Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down.
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.