Has anyone ever noticed the resemblance between Emperor Palpatine of Star Wars and Pope Benedict XVI. Now I’m not saying that they are one and the same but, think back... we never do see what actually happens to the Emperor after Darth Vader throws him down into that great void. If there’s a Protestant Rebel Alliance, I’d be watching out.
Which is a segue into some religious humour for Funny Friday . . .
Two nuns are driving through the country when a little devil pops up and jumps on their bonnet.
One of the nuns is really nervous but the other says “Don't worry, wind down the window and show him your cross.”
So the nun winds down the window and calls out “Hey, shithead, get the fuck off my car!”
Moses went back up the mountain and called to God: “Excuse me God. I just want to get this straight. The Arabs get the oil and we get to cut the ends off our what ??”
The Pope dies and goes to Heaven.
He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour, he was told that he can enjoy any of the myriad of recreations available.
He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, and spends the next thousand years or so learning the languages. After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pore over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent 'Easy Reading' to the original script.
All of a sudden there is a scream in the library. The angels come running to him, only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, crying to himself, and muttering, 'An 'R'! They left out the 'R'.'
God takes him aside, offering comfort and asks him what the problem is. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, 'It's the letter 'R' ... the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!'