Friday, February 7, 2014

Funny Friday: Accordions Pt 1


I heard a comment not long ago that Mozart's Hell was a roomful of piano accordions.  That may be a bit unkind, even if the accordion is the geeky nerdy one of the musical instrument world.  Here are some other views on the instrument . . .

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A gentleman is a person who can play the accordion but doesn't.

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Honda have just created a new small car that can be stretched out to make it bigger if you have extra passengers.

They've called it the Honda Accordion.

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Q: What's the difference between an accordion and an onion? 

A: People cry when you chop up an onion. 

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Q: What's the range of an accordion? 

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm! 

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Q: What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist? 

A: Terrorists have sympathizers. 

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Q. What do you get when you toss an accordion off a tall building? 

A. Applause.

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A man parks his car in a rough part of town with two accordions on the back seat, forgetting to lock the back door.

When he returns, there are three accordions.

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Corn Corner:





My girlfriend left me the other day..

Accordion to her I make tune many musical puns.





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