Thursday, October 10, 2019

Errol Flynn and more


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Positively the last comments about Michael Curtiz, Errol Flynn and David Niven . . . 

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Curtiz gave both Errol Flynn (then aged 25) and Olivia de Havilland (age 19) their start by casting them in the lead roles in the 1935 film Captain Blood.  



Both unknowns at the time, the movie was a massive hit, and Flynn was declared the natural successor to Douglas Fairbanks.  


Through the late 1930s he starred in  a number of hits, including The Charge of the Light Brigade, The Adventures of Robin Hood and The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex. He and Olivia made 7 more films together.

He and David Niven rented a house together on the coast that was christened "Cirrhosis-by-the-Sea".



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Whilst talking of Flynn, who was also known for the size of his appendage, here is an item from the vault, posted 7 July 2010 . . .


Charles Laughton was hosting a fancy dress party at his home in Hollywood in the 1940's.

When he answered the doorbell he found Errol on his doorstep, totally naked except for a large loaf of bread he had strapped to his front and another he had strapped to his back.  He had then poured tomato sauce over himself and was coming as a hot dog.

Laughton looked him up and down through his monocle and finally said:

"Errol, I don't know why you bothered.  You could have just slung it over your shoulder and come as a petrol bowser."


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For the next three years I did little but live on my schooner, the Zaca, at Palma de Majorca, Spain.  The only real wives I have ever had have been my sailing ships. Up front, on the prow of the Zaca, there was painted, appropriately, a rooster, a crowing cock.”

-        Errol Flynn, from his autobiography “My Wicked, Wicked Ways”

Errol Flynn's famous schooner "the Zaca"

Flynn on board the Zaca.
Zaca was acquired in 1946 by Flynn and he owned it until his death in 1959. 

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Errol Flynn once invited a Hollywood producer to one of his parties that were famous for being sex orgies. The producer, having heard of Flynn’s parties, had been angling for an invitation. When the producer arrived at Flynn’s house high in the Hollywood hills, he was let in the front door by a maid who was wearing only high heels and a maid’s cap.  She took him to the cloak room where another maid, similarly dressed, asked for his clothes.  He did this with a big smile and gave her his clothes, then he was led to a party room where the first maid instructed him to enter.  When he did so a room full of fully dressed people turned and looked at him.

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Errol Flynn at the age of nine, as a page boy in a queen carnival. On his left is Enid Lyons, who would later become the first woman elected to the Australian House of Representatives.

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The story of Errol Flynn and the corpse of John Barrymore has been denied as true by some, maintained to be true by others including Errol Flynn and Raoul Walsh.  The following account of that story is from the website "13th Floor" at:

John Barrymore

Raoul Walsh
The eyepatch covers up his lost eye, the result of a car crash.

Errol Flynn



It’s one of the oddest and creepiest tales to emerge from the decadence of old Hollywood and key players in celebrity grave robbing have gone on the record to confirm the gruesome tale of a corpse partying after its time on Earth was long done.

Silent movie legend John Barrymore who starred in the 1920 version of JEKYLL & HYDE was a hard drinking boisterous prankster who survived the transition from silent to talkies. He was the eldest of a famous family of thespians including Lionel and Ethel Barrymore and his granddaughter is Drew Barrymore.

Barrymore was drinking buddies with a bunch of Tinsel Town boozers including ROBIN HOOD swashbuckling lothario Errol Flynn, W. C. Fields, and director Raoul Walsh – among other such notables. They called themselves the Bundy Drive Gang and specialized in irreverent high-brow carousing – intellectual boozehounds that delighted in pranking one another. They made Sinatra’s Rat Pack seem a bunch of choirboys when it came to excessive boozing and whoring.

One long standing account of their escapades was Flynn’s involvement in the post-mortem adventures of longtime pal John Barrymore’s corpse. Bereft over the death of their ringleader in all times debauched, Barrymore’s pals lifted “The Great Profile”  from the mortuary and took the corpse into to Flynn’s house for a macabre “farewell party” which may very well have been the inspiration for the 1980s flick WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S.

In his memoir MY WICKED, WICKED WAYS, Flynn recalled the horrifying tale. When his mentor and drinking buddy Barrymore died suddenly from pneumonia and cirrhosis of the liver on May 29, 1942, Flynn was so overcome with loss and grief he dove head first into an uncontrollable bender, drowning his sorrows at LA’s famed Cock and Bull Bar with THEY DIED WITH THEIR BOOTS ON director Raoul Walsh.


While Flynn was still chug-a-lugging, Walsh excused himself, saying he was too upset to continue the wake and slipped out. Walsh hopped in his car and paid a quick visit to the Pierce Brothers mortuary which was where the late Barrymore lay in state. After a bankroll exchanged hands, Walsh bribed the parlor director, retrieved the departed, dumped him in the car and drove back to Flynn’s mansion. Walsh awoke Fynn’s groggy butler to help bring the stiff inside.

“Mr. Barrymore’s drunk – so lend me a hand,” he recalled, telling the groggy butler. “I think he’s dead,” the butler snapped.

“You’ve seen him like this before,” Walsh insisted, “So help lend me a hand.

“All right – but he looks dead to me!'”

Walsh and the butler dragged Barrymore inside, carefully positioning the cadaver on Flynn’s expansive couch – looking for all the world as if he were simply passed-out.

Walsh ordered the butler to get the SVENGALI star some coffee to sober him up. The sight of a passed out Barrymore on the couch was nothing new to Flynn’s butler so off he went.

After draining the bar dry at the Cock and Bull, a highly intoxicated Flynn wobbly staggered home. At first, Flynn didn’t notice anything unusual when he entered.

“He sat down in his favorite chair and was talking about something or other, when the butler came back in saying ‘Here’s Mr. Barrymore’s coffee,'” Walsh recalled.

“And with that, Flynn saw Jack and ran out of the house screaming. He hid behind a bush in the yard, yelling, “Get him out of here! You are going to get us all of us put in San Quentin!’

“Well, I took Jack back to the funeral home and the mortician asked me where I’d taken him” Walsh recalled. I said "We went to Errol Flynn’s."

“You did?!  he said. ‘Why, if I’d have known you were going to take him up there, I would have put a better suit on him!'”

Yet, according to an official Barrymore biographer, there was only one visitor to the funeral parlor, a well-known prostitute “who knelt and prayed and continued on her way in silence.” Gene Fowler, a member of the Bundy Drive Gang claimed he and his son were the only ones who stood vigil with Barrymore’s corpse with nary a drunken movie director nor painted lady in sight.

In Richard Schickel’s 1973 documentary THE MEN WHO MADE THE MOVIES, Walsh went on the record again, confirming Errol Flynn’s account of the body snatch heist and practical joke.

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I can't resist posting one final item, a repost, about John Barrymore from when he was alive . . . 

After a long day of shooting a film in Hollywood, John Barrymore and some fellow actors stopped in at Lucy's, a popular watering hole near Paramount Studios. After one-too-many drinks, Barrymore excused himself to go to the bathroom. In his slightly inebriated condition, however, he inadvertently chose the ladies' room. 


As he was relieving himself, a woman entered and was shocked to see a man urinating into one of the toilets. 

"How dare you!" she exclaimed, "This is for ladies!" 

The actor turned toward the woman, organ in hand, and resonantly said in full actor's voice: "And so, madam, is this."




Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Thought for the Day



Michael Curtiz and some quotes




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A few days ago I printed some Samuel Goldwyn-isms, commenting that not all attributed to him may actually be his,

Nonetheless it prompted an email from Byter Steve M: 
What a terrific Bytes today Otto, thank you, I really enjoyed the Samuel Goldwyn segment.
 I remember reading David Niven’s The Moon’s a Balloon... was it SG who said “Bring on the empty horses”? Steve M
 
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It was actually Michael Curtiz who made the comment about the horses.

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Curtiz (1886 –1962) was born in Hungary and had directed 64 films in Europe when he was invited to Hollywood at age 39 in 1926.  Recognised as one of the most prolific directors in history, director of 102 films in Hollywood,  he was responsible for classic films from the silent era and numerous others during Hollywood's Golden Age up to the 1960’s. A demon for work, he spent little time to try to improve his command of English, giving rise to numerous anecdotes.

Here are some . .

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On the set of Charge of the Light Brigade, when wanting riderless horses in the battle scene, Curtiz directed the wranglers to “Bring on the empty horses.”

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 Flynn, Curtiz and Niven on the set of Charge of the Light Brogade

David Niven made the Curtiz-ism immortal by naming his autobiography “Bring On the Empty Horses”.


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When Niven and Errol Flynn, the lead in Charge of the Light Brigade, heard Curtiz make the empty horses comment, they cracked up laughing. 

Curtiz responded with “You people, you think I know fuck nothing; I tell you: I know fuck all.”

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By the way . . .

Errol Flynn in The Charge of the Light Brigade

Errol Flynn reported Michael Curtiz to the Humane Society for the mistreatment of horses on the set of Charge of the Light Brigade, including for use of a trip wire to make horses fall.

Yay for the Day for Errol.

Flynn on location for Charge of thge Light Brogade, Curtiz standing on far right

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The following occurred when directing Casablanca and arranging a scene:

Curtiz:  Very nice, but I want a poodle.
Prop master: But you never asked for one.  We don’t have one.
Curtiz: Vell, get one.
Prop master:  What colour?
Curtiz:  Dark, you idiot, we’re not shooting in colour !
[A few minutes later. Curtiz is called out to see a standard poodle].
Curtiz:  What doe I want with the goddam dog?
Prop master: You said you wanted a poodle, Mr Curtiz.
Curtiz:  I vanted a poodle inn the street! A poodle.  A poodle of vater.

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 Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergnan and Micahel Curtiz on the set of Casablanca


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Comment by Michael Curtiz when an assistant director failed to bring what he had been sent for:

“The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.”

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Warner jokers once hung signs on a Curtiz set reading “English Broken Here: and “Curtiz Spoken Here.”

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Some other Curtiz-isms . . . 

“The scenario isn’t the exact truth, but we have the facts to prove it.”

“It’s dull from beginning to end, but it’s loaded with entertainment.”

“Don’t talk to me while I’m interrupting.”

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A final note . . . .

While Curtiz himself had escaped Europe before the rise of Nazism, other members of his family were not as lucky. He once asked Jack Warner, who was going to Budapest in 1938, to contact his family and help them get exit visas. 

Warner succeeded in getting Curtiz's mother to the U.S., where she spent the rest of her life living with her son. However, he could not rescue Curtiz's only sister, her husband, or their three children, who were sent to Auschwitz, where her husband and two of the children died.

Jack Warner and Hal Wallis plan Captain Blood, Michael Curtiz (centre) looks on






Monday, October 7, 2019

Quote for the Day


“Why only twelve disciples? Go out and get thousands.”

-        Samuel Goldwyn

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Samuel Goldwyn (1879?-1974) was born Schmuel Gelbfisz in Poland but left his home on foot as a young man, travelling to England, where he lived for some years in Birmingham as Samuel Goldfish. He then moved to the United States where he worked in a glove factory, and as a salesman, before getting involved in the newfangled motion picture business. When in 1916 he went into partnership with Broadway producers the Selwyn brothers they combined their names to form the Goldwyn Pictures Corporation. Goldfish at this point changed his name to Goldwyn.

Several corporate moves and hugely successful films later, Goldwyn had become one of the giants of Hollywood, and would retain a dominant position in the movie business for decades.

Known for his mixed metaphors and mangling of the English language, it is nonetheless true that not everything attributed to him was actually his. Many were created or embellished by others, including actors and scriptwriters.

Some more Goldwynisms, perhaps some are true . . . 

– “A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.”

– “Why did you name your baby Arthur? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is called Arthur.”

– “Let’s have some new cliches.”

– “A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.”

– “Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist should have his head examined.”

– “You can include me out.”

– “Our comedies are not to be laughed at.”

– On being told filming The Well of Loneliness would be controversial as it was about lesbians: “That’s okay, we’ll make them Hungarians instead.”

– On his deathbed: “I never thought I’d live to see the day.”