Friday, March 14, 2014

Funny Friday


Having been to the dentist yesterday, what better theme for a Funny Friday?

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A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction

"85 pounds for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.

"85 quid! Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?"

"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.

"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"

"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and would knock 15 pounds off."

"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without any anaesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop by 20 pounds."

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"

"It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you 5 pounds but it will be traumatic."

"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"

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I hate that little cup of weird blue stuff the dentist gives to you after he's finished your treatment.

When he's not looking I spit it back out.


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Last night I went out with a woman who's a dentist.

She said she had a great time and would like to see me again in about six months.

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My dentist told me he needs to give me a prostate exam tomorrow.

He can get lost, I may not be the sharpest tool in the box, but I know that can't be right.

It's only been a few weeks since he gave me the last one.

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Corn Corner:


My dentist just won 'dentist of the year'
All he got was a little plaque.

I walked into a dentist in Scotland.
I said to the receptionist, "Hi there, I was wondering if you could help me with this pain in my tooth."
She said, "Aye."
I said, "No, tooth."
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