Thursday, April 17, 2014

Easter 2014


I will be away from my computer for a few days after this post so I take this opportunity to wish you all a safe and peaceful Easter break.


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I have previously posted some humorous items about Easter, you can read them by clicking on:

Three good items from that post worth repeating:


What did Jesus say to his 12 apostles as he was being nailed to the cross?

"Don't touch my Easter eggs, I'll be back on Monday." 


For Easter I made my girlfriend a life-size model of a bunny rabbit purely from my own belly button fluff.

But it was creepy apparently.

Turns out she really wanted a 'Lindt' Bunny.


Arnold Schwarzenegger was upset that his mum never got him any Easter eggs.

She said, "I thought that you didn't like Easter anymore!" 

Arnie replied, "I still love Easter baby!"

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Here are some newer items, on the theme of Easter Island . . .


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What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? 

Hot cross bunnnies 

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How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? 

Only one, after that it’s not empty any more.


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