Saturday, January 9, 2016

Words



Lake Superior State University in Michigan publishes an annual New Year list of Banished Words, being words or phrases that it thinks are overused or problematic for the English language. The list is compiled from thousands of suggestions from around the world that come in throughout the year.

See the list, and those of previous years, at:


Here is this year’s list, the 41st, with comments from the site and some of the persons who nominated the words:
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SO

“So”, the word that received the most nominations, was already banished, but today it is being used differently than it was in 1999, when nominators were saying, “I am SO down with this list!” 

“Currently, it is being overused as the first word in the answer to ANY question. For instance, "How did you learn to play the piano?" Answer: "So my dad was in a classical music club..." 
– Bob Forrest, Tempe Ariz.

“Frequently used to begin a sentence, particularly in response to a question, this tiresome and grammatically incorrect replacement for "Like," or "Um," is even more irksome…It hurts my ears, every single time I hear it! 
– Thomas H. Weiss, Mt. Pleasant, Mich.

“So it's getting really annoying. So can we please put a stop to this?” 
– David G. Simpson, Laurel, Md.
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CONVERSATION

Online publications invite us to “join the conversation,” which is usually more of a scream-fest. 

“Over the past five years or so, this word has been increasingly used by talking heads on radio, television and in political circles to describe every form of verbal communication known to mankind. It has replaced ‘discussion,’ ‘debate,’ ‘chat,’ ‘discourse,’ ‘argument,’ ‘lecture,’ ‘talk’….all of which can provide some context to the nature of the communication.”
– Richard Fry, Marathon, Ont.

We are invited to “join the conversation if we want to give an opinion. This expression is overused and it is annoying. Thanks for listening, eh.” – Debbie Irwin, Sault Ste. Marie, Ont.
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PROBLEMATIC

“A corporate-academic weasel word,” according to the Urban Dictionary.

“Somewhere along the line, this word became a trendy replacement for 'that is a problem.’ I just hate it.”
– Sharon Martin, Hagerstown, Md.

“Anything that the speaker finds vaguely inconvenient or undesirable, such as an opposing political belief or bad traffic. Contrast things that are self-evidently taken to be problematic with, say, actual problems like a hole in the ozone layer or a job loss.” 
– Adam Rosen, Asheville, N.C.
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STAKEHOLDER

A word that has expanded from describing someone who may actually have a stake in a situation or problem, now being over-used in business to describe customers and others.

“Often used with ‘engagement.’ If someone is disengaged, they're not really a stakeholder in the first place. LSSU, please engage your stakeholders by adding this pretentious jargon to your list. 
– Gwendolyn Barlow, Portland, Ore.

Harley Carter of Calgary, Alberta, says he has heard it with another word popular in business-speak, “socialize,” which means to spread an idea around to see what others think of it. “We need to socialize this concept with our ‘stakeholders.’”

“Dr. Van Helsing should be the only stake holder.”
- Jeff Baenen of Minneapolis, Minn.
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PRICE POINT

Another example of using two words when one will do.

“This alliterative mutation seems to be replacing the word ‘price’ or ‘cost.’ It may be standard business-speak, but must it contaminate everyday speech?” 
-Kevin Carney of Chicago, who provided an example in the March 19, 2015 issue of the New England Journal of Medicine, pg. 1171, which says, “Although the ‘price point’ of effective new drugs...may initially be out of reach for many patients...”
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SECRET SAUCE

“Usually used in a sentence explaining the ‘secret’ in excruciating public detail. Is this a metaphor for business success based on the fast food industry?” 
– John Beckett, Ann Arbor, Mich.

“It has become too frequent in business discussions. I am tired of it.” 
– Bill Evans, Clinton, Miss.
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BREAK THE INTERNET

A phrase that is annoying online word-watchers around the world.

“An annoying bit of hyperbole about the latest saucy picture or controversy that is already becoming trite.” 
– Tim Bednall, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

“Meaning a post or video or whatever will have so much Internet traffic that it will ‘break the internet.’ It’s being used for every headline and video. Ridiculous.” 
– Matthew Squires, Auburn, Mich.
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WALK IT BACK

A slower back-pedal?

“It seems as if every politician who makes a statement has to ‘walk it back,’ meaning retract the statement, or explain it in laborious detail to the extent that the statement no longer has any validity or meaning once it has been ‘walked back.’” 
– Max Hill, Killeen, Tex.
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PRESSER

This shortened form of “press release” and “press conference” is not so impressive.

“Not only is there no intelligent connection between the word "presser" and its supposed meaning, this word already has a definition: a person or device that removes wrinkles. Let's either say ‘press conference’ or ‘press release’ or come up with something more original, intelligent and interesting!” 
– Constance Kelly, West Bloomfield, Mich.
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MANSPREADING

A word that is familiar to those in bigger cities, where seats on the bus or subway are sometimes difficult to find.

“Men don't need another disgusting-sounding word thrown into the vocabulary to describe something they do…You're just taking too much room on this train seat, be a little more polite...” 
– Carrie Hansen, Caledonia, Mich.

“The term itself is stupid, and the campaign and petition written by men's rights activists claiming that men need to take up more space due to their anatomy, and that anti-manspreading campaigns are ‘male-bashing,’ are ridiculous. The problem is with people taking up too much space on the subway or any public mode of transportation. 
– Beth, Anchorage, Alaska
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VAPE

Vape and vaping are used to describe the act of ‘smoking’ e-cigarettes (another strange word) since the products emit vapor instead of smoke.

David Ervin of Sault Ste. Marie, Ont., says he hopes the word “goes up in smoke.”
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GIVING ME LIFE

The phrase refers to anything that may excite a person, or something that causes one to laugh.

“I suggest banishing this hyperbole for over-use.” says Ana Robbins, Sault Ste. Marie, Mich.  “This list of banished words is ‘giving me life’!”
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PHYSICALITY

We had to include one for the sports fans. John Kollig of Jamestown, N.Y., says this is overused by every sports broadcaster and writer.

“I am not sure who is responsible, but over the last 12-18 months you cannot watch a sporting event, listen to a sports talk show on radio, or anything on ESPN without someone using this term to attempt to describe an athlete or a contest.” 
– Dan Beitzel, Perrysburg, Ohio

“Every time I hear them say it, I change the channel.” 
– Brenda Ruffing, Jackson, Mich.
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Some of last year’s list:
SELFIE
TWERK / TWERKING
TWITTERSPHERE
MISTER MOM
T-BONE
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I don't have a problem with some of them, I see nothing objectionable, for instance, in a new development or matter resulting in a new word - selfie, twerk, manspreading, vape, for instance.  But I do think that pretentious words or trendyspeak (I invented that one, feel free to spread it to see if we make next year's list) are a turnoff. And don't get me started on young people and text speak. Speaking of which:


And one final comment on words.  "Bucket list" appeared on the Lake Superior State University list of words to be banished 2 years ago.  Here is a comment on "bucket list" I came across:




Friday, January 8, 2016

Quote for the Day



Funny Friday


. . .  and time for some fun.

Back at work for most of us, so that is today's theme.  Some oldies but goodies are repeated from past years.

Enjoy.
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A woman goes to the doctor and finds that she has only 24 hours to live. She goes home and tells her husband, who says That’s awful, what would you like to do with the time you have left?” She replies “I would like to go to bed, make love and watch the sun rise in each other’s arms.” “That’s alright for you,” says the husband, “you don’t have to go to work in the morning.”
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A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.

Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.

The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf.

The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought.

When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves.

As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.

After many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder, "Why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?" Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below. Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.

Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"

"No," he stammers, "But it's quiverin' a little."
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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for license and registration. The lawyer asks, "What for?" The sheriff responds, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." The lawyer says, "I slowed down and no one was coming." "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration please," say the sheriff impatiently. The lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." The sheriff says, "That sounds fair, please exit your vehicle." The lawyer steps out and the sheriff takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer with it. The sheriff says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
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The boss had to lay somebody off, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Mary or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would lay off the first one who was at the water cooler the next morning.

Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying the night before. Almost immediately, she headed to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said, "Mary, I've never done this before, but I either have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she asked, "I feel like shit this morning!"
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My boss asked me, "do you believe in life after death and the supernatural?"

"Yes, I think so," I replied.

"I thought you would," he said. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she phoned up to talk to you..."
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Tom takes a job as a factory manager. Productivity is low, so Tom decides to make an example of someone. He sees a young man lounging on a bench picking his nose.

"Here! You!" says Tom. "I don't pay you to sit around all day. How much do you earn in a week?"

The young man replies, "500 bucks".

Tom takes a wad of money out of his pocket, peels off ten 50 dollar notes and gives them to him. "Here’s a week’s wages. Now piss off, you're fired."

The young man walks off and Tom turns to the foreman. "We'd better find someone to replace that slacker," he says. "What exactly was he doing here?"

The foreman replies, "He was delivering our lunch."
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Gallery:










Corn Corner:

I phoned my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough."

He said, "You have a wee cough?"

I said, "Really? Cheers boss, see you next week!"



Thursday, January 7, 2016

Quote for the Day

Walter Mondale: 
"George Bush doesn’t have the manhood to apologize."

George Bush Snr: 
"Well, on the manhood thing, I’ll put mine up against his anytime."

(Political debate between Walter Mondale and George Bush)

Walter Mondale

George Bush Snr



More Amazing Street Art

It's hard to believe that all of these are art works on walls, doors etc . . .
























Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Quote for the Day




Resolutions


Byter Sue P commented in a New Year email: 

Was wondering when we started to make New Year resolutions? And is there a record of how successful overall people are at keeping to them?

Having looked into it, I can tell you that new year’s resolutions are not a modern development, although historically they did not involve losing weight or giving up cigarettes.

Some comments below.
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Origin:


New Year resolutions, or similar, started with the Babylonians about 4,000 years ago when they made promises to their gods at the start of each new year. A common promise was to return borrowed objects and to pay their debts. Funny what pleases the gods. The Babylonian new year began in March and was celebrated with an 11 day festival.

About the same period Egyptians celebrated their new year at the time of the annual Nile flood,


In 46 BC Julius Caesar moved the new year commencement to January 1 and named the month after Janus, the god that looks two ways, at the past and to the future. Romans began the new year by making promises to Janus, the god of beginnings and endings.

Most cultures historically celebrated the new year with a festival, whether they be Babylonians, Egyptians, Romans, Persians, Phoenicians, Greeks, even Celts. The celebration included a feeling of a “fresh start”, hence the making of resolutions, both to please the gods and to nake some personal commitment.


In the Medieval era, knights took the "peacock vow" at the end of the Christmas season each year to re-affirm their commitment to chivalry.

Resolutions also have religious connections in some cultures.


During Judaism's New Year, Rosh Hashanah, through the High Holidays and culminating in Yom Kippur (the Day of Atonement), one is to reflect upon one's wrongdoings over the year and to both seek and offer forgiveness. 

It is believed that new year resolutions within the Christian religion developed from the idea of sacrifice in Lent.
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Success rate:

The following is from Wikipedia:
The most common reason for participants failing their New Years' Resolutions was setting themselves unrealistic goals (35%), while 33% didn't keep track of their progress and a further 23% forgot about it. About one in 10 respondents claimed they made too many resolutions.
A 2007 study by Richard Wiseman from the University of Bristol involving 3,000 people showed that 88% of those who set New Year resolutions fail, despite the fact that 52% of the study's participants were confident of success at the beginning. Men achieved their goal 22% more often when they engaged in goal setting, (a system where small measurable goals are being set; such as, a pound a week, instead of saying "lose weight"), while women succeeded 10% more when they made their goals public and got support from their friends. 
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Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Quote for the Day

"I just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream."

- Conan O'Brien (1963 - )
American television host, comedian, writer, producer, musician, and voice actor.