Sunday, December 15, 2013

Eyebombing

What?? You’ve never heard of eyebombing? Well, neither had I until I came across the following photo:


That led me to look into it further and discover that there is actually an eyebombing movement started by 2 Danes who have their own website deidicated to the activity. This is the site:

WHAT IS EYEBOMBING?

According to the above website:

Eyebombing is the art of sticking “googly eyes” onto an inanimate object in the public sphere, in a way that cleverly lends the object the appearance of a living creature.  
Ultimately the goal is to humanize the streets, and bring sunshine to people passing by.

THE RULES:

1. Only images of inanimate objects with wiggle eyes - NOT stickers.

2. Only images taken in the public space.

WHY:

We created the site and flickr group, as an umbrella for all the incredibly creative eyebombers out there who challenge their surroundings to view the world differently. We hope to inspire aspiring eyebombers to help out, and bring a little smile to fellow citizens running about their busy daily lives. 
What makes Eyebombing different from traditional types of street art like tagging, sticking, stencils is the purpose. The above forms are largely driven by egocentric behaviour, like getting seen, respect and maybe a hope to get famous, often using vandalism as modus operandi. 
Eyebombing as urban art is only about the message itself. It’s not a fight for the public space, its to be seen as a lovely addition to that space. An addition that hopefully brings a smile, and brightens someones day. The eyebombers use humour and wit to reach its audience, not vandalism or provocation.

WHO:

The idea and name was hatched by 2 Danish eyebombers, in an effort to define and refine a largely neglected and overlooked form of street art.

EYEBOMBING PICS:











More eyebomb pics in future posts.

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Saturday, December 14, 2013

Great Moments in Law and Politics: Egon Kisch

Egon Kisch


In a discussion with my son about Government attempts to restrain entry into Australia by boat people, I asked whether, in his law studies, he had come across the Egon Kisch case, which had been part of my studies in Law School days. He hadn’t and it is no longer part of the curriculum.

It is an interesting part of Australian history that never seems to get mentioned but it has a lesson and cautionary aspect still relevant today.

EGON KISCH:

Egon Kisch (1885-1948) was a Jewish Communist born in Prague, Austria-Hungary. He served in the army in World War 1, deserted and became an author and journalist in Germany as well as a proponent of international communism as the means of best dealing with world problems. He developed a style of reporting known as “reportage”, journalism as a form of social critique intended to arouse public concern. Accounts of his trips to the Soviet Union (1926), the US (1929) and China (1933), from a Communist point of view but with wit and colour, established his reputation as the best reportage journalist in Germany. From 1925 Kisch was a speaker and operative of the communist international organisation Comintern, which was dedicated to the overthrow of the international bourgeoisie.

As a result of his experiences and background, Kisch was both hostile to war and fascism and a supporter of communism. It is therefore not surprising that Kisch was a vocal critic of Adolf Hitler and the Nazis, who burned his books in Germany and subsequently banned them. Following the Reichstag fire in 1933, Kisch was arrested by the Nazis and imprisoned in Spandau, followed by expulsion from Germany. He subsequently lived in Paris.

MELBOURNE 1934:

Melbourne in 1934, still feeling the effects of the Great Depression, was getting ready to celebrate the centenary of the founding of the city. One hundred years earlier, John Batman had purchased 600,000 acres at what would become Melbourne and 100,000 acres at Geelong from the local aborigines. Two days later he wrote in his journal “This will be the place for a village.” (As a point of interest, the originally proposed name for Melbourne was Batmania).

Both conservative and socialist groups saw in the centenary celebrations a means of promoting their respective causes. The conservatives were represented by the Centenary celebrations organisers who saw Melbourne as the “Britain of the Southern Hemisphere". The socialists were represented by the Movement Against War and Fascism (MAWF) which had been established in Australia by the Comintern in 1933. The MAWF organised political rallies and protests against the development of fascism in Europe.

A British Royal tour was to be part of the Centenary celebrations. The MAWF proposed to hold an Australasian conference, the All Australian Congress Against War, to coincide with the Royal tour. In addition to speakers from Australia and New Zealand, it was announced that Egon Kisch would speak on conditions in Germany.

GOVERNMENT ACTION #1:

The announcement that Egon Kisch would be a keynote speaker at the MAWF conference had been made in October.  He did not, however, travel to Australia under that name. The local constabulary discovered, via an informant, that one Ewart Risch travelling to Australia as a speaker at the MAWF conference was in fact Egon Kisch. The British Special Branch had notified the Victorian Police Commissioner, Major-General Sir Thomas Blamey that Kisch was a militant Communist.  Blamey passed the information on to the Federal Minister for the Interior, Thomas Paterson, who made a declaration under the Immigration Restriction Act 1901 excluding Kisch from entry into Australia. The Immigration Restriction Act 1901 was a Federal Act which limited immigration to Australia and formed the basis of the White Australia policy, a government policy that sought to exclude non-white migrants coming to Australia.  The policy favoured English migrants, started with Federation in 1901 and was progressively dismantled between 1949 and 1973. 

Confidential memorandum from 1934 sent by the Director of the Commonwealth Investigation Branch alerting the Collector of Customs in Fremantle to the prospective entry of Egon Erwin Kisch into Australia. 

Sir Thomas Blamey
Commissioner of Police, Victoria

Thomas Paterson
Minister for the Interior

EGON ARRIVES:

Kisch travelled to Australia aboard the P & O liner RMS Strathaird.

Egon Kisch aboard the Strathaird, travelling to Australia.

When the liner arrived in Fremantle, Western Australia, on 6 November 1934, Kisch was refused entry into Australia. Federal representatives denied him permission to leave the ship on the ground that he was "undesirable as an inhabitant of, or visitor to, the Commonwealth". Kisch denied the allegation and denied that he was a member of the Communist Party. He was allowed to travel to Melbourne and Sydney provided that he remained in the custody of the ship’s captain, Captain Carter.

The liner arrived in Melbourne on 12 November 1934 where it was met by numerous Kisch supporters and well wishers. Acknowledging the greeting and support, Kisch raised his fist whilst on the deck (photo at top).

Notwithstanding that a habeas corpus action had been commenced in Melbourne, on 13 November as the ship was to sail for Sydney, Kisch jumped 5 metres from the deck of the ship to the wharf, breaking his leg in so doing. The vigilant Victorian Police quickly dealt with the situation: they picked him up and took him back on board the Strathaird, which sailed to Sydney.

The next day Labor MP for Batman, Frank Brennan, rose in the House of Representatives of the Federal parliament and accused the Lyons government of cowardice. He suggested Kisch's right to speak in Australia was being restricted just because the Lyons administration disagreed with him. In reply, the Attorney General, Robert Menzies, pointed out that every civilized country had the right to determine who should or should not be allowed in, and that, since Kisch was a revolutionary and since revolution involved violence, he was not to be permitted entry.

Robert Menzies
Federal Attorney General

COURT ACTION #1:

Whilst the Strathaird was on its way to Sydney, Mr Justice H V Evatt of the High Court, sitting alone, ruled that the Federal Government’s attempt to exclude Kisch was defective and incorrect. This was because the advice from the British Special Branch had not been included in the prohibition order. Kirsch was therefore free to enter Australia. Evatt ordered that when the Strathaird reached Sydney, Kisch was to be allowed to disembark and be allowed to visit Australia as long as he obeyed Australian laws.

Justice H V Evatt

The Strathaird passing under the Sydney Harbour Bridge

GOVERNMENT ATTEMPT #2: DICTATON TEST

The Government did not back off. Instead it applied a provision of the Immigration Restriction Act, 1901. 

As has already been noted, that Act limited immigration and was instrumental in keeping persons who were not white from entering Australia.  On occasion it was also used to keep out other undesirables, even if they were white. 

Of note was a provision of the Act that "Any person who when asked to do so by an officer fails to write out at dictation and sign in the presence of the officer a passage of fifty words in length in an European language directed by the officer" would not be given entry into Australia.

The problem for the Government in this scenario was that Kisch was a skilled linguist, proficient in 11 European languages. The Government overcame this by directing him to write The Lord’s Prayer in Scottish Gaelic. He refused to do so and was deemed to have failed the test.  He was arrested again, this time by the New South Wales constabulary, and was released on bail.

The dictation test was also used to exclude another anti-war activist who had been invited to speak. Irishman (and therefore British subject) Gerald Griffin, had been given a dictation test in Dutch, which he had failed as he was meant to do. In his memoir Australian Landfall Kisch records that Griffin then entered Australia under a false name and popped up unannounced to speak at meeting after meeting, to the consternation of the authorities.

COURT ACTION #2:

The Government’s actions were the subject of another application for habeas corpus to the High Court, this time to the Full Bench. Kisch was represented by Albert Piddington KC and Labor Parliamentarian and MAWF member Maurice Blackburn.

Albert Piddington KC

Maurice Blackburn

On 19 December 1934, the High Court found in favour of Kirsch. It noted that Constable Mackay, who had been born in Scotland and had administered the test, was not actually able to understand the Lord's Prayer in Scottish Gaelic himself. 

In any case, the Court held, the test was invalid in that Scottish Gaelic was not a “European language" within the meaning of the Immigration Restriction Act. According to Dixon J, the test had to be given in a language recognised as the ordinary means of communication among the inhabitants of a European community for all purposes of the social body. The Gaelic language was simply ‘an ancient form of speech spoken by a remnant of people inhabiting the remote portion of the British Isles’. This view was supported by Rich, Evatt, and McTiernan. Starke dissented.

GOVERNMENT ATTEMPT #3:

Again the Government attempted to get Kisch off its soil. Prime Minister Joseph Lyons contacted the British Government and received the following written advice: "Position is that Egon Kisch was refused leave to land in the United Kingdom in September 1933 on account of his known subversive activities stop permission to enter the United Kingdom would now not be granted to him stop Secretary of State for Dominion Affairs stop"

To this date the “subversive activities” have not been revealed.

Robert Menzies on behalf of the government then made a second declaration under the Immigration Restriction Act, overcoming the technical shortcoming which Evatt had found in the first. Kisch was again arrested by the NSW constabulary and, on 21 January 1935, the Central Sydney Police Court convicted Kisch of being a prohibited immigrant. He was sentenced to three months imprisonment with hard labour but was released on bail when his counsel Albert Piddington appealed to the High Court.

COURT ACTION #3:

The matter came before Justice Evatt again, who had heard and determined the first case. Evatt ruled that pending a full hearing, Kisch should be set free. He also pointed out that under the law the Minister had no power to rule on immigration matters after a person had entered Australia and he set up a hearing of the Full Bench of the High Court for March.

KISCH FREE:

During the period of his freedom, Kisch addressed numerous meetings, rallies and crowds in Victoria, New South Wales and Queensland, warning of the dangers of the Nazi regime.

Egon Kisch addresses a crowd of 18,000 in Sydney’s Domain.

He told one such gathering:

"I have had three adventurous months since I last saw you. I know the Police court, the Quarter Sessions Court, the High Court with one judge and the High Court with five judges. But whenever the court let me go I was arrested again. I have learnt to speak English better. Perhaps I do not speak King's English but it's Kisch English anyhow. I did not come here to tell there is terrorism in Europe. I come here to tell you how to stop it. I have been an eye-witness. I was arrested the day the Rechstag was burnt down by Goring and his lieutenants. I saw my friend,Erich Muhsam, the poet, whose works I translated, made to walk naked, even in winter, and to lick up the spittle of his captors. All his limbs were broken gradually, and he died."

A DEAL:

Electing to cut its losses, the Government proposed a deal to Egon Kisch: to remit Kisch's sentence, stop all legal proceedings and pay Kisch £AU450 for his costs in exchange for an agreed exit date of 11 March 1935. Having achieved notoriety above and beyond anyone's expectations, and public exposure of his warnings on Adolf Hitler and the dangers of fascism, Kisch accepted the offer and departed Sydney on 11 March 1935.

GOODBYE EGON:

The incident alerted numerous Australians to the fascist threat and ways of combating it, and led to the formation of the Australian Writers' League. Kisch's account of his experiences, Australian Landfall (London, 1937), was a lively, entertaining addition to his long list of publications. Back in Europe, he took part in the Spanish Civil War. After the Germans occupied France in 1940, he found refuge in Mexico until he returned to Czechoslovakia at the end of World War II. His draft for a large book on his native land remained unfinished. He died of a stroke on 31 March 1948 in Prague and was cremated.

LAW SCHOOL:

With such a wealth of facts and material, was my study of the case by reason of Government excess? Fairness and proper procedural practice? Habeas Corpus?

It was none of the above, the case instead being part of a study of contempt of court.  

Numerous expatriate Scots wrote to newspapers to condemn the judges for ruling that Scottish Gaelic was not a European language.  Exception was particularly taken to Dixon J's comment that Scottish gaelic was "an ancient form of speech spoken by a remnant of people inhabiting the remote portion of the British Isles."

The following report is from answers.com at:

The controversy brought with it various collateral rulings. Indignant Scottish patriots wrote letters to the press protesting the High Court's supposed denigration of Scottish culture. 
A letter written by Mungo McCallum, Chancellor of the University of Sydney, under the pseudonym Columbinus was particularly vitriolic, contending that members of the High Court had made themselves ‘dictators of all language and above linguistic facts’. 
In R v Fletcher (1935), Evatt dismissed an application to have the editor of the Sydney Morning Herald punished for contempt of court. 
R v Dunbabin (1935) shows that the editor of the Sun was not as fortunate. He was fined for asserting that the law that was intended to keep Australia white was in a state of suspended animation owing to the ingenuity of ‘five bewigged heads’ who had managed to discover a flaw in the Immigration Act. ‘To the horror of everybody except the Little Brothers of the Soviet and kindred intelligentsia, the High Court declared that Mr Kisch must be given his freedom’. 
In Griffin v Wilson (1935), the High Court quashed the conviction of another delegate to the Anti-War Congress for lack of evidence.

This has been another Great Moment in Law and Politics.

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Friday, December 13, 2013

Funny Friday



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Some risque items this week, venture on at your own risk. . . 

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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 

“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs! 

“Why, that's amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?” 

The Irishman nodded... “I'll tell you though, by Jaesus, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat tird day.”

“From the hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor. 

“No, from the foukin' skippin.”

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A flea walking down the street met his friend, who he hadn’t seen in a while, coming in the opposite direction. The first flea says “Erik, what is the matter with you? You look so gaunt, haggard and tired.” Erik says “Leif, I live in a Viking’s beard. I’m always out in the cold and wind aboard ship on the North Sea. There’s ice and freezing temperatures, I’m always wet and if we’re not on the water we’re on land fighting and pillaging. How do you remain looking so sleek and fat?”

Leif replies “I live in a maiden’s crotch where it’s always comfortable and warm. You should find yourself a place like that, you wouldn’t know yourself after a couple of weeks.”

“I will,” said Erik.

A few months later Leif meets Erik again and is shocked that Erik looks even more gaunt and haggard than the last time. “What has happened?” he asks. “I thought you were going to find a nice warm spot in a female crotch.”

“I did,” replies Erik. “I found myself an attractive young woman and made my way there and went to sleep. I really needed that sleep, so warm, so relaxing. Then I woke up and I was back in the Viking’s beard.”

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A man went to his Rabbi and told the Rabbi that he thought his wife was trying to poison him.

The Rabbi said, "Don't worry. I'll go to your house tomorrow, spend the day with your wife, and then I'll know if she is trying to poison you.

Sure enough, the Rabbi spent the next day with the man's wife and the day after that the man went back to the Rabbi and asked, "Well?"

The Rabbi responded, "Take the poison."

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A senior citizen was driving down the freeway when his wife called his cell phone.

"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"

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Limerick Spot:

There was a man from Mich.
Who used to wish and wich.
That spring would come
So he could bum
Around and go fich.



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Thursday, December 12, 2013

Pics, Facts and Trivia



Byter Charles Z sent me an email with a collection of old time photographs that I will post in parts in weeks to come, with some comments added here and there.

Thanks Charles

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Testing football helmets 1912

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The Titanic in dry dock 1912

Some more propellor construction pics of the Titanic:



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Carl Akeley posed with the leopard he killed with his bare hands after it attacked him, 1896

Carl Ethan Akeley (1864 - 1926) was a taxidermist, sculptor, biologist, conservationist, inventor and nature photographer. He is considered the father of modern taxidermy. While working at the Milwaukee Public Museum and later, at the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago, he developed his innovative taxidermy techniques perfecting a "cement gun" for improving exhibits. He later applied this method to patch old buildings with concrete, and is today known as the inventor of shotcrete. 

Which brings to mind a bit of classic humour:

Col and Frank were drovers who had come to town for a beer. At the bar, Col got into conversation with another man and said “So what do you do for a living?” The man replied “I’m a taxidermist. I stuff animals.”
“Do you stuff sheep?” Col asked.
“Yes.”
“Do you stuff kangaroos?”
“All the time.”
“What about dogs?”
“Yes, often.”
Later, Frank asked Col “What is he then?”
Col replied “He says he’s a taxi bloke but I reckon he’s a drover like us.”

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The smallest shop in London – a shoe salesman with a 1.2 square meter shoe store, 1900

Some examples of other tiny shops:

Haworth, England

Jewellery Repair Shop in Mylapore, Chennai, India

Baguette store, Cheltenham, England

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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

That's Amore

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When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That's amore..

When an eel bites your hand,
And that's not what you planned,
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw,
And the bales total four,
That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight,
Uses his sword in a fight,
That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,
That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests,
Like you did all the rest,
That's some more "A"s!

When on Mt. Cook you see,
An aborigine,
That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,
That's a Moo ray...

When your chocolate graham,
Is with marshmallows crammed,
That s'more, eh.

When a taffeta gown
looks like waves swirling round
that's a moiré.

When King Kong has gone flat,
rent the film Vampire Bat.
That's some more Wray.

He's a clown, he's a ham,
and his name's Amsterdam,
that's a Morey.

East of Eden's a book,
west of Sweden, go look,
that is Norway.

When the Chinese are shook
by the Little Red Book,
that's the Mao way!

When you've had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That's "No more!", eh?


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In this context I must also pass on an anecdote that happened in Burwood Local Court many years ago.  It concerns a colleague and fellow practitioner, John.

John was appearing for a defendant whose last name was Amore.

It is usual in such Local Court proceedings to have your client stand when announcing your appearance so that the magistrate can see which person is the defendant.  On this day the court was crowded with practitioners, court officers, prosecutors, social workers, defendants, family members and police officers.  There was not even standing room so that it was difficult for the magistrate to identify the defendant.

My friend John addressed the magistrate (in those days referred to as "Your Worship", these days as "Your Honour") and said "Your Worship, I appear for Mr Amore in these proceedings, my name is ##."  He then turned to his client and said "Stand up, please, Mr Amore."  Turning back to the learned magistrate and pointing to his client, he said "Your Worship, that's Amore."


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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Reader Comment and More About Dead Cats . . .



Following on from Jess’ sick cat Funny Friday, which included some items from a book 101 Uses for a Dead Cat, I received an email from Dianne, a long term friend and Byter from Holland:

Otto,

Loved your Bytes but wouldn’t Jess be upset with this?

[I will interrupt Dianne’s email at this point to say that I also received an email from Jess:
Haha made my day ^_^
Regards,
Jess]

Continuing Dianne's email:

There is a dead cat picture I saw on TV last week in Holland. A grown up young man had a cat and it died, he couldn’t part with it so he had it stuffed, spreadeagled with all 4 legs and made it into a drone and had a remote control put into it. He took it to the local park, turned on the engine and here is this cat, spreadeagled, flying through the air doing all sorts of tricks and flying around. It didn’t take long for people to arrive and have a look, some thought it was funny and some thought it was sick humor but as he explained, he can still play with his cat.

I must admit it looked so funny flying through the air and it’s a true story.

As the cat landed he showed the cameraman how they stuffed and made it fit onto a frame with the engine inside.

Take care.

Dianne

Dianne is quite right about what she says. 

In June 2012 Dutch artist Bart Jansen had his dead cat, Orville, stuffed and turned into a remote-controlled flying helicopter. He called his creation the "Orvillecopter" and, according to Jansen, “After a period of mourning, he received his propellers posthumously.” There are plans to put more powerful engines and larger propellors on Orville on his birthday.

See Orville fly by clicking on:

Some Orville pics:


Jansen with his Orvillecopter


Jansen with radio control helicopter flyer Arjen Beltman, who helped construct the Orvillecopter






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Monday, December 9, 2013

Expressions I hate . . .

Get Go Grocery in Marfa, Texas

If there’s one expression I hate, it’s “from the get go”, as in “We were in from the get go” (and while we’re at it, I hate “give it up for...” when announcers introduce entertainment acts). My dislike of “get go” is intensified by the fact that a car with the words Go Get” boldly emblazoned on it in various places parks at the kerb in front of my house.

Some trivia and comments:

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The words “from the get go”, sometimes written as “git go”, originated in the 1960’s from usage by African Americans. Meaning 'from the beginning', it has developed from the phrase “to get going”;

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Some antecedents for ”from the get go”:

1966:

“I knew Dick and Jane was full of crap from the get go.”

—T. Cade in Negro Digest

1968:

“Most of these kids are disorganized from the git-go.”

—Washington Post, Times Herald

1970:

“I was ‘spicious from the ‘get go. ’ ”

—American Speech, Aphaeresis in Rapid Speech

1978:

“A dangerous paranoid pain-in-the-ass Cop God from the git-go.”

—Black American Literature Forum

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Some antecedents for “From the word go”:

The first recorded usage is by Davy Crockett in 1833

1833:

“I was plaguy* well pleased with her from the word go.”

—The Life and Adventures of Colonel David Crockett of West Tennessee, autobiography

*Plaguy: vexatious, annoying, bothersome, as in to plague someone

Portrait of Davy Crockett by John Gadsby Chapman

1850:

“It was whip and spur from the word go. His style and manner reminded one very much of Maryland's most distinguished orator, . . .”

—John Randolph of Roanoke by F. W. Thomas

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By the way . . .

The expression “When the going gets tough, the tough get going” is attributed to Joseph P Kennedy, the father of John F Kennedy, it being one of his favourite family sayings:

"Joe [Kennedy] made his children stay on their toes. He would bear down on them and tell them, ‘When the going gets tough, the tough get going.’ "
[1962 J. H. Cutler ‘Honey Fitz’ xx.]

Joseph P. Kennedy Jr., Joseph P. Kennedy Sr., and John F. Kennedy arriving at Southampton, England, July 2, 1938

(Joseph Kennedy Jr [1915-1944] was the oldest of Joe Kennedy's 9 children and was expected by him to become US President.  After young Joe Kennedy was killed on active service during World war 11, that responsibility fell on John 'Jack' Kennedy [1917-1963] as the next in line).

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