An email from Graham E (thanks G) . . .
Hi Mr O,Hopefully you have not seen this before and I have a brownie point for bringing it to your attention :-)In 2005 an auto repair shop was converted into an ExtraMile convenience store. The owners say, that it had always been "easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like", but they wanted to do something different with it. And so they did.
Graham then provided a selection of sign pics from the above website . . .
Plus some more . .
Sure, a lot are corny, but you have to admire someone willing to post items day after day for no gain or reward, just to bring a smile . . . (a bit like Bytes . . . )