My wife screamed at me, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I'm leaving you."
"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.
My son Luke loves that I named my children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much.
My friend asked me if the next Star Wars movies were going to be in 3D
"Yes" I replied "...but they R2D2."
Why did Star Wars come out in the order of 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8,9?
In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
I asked my girlfriend to dress up as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy roleplaying fun.
I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked.
"Love, Jabba the Hutt is not my favourite Star Wars character," I exclaimed.
"Fuck off" she shouted, "I haven't got dressed yet."
If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars puns...
Then you’re looking in Alderaan places
Did you hear they finally revealed Yoda's surname on that new Star Wars show??
I can't believe it's Layheehoo.
My wife says she's leaving me because of my 'Obsession with Star Wars'.
I said 'Please don't go, honey. You're the Obi-Wan for me.'
Droids claim they were molested by George Lucas during filming for Star Wars...
Here's another pic of Billy Joel with harmonica . . .
. . . and one that is particularly appropriate for our forthcoming election on May 21 . . .