Funny Friday

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The end of another week and still the COVID-19 situation worsens as the virus spreads and the restrictions become more severe. Not only are we isolating as individuals, countries are isolating from each other, putting up the barricades and locking the doors. 

Today’s Funny Friday is a collection of items about COVID-19 from Bored Panda. 

That is not to demean the seriousness of this scourge or its devastating effects, everyone on the planet will be affected. 

It’s a funny thing, when I Ieft my office late last night, someone else working back (who will be off Friday and back Monday), did not say goodbye but “Stay well.”  I have heard people greeting each other with "Are you well?" and I get asked that a lot at the beginning of telephone calls. Even the greetings and social pleasantries have changed. 

So here are some items, not only funnies but also comments and insights, about COVID-19. Hopefully you and those near and dear to you will be affected as  little as possible.

Stay well. 

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For the benefit of Oz readers, Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc, often known simply as Chipotle, is an Americam chain of fast casual restaurants in the US, UK, Canada, Germany and France, specialising in tacos and burritos. (I looked that up).

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Etsy is a global online marketplace.

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After I had prepared this post, I received an email from Graham E sending me some more C-19 cartoons  . . . 

Thanks, Graham.

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LIMERICK OF THE WEEK . . . 

By moi . . . 

Who would have thought it 2 months ago, 

This situation that we now know 

Of COVID-19, 

It remains to be seen 

Where the world and the future will go.

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CORN CORNER: 

Some non-coronavirus items to finish . . . 

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I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right. 

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I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need. 

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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me. 

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Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion. I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence. 

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My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way." 

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Okay, one more about the coronavirus . . . 

Tell you who I feel sorry for in all this self-isolation stuff. . . 

Julian Assange.