Saturday, July 4, 2020

We Didn't Start the Fire, continued . . .


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Continuing a brief look at the events and persons listed in Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”.

Each two lines represent a year.

1954, continued . . .

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron
Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock"
Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez

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Juan Peron:

Juan Perón (1895 – 1974) was an Argentine Army general and politician. After serving in several government positions, including Minister of Labor and Vice President, he was elected President of Argentina three times, serving from June 1946 to September 1955, when he was overthrown in a coup d'état, and then from October 1973 until his death in July 1974.

During his first presidential term (1946–52), Perón was supported by his second wife, Eva Duarte ("Evita", as in Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina).

Juan and Eva Peron 1952

Juan Peron, 1946

They were immensely popular among the Argentine working class. Eva died in 1952, and Perón was elected to a second term, serving from 1952 until 1955.

During the following period of two military dictatorships, interrupted by two civilian governments, the Peronist party was outlawed and Perón was exiled. When the left-wing Peronist Héctor José Cámpora was elected President in 1973, Perón returned to Argentina and was soon after elected President for a third time. His third wife, María Estela Martínez, known as Isabel Perón, was elected as Vice President on his ticket and succeeded him as President upon his death in 1974.

Relevance to 1954:

Protests from the Catholic Church (Peron had announced that he intended to legalise divorce and prostitution) and unrest among armed forces in 1954-55 led to a coup in Argentina in 1955. AS an example of military hostility towards Peron, on 16 June 1955 there was a rally of support for Peron but Argentine citizens  on the Plaza de Mayo.  However, as he spoke before a crowd of thousands, Navy fighter jets flew overhead and dropped bombs into the crowded square below before seeking refuge in Uruguay. The incident, part of a coup attempt against Perón, killed 364 people.

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Toscanini:



Arthur Toscanini (1867-1957) was an Italian conductor, one of the most acclaimed musicians of the late 19th and of the 20th century.  He was renowned for his intensity, his perfectionism, his ear for orchestral detail and sonority, and his memory. At various times he was the music director of La Scala in Milan and the New York Philharmonic, later in his career being appointed the first music director of the NBC Symphony Orchestra (1937–54).  This led to his becoming a household name (especially in the United States) through his radio and television broadcasts and many operatic and symphonic recordings.

Relevance to 1954:

On April 4, 1954, Toscanini suffered a memory lapse while conducting a radio broadcast of the NBC Symphony at Carnegie Hall in New York. This was the last time he conducted live in public. He retired in 1954 and died in 1957, aged 89, the cause of death being a stroke.

By the way:

Toscanini conducted the world premieres of many operas, four of which have become part of the standard operatic repertoire: Pagliacci, La bohème, La fanciulla del West and Turandot. 

The last one mentioned, Turandot, was unfinished at the time of Puccini's death in 1924, and was completed by Franco Alfano in 1926. The first performance was held at the Teatro alla Scala in Milan on 25 April 1926, conducted by Toscanini. This performance included only Puccini's music and not Alfano's additions.  At the point where Puccini left off writing the finale of the unfinished opera, the music ceased, Toscanini said to the audience "Here Death triumphed over art" and then  left the opera pit.  The lights went up and the audience left in silence.

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Dacron:
  
Dacron is a trade name for an early artificial fibre made from the same plastic as polyester.

Relevance to 1954:

Released in 1954, it was hailed as a new wonder fabric, being advertised as a non-iron, drip dry material. It is also used for artificial arteries to this day.


Dacron may have been seen as the wonder fibre in the 1950s, to be revered and respected, but women weren’t seen the same way, as this advertising shows.





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Dien Bien Phu falls:

The French were defeated in 1954 at the battle of Dien Bien Phu, a village in Viet Nam at which the French had an airbase. This resulted in the loss of Indo-China by the French in what is called the First Indochina War.   It also resulted in the 1954 Geneva Accord which split Viet Nam.

Dien Bien Phu was a serious defeat for the French and was the decisive battle of the Indochina war.  Public opinion in France registered shock that a guerilla army had defeated a major European power.

The Geneva Conference opened on 8 May 1954, the day after the surrender of the garrison. The resulting agreement partitioned Vietnam into two zones: communist North Vietnam and the State of Vietnam, which opposed the agreement, to the south. The partition was supposed to be temporary, and the two zones were meant to be reunited through national elections in 1956, which were never held. The last French forces withdrew from Vietnam in 1956.

 Statistics:

French:
1,571–2,293 dead
5,195–6,650 wounded
1,729 missing
11,721 captured (of which 4,436 wounded)
62 aircraft] and 10 tanks lost
167 aircraft damaged

Vietnamese:
4,020 dead
9,118 wounded
792 missing
French estimate: 8,000 dead and 15,000 wounded
  
Relevance to 1954:

See above

Picture taken on the 07 May 1954 showing a Vietnamese soldier waving a flag atop a French base as others assault the area at the Dien Bien Phu battlefield.

French troops parachute over Dien Bien Phu.

Captured French soldiers from Dien Bien Phu, escorted by Vietnamese troops, walk to a prisoner-of-war camp

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“Rock Around the Clock”:


Bill Haley and the Comets released Rock Around The Clock in 1954 to only minor success.

It reached No 1 after being released again when included in the film The Blackboard Jungle.

It was not the first rock and roll record, nor was it the first successful record of the genre.  Haley's recording nevertheless became an anthem for rebellious 1950s youth and is widely considered to be the song that, more than any other, brought rock and roll into mainstream culture around the world.

See Bill Haley and the Comets perform the number by clicking on:

Relevance to 1954:

See above.

By the way:

The original full title of the song was "We're Gonna Rock Around the Clock Tonight!". This was later shortened to "(We're Gonna) Rock Around the Clock", though this form is generally only used on releases of the 1954 Bill Haley Decca Records recording; most other recordings of this song by Haley and others shorten this title further to "Rock Around the Clock".

The term "Rock 'n' Roll" was a relatively new way of describing music when this came out. A lot of early "Rock" was based on the blues, and was far too racy for most white listeners. Many white singers made careers out of sanitising R&B records for pop appeal, but Haley added a country/swing element to his covers that kept a lot of the edge. When Elvis came along, he did the same thing, transforming R&B songs like "Hound Dog" without sucking the life out of them.

Many listeners had never heard of "rock and roll" when this was released, so the record company had a hard time describing the song. The label on the single called it a "Novelty Foxtrot."

This was the original opening theme song for the TV show Happy Days. The song was re-released in 1974 to capitalise on its new popularity, and charted at #39 in the US. In 1976 the theme was  changed to "Happy Days."

Haley was never able to duplicate the massive success of "Rock Around The Clock," but he did have a few more hits in the '50s, including "See You Later Alligator" and "The Saints Rock 'N Roll." Haley is a key figure in the evolution of rock music, helping transform the sound out of country music, but he couldn't sustain his early success. Elvis stole his thunder, and Haley recorded many substandard songs because he wanted to cut tracks owned by his publishing company. He remained somewhat popular overseas, but lawsuits and financial problems took their toll on the singer, and he died in 1981 at age 55. 

Bill Haley and His Comets were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1987.

Friday, July 3, 2020

Quote for the Day


Funny Friday


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We’re now in July, which means that our American cousins will shortly be celebrating their Independence Day. The items below contain some July humour and a few relating to that day.

Stay safe, Byters.

By the way, some risque items ahead, so don't go on if you might be offended.

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SOME HUMOUR . . .

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4th of July,

The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order.

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Something really important must've happened on July 24th, 365 AD.

All of the supermarkets near me say "24/7/365".

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I hate it when my wife says "Are you listening to me?!"

Such a random way to start a conversation.

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Southern hemisphere joke. . . northern hemisphere people substitute summer:

I told my mate that in order to have sex, I'd said to my girlfriend that I'd marry her in the winter.”

"July?" he asked.

"Of course I did," I replied.

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I asked a tattoo artist to tattoo a picture of a pigeon into my pubic region.

He took a look at the picture and agreed to do it for $120.

It looked amazing. So, a couple weeks later, I went back and asked him to give me a matching tattoo on my palm. He looked again at the picture and said, “That will be $240.”

I said, “Why the price jump? You did the exact same design last time for only $120.”

He told me, “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”

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July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun.

On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.
  
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FROM THE VAULT . . .

From January 20, 2017 . . .

The London Zoo acquires, at great expense, a very large female gorilla of a particularly rare species. Right from the outset she is very bad tempered and very difficult to handle. The zoo's vet, after examination, boldly announces that her problem is that she's in heat. If she was to be mated she would become docile and adjust to her new surroundings. But what to do? There are no males of her species available and the other male gorillas are terrified of her.

The zoo administrators remember that one of their zoo-keepers, an Irishman called O'Reilly, who is responsible for cleaning animals' cages, is a large man and notorious for his abilities with the opposite sex. Perhaps they could persuade him to placate the gorilla.

So they approach O'Reilly with a proposition: would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for five hundred pounds?

O'Reilly asks for the night to think things over and on the following day, says that he'll accept the offer on three conditions: "First, dere's to be no kissin’. Second, if dere’s any children, dey have to be raised Roman Cat'lic."

The zoo administrators quickly agree to these conditions. "But what about the third?" they ask.

"Well," says O'Reilly, "You've got to give me some time to come up wit' de five hundred quid...."

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LIMERICK OF THE WEEK . . .

Temptations are notably rife
In the Bible, as much as in life;
But you're asking for trouble—
A two-for-one double—
To covet the ass of my wife.

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GALLERY . . .






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CORN CORNER:

My mate said "Do you think your wife knows which is the most northerly US state?"

"Alaska" I replied.

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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. 

The wife asks: “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He said: “They had avocados.”

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I bought 10 asparagus at the store but when I got home I realised I had 11.

It was just a spare, I guess.

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I talked with some old hippies at an organic farm the other day
They were just standing in the middle of their field, watching the tiny shoots of the newly growing vegetables emerge from the earth. And I asked them what they were watching. They replied: “This is the dawning of the age of asparagus, age of asparagus”

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I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts:


Leave me the Fuh Cologne.


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Thursday, July 2, 2020

Quote for the Day


The Street Art of David Zinn


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Friend Graham, aka Mr Trivia from the days one hundred years ago when we used to play Trivia on Wednesday nights, sent me an email on David Zinn. Graham’s email is posted below, along with the pics he sent, and that is followed by some additional material . . . 


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Hi Mr O, 

Chalk artist of Ann Arbor 

David Zinn has been creating original artwork in and around Ann Arbor, Michigan since 1987. For more than twenty years, he freelanced for a wide variety of commercial clients while simultaneously sneaking “pointless” art into the world at large. His professional commissions included theatrical posters, business logos, educational cartoons, landfill murals, environmental superheroes, corporate allegories and hand-painted dump trucks, and his less practical creations involved bar coasters, restaurant placemats, cake icing, and snow. Now, thanks to the temptations of a box of sidewalk chalk on an unusually sunny day, Mr. Zinn is known all over the world for the art he creates under his feet. 

David’s temporary street drawings are composed entirely of chalk, charcoal and found objects, and are always improvised on location.









Thanks, Graham.

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Wednesday, July 1, 2020

Thought for the Day


Brett's Monthly, some humour and a life lesson . . .



Here we are at the halfway mark of the year and what a half year it has been so far.  No need to recap, we all know too well what the previous 6 months have been like.

So welcome to the new financial year, readers, to getting colder in Oz and to getting warmer in the US.

To get you in the mood for the next 6 months, here are some humour items, a story with some morals, followed by Brett's Monthly, his list  of bizarre and unique holidays for July.  Thanks Brett.

Enjoy the items, if not necessarily the rest of the year. . . 


Some humour . . .

You will see from Brett's Monthly below that today, amongst other designations, is International Joke Day.  That means people around the world telling some jokes to their friends, relatives etc.

Here are a couple that are also international in subject. And yes, I am aware that the humour relies on cultural and ethnic stereotyping.

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HEAVEN is where: 
The police are British.
The chefs are Italian.
The mechanics are German.
The lovers are French,
and it's all organised by the Swiss.

HELL is where: 
The police are German.
The chefs are British.
The mechanics are French.
The lovers are Swiss,
and it's all organised by the Italians!!

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Life lesson . . . 



A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. 

While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! 

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. 

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him. 

Morals:

1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. 

2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 

3. And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


Brett's Monthly:

(Click on the individual days to expand)

Month:
  • Dog Days of Summer - July 3 - August 11
  • National Blueberry Month
  • National Anti-Boredom Month
  • Unlucky Month for weddings
  • National Cell Phone Courtesy Month
  • National Hot Dog Month
  • National Ice Cream Month
  • National Picnic Month
Week Event:
July 2020 Daily Holidays, Special and Wacky Days:
July 1
July 2
July 3
July 4
International Cherry Pit Spitting Day - first Saturday of month
Sidewalk Egg Frying Day- Hmmmm, I wonder why!?!
July 5
Build A Scarecrow Day - first Sunday in month
Work-a-holics Day - even though everyone is on holiday
July 6
July 7
July 8
July 9
July 10
July 11
July 12
July 13
July 14
July 15
Cow Appreciation Day- Go out and give a cow a hug
National Hot Dog Day - third Wednesday in July
July 16
July 17
July 18
National Caviar Day- something's fishy here
July 19
National Ice Cream Day  - third Sunday of the month
July 20
July 21
July 22
July 23
July 24
July 25
National Day of the Cowboy - fourth Saturday in July
July 26
Parent's Day  - fourth Sunday in July
  July 27
July 28
 July 29
July 30
July 31
Eid-Ul-Adha - date varies