Of late I appear
To have reached that stage
When people look old
Who are only my age.
- Richard Armour
I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
- Lady Nancy Astor
We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.
- Dave Allen
Old age is no place for sissies.
- Bette Davis
I prefer old age to the alternative.
- Maurice Chevalier
The problem with getting old is that all the bits that should be dry are wet and all the bits that should be wet are dry
- Brendan Jones, Jonesy and Amanda (morning radio show)