Wednesday, May 11, 2022

SIGNS

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Sign, sign
Everywhere a sign

- Lyric, Signs - Five Man Electrical Band

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From Bored Panda, pics and readers’ comments, at:

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Reader comments:

And the movie Idiocracy can now be found under documentaries.

I'll wait until is in history section.

Very accurate

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Contains complementary cookies.

SchrΓΆdinger's cookies - there is no chance of knowing if there are cookies in it until you open it

My mum gave me a tin of biscuits for Christmas and said "I thought you could keep your sewing things in it!" It's full of needles and spools of thread now.

Who put cookies in my sewing tin?

I’m Danish and once had a summer job at the factory that made those, and they were really proud about what a popular export they were. And I’m not saying anything bad about Danish butter cookies, but I was thinking that surely you guys would be able to bake this kind of thing yourself? I mean are they really ‘send all the way across the atlantic’ good? And then finally this year I started seeing the sewing kit meme and somehow at least this makes a tiny bit more sense πŸ˜„

Yes! Grandma's emergency sewing kit! 9.99! Perfect πŸ₯°

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Sewing? Damn, I thought they were made for storing loose screws and nails.

Sooo everyone does this?! Lol Thought it was just me.

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What's a handicap pole?

A disabled citizen of Warsaw?

Nothing like the righteous indignation of the ignorant.

Why is there a pole in the disabled parking bay?

maybe it carries the sign which says disabled parking spot?

And the ticket for chaining the bike to a handicapped signpost will probably be more than they paid for the bike & lock! As it should be!

That told you...bozo..πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ–•

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Should be hot dog and beer.

Ok. Ok. I will just this once.

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What happens if I read it? Huh? HUH!?

You’ll get done for invasion of privacy

hey guys what does the sign say?

Uhhhhhh.... umm.... something....

that was a terrific trap.

Too late. You should have begun with "Please do not read".

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I need this sign

As do I

Go on, git

My husband would love this, he’s against them welcome sign mats, when i asked him why, he said obviously, I didn’t want people over

This is my dream sign!

Go on, git! That's the best part.

I recently purchased my very first welcome mat - it says "Come back with a warrant."

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My Grandfather’s tombstone says: “adios”. Nothing else. He was a dry MF.

Kim had a good sense of humour

Hopefully is wasn't the wrong number!

It's the etched photo that really sells it. 🀣

Jesus only calls if you have an early 1990s brick model cellphone.

She looks like the very definition of a church lady.

'...and Jesus said, "Kim, git yer a*s up here, pronto!".

Go on... git!!!

The imp on my shoulder wants to put a don't text and drive psa on that

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In the Colorado Rocky Mountains. They are well known for their clever signs.

I don't get it. Explanation please?

tinnitus is when you have constant ringing or buzzing in your ear

Trust me tinnitus is no laughing matter however that’s funny.

I agree. To both.

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I want to meet the person who thought of this!

The artistic embellishment makes it! πŸ˜„

I want this now, and I don’t even have a car yet

Cute, but I'm sure they get pulled over a lot.

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Where else am I supposed to do my competitive dog grooming? In the elevator!?

" Please use the lifts " is also written

That’s why I only groom my dogs on escalators as an amateur.

Me as well, just some fun grooming with friends.

Aww man, there goes my dream career.

Awww but I’m so much better at grooming than all those other ding dongs....

I'm desperate to know the story behind this sign.

Push chairs?!

Also known as strollers.

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Why are so many people pooping with pens in hand?

I always carry my pooping pen with me wherever I go...

That one cross there is very concerning…

The top tick is very pretty.

that "X" guy wants to watch the world BURN

You cant tell me what to do, do it yourself.

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How did they know?

Experience!

Hey, that was supposed to be top secret.

I want to shake the hand of whoever put up those signs

No. No you dont

Dammit, stop giving away our secrets!!!

Ladies are not slippery when wet thank you!!!!

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