Thursday, March 8, 2012

Some more Rita Rudner quotes . . .


Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid.  Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down.

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.


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