Monday, March 1, 2010

Laws of the Universe: Anthony's Law


Anthony’s Law of the Workshop:
Any tool when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner of the workshop.

First Corollary to Anthony’s Law of the Workshop:
On its way to the corner the dropped tool will always first strike your toes.

Second Corollary to Anthony’s Law of the Workshop:
The accessibility of the dropped part varies directly with its size and inversely with its importance to completing the task at hand.

Flucard’s Corollary:
Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.

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