STAR WARS DAY

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My wife screamed at me, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I'm leaving you."

"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.

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My son Luke loves that I named my children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much.

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My friend asked me if the next Star Wars movies were going to be in 3D

"Yes" I replied "...but they R2D2."

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Why did Star Wars come out in the order of 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8,9?

In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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I asked my girlfriend to dress up as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy roleplaying fun.

I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked.

"Love, Jabba the Hutt is not my favourite Star Wars character," I exclaimed.

"Fuck off" she shouted, "I haven't got dressed yet."

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If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars puns...

Then you’re looking in Alderaan places

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Did you hear they finally revealed Yoda's surname on that new Star Wars show??

I can't believe it's Layheehoo.

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My wife says she's leaving me because of my 'Obsession with Star Wars'.

I said 'Please don't go, honey. You're the Obi-Wan for me.'

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Droids claim they were molested by George Lucas during filming for Star Wars...

#R2MeToo

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Here's another pic of Billy Joel with harmonica . . . 

. . . and one that is particularly appropriate for our forthcoming election on May 21 . . .