LEO CONTRIBUTIONS

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Friend and colleague Leo M sent me a bunch of emails on the one day with various items, some of which comprise photographs and content which I have not verified. Nonetheless they are entertaining and so I am posting the items below without comment. Part 1 today, Part 2 tomorrow.

Thanks, Leo

Caution:

Risque content ahead.

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And the problem is ..........????

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Little Gemma

We have all heard of Johnny the naughty kid that is in every class, well he has a sister, and she usually sits at the back as well.

The teacher was telling the kids at a Banora Point school about the birds and bees and explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.

Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and says to the teacher, "Are you sure about the stork miss? Cause I think you’re getting your birds mixed up. Cause my sister just had a baby and she said it was from a shag on the beach at Coolangatta".

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