Friday, November 14, 2014

Funny Friday


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySqec8WrEQQ
I have password overload.  The topic came up during the week when I needed to change a password that I couldn't recall so as to enable me to reinstall an app.  Some passwords want letters and numbers, some at least 8 characters...  then I read that I shouldn't have them saved on my computer. Grrrr!!!

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My password is the same as my pet's name.

My dog is currently called Fg19%8ti5, but it changes every 90 days.

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Marriage is like trying to type in your password and not realise the caps lock is on.

At first you don't see what the problem is. Then you think, how did I make such a basic mistake?

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My next door neighbour caught me using his broadband.

"It's your own fault," I said. "You should have a password on it."

"Never mind that," he shouted. "Get the fuck out of my house!"

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During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

I asked why so long a password. "Because," she explained, "the policy states that it had to be at least 8 characters long."

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Corn Corner:

What is Forrest Gump's Facebook password?

1forrest1

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