Saturday, February 26, 2022

A Mathematical Formula for Life and Living

Sent to me by friend and Byter Steve M . . .


This comes  from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70  yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable  mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out  Loud.

This is a strictly .....  mathematical  viewpoint... and it goes like  this:
What Makes  100%?
What does it mean  to give MORE than 100%?
Ever  wonder about those people who say they are giving  more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings  where someone wants you to give over  100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What  makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little  mathematical formula that might help you answer  these questions:If:
A B C D E F G H I J  K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is  represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =  98%
And 
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =  96% 
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =  100% 
And,
 B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 
AND, look how far
ass  kissing  will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  = 118% 

So, one can conclude  with mathematical certainty, that while  Hard  work  and 
Knowledge will get you close, and  Attitude  will get you there.

 

Its  the  Bullshit  and  Ass  Kissing that will put you over the  top. 

Now you  know why Politicians are where they  are!            







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