Friday, February 28, 2014

Funny Friday


My friend Graham had a hip replaced last Monday so today’s Funny Friday is dedicated to him. Get well soon, amigo.

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I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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We call our grandad "Spiderman". 

He hasn't got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

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A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled 'LSD'?"

His granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"

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Corn Corner:

Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away...

or is it just one of Granny's myths?


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