Tuesday, January 5, 2016

News Bytes

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15 Minutes of Fame:

A photo taken on New Year’s Eve in Manchester has been likened to a Renaissance masterpiece. 


The Manchester Evening News published the photograph, taken by Joel Goodman, with a a whole lot of other pics of the worst parts of NYE in Manchester. BBC producer Roland Hughes commented that “So much going on this pic of New Year in Manchester by the Evening News. Like a beautiful painting.”  It grew from there.

The elements and composition are fascinating: the police with the man in the ground, the lady in the fur coat remonstrating, the man in blue on the ground reaching for his beer, the bystanders. 

Not only has been compared to a Renaissance painting in what it shows, it has also been pointed out that the composition fits into the Golden Ratio:


It didn’t take long for the internet to pick up on it . . . 




Much of the attention has been on the man in blue:






. . .but not all:

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Surfing Santas:

An item I intended to post before Christmas but somehow didn’t get to is worth still bringing to attention, even if only for the fact that it is a world record for Oz.

In mid December 2015, the world record for surfing Santas stood at just under 250, according to the Guinness Book of Records.  That number was broken at Bondi when 320 people dressed as Santa took to the waves on boards.

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!





A lost Santa suit.



Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, in fact, there's lots of them.


Monday, January 4, 2016

Quote for the Day #1


Good morning readers.


I have received about a dozen emails, all saying that the Quote for the Day item should be retained.

One contributor suggested "Keep.. But rename it 'Platitude of the Day'." Given that the dictionary definition of a 'platitude' is 'a trite, meaningless, or prosaic statement, generally directed at quelling social, emotional, or cognitive unease', I will decline that proposal.

Thank you to those who took the time to respond.

A selection:

From Tim B:
Keep the quotes.......I live by them......and duct tape...I’m from the South (USA).

From Charlie Z:
Otto -I enjoy the quotes, and everything about bytes! "If it ain't broke don't try to fix it!"

From Charles X:
If it's not too much work, I think you should keep the daily sayings, Otto. 

From Diane M:
Yes,please keep the quote for the day, it’s interesting and sometimes so surprising to know that a person said that.

From J G:
Otto, please keep the quote for the day. I frequently circulate them to my team. Like you, I am a lawyer; the chief legal officer of a good-sized company with a team of 14 lawyers and about the same number of compliance and other staff.
Thanks, jg

So the ayes have it, the the QFTD stays.




Quote for the Day #2

“Well be friends ‘til we’re old and senile. . . then we’ll be new friends.”

- Author unknown



Monday Miscellany

Friend Vince C sent me an email which contained photographs of various amusing scenes from life in Africa. The final pic in the series is of an advice from the Ministry of Fish and Wildlife in Mozambique:


I have a vague recollection is that I have either previously commented on this, or that I have read about it.

The item is a joke and has been around for a number of years and has been used in various contexts for various countries: 



The following advice, however, apparently did appear on a website commenting on safety in bear country:
Bear scat (droppings) can provide valuable information such as food being eaten and the time frame for when the bear was in the area. However, the scat cannot determine the bear species that dropped it. If it’s steaming, you had better look over your shoulder and make some noise.
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Whilst looking into the above item, I came across the following funny pic of a toilet roll holder:


This led to further pics of amusing toilet roll holders:

















Sunday, January 3, 2016

Quote for the Day

Hello readers. As you can see, like Arnie and the guy who blows up an alien space ship in Independence Day, I’m back.
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A question for you:

I am undecided about whether to keep the quote for the day or to discontinue it. Send me a note, by email or response to this post, to say either "Keep" or "Drop" . . . I would like to get your input.
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I have previously mentioned that my kids take the piss mickey out of me because of my espousal of duct tape, so much so that they once gave me the following card for Father’s Day:


I have previously posted that pic, as well as the following bit of profound (and totally accurate) philosophy:


I therefore wish to bring their attention to the quote below from Andy Weir’s book The Martian, which I haven’t finished yet (and the answer is no, I haven’t seen the film, I wanted to read the book first).

The scene is that Watney, the guy left stranded on Mars, has to cut a hole in the roof of the Rover vehicle. He can’t use a pen or marker to draw an outline so he comes up with another idea: 
I unravelled Martinez’s bed and took the string outside, then taped it to the trailer hull along the path I planned to cut. Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.

Sydney's Suburbs, continued: Ashford to Asquith

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Ashcroft:

Location:
35 kilometres south-west of the Sydney central business district, in the local government area of the City of Liverpool.

About:
According to the 2011 census, there were 3,308 residents in Ashcroft. 57.7% of residents were born in Australia. The most common other countries of birth were Lebanon 6.0%, Vietnam 5.6% and Iraq 2.6%. 45.2% of residents spoke only English at home. Other languages spoken at home included Arabic 19.4%, Vietnamese 8.8% and Samoan 2.3%.

Name origin:
Developed as part of the Housing Commission's Green Valley development, it was named Ashcroft after the pioneering family in the district that gave the land for the site of this development. E J Ashcroft was a butcher at Liverpool in the 1890’s and his family was active in establishing meat wholesaling and retailing activities at the Homebush abattoir. The name was not officially gazetted until 1972, although the suburb had been named earlier.

Gallery:

E.J. Ashcroft & Sons Butchery on the corner of Macquarie Street and Scott Street Liverpool. The trading name of the butcher shop became known as ‘Quality Corner’.

E.J. (Edward James) Ashcroft
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Ashfield:

Location:
9 kilometres south-west of the Sydney central business district. 

About:
Ashfield's population is highly multicultural. In the 2011 census Ashfield had a population of 22,189 people, in an area of 3.5 square kilometres. One area where Ashfield differed markedly from the national figures was in its ethnic mix. Australian born residents are a minority with only 41% of Ashfield residents being Australian-born. Foreigner birth were from 15% born in China and 6% born in India. A fifth of the population spoke a Chinese language at home (Mandarin 14% and Cantonese 6%).

The other area where Ashfield differs is its housing. Of the 8,215 occupied private dwellings counted, 63% were flats. The high number of flats contributed to a higher than average number of people renting (46%) compared to houses owned outright (24%) or being purchased (26%).

Also:
This is where my office is located. 










Name origin:
In 1793 Lieutenant John Townson was granted 100 acres of land in the area, as was the first colonist to settle in the area, Augustus Alt (1731-1815), Governor Phillip’s surveyor-general, who received a 100 acre land grant in 1794. The grant to Alt was in the area which is now the neighbouring suburb of Croydon but in 1801 Alt acquired another 250 acres which covered most of Ashfield. Robert Campbell (1789-1851) some years later managed to purchase several farms and landholdings in the area, including the 100 acres originally granted to Townson and Alt’s 250 acres, thereby building an estate of 480 acres. Campbell’s father William was laird of Ashfield in Scotland and Robert’s tombstone, when he died, bore the words “the last of the lairds of Ashfield in Argyllshire”. Campbell named the area Ashfield after his Scottish home. In 1815 Campbell sold his land to John laurie who in turn sold to Joseph Underwood (1779-1833), who came from the parish of Ashfield in Suffolk and who would have continued support for ths uburb name.

Gallery:

Western Suburbs' first leagues club at Ashfield, New South Wales

Parramatta Road, Ashfield, looking east from Orpington Street, October 1950

Hercules Street, Ashfield, Sydney, from an old postcard 

Peak Freans American biscuit factory (1937) corner Frederick Street and Parramatta Road Ashfield. It is now a Bunnings outlet.

Ashfield Town Hall in 1938. The original Victorian building was extensively remodelled in the Art Deco style in the 1920s. This building was demolished in the 1970s to make way for Ashfield Mall

A.J. Brackpool's mercery and drapery shop, Liverpool Road, Ashfield, 1918 

The above pic is of King’s Cinema, Ashfield, demolished in 1981 to make way for the office building Ashfield Court, corner Liverpool Road and Holden Street. One of the old style cinemas.

Corner Parramatta Road and Great North Road, Ashfield, 1930.
Where the people are sitting, bottom left, is now the exit from the BP service station
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Asquith:

Location:
26 km north-west of the Sydney central business district, in the local government area of Hornsby Shire. The suburb contains a section of Ku-ring-gai Chase National Park on its eastern side. It may be considered part of the Hills District, the Upper North Shore, or the Northern Suburbs.

About:
According to the 2011 census the population of Asquith then was 3,474 people. 66.9% of residents were born in Australia. The most common other countries of birth were England 4.3%, China 2.9% and New Zealand 2.4%. 75.7% of residents spoke only English at home. Other languages spoken at home included Mandarin 3.5%, Cantonese 2.9% and Korean 1.6%. 

Name origin:
Halloran & Company, estate agents, subdivided the area to the north of Hornsby at the time of the First World War. When their request for a railway station, to enhance their land sales, was refused, they offered to pay for it. The railway authority agreed and the station was opened in 1915. It was named after the then British Prime Minister, Henry Herbert Asquith.

Gallery:

Prime Minister Asquith

Asquith Railway Station Sydney c1957

Subdivision map of Asquith Station estate.

The exterior of Amor's Ye Old Asquith Store at the corner of the Pacific Highway in the 1930s.


Thursday, December 31, 2015

No Bytes

I'll be away from my computer for a few days so there won't be any Bytes over that period.

Funny Friday is therefore a day early.

I wish you all a safe and peaceful coming year; thanks to those who have contributed items, to those who have given feedback and to those who are the silent readers.

Happy trails, amigos.



Quote for the Day

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. 

- Author Unknown

The prayer above reminds me of an Irish prayer that I have posted previously and which also seems apt for a new year: