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Ostrich Egg with
Soldiers by Jason T:
Yeast infection
with slabs of cardboard. Lovely xx
Is that
breakfast for the whole family...
If that Sports
Direct mug is the same as mine it holds approximately 5 gallon of coffee, yet
its dwarfed by the egg 😱!.....my point is that somewhere there is an Ostrich
that urgently needs stitches!!!!
How did you
manage to overcook an egg the size of a beachball?!
I could build a
bridge to New Zealand with the amount of toast you have there.
One, you need a
new tea towel, two, that egg’s well over cooked and looks like a bouncy ball,
three, your toast is way too cooked
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Homemade Scotch
Eggs for Breakfast by Deepall K:
Very similar to
the one I had a couple of hundred thousand years ago:
Before you eat
it, best check there isn’t one of these behind you. She wouldn’t be happy.
Mmm, burnt
crusty eyeballs. My favourite breakfast treat as well 🤷♀️
Humpty Dumpty
sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty
had a great fall.
Then along came
Deepali
With his Scotch
egg recipe
Of ingredients
unknown
And poor Humpty
was never the same again😂
That looks like
the one that fell behind the cooker 10 years ago..😂
Looks like
Scotch Egg 24 hours after it was eaten
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Full English by
Kelly S:
Full? As in
where’s the rest of my breakfast?
That'll be
lovely when the rest arrives.
🎵 Don’t go bacun my heart.. Egg couldn’t if I fried.. 🎶
You've led a
very sad life if this is what you call a full English!
That is a
breakfast full of nothing more than misery and tears.
Maybe 1 or 7
items missing but I see you had plenty of marg!!!
Where's the
sosigs, black pudding, beans, tomatoes, mushrooms, hash browns and a proper
fried slice.... What a great disappointment your FULL English is
That reminds me
of the time I had severe depression
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My Tea is making
faces at me by Chris H:
Such a culinary
delight. I can see at least 3 or 4 different meal types in that one pan. Well
done you sir
I read that as
"my tea is made of faeces"
And we are all
here sat making faces at your tea
I love the
almost scientific removal of all evidence of moisture - fabulous
If ever I saw a
face praying for death, this is it. Reminds me of the closing scene of The Fly.
For a second
there I thought it was a picture of mars from a distance 😮
Looks like a
victim of Chernobyl.
"Making
faces?" It's practically screaming at you to put it out of it's misery.
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These Sosigis
were Delicious by Georgia F:
Amazing how you
make a simple task look so bad
My dog makes
something similar, each morning. I tend to just bag them and bin them.
Mmmmmm a plate
of lepers fingers. Yum.
I find those in
my garden.
Made by cats
They probably
were delicious when you ate them... they look considerably less delicious now
after passing through your digestive tract....
Christ on a
bike, I’ve seen more appetising pox scabs
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Homemade Curry with a couple of English Naans by
Jordan T:
I’m so jealous of your amazing curry! Looks like my
toilet this morning!
Loving the subtle name change for bread and
butter.....naan bread! very imaginative Jordan T, you’ll go far
I gave that to my dog once and he threw it back up, it
looked exactly the same as before.
That’s not a curry - it’s Irish bloody stew!!!
Tinned curry with bread and fucking butter
The tin of Chum kinda gives it away plus the Aldi
sliced bread...but good shout for throwing everyone a target. Hope the dog
enjoyed it.....
Wow, what a lovely piece of disappointment were
having. noice.
Curry with your Naan’s incontinence pad . Lovely
Curry and naan? Do you think we are ‘stew-pid’?
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