Saturday, August 5, 2017

Looking at: Places and Buildings

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Sigiriya, Sri Lanka:


Sigiriya or Sinhagiri is an ancient rock fortress near the town of Dambulla in Sri Lanka. A massive column of rock nearly 200 metres (660 ft) high, it was selected by King Kasyapa (477 – 495 CE) for his new capital upon which he built a fortified palace. For the next 18 years it was the new Sinhalese capital with a thriving city operating at its base. The remains of those structures remain today. Also remaining halfway up the rock are two giant sculpted paws, all that remains of a monumental lion sculpture. The remains show the surface was plastered. Stairs led up through the lion’s mouth and wound up the rest of the rock face to the palace at the summit. The name of this place is derived from this structure - the Lion Rock. The capital and the royal palace was abandoned after the king's death and It was used as a Buddhist monastery until the 14th century. Sigiriya today is a UNESCO listed World Heritage Site and one of the best preserved examples of ancient urban planning.


Imagined reconstruction of the lion monument, based on smaller Sinhalese sculptures of lions.

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Water Temple of Tambomachay, Cusco, Peru:


Tambomachay is an Inca site at Cusco in Peru that dates from the year 1500. It had a religious function honouring water as a vital part of agriculture and regeneration of the earth. The monument consists of three sectors: 
  • the fountains, with waterways and platforms on several levels;
  • the canals, and 
  • the agricultural sector that is a collection of platforms used to control irrigation.
The temple has Incan water irrigation systems that are still working.


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56 Leonard Street:


56 Leonard Street is a 250 metre / 821 feet tall, 57-story skyscraper on Leonard Street in Tribeca, New York City, United States. Herzog & de Meuron describes the building as "houses stacked in the sky." The tallest structure in Tribeca, it was completed in 2016 and has 145 condominium residences priced between US$3.5 million and US$50 million. 



Due to its cantilevered balconies it has been nicknamed the Jenga building by the media.

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Whilst looking at quirky big buildings, here are a few more:
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Mahanakhon, Bangkok, Thailand:


The MahaNakhon is a mixed-use skyscraper in Bangkok, Thailand. It opened in December 2016 and features a pixelated ribbon that swirls around the exterior, peeling back its surface layer to expose an inner layer, creating balconies with views of the city. It is the tallest building in Thailand and is one of the most expensive condominiums in Bangkok.
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Crown Hotel, Sydney:


Not yet built, the Crown Hotel is part of Jamie Packer’s Crown Resorts casino and hotel tower in the Barangaroo redevelopment in Sydney. According to the architects Wilkinson Eyre, “The organic design finds its roots in an abstracted form of nature, like three stems growing out of the ground slightly twisting as they reach the crown of the structure. The height corresponds to the increasing scale of the adjacent towers, extrapolating a visually significant structure that offers unparalleled views of the city. Its characteristic white skin will stand as a testament to the James Packer’s – crown resorts chairman – call for a design that would become the ‘talk of the world’.”


Just don’t expect to see Mariah Carey perform at the opening.
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Liuzhou Forest City, China:


Another that is under construction and part of the worldwide trend for “vertical forests”, Liuzhou Forest City takes it to a whole new level by making the entire city green. Being built in southern China’s mountainous Guangxi area, the city will have 30,000 inhabitants, over 40,000 trees and 1 million plants covering every building. It is scheduled for completion in 2020 and, according to the architects, each year the trees will absorb 10,000 tons of CO2 and 57 tons of pollutants, and will produce about 900 tons of oxygen a year. The greenery will also decrease the average air temperature, create noise barriers and boost biodiversity by creating a habitat for birds, insects and small animals.


Sydney has its own example at One Central Park . . . 


. . . but I must admit that whenever I see the building, and photos of similar, it reminds me of images from post-apocalyptic movies where the cities are derelict and uninhabited and vegetation has taken over. . . 

A scene from I am Legend.

I also wonder whether, if I had spent mega bucks buying an apartment in a fancy building, I would want my windows and views covered or obstructed by greenery . . .


Bosco Verticale, Milan, Italy

What do others think?


Friday, August 4, 2017

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Funny Friday

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Guten morgen meine Damen und Herren.  

That doesn't mean that today's Funny Friday has a German theme, after all, the shortest book in the world is said to be "One Hundred Years of German Humour".

The theme for today is simply  . . . humour!

So get your happy on and enjoy.
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One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed and shouted out, "Acts 2:38: 'Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'" 

The robber quickly gave up and the lady rang the police. 

While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, "Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?"

The robber said "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"
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A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is. 

A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. 

The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus?"
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Bob goes to see his friend Pete. He finds Pete in his barn dancing naked around his John Deere. "What are you doing?" asks Bob. Pete stops dancing and says "My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do something sexy to a tractor." 
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" 

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. 

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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A chap walks into a restaurant and tells the waiter, “Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove. And while you’re at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove.” 

The waiter took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man, “The cook said you can kiss his arse, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove.”
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At last, the long-awaited finale of the televised poem competition had arrived. 

The pope, who was a keen lyricist and writer of poems, had to everyone’s surprise entered the competition. He immediately announced that he would only be reciting poems about personal spiritual experiences. Despite this limitation, it turned out he was gifted with words and he had made it all the way to the final. His opponent was the favorite to win: a Harvard linguistics professor on the top of his career and with a mind as sharp as a knife’s edge. 

The Harvard professor was up first. He was informed of the rules: "Two minutes to come up with a poem, and it must involve Timbuktu." The clock started, and when the time was up the Harvard professor approached the microphone: 

"On my way through desert sand,
Met a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two ,
Destination: Timbuktu." 

The crowd went wild. Commentators were lyrical. This was without a doubt the best poem of the competition. The Harvard professor had done it again! But as the crowd settled down their spirits sank. As far as anyone knew, the pope had never been to Timbuktu, which was soon confirmed by the TV commentator. How could the pope have a personal spiritual experience with such a word?! 

The elderly pope was walked to the stage and informed of the same rules: "Two minutes to come up with a poem, and it must involve Timbuktu." The clock was started, but after only a short thought the pope stopped it. Everybody in the competition had used all the provided time, and as the pope approached the microphone a sigh went through the audience. Was he withdrawing from the competition? Would it all end in anti-climax? 

No, to everybody’s surprise the pope started to recite his poem based on personal spiritual experience: 

"Me and Tim to Brisbane went,
Met some ladies, cheap to rent. 
They were three and we were two, 
So I bucked one and Tim bucked two.'"
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Gallery:




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Corn Corner:

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Q: What do you do with a sick boat? 

A: Take it to the doc.
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A man walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender, "Can I have a cigarette?" The bartender replies, "Sure, the cigarette machine is over there." So he walks over to the machine and as he is about to order a cigarette, the machine suddenly says, "Oi, you bloody idiot." The man says with surprise in his voice, "That's not very nice." He returns to his bar stool without a cigarette and asks the bartender for some peanuts. The bartender passes the man a bowl of peanuts and the man hears one of the peanuts speak, "Ooh, I like your hair." The man says to the bartender, "Hey, what's going on here? Your cigarette machine is insulting me and this peanut is coming on to me. Why's this?" The bartender replies, "Oh, that's because the machine is out of order and the peanuts are complementary."
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Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? 

A: Because they were watch dogs.
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Thursday, August 3, 2017

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More Fun Facts and Trivia

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No other animal gives us more by-products than the pig.


Lisa: “I’m going to become a vegetarian.” 
Homer: “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?” 
Lisa: “Yes.” 
Homer: “Bacon?” 
Lisa: “Yes Dad” 
Homer: “Ham?” 
Lisa: “Dad, all those meats come from the same animal” 
Homer: “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”

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Mexican jumping beans jump because of a moth larva inside the bean.


The jumping beans are a seed pod through which the larva of a small moth has chewed. The bean "jumps" because, when it gets in a hot place, the larva snaps its body hoping to roll to a cooler place. 

After the egg hatches, the larva eats away the inside of the bean, making a hollow place for itself. It attaches itself to the bean with many silk threads. The larva may live for months inside the bean with varying periods of dormancy. Normally, in the spring, the moth will force its way out of the seed through a round "trap door", leaving behind the pupal casing. The small, silver and gray-colored moth will live for only a few days. 

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An electric eel produces an average of 400 volts.


It can produce a shock up to 860 volts and 1 ampere of current (860 watts) for two milliseconds. This is extremely unlikely to be deadly for an adult human due to the very short duration of the discharge but it can produce a brief and painful numbing shock likened to a stun gun discharge, which due to the voltage can be felt for some distance from it.
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Anthony Scaramucci, aka The Mooch, is not only a linguist of note, financier (including founder of investment firm SkyBridge Capital) and politico, he is also a published author. The Mooch has had 3 books published:

Goodbye Gordon Gekko: How to Find Your Fortune Without Losing Your Sou

The Little Book of Hedge Funds: What You Need to Know About Hedge Funds but the Managers Won't Tell You

Hopping Over the Rabbit Hole: How Entrepreneurs Turn Failure Into Success

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To crack a whip, the tip must be traveling faster than the speed of sound.


By the way, you know that famous scene where Indiana Jones is confronted by the sabre wielding expert and Indiana draws a gun and shoots him . . .


Harrison Ford has explained how that scene came about:
We were shooting in Tunisia, and the script had a scene in which I fight a swordsman, an expert swordsman, it was meant to be the ultimate duel between sword and whip. And I was suffering from dysentery, really, found it inconvenient to be out of my trailer for more than 10 minutes at a time. We’d done a brief rehearsal of the scene the night before we were meant to shoot it, and both Steve and I realised it would take 2 or 3 days to shoot this. And it was the last thing we were meant to shoot in Tunisia before we left to shoot in England. And the scene before this in the film included a whip fight against 5 bad guys that were trying to kidnap Marian, so I thought it was a bit redundant. I was puzzling how to get out of this 3 days of shooting, so when I got to set I proposed to Steven that we just shoot the son a bitch and Steve said “I was thinking that as well.” So he drew his sword, the poor guy was a wonderful British stuntman who had practiced his sword skills for months in order to do this job, and was quite surprised by the idea that we would dispatch him in 5 minutes. But he flourished his sword, I pulled out my gun and shot him, and then we went back to England.
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Sugar was first added to chewing gum in 1869 by a dentist named William Semple.

Semple's process involved dissolving vegetable gums in naphtha and alcohol until they reached the consistency of jelly. Then he mixed in powdered chalk, powdered licorice root, and other materials to provide texture and flavor. Those included sugar, orris root, and myrrh. Finally, he evaporated the solvents -- naphtha and alcohol -- so that the jelly-like material dried and hardened. Semple thought that people would buy the gum not just to chew for fun, but to help keep their teeth clean and breath fresh. The chalk would have a scouring effect in rubbing away food particles and dental plaque,
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In 1903 at the Timberlake Wire and Novelty Company in Jackson Mississippi an employee named Albert J. Parkhouse decided that the coat hook needed a firm evolutionary advancement. He took a simple piece of wire and shaped two ovals then twisted them together. He finished the contraption with a bent hook shape at the top which enabled the hanger to be hung over a bar. This was the first known design which most closely reflects the common wire coat hanger designs of today. This revolutionary hook design when used with a hanging bar, enabled many more clothes to be stored together in one place.


Wednesday, August 2, 2017

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Brett's Monthly and Today's Sarcasm

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It’s that time of the month again when Brett B (the US one, to distinguish him from Wayne B’s son here in Oz) sends a list of the special days for the coming month.

It would have been posted yesterday but I somehow lost Brett’s email. Sorry. 

😔

Click on the daily ones to read more . . .

Month:
  • Admit You're Happy Month
  • Family Fun Month
  • Dog Days of Summer - July 3 - August 11
  • International Clown Week - always August 1-7
  • National Catfish Month
  • National Eye Exam Month
  • National Golf Month
  • Peach Month
  • Romance Awareness Month
  • Water Quality Month
  • National Picnic Month
Weekly Events:
  • Week 1 National Simplify your Life Week
  • Week 2 National Smile Week
  • Week 3 Friendship Week
  • Week 4 Be Kind to Humankind Week
August, 2017 Daily Holidays, Special and Wacky Days:
4 International Beer Day - First Friday in August
5 Campfire Day - First Saturday in August
5 International Hangover Day - First Saturday in August
5 National Clown Day - Satuday during International Clown Week
5 National Mustard Day first Saturday
6 Friendship Day - First Sunday in August
6 Sisters Day - First Sunday in August
7 International Forgiveness Day - First Sunday in August
14/15 V-J Day - which date do you celerate as the end of WWII?
15 Relaxation Day - now this one's for me!
19 National Honey Bee Awareness Day - Third Saturday
22 National Tooth Fairy Day - and/or February 28
28 Chinese Valentine's Day/Daughter's Day - 7th day of 7th Lunar Month
28 Race Your Mouse Day -but we are not sure what kind of "mouse"
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Sarcasm for the Day:



Tuesday, August 1, 2017

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Looking Back . . . Some images of bygone Australia

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Loggers at Walhalla Victoria 1905
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Traffic jam in Hay Street, Sydney, 1930s
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The last horse-drawn hansom cab in Sydney in 1937
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Bridge Street, Sydney, 1866
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Garden in front of Central railway Station, 1936
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Tram Number 948 was built specifically to carry prisoners to and from court and was known as the Prison Tram. Built in Randwick training workshops in 1909, it was used for transferring inmates between Long Bay Penal Institution and Darlinghurst Court House. The specially fitted tramcar with six cells ran between 1909 and 1949 and made the trip four times a day during those years. Tram 948, now restored, is on display at The Tramway Museum in Loftus.

Interior of the Prison Tram.

Long Bay Gaol and the tram tracks leading into it.

Notorious career criminal and escapee Darcy Dugan escaped from the Prison Tram in 1946 with one William Mears. Dugan had only just been recaptured at gun point in Annandale and was on his way to court in Darlinghurst. Although each compartment on the tram was locked and bolted, the roof was only a canvas cover. As the vehicle passed the Sydney Cricket Ground, Dugan produced a bread knife he had earlier stolen from the prison commissary and cut a hole in the roof of the carriage. He and Mears were recaptured a day later. When taken back to court to face 29 counts of break and enter on top of escaping, the police took no chances, this time he was handcuffed to an iron bar in the courtroom and remained under heavy guard.

A 1946 mugshot of Darcy Dugan

Dugan in Maitland Gaol, 1979

Dugan died of Parkinsons’s Disease on August 22, 1991 just days before his 71st birthday. He had spent 35 of those years in jail and according to some reports was still regularly “breaking out” of the care home almost up until the end.
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Herbert Street, Dulwich Hill, installing tramlines
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Parramatta Rd in 1920 with the University of Sydney Great Hall and Quadrangle in the background.
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Removal of tram tracks George Street, Sydney, 1960. George Street is presently being dug up again to put in new tracks for the Light Rail, ie trams.
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Sir John Young Crescent, Woolloomoolloo in 1928 and 2014
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Railway Square, Sydney, 1935
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Wool is transported to Pyrmont Wharves, Sydney, for shipment to England, 1939