Quote: Rita Rudner

For Catherine, who wanted a simpler quote than last Friday's Walt Whitman quote:

"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."

-  Rita Rudner (1935 - )

Quote: Rita Rudner

"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

Rita Rudner (1953 - )

Quote: Rita Rudner (1953 - )

"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose. "