flavor to use," Baur's eldest son, Larry, told Time. "But I said, 'Look, we need to use the original.'"


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When William Shakespeare died at 52 years old on Apr. 23, 1616, he was buried in a tomb that featured an epitaph meant to ward off grave robbers:
"GOOD FREND FOR IESVS SAKE FORBEARE
TO DIGG THE DVST ENCLOASED HEARE
BLESTe BE Ye MAN Yt SPARES THES STONES
AND CVRST BE HE Yt MOVES MY BONES."

Or more clearly:

"Good friend, for Jesus' sake forbear
To dig the dust enclosed here
Blessed be the man that spares these stones
And cursed be he that moves my bones."


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Neil Armstrong and the Apollo 11 crew faced the real chance that they wouldn't return from the moon safely, leaving their families without financial support. Due to the extreme danger that they were about to face, they couldn't take out life insurance policies. So instead, they signed hundreds of autographs, which their families would have been able to sell if they didn't make it home.


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The Terminator, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Linda Hamilton, earned a worldwide total of $78.3 million at the box office in 1984. As it went on, the franchise took in over $1.4 billion.


Before James Cameron became famous for directing blockbusters like Titanic and Avatar, he was an unknown filmmaker with an ambitious idea. In order to get his movie made, he handed over the rights to the script for a token amount, $1, on condition he would be allowed to direct the movie.

Despite the eventual success of the project, Cameron later admitted that he regrets the decision to sell such a valuable story for such a low amount, saying, "I wish I hadn't sold the rights for one dollar. If I had a little time machine and I could only send back something the length of a tweet, it'd be—'Don't sell.'"



Monday, March 3, 2025

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

 




ON THIS DAY

 

March 3, 1991: 

On this day in 1991 Los Angeles police officers severely beat motorist Rodney King (1965 – 2012) during his arrest after a high speed pursuit for driving while intoxicated. An uninvolved resident, George Holliday, saw and filmed the incident from his nearby balcony and sent the footage, which showed King on the ground being beaten after initially evading arrest, to local news station KTLA. The incident was covered by news media around the world and caused a public uproar.

At a press conference, Los Angeles police chief Daryl Gates announced that the four officers involved would be disciplined for use of excessive force and that three would face criminal charges. The LAPD initially charged King with "felony evading", but later dropped the charge.  On his release, King spoke to reporters from his wheelchair, with his injuries evident: a broken right leg in a cast, his face badly cut and swollen, bruises on his body, and a burn area to his chest where he had been jolted with a stun gun.

Four officers were eventually tried on charges of use of excessive force. Of these, three were acquitted; the jury failed to reach a verdict on one charge for the fourth. Within hours of the acquittals, the 1992 Los Angeles riots started, sparked by outrage among racial minorities over the trial's verdict and related, longstanding social issues, overlaid with tensions between the African American and Korean American communities. The rioting lasted six days and killed 63 people, with 2,383 more injured; it ended only after the California Army National Guard, the Army, and the Marine Corps provided reinforcements to re-establish control. King advocated for a peaceful end to the conflict.

The federal government prosecuted a separate civil rights case, obtaining grand jury indictments of the four officers for violations of King's civil rights. Their trial in a federal district court ended in April 1993, with two of the officers being found guilty and sentenced to serve prison terms. The other two were acquitted of the charges. In a separate civil lawsuit in 1994, a jury found the City of Los Angeles liable and awarded King $3.8 million in damages. 

On Father's Day, June 17, 2012, King's partner, Cynthia Kelley, found him dead underwater at the bottom of his swimming pool. King died 28 years to the day after his father, Ronald King, was found dead in his bathtub in 1984. 

King's autopsy stated: "The effects of the drugs and alcohol, combined with the subject's heart condition, probably precipitated a cardiac arrhythmia, and the subject, incapacitated in the water, was unable to save himself."

 

Rodney King in 2012


 

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POETRY SPOT

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Ella Wheeler Wilcox


Ella Wheeler Wilcox (1850 – 1919) was an American author and poet. Wilcox was an advocate of animal rights and vegetarianism, and died of cancer. Her poem "Solitude" originated the lines "Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone." Her autobiography, The Worlds and I, was published in 1918, a year before her death.

Society in the latter half of the 19th century held the rigid expectation that women limit their activities and aspirations to housework and raising a family. These expectations were present for, yet irrelevant to poet Ella Wheeler Wilcox.

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The Man Worth While

It is easy enough to be pleasant,
When life flows by like a song,
But the man worth while is one who will smile,
When everything goes dead wrong.
For the test of the heart is trouble,
And it always comes with the years,
And the smile that is worth the praises of earth
Is the smile that shines through tears.

It is easy enough to be prudent,
When nothing tempts you to stray,
When without or within no voice of sin
Is luring your soul away;
But it's only a negative virtue
Until it is tried by fire,
And the life that is worth the honor of earth
Is the one that resists desire.

By the cynic, the sad, the fallen,
Who had no strength for the strife,
The world's highway is cumbered to-day;
They make up the sum of life.
But the virtue that conquers passion,
And the sorrow that hides in a smile,
It is these that are worth the homage on earth
For we find them but once in a while.



Sunday, March 2, 2025

TOUGHT FOR THE DAY

 



ON THIS DAY


March 2, 1629:

English King Charles (1625-1649) I dissolved Parliament against opposition, imprisoning 9 members of parliament.

After his accession in 1625, Charles quarreled with the English Parliament, which sought to curb his royal prerogative. He believed in the divine right of kings and was determined to govern according to his own conscience. Many of his subjects opposed his policies, in particular the levying of taxes without Parliamentary consent, and perceived his actions as those of a tyrannical absolute monarch. His religious policies, coupled with his marriage to a Roman Catholic, generated mistrust.

When Charles ordered a parliamentary adjournment on 2 March, members held the Speaker, Sir John Finch, down in his chair so that the session could be prolonged long enough for resolutions against Catholicism, Arminianism, and tonnage and poundage to be read out and acclaimed by the chamber. Charles dissolved Parliament and had nine parliamentary leaders imprisoned over the matter, thereby turning the men into martyrs and giving popular cause to their protest.

The next 11 years, during which Charles ruled England without a Parliament, are known as the Personal Rule or the "eleven years' tyranny". Ruling without Parliament was not exceptional, and was supported by precedent. However only Parliament could legally raise taxes, and without it Charles's capacity to acquire funds for his treasury was limited.

On 20 January, 1649 Charles was charged with high treason 'against the realm of England'. Charles refused to plead, saying that he did not recognise the legality of the High Court. He was sentenced to death on 27 January. Three days later, Charles was beheaded on a scaffold outside the Banqueting House in Whitehall, London.


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Badass:

A person considered impressive due to courage, skill, and/or toughness.

- Wiktionary

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SUSANNA SALTER:


Summary:

Susanna Salter (née Kinsey; 1860 – 1961) was an American politician and activist. She served as mayor of Argonia, Kansas, becoming the first woman elected to serve as mayor in the United States and one of the first women to serve in any political office in the United States.

About:

The daughter of descendants of Quaker colonists from England, at age 12 she moved to Kansas with her parents. In 1878, she entered Kansas State Agricultural College (present-day Kansas State University) but was forced to drop out six weeks short of graduation due to illness. While a student, she met Lewis Salter, an aspiring attorney and the son of former Kansas Lieutenant Governor. They married soon thereafter and moved to Argonia, where she was active in the local Woman's Christian Temperance Union and Prohibition Party organisations.

In 1883, she gave birth to the first baby born in Argonia, she and Lewis having a total of nine children, one of whom was born during her tenure as mayor and died in infancy. Following the city's incorporation in 1885, her father and husband were elected as the city's first mayor and city clerk, respectively.

Election:

Salter’s name had been placed on a slate of candidates as a stunt by a group of men hoping to secure a loss that would humiliate women and discourage them from participation in politics. They submitted a list of candidates’ names from the Women’s Christian Temperance Union, hoping to also humiliate that organisation, thinking that no man would vote for a female mayor.

Because candidates did not have to be made public before election day, Salter herself did not know she was on the ballot until the local Republican Party sent representatives to her house to see if she was actually running for office.

On election day itself, she agreed to accept office if elected,

Salter won over 60% of the vote, being male voting in that women could not vote at that time.

Although her term was uneventful, her election generated national interest from the press, sparking a debate regarding the feasibility of other towns following Argonia's lead, which ranged from objections to "petticoat rule" to a "wait-and-see" attitude.

After a year in office, she declined to seek reelection.

As compensation for her year's service, she was paid one dollar (equivalent to $35 in 2024).

Death:

Salter died in 1961, in Norman, Oklahoma, two weeks after her 101st birthday, and was buried in Argonia, alongside her husband.

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JOSEPH ‘GABE’ SONNIER:

Joseph "Gabe" Sonnier was the janitor at Port Barre Elementary School in Louisiana.

In 1985 the principal of the school, Principal Wesley, pulled him aside and said “I'd rather see you grading papers than picking them up.”

He took the words to heart and at the age of 39, whenever he wasn’t cleaning classrooms, he was studying in them.

He got his Bachelor's degree and became a teacher in one of the very classrooms he used to clean.

He later obtained his Master's degree.

Port Barre Elementary announced its new principal in November 2013, Gabe Sonnier, the new principal of the school he had cleaned for 27 years.

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SGT ALVIN YORK:


Summary:

Alvin York Single Handedly Killed 28 Germans, Captured 132 More, and Seized 32 Machine Guns

About:

When America joined WWI in 1917, there was little to indicate that Alvin York (1887 – 1964) would become one of the war’s greatest heroes. A devoted churchgoer from rural Tennessee, York read the Bible as prohibiting killing, so he became a pacifist. When he received his draft registration card, he requested an exemption as a conscientious objector.

His request was denied, and he was drafted, sent to boot camp, then assigned to the 82nd Infantry Division. In the 82nd, York got over his pacifism after his commanding officers used Biblical passages to convince him of the morality of fighting for a just cause. He was shipped to France, and by October of 1918, York had been promoted to corporal.

He was sent in a party of 4 non-commissioned officers and 13 privates to infiltrate German lines and silence a machine gun position. However, the German position turned out to be far stronger than intelligence had indicated. As York’s party made its way through broken terrain, they entered the killing fields of over 35 well hidden machine guns. They opened up, and within seconds, nine GIs, including the other three non-commissioned officers, had been cut down.

York suddenly found himself the most senior non-com, in charge of the survivors. As he described what happened next: “You never heard such a racket in all of your life. … As soon as the machine guns opened fire on me, I began to exchange shots with them. There were over 30 of them in continuous action, and all I could do was touch the Germans off just as fast as I could. I was sharp shooting. … All the time I kept yelling at them to come down. I didn’t want to kill any more than I had to. But it was they or I. And I was giving them the best I had.”

From a standing position, then from a prone position, York simply drew beads with his rifle on any German heads that popped up, and put them down like it was target practice. All while a hail of bullets from dozens of German rifles and machine guns were directed his way. York’s rifle eventually ran out of bullets, so six Germans took the opportunity to charge him with bayonets. He took out his .45 pistol, and shot all six before they reached him: “I teched off the sixth man first; then the fifth; then the fourth; then the third; and so on. That’s the way we shoot wild turkeys at home. You see we don’t want the front ones to know that we’re getting the back ones, and then they keep on coming until we get them all“.

The Germans finally had enough of the killing machine that none could seemingly halt. An officer raised his hands, walked up to York, and told him “If you don’t shoot anymore, I will make them give up“. That was fine by York. When it was over, he had single handedly killed 28 Germans, captured 132 more, plus 32 machine guns. The exploit earned him the Congressional Medal of Honor, and made him the war’s greatest American hero.



Saturday, March 1, 2025

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

 




ON THIS DAY


March 1, 1954:

On this day in 1954 the US exploded Castle Bravo, a 15 megaton hydrogen bomb at Bikini Atoll, which accidentally became the most powerful nuclear device ever detonated by the US.

The scientists testing the first lithium deuteride-fueled thermonuclear weapon expected an explosion with a yield of 6 megatons. Instead, the detonation was 15 megatons - 1000 times more powerful than the bomb dropped on Hiroshima - inadvertently making it the fifth-largest nuclear explosion in history, and causing serious problems in the area where the test took place.

Bikini Atoll had been selected for the test, having had its native population relocated in the late 1940s in preparation for the creation of a nuclear test zone. When Castle Bravo was detonated on March 1, 1954, the radioactive fallout from the test spread as far as 100 miles (160 km) east of the atoll into areas that were inhabited. In addition a Japanese fishing vessel called Daigo Fukuryū Maru with 23 people on board came into direct contact with the fallout and the crew suffered from acute radiation sickness for weeks afterward. 15 atolls were affected, and residents of some were evacuated 48 hours after the detonation.

Even the test crew took shelter for several hours once they realised the explosion was much larger than anticipated. Trace amounts of radioactivity were recorded as far away as Australia, India and parts of Europe. In the years after the test several Marshall Islanders began to experience health issues, including birth defects and tumors, as a result of the test, and the US government eventually paid them compensation.

The incident caused controversy about nuclear testing in the atmosphere, and eventually the United States, the UK and the Soviet Union agreed to ban tests in the atmosphere in 1963.

Castle Bravo detonation.


By the Way:

An atoll is a ring-shaped island, including a coral rim that encircles a lagoon. Atolls are located in warm tropical or subtropical parts of the oceans and seas where corals can develop. Most of the approximately 440 atolls in the world are in the Pacific Ocean.

Bikini Atoll is a coral reef in the Marshall Islands consisting of 23 islands surrounding a 594 sq k / 229 sq mile central lagoon.

The United States used the islands and lagoon as the site of 23 nuclear tests until 1958, when it was discovered that the fallout from nuclear testing was much more dangerous than was previously thought.

To this day, the Bikini islanders have not been able to return home due to nuclear contamination. There are some signs of recovery as the amount of radiation slowly decreases.

In the 21st century, the atoll is a World Heritage Site, remembered for its role in the Cold War and the post-nuclear age.

The island's English name is derived from the German colonial name Bikini given to the atoll when it was part of German New Guinea. The German name is transliterated from the Marshallese name for the island, Pikinni, "Pik" meaning "plane surface" and "Ni" meaning "coconut tree", or surface of coconuts.

Louis Réard, a French automotive and mechanical engineer who was running his mother's lingerie business, released a two piece swimsuit design in 1946, 5 days after the first test of a nuclear device over Bikini Atoll. Reard named his design ‘the Bikini’.



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Gunga Din

And now, as Monty Python's Flying Circus are wont to say, for something completely different . . .


I used the phrase “You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din” to my son recently but he didn’t understand the reference. Another example that as another generation gains ascendancy, knowledge of earlier generations falls by the wayside. It may also be that the work from which it comes has fallen into disfavour and is no longer studied or read, much like Mark Twain's works having been dropped from many syllabuses (syllabi?) because of the racist expressions.

The phrase comes from a poem by Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936) who, according to one writer, “is usually regarded, and often dismissed, as the poet laureate of British Imperialism.”

The somewhat lengthy article which follows is an interesting look at the poem Gunga Din and at the attitudes behind it.

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Rudyard Kipling:


Kipling was born in Bombay but was taken to England by his family when he was aged 5. There he boarded with an English couple whilst his parents continued their service in India. In his autobiography 65 years later Kipling described these years as being of abuse and neglect. Asked later why he and his siblings never complained at the time, he wrote that “badly-treated children have a clear notion of what they are likely to get if they betray the secrets of a prison-house before they are clear of it.”

In 1882, aged 16, he returned to India to become assistant editor of the Civil and Military Gazette in Lahore, a local newspaper which Kipling was to call "mistress and most true love". Kipling wrote incessantly, contributing articles and short stories to his newspaper. These, plus additional prose and poetry, were published in a number of works.

In 1889 he returned to England and won success with Barrack Room Ballads. Settling in the US after a world trip, he wrote Captains Courageous and The Jungle Book.

A quarrel with his brother in law made him leave the US and he returned to live in England. Kipling was by now regarded as the People’s Laureate and the poet of Empire.

His son John was killed in World War 1 and he became much involved in the work of the Imperial War Graves Commission, King George V becoming a personal friend. Rudyard Kipling died in 1936, just three days before his King. He had declined most of the many honours which had been offered him, including a knighthood, the Poet Laureateship, and the Order of Merit, but in 1907 he had accepted the Nobel Prize for Literature.

Having gone from acclaimed writer to one regarded as old fashioned, imperialistic and jingoistic, his works are today being reassessed and appreciated, with allowances being made for the non PC items as a product of their time, as with some of Twain’s works.

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British Raj:

The poem Gunga Din is a good example.

India was the heart of the British Empire, rule over the subcontinent being known as the British Raj (“reign” in Hindi). The Brits loved their Empire, British rule in India was a key element of that Empire. It was a captive market for British goods and services, and served defence needs by maintaining a large standing army at no cost to the British taxpayer. Gunga Din is a commentary by Kipling on British rule in India, a few years after he had left that country. It typifies the attitude of British Empire, with all its politically incorrect references, attitudes and comments but with an overlying message that is Kipling’s . . .

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Thhe Poem:

Gunga Din

You may talk o’ gin and beer
When you’re quartered safe out ‘ere,
An’ you’re sent to penny-fights an’ Aldershot it;
But when it comes to slaughter
You will do your work on water,
An’ you’ll lick the bloomin’ boots of ‘im that’s got it.
Now in Injia’s sunny clime,
Where I used to spend my time
A-servin’ of ‘Er Majesty the Queen,
Of all them blackfaced crew
The finest man I knew
Was our regimental bhisti, Gunga Din.
He was “Din! Din! Din!
You limpin’ lump o’ brick-dust, Gunga Din!
Hi! slippery hitherao!
Water, get it! Panee lao!
You squidgy-nosed old idol, Gunga Din.”

The uniform ‘e wore
Was nothin’ much before,
An’ rather less than ‘arf o’ that be’ind,
For a piece o’ twisty rag
An’ a goatskin water-bag
Was all the field-equipment ‘e could find.
When the sweatin’ troop-train lay
In a sidin’ through the day,
Where the ‘eat would make your bloomin’ eyebrows crawl,
We shouted “Harry By!”
Till our throats were bricky-dry,
Then we wopped ‘im ’cause ‘e couldn’t serve us all.
It was “Din! Din! Din!
You ‘eathen, where the mischief ‘ave you been?
You put some juldee in it
Or I’ll marrow you this minute
If you don’t fill up my helmet, Gunga Din!”

‘E would dot an’ carry one
Till the longest day was done;
An’ ‘e didn’t seem to know the use o’ fear.
If we charged or broke or cut,
You could bet your bloomin’ nut,
‘E’d be waitin’ fifty paces right flank rear.
With ‘is mussick on ‘is back,
‘E would skip with our attack,
An’watch us till the bugles made “Retire”,
An’ for all ‘is dirty ‘ide
‘E was white, clear white, inside
When ‘e went to tend the wounded under fire!
It was “Din! Din! Din!”
With the bullets kickin’ dust-spots on the green.
When the cartridges ran out,
You could hear the front-files shout,
“Hi! ammunition-mules an’ Gunga Din!”

I shan’t forgit the night
When I dropped be’ind the fight
With a bullet where my belt-plate should ‘a’ been.
I was chokin’ mad with thirst,
An’ the man that spied me first
Was our good old grinnin’, gruntin’ Gunga Din.
‘E lifted up my ‘ead,
An’ he plugged me where I bled,
An’ ‘e guv me ‘arf-a-pint o’ water-green:
It was crawlin’ and it stunk,
But of all the drinks I’ve drunk,
I’m gratefullest to one from Gunga Din.
It was “Din! Din! Din!
‘Ere’s a beggar with a bullet through ‘is spleen;
‘E’s chawin’ up the ground,
An’ ‘e’s kickin’ all around:
For Gawd’s sake git the water, Gunga Din!”

‘E carried me away
To where a dooli lay,
An’ a bullet come an’ drilled the beggar clean.
‘E put me safe inside,
An’ just before ‘e died,
“I ‘ope you liked your drink”, sez Gunga Din.
So I’ll meet ‘im later on
At the place where ‘e is gone –
Where it’s always double drill and no canteen;
‘E’ll be squattin’ on the coals
Givin’ drink to poor damned souls,
An’ I’ll get a swig in hell from Gunga Din!
Yes, Din! Din! Din!
You Lazarushian-leather Gunga Din!
Though I’ve belted you and flayed you,
By the livin’ Gawd that made you,
You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din!


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Here is the poem again with commentary and analysis:

Gunga Din

You may talk o’ gin and beer
When you’re quartered safe out ‘ere,
An’ you’re sent to penny-fights an’ Aldershot it;

The speaker is a veteran British soldier, probably retired, addressing new recruits in India. The speaker compares life as a soldier in England with the much harder life of being a soldier in India. They can talk of the gin and beer they had back in England, where civilians paid a penny to see British military units put on mock military battles. Aldershot was the largest military training ground in Kipling’s day and is today known as “The Home of the British Army”.

But when it comes to slaughter
You will do your work on water,
An’ you’ll lick the bloomin’ boots of ‘im that’s got it.

Life in the army in India, according to the speaker, is not ceremonial and mock battles, it is active combat duty in blistering heat where life (and the slaughter) is so hard that you will lick the boots of he who has water to supply.

Now in Injia’s sunny clime,
Where I used to spend my time
A-servin’ of ‘Er Majesty the Queen,
Of all them blackfaced crew
The finest man I knew
Was our regimental bhisti, Gunga Din.

A bhisti is a water carrier. At a time when racism was common, often supported by pseudo-science, the late 19th century British attitude was that the Indian race was an inferior one. Moreover the Indian caste system divided society into different ranks, the lowest being known as “untouchables”. It is likely that Gunga Din was an untouchable, which would have made astonishing to his listeners the speaker’s declaration that the finest man he has ever known was the regiment’s Indian water carrier.

He was “Din! Din! Din!
You limpin’ lump o’ brick-dust, Gunga Din!
Hi! slippery hitherao!
Water, get it! Panee lao!
You squidgy-nosed old idol, Gunga Din.”

“Panee lao” means “bring water”.

The uniform ‘e wore
Was nothin’ much before,
An’ rather less than ‘arf o’ that be’ind,
For a piece o’ twisty rag
An’ a goatskin water-bag
Was all the field-equipment ‘e could find.
When the sweatin’ troop-train lay
In a sidin’ through the day,
Where the ‘eat would make your bloomin’ eyebrows crawl,
We shouted “Harry By!”
Till our throats were bricky-dry,
Then we wopped ‘im ’cause ‘e couldn’t serve us all.
It was “Din! Din! Din!
You ‘eathen, where the mischief ‘ave you been?
You put some juldee in it
Or I’ll marrow you this minute
If you don’t fill up my helmet, Gunga Din!”

“Juldee” means “be quick”. Having already no doubt shocked his audience by declaring that the finest man he knew was the lowest person on the social scale, he then describes him in unflattering terms: limping, squidy nosed, heathen, wearing a piece of rag that was half as much behind as it was in front. He was beaten (“wopped”), whipped (“marrowed”) and threatened if he wasn’t fast enough or deliver sufficient quantities of water to satisfy all the troops. The readers of the poem at the time would have seen nothing odd in this.

‘E would dot an’ carry one
Till the longest day was done;
An’ ‘e didn’t seem to know the use o’ fear.
If we charged or broke or cut,
You could bet your bloomin’ nut,
‘E’d be waitin’ fifty paces right flank rear.
With ‘is mussick on ‘is back,
‘E would skip with our attack,
An’watch us till the bugles made “Retire”,

A “mussick” is a “water skin”. The speaker begins to offer some praised for Gunga Din: he was fearless and stayed with them throughout any battles.

An’ for all ‘is dirty ‘ide
‘E was white, clear white, inside
When ‘e went to tend the wounded under fire!

Again, a comment that would have been understood and approved by the readers in Kipling’s day. Even when I was a kid there were still people who thought nothing of saying “That’s mighty white of you”, an expression that has the following comment in the online Urban Dictionary: "Originally used under colonialism and before civil rights, this phrase expressed appreciation for honorable or gracious behavior, under the assumption that white people were inherently more virtuous Today, it is generally used sarcastically in reference to underwhelming acts of generosity." In the Gunga Din poem the speaker is saying that when it came to tending the wounded, Din is as honourable as any white man, he is white inside.

It was “Din! Din! Din!”
With the bullets kickin’ dust-spots on the green.
When the cartridges ran out,
You could hear the front-files shout,
“Hi! ammunition-mules an’ Gunga Din!”

The call during battle was for ammunition carriers (the mules) and the water carrier (Gunga Din), showing the importance of both.

I shan’t forgit the night
When I dropped be’ind the fight
With a bullet where my belt-plate should ‘a’ been.
I was chokin’ mad with thirst,
An’ the man that spied me first
Was our good old grinnin’, gruntin’ Gunga Din.
‘E lifted up my ‘ead,
An’ he plugged me where I bled,
An’ ‘e guv me ‘arf-a-pint o’ water-green:
It was crawlin’ and it stunk,
But of all the drinks I’ve drunk,
I’m gratefullest to one from Gunga Din.
It was “Din! Din! Din!
‘Ere’s a beggar with a bullet through ‘is spleen;
‘E’s chawin’ up the ground,
An’ ‘e’s kickin’ all around:
For Gawd’s sake git the water, Gunga Din!”
‘E carried me away
To where a dooli lay,

A ‘ddoli” is a “stretcher”

An’ a bullet come an’ drilled the beggar clean.
‘E put me safe inside,
An’ just before ‘e died,
“I ‘ope you liked your drink”, sez Gunga Din.
So I’ll meet ‘im later on
At the place where ‘e is gone –
Where it’s always double drill and no canteen;
‘E’ll be squattin’ on the coals
Givin’ drink to poor damned souls,
An’ I’ll get a swig in hell from Gunga Din!
Yes, Din! Din! Din!
You Lazarushian-leather Gunga Din!
Though I’ve belted you and flayed you,
By the livin’ Gawd that made you,
You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din!

Din saves the speaker and brings him water at the cost of his own life. They will meet again in Hell, presumably the speaker going there for his sins and Gunga Din because he is not a Christian, but even then Din will be giving tormented souls a drink. Then, in the ultimate accolade, the speaker declares that although he has whipped and beatern Din, nonetheless Din is a better man than he.

In Kipling’s mind, race and similar factors is not the determinant. What matters in what a man is depends on courage and selflessness.

Kipling's views on native peoples are complicated. On the one hand there is the attitude of superiority with a duty to civilize inferior races, as in another of his poems The White Man’s Burden; yet at times there is admiration of those races, or members of them, in The Ballad of East and West and Gunga Din.

Whatever your views on Kipling and Gunga Din, there is this to be said: It contributed the expression “You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din” to the English language.

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BTW #1:

The website for Strine (the phonetic version of the word “Australian”), which provides helpful translations from Australian into English, says this about Gunga Din:
Normally, of course, the translation is provided the other way around, as it would be with any Dictionary or Phrase Book. For instance, the term 'Emmeny Jiwant' translates into 'How many do you want?'. The art form comes into its own, however, when the true Dictionary translation approach is employed. A perfect example of this is:-

Gunga Din - Unable to gain access to (eg. a place or room), as in:-

'I Gunga Din, the door slokt! Cummer nope nit formee!'


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BTW #2:

In 1939 RKO made a film, also called Gunga Din, loosely based on the poem:



Many of the elements of the 1939 pic are incorporated in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

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