Thursday, March 19, 2020

More 2 sentence horror stories


There’s something about these 2 sentence horror stories that makes you want to read more, even though they’re macabre and horrible. Much like rubber-necking as one drives past a motor vehicle accident.

Some of the ones below might be regarded as sick, but then you should see the ones I didn’t include.

Some of them also remind me of episodes of The Twilight Zone.

Enjoy.


Or not.

One other thought . . . Perhaps in the context of what the world is going through at the moment, these stories may not be as horrible as the reality we are now daily experiencing.

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She wondered why she was casting two shadows.

After all, there was only a single lightbulb.

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Growing up with cats and dogs, I got used to the sounds of scratching at my door while I slept.

Now that I live alone, it is much more unsettling.

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I just saw my reflection blink.

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Working the night shift alone tonight.

There is a face in the cellar staring at the security camera.

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I awoke to the sound of the baby monitor crackling with a voice comforting my firstborn child.

As I adjusted to a new position, my arm brushed against my wife, sleeping next to me.

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There’s nothing like the laughter of a baby.

Unless it’s 1 a.m. and you’re home alone.

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They celebrated the first successful cryogenic freezing.

He had no way of letting them know he was still conscious.

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Nurse’s Note: Born 7 pounds 10 ounces, 18 inches long, 32 fully formed teeth.

Silent, always smiling.

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“We found your daughter,” the officer said as he drew an X on the map…

…and then he drew another, and another, and another, and another.

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They say a shiver down your spine means that someone’s walking over your future burial site.

As my husband walks around outside gardening, the shivers won’t stop.

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I had a dream I was being dragged to Hell, burning and writhing in agony.

I woke up with the doctor standing over me saying “Whew, we’d lost you for a few minutes”.

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After the final push, I didn’t know what was more frightening.

The fact that my baby wasn’t screaming, or because the doctor was.

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All I ever wanted was to be skinny like the models, so for my third wish, I told the genie I wanted to lose 50 pounds.

Did you know that one human leg weighs about 25lbs?

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That awkward girl from high school turned out so smoking hot nobody recognized her.

She was only identifiable by her dental records.

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I thought telling the genie “I want to live forever” was the ultimate win.

But the universe went dark 3 billion years ago, and I’m desperate for “forever” to get here.

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I was video chatting and dropped my phone on the floor but as I picked it up, my husband’s face changed.

He held his hands to his lips as if saying to be quiet and, to my horror, he wrote: “There’s a man under your bed.”

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I received a call from my doctor, verifying that the lumps on my chest weren’t tumours.

They were eggs.

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