Thursday, August 10, 2017

Some Trivia and Fun Facts

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When Twister was introduced in 1966 it was denounced as “sex in a box”.

The inventor of Twister, Charles “Chuck” Foley, died in 2013, aged 82. 

In a December 1966 photo Twister co-inventors Charles Foley, left, and Neil Rabens demonstrate the game. 

According to his son, Mark Foley:
"Dad wanted to make a game that could light up a party. They originally called it Pretzel. But they sold it to Milton Bradley, which came up with the Twister name."
The game became a sensation after Johnny Carson and Eva Gabor played it on the Tonight Show in 1966 but detractors called it “sex in a box” because of the body contact.

Johnny Carson and Eva Gabor debut Twister on Carson’s Tonight Show, 1966

To dilute its sexual suggestions, the original box used cartoon characters rather than real people:

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At the wife carrying championships in Finland, first prize is the wife’s weight in beer.

Wife Carrying World Championships have been held annually in Sonkajärvi, Finland, since 1992.


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Philip Brownell, a professor of zoology at Oregon State University, has studied the metabolism of scorpions and has found that their metabolic ability allows them, in extreme conditions, to "hunker down" in burrows using little oxygen and requiring few food resources. The animals can quickly switch from this mode to one of active hunting when conditions become more favourable.

These metabolic abilities have led to interesting times in the lab. "We've had the experience of losing one in the lab, or forgetting one in a jar, and finding it six months later perfectly alive," Brownell recalled. He has frozen scorpions in his research, placed them in the sun the next day and watch them thaw out and walk away.
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The 442nd Regimental Combat Team, made up nearly entirely of Japanese-Americans, was the United States Army's most decorated infantry regiment ever.

The volunteers who made up the 442nd fought in Europe in the last two years of World War I. More than 14,000 served in the 442nd, the nickname of which was "Go for Broke." Between them, they were awarded 18,143 awards, including 9,485 Purple Hearts, 21 Medals of Honor, 52 Distinguished Service Crosses, 560 Silver Stars, 4,000 Bronze Stars, 22 Legion of Merit Medals, 15 Soldier's Medals, one Distinguished Service Medal, and eight Presidential Unit Citations.

At the same time as the Japanese-American soldiers were fighting for the US, their families were held in internment camps.

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Elizabeth Blackwell (1821 – 1910) was a British-born physician who was the first woman to receive a medical degree in the United States, as well as the first woman on the UK Medical Register. She was the first woman to graduate from medical school, a pioneer in promoting the education of women in medicine in the United States, and a social and moral reformer in both the United States and in the United Kingdom. Her sister Emily was the third woman in the US to get a medical degree.

In 1847 Blackwell applied to be accepted as a medical student at Hobart College, then called Geneva Medical College, located in upstate New York. The dean and faculty, usually responsible for evaluating an applicant for matriculation, were not able to make a decision due to the special nature of Blackwell's case. They put the issue up to a vote by the 150 male students of the class with the stipulation that if one student objected, Blackwell would be turned away. The young men voted unanimously to accept her.
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Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Quote for the Day




Some more about old age . . .

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I received an email from Jake K of Savannah, Georgia in response to the old age poem:
Thanks for the Senior Citizens alphabet! I am fast approaching 70, and could tick off quite a few of the items on the list. 
I won the genetic lottery and am enjoying better health than many in my baby-boom cohort!
Thanks, Jake.
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I also received an email from friend and trivia team member Kerrie B:
What happened to M?
Ironically the letter M in the poem is for Memory and I don’t know why it somehow disappeared from my posting. And no, it’s not the case that I forgot to include it.

Thanks, Kez.

So, posted below, is the correct poem, plus 2 more about getting old . . . 
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New Alphabet:

A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

The Alphabet For Seniors: 

A's for arthritis, 
B's the bad back, 
C's the chest pains, perhaps cardiac?

D is for dental decay and decline, 
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention, 
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

H is for high blood pressure - I'd rather it low; 
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, 
K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L 's for libido, what happened to sex? 
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; 
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? 
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, 
T is for tinnitus, bells in my ears!
U is for urinary, troubles with flow, 
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

W for worry, now what's going 'round? 
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have - in my mind!
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Prayer for Old Age

God grant me the senility
to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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I'm Fine, How are You?

Author unknown

There's nothing the matter with me,
I'm just as healthy as can be,
I have arthritis in both knees,
And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze.
My pulse is weak, my blood is thin,
But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.

All my teeth have had to come out,
And my diet I hate to think about.
I'm overweight and I can't get thin,
But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.

Arch supports I need for my feet.
Or I wouldn't be able to go out in the street.
Sleep is denied me night after night,
But every morning I find I'm all right.
My memory's failing, my head's in a spin.
But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.

The moral of this as the tale unfolds,
Is that for you and me, who are growing old.
It is better to say "I'm fine" with a grin,
Than to let people know the shape we are in.

I'm fine, how are you ?
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A repost from past years . . . 



Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Quote for the Day



Senior Cits Alphabet


The Senior Citizens Alphabet

A for arthritis,
B for bad back,
C is for chest pains.
Perhaps cardiac? 

D is for dental replacements and decline, 
E is for eyesight--can't read that top line? 
F is for fissures and fluid retention 
G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention.)

H high blood pressure (I'd rather have low)
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, that now fail to flex
L for libido--what happened to sex?

Wait! I forgot about K! 
K is for my knees that crack when they're bent (Please forgive me, my memory ain't worth a cent) ?
N for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck
O is for osteo- and all bones that crack.

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few
Give me another pill; I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasiness. Wine or flu? 
R is for reflux-- one meal turns into two 

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears?
T for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears.
U is for urinary: difficulties with flow 
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.

W is worry, now what's going 'round? 
X is for X ray-- and what might be found. 
Y for another year I've left behind
Z is for zest that I still have my mind! 

Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed,
And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!


Monday, August 7, 2017

Quote for the Day



Readers Write

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A number of people queried some items in the last Funny Friday.

Here are the explanations:

Item:
A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is. 
A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. 
The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus?"

Comment: 
Angus’s name without the “g” would be “Anus”

Item:
Bob goes to see his friend Pete. He finds Pete in his barn dancing naked around his John Deere. "What are you doing?" asks Bob. Pete stops dancing and says "My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do something sexy to a tractor." 

Comment:
“. . . needed to do something sexy to a tractor.” (to attract her).
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An email from Leo M in response to yesterday’s Tattoo Fails post and the Green Mile quote:
A very funny byte Otto. 
The Green Mile was one of the greatest movies I have ever seen. I put it up there with the Shawshank Redemption.
Leo 
Thanks, Leo. I agree with your comments about both movies.

During the week I will post son Elliot’s analysis of the Shawshank Redemption, done for his final year of high school.  
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A further email from Leo M in response to Saturday’s post “Looking at: Places and Buildings”, in respect of Sigiriya, the ancient rock fortress in Sri Lanka:
Hi Otto,

I was here with my English mate Charles and climbed as much as you could in April 1977.

The most amazing thing I found were the frescoes painted on the side of the mountain. If you google this place there are thousands of photos of these magnificently painted voluptuous women.

I seem to remember that shortly after I was there, some mad Australian attacked them with a hammer and chisel. Probably the same bloke who did the La Pieta in St Peters Basilica in the Vatican City.

It is a very pretty Island. I was adopted by a Tamil family near Negombo who wanted me to marry their daughter Lalita. It was the time before the civil war. I often wondered what happened to her and her family. I kept in contact and sent gifts for a number of years.

Your Bytes bring back so many memories, thank you.

Leo
Thanks, Leo.

Leo is correct about the frescoes. I left them out of the brief summary but here are some notes on the frescoes and about some other aspects:
  • British archaeologist and author John Still (1880–1941), known for his discoveries at Sigiriya, in 1907 suggested, "The whole face of the hill appears to have been a gigantic picture gallery... the largest picture in the world perhaps". The paintings would have covered most of the western face of the rock, an area 140 metres long and 40 metres high. 
  • Examples of some of the frescoes:


  • Some other aspects of Sigiriya:
The Mirror Wall:

Sigiriya had a wall that was so highly polished that it acted as a mirror in which the king could see himself when he walked alongside it. It was made of brick masonry and covered in highly polished white plaster, but the wall is now partially covered with verses scribbled by visitors, some of them dating from as early as the 8th century.. Further writing on the mirror wall now has been banned for the protection of the old writings.

The Mirror Wall and spiral stairs leading to the frescoes


The Gardens

The Gardens of the Sigiriya city are one of the most important aspects of the site, as it is among the oldest landscaped gardens in the world. The gardens are divided into three distinct but linked forms: water gardens, cave and boulder gardens, and terraced gardens.

A pool in the garden complex

The gardens of Sigiriya, as seen from the summit of the Sigiriya rock

Terraced Gardens


One of the many paths winding through the Boulder Gardens
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From Steve M, also in respect of the Saturday post “Looking at: Places and Buildings”, but in this case commenting upon my being cool on vertical gardens on buildings:
Not so sure I agree with you Otto... looking out into a vast metropolis and seeing other concrete buildings is not really my idea of a view – regardless of the cost. Perhaps the greenery (as shown in Bosco Verticale, Milan, Italy) helps provide a more ‘dappled’ outlook that softens the surrounds when seen from within the building. Either that or everyone that lives there is a wanker.

Steve m
Thanks, Steve.

Here’s one for you . . .



Sunday, August 6, 2017

Quote for the Day



Tattoo Fails, part 1

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Yesterday I saw a post on the Bored Panda website which had me chuckling. It showed 10 tattoos gone wrong, which is not an uncommon topic for posts on websites and newspaper articles, but in this case it was of tattoos that were posted online by their owners, who then found out how messed up the tatts really were. Also funny were some of the original comments responding to the owners having proudly, initially at least, shown their tatts. Below are the tattoos and some of the comments.

Those wishing to have a look at the Bored Panda site can do so by clicking on:
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Some of the comments:

Cesi Baca:
Yeah that was just wrong. He payed good money for it I'm sure so that Japanese tattoo artist was a real asshole.

Sunzilla:
Did he not Google the images before he got the tattoo??? Idiot foreigner indeed...

Thebridget:
Why would you get a tattoo in another language and not be 100% sure (from multiple sources) that you have the correct translation??
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Some of the comments:

Sean:
Wow way to get the wrong symbol AND an infection yikes

Jimmy TenBellies:
it also says "tatto"
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Some of the comments:

Pamela Grove:
The next time anyone gripes, and moans and groans and asks WHY do we need to take classes in English or have spelling or anything else in this area in life because computers do everything for us now. First of all, computers are ONLY as intelligent as the person who programs it. Then, show them this tattoo. If I know most people under the age of 30, they ask, "well what's wrong with it?" That makes the point right there.

Pip Maassen:
.....Untill u die.....
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Some of the comments:

Cram Enitnelab:
Those are two buffalo in love.
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Some of the comments:

Sophie G:
Doesn't the Dalai Lama have the same one?

Victor Vakaras:
With or without the poor grammar, it's fucking stupid.
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Some of the comments:

Intensive Panda:
Looks like a shining anus with wings.

Zenozenobee:
Oh thanks! I thought that "maybe" I had a twisted mind. I was maybe right but at least I'm not alone!

Luck Yeah:
That was a lot of pain just to pledge allegiance to Lucifer.

Christopher Hacia:
Don't forget that passages from Leviticus forbid tattoos and are very against.

Diane DesAutels:
Those feathers got rather battered in the fall.
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Some of the comments:

Hans:
A physician probably?

Flora Polvado:
I'm beginning to think every tattoo artist should invest in a good, multi-lingual spelling dictionary

CluelessLlama13:
Or at the very least use Google

Michelle Dodson:
Please tell me you are a medical professional and not just a fucking MORON. They do ask you to "proof" their work prior to inking you.
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Some of the comments:

Ting Liu:
It's not picnic table, it's the transliteration of 'Sarah'(謝蕊) and 'William'(威廉). Her friend is messing with her.

Fan Pleskac:
It's "xie rui" "wei lian" so her name should be Sherry William I guess.

Dima:
Yeah... except her name is Elizabeth...

Charles Laster:
Don't get a Chinese tattoo unless you know Chinese!
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Some of the comments:

Zori the degu:
Idiots. Everywhere!

logical fallacy:
Among other things. The male symbol also represents a spear (which is phallic indeed), and the female Aphordite's mirror (and the general map of a woman's internal reproduction organs, not that it was known in Ancient Greece).

İdil:
Thank you, I was just about to write that. "Cross so the arrow can aim" Jeez.

Sunny Liu:
No! The male symbol represents the arrow shot by Apollo, the Greek god of the sun! And the female symbol represents the goddess Venus's mirror.

Alia Gail:
Ugh nooo the male symbol is a shield and spear, and the female symbol is a mirror (Even tho it's a bit sexist) NOT a penis and a target

Brontosonto:
And, furthermore, the arrow on the male symbol points to the right, no to the left.
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Some of the comments:

Belinda Matson:
These Tatts make me so very grateful for my education.

Angela Anderson:
He's all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble

Adam Hills:
looks like a baby carriage